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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mine was splitting my banjo i didn't even know it could bleed that much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting pregnant

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By *c1989Woman
over a year ago

Manchester


"Getting pregnant "

thread complete.

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Missionary position, she's playing with her pussy at the same time. As sometimes happens, I get a bit over excited and slip out. She's still enthusiastically going and neither of us react quickly enough for me to get quite a deep scratch somewhere that you don't want scratched

Out of action for a couple of weeks I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Getting pregnant "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dislocated someones Jaw.... she was moaning when I was licking her... she moaned when she came and popped her jaw out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dislocated someones Jaw.... she was moaning when I was licking her... she moaned when she came and popped her jaw out "

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By *uncpl187Couple
over a year ago

Ramsgate

When I was in the Army,picking up a lady and having fun in an alley way.Got a bit excited and tried to put it in her but it went between the cheeks of her bum and along a pebble dashed wall.

Something I will never forget.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I was in the Army,picking up a lady and having fun in an alley way.Got a bit excited and tried to put it in her but it went between the cheeks of her bum and along a pebble dashed wall.

Something I will never forget."

Ffs that makes me cringe with pain just to think about it

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln


"When I was in the Army,picking up a lady and having fun in an alley way.Got a bit excited and tried to put it in her but it went between the cheeks of her bum and along a pebble dashed wall.

Something I will never forget."

Nope nope nope

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By *uncouple4u19Couple
over a year ago

SHEFFIELD


"I dislocated someones Jaw.... she was moaning when I was licking her... she moaned when she came and popped her jaw out "

I

That's some tongue action!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dislocated someones Jaw.... she was moaning when I was licking her... she moaned when she came and popped her jaw out

I

That's some tongue action!!!!

"

I love doing it...i couldn't have BJ for ages until her jaw fixed..poor lass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Due to an over exuberant throw move in a hotel room the Television ended up smashed on the floor

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary


"Mine was splitting my banjo i didn't even know it could bleed that much "

Ditto... as soon as it happened it was lights out, came around to the most severe pain... has it’s perks though as I can be even more rough now it’s gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was on top of her in 69 and he was behind me.His cum dripped out of me and went in her eye.she moved qiuck so I got off her quick and she accidentally kneed him full force in the eye.Then we lay there laughing but he did have a black eye the day after lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel rather boring now reading through these!!

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By *rank40Man
over a year ago

London

A girl wanted me to try water sports so I p’d on her forgetting we Wer in her living room so I guess she had to change that couch?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine was splitting my banjo i didn't even know it could bleed that much

Ditto... as soon as it happened it was lights out, came around to the most severe pain... has it’s perks though as I can be even more rough now it’s gone "

I put mine back in place and it attached again

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Not much foreplay and a well endowed guy meant I slightly tore my lady parts. It hurt like a bitch but at least I could refer back to it if he tried rushing foreplay again

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By *ommenhimCouple
over a year ago

wigan

Years ago she was on top when I sneakily lifted the whip from where I’d secreted it earlier... raised it’s in my hand to get a good swing to whip her arse.... swoosh! Brought it down ...crack! .... fantastic shot..... right in my balls! It was a surprise for us both!

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district


"Mine was splitting my banjo i didn't even know it could bleed that much "

Same here (G writing) but afterwards found sex with it split was much better. R's was getting pregnant when she didn't want to.

Both of those were done with other partners. Together, our most memorable was collapsing a caravan bed while having an enthusiastic foursome, knocking all the drinks we'd not finished onto the bed and soaking all four of us. None of us had cum at that stage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuming inside a girl that wasn’t on the pill

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Years ago she was on top when I sneakily lifted the whip from where I’d secreted it earlier... raised it’s in my hand to get a good swing to whip her arse.... swoosh! Brought it down ...crack! .... fantastic shot..... right in my balls! It was a surprise for us both! "

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

I split someones banjo. Didnt thank me at the time but thanks me now as now circumcised and has no worry or pain x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Split my foreskin. Ouch

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

My fella broke his toe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A partner passed away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was in the Army,picking up a lady and having fun in an alley way.Got a bit excited and tried to put it in her but it went between the cheeks of her bum and along a pebble dashed wall.

Something I will never forget."

Howling at this one...so sorry

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By *uncpl187Couple
over a year ago

Ramsgate


"When I was in the Army,picking up a lady and having fun in an alley way.Got a bit excited and tried to put it in her but it went between the cheeks of her bum and along a pebble dashed wall.

Something I will never forget.

Howling at this one...so sorry "

I can laugh about it now.But not then lol

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By *uiet confidenceMan
over a year ago

Warrington

Banjo string for me too. I had a one night stand with a woman I met in the pub and my banjo string was torn while she was giving me a very rough and painful (even before the accident) blowjob in her living room. She had a beige carpet and a beige sofa and it was like a murder scene - not good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kicked down some shelves and they landed on us! Usual carpet burns and broken bed frame, gotten off quite lightly so far ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine was splitting my banjo i didn't even know it could bleed that much "
same as this

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By *oc30Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I saw one guy with a fracture shaft in A&E

The gent was pissed ... got the Mrs spread eagled on the edge of the bed and and tried to jump dive ... and put it in that way... missed ( obviously ) and cock vs hard wood panel. Ouch !!

At least that was the story

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By *avidanneCouple
over a year ago

bristol

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By *avidanneCouple
over a year ago

bristol

Banging a bird up the pooh pipe and she shits herself. Two things:

1. It went everywhere

2. The stink was friggin appalling

I still managed to cum though

Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was presented with a cock ring on a second meet with someone some years ago. A latex allergy resulted in my cock becoming bright red and was soon twice the size it should be.

Within an hour my blood pressure had dropped so much I was I hospital.

Was quite an impression I made.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Dislocated my jaw many times giving blow jobs (I have a dodgy jaw).

Farted slightly during and orgasm and he was still giving oral

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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago

New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies

worse accident for me was breaking a bed, whilst staying with relatives, a few red faces in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 sprained ankles, mmf in the woods 11 hours in a&e thinking I had broken something. Husband not happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a Night out....sex in a thunderstorm in the pouring rain....on a tennis court a gravel one! Naked.....cuts and sore knees elbows the lot! Worst thing couldn’t get a taxi because of the soaking clothes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dislocated my jaw many times giving blow jobs (I have a dodgy jaw).

Farted slightly during and orgasm and he was still giving oral "

I had a women slightly fart while having a orgasm in a 69 position i ended up with her shitting on my head it was horrific

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By *otwifeAdventuresCouple
over a year ago

anywhere

Worst accident was i was caught by my sister in our conservatory with two black guys whilst my husband was filming and wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was 18 and living in my first flat I only had a single bed. Boyfriend stayed over and we were both squished in the bed. He was lying on his side, me on my back and I tried to roll over to get more comfy which is not so easy with 2 people in a little bed.

Ended up kneeing him so hard between the legs that he spent half an hour throwing up

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I went to a couple’s house for a threesome.

When I got there the girl told me that this was really for her boyfriend – she’d been a swinger when she was younger and her man felt like he needed to try it to ‘catch up’. And that he had been fantasising about trying a bi MMF and having his cock sucked by another man.

Now, this was all news to me. Especially the bi part – since I’d told them I was straight.

But I was young(ish) and up for trying new things, so I let the guy put some bi porn on their TV and thought I’d make the first move and at least get things started. I stripped off and played with myself watching the porn. So did the girl. Her boyfriend went to get a beer.

He came back, sat between us, undid his jeans, and got his cock out. He asked if I would go down on him. I winked at his girlfriend and gave it a go.

After a few minutes, he freaked out. Jumped up, stumbled, tried to do his jeans back up, stumbled … and fell backwards STRAIGHT THROUGH THE GLASS COFFEE TABLE BEHIND HIM.

Shattered glass EVERYWHERE. Cuts all over the poor guy’s arse.

Really, not the best time to realise that being bi should have stayed a fantasy for him, not a reality!

(That was probably one of the ‘experiments’ that made me realise I’m definitely not bi either … lol.)

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By *cecube33Woman
over a year ago

Manchester


"Getting pregnant "
snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During a passionate encounter on our dining table I lent back for more stability due to the excessive thrusting from Mr, without realising a pint glass was in the way!! My hand crushed the pint glass thus ending all the kinky fuckery and 3 weeks of "well how did that happen"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G has fallen off the bed several times, more than once mid orgasm, we have had collisions with our heads, knees and feet. Broken a couple beds and one bed a couple of times. We did always finish though hahaha

Well except for that time I used new toothpaste and had just brushed and gave him a BJ, I didn’t think about the mint before I did it. He screamed a bit and raced across the room and stuck his cock in the bathroom sink in the cold water muttering hahahaha

Nothing as exciting as some of these!! -Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mistaking the ex wife’s asthma attack for an orgasm lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting pregnant "

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mistaking the ex wife’s asthma attack for an orgasm lol"

This is awful but I did laugh hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lost my virginity on acid ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mistaking the ex wife’s asthma attack for an orgasm lol

This is awful but I did laugh hahahahaha "

I might add this not the reason why she is now my ex wife lol

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

My right hip has popped out several times.

I do warn partners it could happen, not to panic, and I can get it back in easily.

The guy has to hold my lower leg & knee , while I do a very sharp twist.

One guy, heard the crunch & pop as it went back on... And pass-ed out, whacked his head on the wall, landed face first on the bed, bounced off did an amazing 360° flip, landed again face first on the floor, breaking his nose & lost 2 front teeth!

Worst to happen to me, few days away in a hotel with my FWB, they gave us a twin room

Neither of us are small, forgetting we were in a single bed, I was on top he flipped me over..

And threw me across the room!

Baldy bruised my shoulder & a lovely black eye

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Several times I've had guys cut me internally with their nails, it bloody hurts.

Last night I almost ripped my big toe nail off just after we'd finished fucking, I'm off to hospital tomorrow to get it looked at lol.

Oh and not an accident but vomiting while deep throating isn't fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine was splitting my banjo i didn't even know it could bleed that much "

Same here. 16 yrs old and still living away my parents house. It split, I felt a load of wet and it didn't look pretty when she switched the lights on. At first I thought it was her but then I saw it pouring. Got to the bathroom and covered the floor with blood before my parents woke up. Then my dad took me to the gp the next morning and the guy just laughed at me before he fixed me by cortisone. THAT was the worst pain ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once stepped backwards off a bed and put my right foot straight into a plant pot. My dignity was spared by the fact that the object of my ardour was bound and blindfolded on the bed and unable to see my ungainly attempts at regaining my balance

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

Trying s sex swing for the 1st time, I jumped to sit on the seat missed and fell backwards.

My fingers got caught in the straps and I ended up in A&E with a broken finger!

Try explaining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a meet, I once went to the wrong house. Hi, I've come for the meet.....

Their response.... Try two doors down.

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By *erfect-StrangersCouple
over a year ago

North Dublin

I got the lube from the condom in my eye once. Hurt like hell, my eye swelled and had to tell the chemist what happened!

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands


"Mine was splitting my banjo i didn't even know it could bleed that much "

Got my foreskin caught in a girls braces when getting a bj in a quiet nightclub corner. Bouncers had to put coat over her head and take us down a fire exit and into a back door seperate room to unhook us

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Jack once a bit excited and pushed me off a bed ,when we had gone away for the weekend.

No injuries thankfully but was quite high bed.

Miss

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

Almost 30 years ago now, when I did bar work, I went off at 2.00am with a casual girlfriend to spend a night in a borrowed room...

....after 'Round One' she headed to the en-suite - it had been a busy evening, and a very energetic session, so I quickly fell asleep...

....and woke up a few hours later to her leaning over me screaming hysterically, face covered in blood...

....she'd fallen asleep sat on the loo, until eventually she'd toppled forward and hit the tiled floor face first...

....needless to say, there was no 'Round Two' that night or any other with her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a girl in my late teens who was fond of me fully withdrawing and then thrusting it back in hard I missed the target and hit just to the side of her pussy full force my knob bent in half and I lay there in agony with tears in my eyes thinking I'd snapped it in half. We've recently reconnected after many years and it was one of the first things she mentioned...

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By *oomsMan
over a year ago

London


"Getting pregnant "

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By *coxy69Man
over a year ago

Stone

Ok this was a few decades ago now but I was having a deep and meaningful session with my then girlfriend.

She was on her back and I was on top with her legs hooked up over my arms...

Do you get the picture?

Anyway we were really enjoying the moment and she was extremely wet, to the point were it was it was squelching and dripping, you know, I needed a wet suit and a divers helmet...

Anyway, I was getting the the vinegar strokes so things started to speed up, I was gong faster and harder and harder and faster...

As I pulled back I must have thought I cock was bigger than it was and managed to withdraw all the way out...

At that moment my cock dropped down about an inch and I pushed (in one smooth motion) all the way back in...

Up her ARSE!

I was literally balls deep in her arse and we had never done anal (this was before it was popular)

She SCREAMED and kicked out so hard he moved a man almost twice her weight off her

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

A friend of mine told me once that while dabbling In anal sex with a friend he inadvertently stuck a chair leg up his arse as he mistook it for the dildo and ended up with a splinter in his sphincter. True story so I’m told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dislocated someones Jaw.... she was moaning when I was licking her... she moaned when she came and popped her jaw out "

Haha you show off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn’t happen to me but my mate had a daisy put down his japs eye by his girlfriend and the small hairs on the stem prevented them from removing it.

He had to go A&E to have his bell end sliced open to remove it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting pregnant

thread complete. "

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Not my story but an ex ( who's a nurse (Sister now in fact - still see her around and say hi

Anyway - On an A&E rotation for 6 months, there were tge usyal.hilarious stories but one guy, desperate for a thrill, was pushing ever more outlandish objects up his rectum (including an old fashioned HP sauce bottle!) until he stumbled uppon the idea of a ligbt bulb....

Not a modern led candle bulb, an old fashioned 100w lightbulb....

The resultant IMPLOSION resulted in a very sore and sorry boy, a theatre tied up for hours and much hilarity amongst tbe staff (apart ftom those whose job it was to clean uo!

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By *lanemikeMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Sounds HORRIFIC.......!! How could anyone do anything so stupid....??

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast

I know! Worst one i ever heard! (I was going to LoL there but thought better of it!

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By *inkyduokentCouple
over a year ago

Swanley


"Worst accident was i was caught by my sister in our conservatory with two black guys whilst my husband was filming and wanking "

Oh my !

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Worst accident was i was caught by my sister in our conservatory with two black guys whilst my husband was filming and wanking

Oh my !"

Thats not an accident - thats a party! Altbough with your sister there, its a little weird, but still, a party!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Years ago she was on top when I sneakily lifted the whip from where I’d secreted it earlier... raised it’s in my hand to get a good swing to whip her arse.... swoosh! Brought it down ...crack! .... fantastic shot..... right in my balls! It was a surprise for us both! "

I actually had an ex that did this before. It was hilarious!!!

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea


"Dislocated my jaw many times giving blow jobs (I have a dodgy jaw).

Farted slightly during and orgasm and he was still giving oral

I had a women slightly fart while having a orgasm in a 69 position i ended up with her shitting on my head it was horrific "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex had me tied up to the bed, both arms and both legs. I was blindfolded and the lights were down really low so he could barely see.

For so.e reason he left me on the bed wondering where he had gone, I heard the fridge open and close. My mind thought "cucumber -oh no!"

No, he came back and told me to open my mouth and started to feed my yoghurt (it was a mullet light toffee flavour) after a few spoonfuls he went to tip the last little bit from the tub into my mouth.

It wasnt the last little bit, it went all over my face, my hair, my neck, the pillows, the bed sheets, the walls....

Even worse, he stood up turned the light on and just stood there laughing for 5 minutes before he even untied me!

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