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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Best and worst lube for anal play, in your opinions please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my meets I had uses coconut oil. Was actually very good to use.

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures


"Best and worst lube for anal play, in your opinions please? "

Best: Liquid Silk and Back Door

Worst:

Sand

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Apparently hair gel isn't very good either. So I'm told.

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Definslty not maple syrup...I dunno what that guy was thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spit, nature’s lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spit, nature’s lube "

Only if they have an arsehole like a yawning hippo

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Original source mint shower gel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spit, nature’s lube

Only if they have an arsehole like a yawning hippo "

Or a tiny cock

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By *y PussyWoman
over a year ago

Crickhowell

Fisting Lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Durex pleasure play

Lard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definslty not maple syrup...I dunno what that guy was thinking "

PMSL!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Analyse from Ann summers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best and worst lube for anal play, in your opinions please? "

Why don’t we try everyone and report back? In the interests of science

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Definslty not maple syrup...I dunno what that guy was thinking "

Pancakes for dessert probably

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Best is pre cum and pussy juices.

Worse is vegetable oil (it just makes me want a bag of chips).

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Definslty not maple syrup...I dunno what that guy was thinking "
this made me laugh out loud men!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Best and worst lube for anal play, in your opinions please?

Best: Liquid Silk and Back Door

Worst:

Sand"

I’ve heard good things about Liquid Silk also

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One of my meets I had uses coconut oil. Was actually very good to use. "
tasted alright too I’d imagine?

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"Spit, nature’s lube

Only if they have an arsehole like a yawning hippo "

Not true at all, you just need to find a guy that can rim properly x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit of wood to bite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watermelon juice

But rimming first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Watermelon juice

But rimming first "
is eat you covered in watermelon juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watermelon juice

But rimming first is eat you covered in watermelon juice "
We can take turns

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La


"Definslty not maple syrup...I dunno what that guy was thinking this made me laugh out loud men! "

He also left with my bullet vibrator lodged up his aashole. I had to pop to the shop for snacks...always get peckish...told him not to use it himself..came back and he just on his back with his feet in the air with the strangest look on his face. I'd only just changed battery and could hear a faint buzz...looked at him...couldn't see it...still hear it...looked at him knew right away where the bloody thing was. Then I reminded him it HAS NO STRING...he was so not bothered thinking he would get it out...he left maybe 14 hrs later with it still there, wouldn't let me take him to hosp... lol

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"Definslty not maple syrup...I dunno what that guy was thinking this made me laugh out loud men!

He also left with my bullet vibrator lodged up his aashole. I had to pop to the shop for snacks...always get peckish...told him not to use it himself..came back and he just on his back with his feet in the air with the strangest look on his face. I'd only just changed battery and could hear a faint buzz...looked at him...couldn't see it...still hear it...looked at him knew right away where the bloody thing was. Then I reminded him it HAS NO STRING...he was so not bothered thinking he would get it out...he left maybe 14 hrs later with it still there, wouldn't let me take him to hosp... lol"

Lmfao! Thats funny as hell

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La


"Definslty not maple syrup...I dunno what that guy was thinking this made me laugh out loud men!

He also left with my bullet vibrator lodged up his aashole. I had to pop to the shop for snacks...always get peckish...told him not to use it himself..came back and he just on his back with his feet in the air with the strangest look on his face. I'd only just changed battery and could hear a faint buzz...looked at him...couldn't see it...still hear it...looked at him knew right away where the bloody thing was. Then I reminded him it HAS NO STRING...he was so not bothered thinking he would get it out...he left maybe 14 hrs later with it still there, wouldn't let me take him to hosp... lol

Lmfao! Thats funny as hell"

It got worse..but this does sound made up as who could believe that when he realised it was stuck...I dont know what the protocol here is I would of sat on loo while I figured it out if it was me...he got the my 10 inch dildio and started putting that him ass...wtf you doing? Hes like, making my asshole bigger so it falls out!! Stop stop stop your pushing it further in...no I'm making the exit route wider..., he actually believed he was making the exit route bigger...but then when he realised he couldn't feel it inside or bang the dildo against it...#thisismylifelol

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"Definslty not maple syrup...I dunno what that guy was thinking this made me laugh out loud men!

He also left with my bullet vibrator lodged up his aashole. I had to pop to the shop for snacks...always get peckish...told him not to use it himself..came back and he just on his back with his feet in the air with the strangest look on his face. I'd only just changed battery and could hear a faint buzz...looked at him...couldn't see it...still hear it...looked at him knew right away where the bloody thing was. Then I reminded him it HAS NO STRING...he was so not bothered thinking he would get it out...he left maybe 14 hrs later with it still there, wouldn't let me take him to hosp... lol

Lmfao! Thats funny as hell

It got worse..but this does sound made up as who could believe that when he realised it was stuck...I dont know what the protocol here is I would of sat on loo while I figured it out if it was me...he got the my 10 inch dildio and started putting that him ass...wtf you doing? Hes like, making my asshole bigger so it falls out!! Stop stop stop your pushing it further in...no I'm making the exit route wider..., he actually believed he was making the exit route bigger...but then when he realised he couldn't feel it inside or bang the dildo against it...#thisismylifelol"

Oh my word, sounds like he just wanted to try out all your toys lol

Either that or he really wasn't that smart ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best and worst lube for anal play, in your opinions please? "
use cum

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La


"Definslty not maple syrup...I dunno what that guy was thinking this made me laugh out loud men!

He also left with my bullet vibrator lodged up his aashole. I had to pop to the shop for snacks...always get peckish...told him not to use it himself..came back and he just on his back with his feet in the air with the strangest look on his face. I'd only just changed battery and could hear a faint buzz...looked at him...couldn't see it...still hear it...looked at him knew right away where the bloody thing was. Then I reminded him it HAS NO STRING...he was so not bothered thinking he would get it out...he left maybe 14 hrs later with it still there, wouldn't let me take him to hosp... lol

Lmfao! Thats funny as hell

It got worse..but this does sound made up as who could believe that when he realised it was stuck...I dont know what the protocol here is I would of sat on loo while I figured it out if it was me...he got the my 10 inch dildio and started putting that him ass...wtf you doing? Hes like, making my asshole bigger so it falls out!! Stop stop stop your pushing it further in...no I'm making the exit route wider..., he actually believed he was making the exit route bigger...but then when he realised he couldn't feel it inside or bang the dildo against it...#thisismylifelol

Oh my word, sounds like he just wanted to try out all your toys lol

Either that or he really wasn't that smart ??"

I'd go with the latter lol

Not sharing my toys anymore Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Original source mint shower gel "

Stingy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Original source mint shower gel "

Sadist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liquid Silk works for us

Doesn't go "tacky" like some others do...

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham


"Liquid Silk works for us

Doesn't go "tacky" like some others do..."

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

Best: the cheapest

Worst: the most expensive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Definslty not maple syrup...I dunno what that guy was thinking this made me laugh out loud men!

He also left with my bullet vibrator lodged up his aashole. I had to pop to the shop for snacks...always get peckish...told him not to use it himself..came back and he just on his back with his feet in the air with the strangest look on his face. I'd only just changed battery and could hear a faint buzz...looked at him...couldn't see it...still hear it...looked at him knew right away where the bloody thing was. Then I reminded him it HAS NO STRING...he was so not bothered thinking he would get it out...he left maybe 14 hrs later with it still there, wouldn't let me take him to hosp... lol"
feral!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Liquid Silk works for us

Doesn't go "tacky" like some others do..."
just ordered some... does it have any sensation?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Definslty not maple syrup...I dunno what that guy was thinking this made me laugh out loud men!

He also left with my bullet vibrator lodged up his aashole. I had to pop to the shop for snacks...always get peckish...told him not to use it himself..came back and he just on his back with his feet in the air with the strangest look on his face. I'd only just changed battery and could hear a faint buzz...looked at him...couldn't see it...still hear it...looked at him knew right away where the bloody thing was. Then I reminded him it HAS NO STRING...he was so not bothered thinking he would get it out...he left maybe 14 hrs later with it still there, wouldn't let me take him to hosp... lol

Lmfao! Thats funny as hell

It got worse..but this does sound made up as who could believe that when he realised it was stuck...I dont know what the protocol here is I would of sat on loo while I figured it out if it was me...he got the my 10 inch dildio and started putting that him ass...wtf you doing? Hes like, making my asshole bigger so it falls out!! Stop stop stop your pushing it further in...no I'm making the exit route wider..., he actually believed he was making the exit route bigger...but then when he realised he couldn't feel it inside or bang the dildo against it...#thisismylifelol"
I wonder if he managed to get it out? idiot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Liquid Silk works for us

Doesn't go "tacky" like some others do... just ordered some... does it have any sensation? "

only slipperyness!

enjoy

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

[Removed by poster at 19/09/19 16:26:44]

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La


"Definslty not maple syrup...I dunno what that guy was thinking this made me laugh out loud men!

He also left with my bullet vibrator lodged up his aashole. I had to pop to the shop for snacks...always get peckish...told him not to use it himself..came back and he just on his back with his feet in the air with the strangest look on his face. I'd only just changed battery and could hear a faint buzz...looked at him...couldn't see it...still hear it...looked at him knew right away where the bloody thing was. Then I reminded him it HAS NO STRING...he was so not bothered thinking he would get it out...he left maybe 14 hrs later with it still there, wouldn't let me take him to hosp... lol

Lmfao! Thats funny as hell

It got worse..but this does sound made up as who could believe that when he realised it was stuck...I dont know what the protocol here is I would of sat on loo while I figured it out if it was me...he got the my 10 inch dildio and started putting that him ass...wtf you doing? Hes like, making my asshole bigger so it falls out!! Stop stop stop your pushing it further in...no I'm making the exit route wider..., he actually believed he was making the exit route bigger...but then when he realised he couldn't feel it inside or bang the dildo against it...#thisismylifelol I wonder if he managed to get it out? idiot! "

I asked and he said yes. I did ask for prof and refund for my "stolen bullett ". I got neither haha He is on here so if your reading this, love honey always have a sale on.....was a fun night tho till that point Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Definslty not maple syrup...I dunno what that guy was thinking this made me laugh out loud men!

He also left with my bullet vibrator lodged up his aashole. I had to pop to the shop for snacks...always get peckish...told him not to use it himself..came back and he just on his back with his feet in the air with the strangest look on his face. I'd only just changed battery and could hear a faint buzz...looked at him...couldn't see it...still hear it...looked at him knew right away where the bloody thing was. Then I reminded him it HAS NO STRING...he was so not bothered thinking he would get it out...he left maybe 14 hrs later with it still there, wouldn't let me take him to hosp... lol

Lmfao! Thats funny as hell

It got worse..but this does sound made up as who could believe that when he realised it was stuck...I dont know what the protocol here is I would of sat on loo while I figured it out if it was me...he got the my 10 inch dildio and started putting that him ass...wtf you doing? Hes like, making my asshole bigger so it falls out!! Stop stop stop your pushing it further in...no I'm making the exit route wider..., he actually believed he was making the exit route bigger...but then when he realised he couldn't feel it inside or bang the dildo against it...#thisismylifelol I wonder if he managed to get it out? idiot!

I asked and he said yes. I did ask for prof and refund for my "stolen bullett ". I got neither haha He is on here so if your reading this, love honey always have a sale on.....was a fun night tho till that point Haha "
wonder how it popped out?

Hahaha crazy, but hilarious and a memory you will be laughing about for years to come

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By *EBCAMandKNICKERSMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Hahaha you didn’t try stopping him though

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By *xotic indianCouple
over a year ago

leicester

Coconut oil is good too .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahaha you didn’t try stopping him though "
I’d imagine it’s quite a sight to behold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Classic KY for us

If it’s someone rather large, I have a bondara one that has some numbing affect for the ‘getting in’ part!

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By *ustywithBustyCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Near St Albans

It needs to be a proper water based one, LoveHoney do a nice one just for that...its all about technique also

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La


"Definslty not maple syrup...I dunno what that guy was thinking this made me laugh out loud men!

He also left with my bullet vibrator lodged up his aashole. I had to pop to the shop for snacks...always get peckish...told him not to use it himself..came back and he just on his back with his feet in the air with the strangest look on his face. I'd only just changed battery and could hear a faint buzz...looked at him...couldn't see it...still hear it...looked at him knew right away where the bloody thing was. Then I reminded him it HAS NO STRING...he was so not bothered thinking he would get it out...he left maybe 14 hrs later with it still there, wouldn't let me take him to hosp... lol

Lmfao! Thats funny as hell

It got worse..but this does sound made up as who could believe that when he realised it was stuck...I dont know what the protocol here is I would of sat on loo while I figured it out if it was me...he got the my 10 inch dildio and started putting that him ass...wtf you doing? Hes like, making my asshole bigger so it falls out!! Stop stop stop your pushing it further in...no I'm making the exit route wider..., he actually believed he was making the exit route bigger...but then when he realised he couldn't feel it inside or bang the dildo against it...#thisismylifelol I wonder if he managed to get it out? idiot!

I asked and he said yes. I did ask for prof and refund for my "stolen bullett ". I got neither haha He is on here so if your reading this, love honey always have a sale on.....was a fun night tho till that point Haha wonder how it popped out?

Hahaha crazy, but hilarious and a memory you will be laughing about for years to come "

Oh yes.. if you cant laugh about it....I do make sure everything is retrevable now..lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definslty not maple syrup...I dunno what that guy was thinking this made me laugh out loud men!

He also left with my bullet vibrator lodged up his aashole. I had to pop to the shop for snacks...always get peckish...told him not to use it himself..came back and he just on his back with his feet in the air with the strangest look on his face. I'd only just changed battery and could hear a faint buzz...looked at him...couldn't see it...still hear it...looked at him knew right away where the bloody thing was. Then I reminded him it HAS NO STRING...he was so not bothered thinking he would get it out...he left maybe 14 hrs later with it still there, wouldn't let me take him to hosp... lol

Lmfao! Thats funny as hell

It got worse..but this does sound made up as who could believe that when he realised it was stuck...I dont know what the protocol here is I would of sat on loo while I figured it out if it was me...he got the my 10 inch dildio and started putting that him ass...wtf you doing? Hes like, making my asshole bigger so it falls out!! Stop stop stop your pushing it further in...no I'm making the exit route wider..., he actually believed he was making the exit route bigger...but then when he realised he couldn't feel it inside or bang the dildo against it...#thisismylifelol I wonder if he managed to get it out? idiot!

I asked and he said yes. I did ask for prof and refund for my "stolen bullett ". I got neither haha He is on here so if your reading this, love honey always have a sale on.....was a fun night tho till that point Haha wonder how it popped out?

Hahaha crazy, but hilarious and a memory you will be laughing about for years to come "

That’s hilarious! It would have come out eventually though! Still thanks for sharing! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For use on me, I prefer Toy Factory’s own silicone lube, for use on my gf, she prefers pawpaw (especially as it’s good for any nicks & cuts she might get along the way) moisturising too.. ha ha ha....

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman
over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!


"Best is pre cum and pussy juices.

"

If I'm really in the mood for anal and have relaxed fully after an orgasm then just _y pussy juice is enough.

If I do need lube then lovehoneys own brand anal lube is really good.

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By *randMrsJones69Couple
over a year ago

Newcastle

Coconut oil. . .tastes great too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definslty not maple syrup...I dunno what that guy was thinking this made me laugh out loud men!

He also left with my bullet vibrator lodged up his aashole. I had to pop to the shop for snacks...always get peckish...told him not to use it himself..came back and he just on his back with his feet in the air with the strangest look on his face. I'd only just changed battery and could hear a faint buzz...looked at him...couldn't see it...still hear it...looked at him knew right away where the bloody thing was. Then I reminded him it HAS NO STRING...he was so not bothered thinking he would get it out...he left maybe 14 hrs later with it still there, wouldn't let me take him to hosp... lol"

Hahaha made me laugh! Imagine him just sat at home waiting for batteries to die

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure if you can get it in UK, but Wicked Jelle anal lube is brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sliquid is great.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Definslty not maple syrup...I dunno what that guy was thinking this made me laugh out loud men!

He also left with my bullet vibrator lodged up his aashole. I had to pop to the shop for snacks...always get peckish...told him not to use it himself..came back and he just on his back with his feet in the air with the strangest look on his face. I'd only just changed battery and could hear a faint buzz...looked at him...couldn't see it...still hear it...looked at him knew right away where the bloody thing was. Then I reminded him it HAS NO STRING...he was so not bothered thinking he would get it out...he left maybe 14 hrs later with it still there, wouldn't let me take him to hosp... lol

Hahaha made me laugh! Imagine him just sat at home waiting for batteries to die "
I’ve just spat my coffee out.... his voice vibrating as he spoke

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

The whole Pjurr range is very good, the preparation spray is very helpful for helping to relax without numbing.

There is silicone or water based in their range.

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By *ing_Wookie_RodeoMan
over a year ago

stockport wasteland

Anyone use liquid orgasm as anal lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definslty not maple syrup...I dunno what that guy was thinking this made me laugh out loud men!

He also left with my bullet vibrator lodged up his aashole. I had to pop to the shop for snacks...always get peckish...told him not to use it himself..came back and he just on his back with his feet in the air with the strangest look on his face. I'd only just changed battery and could hear a faint buzz...looked at him...couldn't see it...still hear it...looked at him knew right away where the bloody thing was. Then I reminded him it HAS NO STRING...he was so not bothered thinking he would get it out...he left maybe 14 hrs later with it still there, wouldn't let me take him to hosp... lol

Lmfao! Thats funny as hell

It got worse..but this does sound made up as who could believe that when he realised it was stuck...I dont know what the protocol here is I would of sat on loo while I figured it out if it was me...he got the my 10 inch dildio and started putting that him ass...wtf you doing? Hes like, making my asshole bigger so it falls out!! Stop stop stop your pushing it further in...no I'm making the exit route wider..., he actually believed he was making the exit route bigger...but then when he realised he couldn't feel it inside or bang the dildo against it...#thisismylifelol I wonder if he managed to get it out? idiot!

I asked and he said yes. I did ask for prof and refund for my "stolen bullett ". I got neither haha He is on here so if your reading this, love honey always have a sale on.....was a fun night tho till that point Haha "

14 hours that’s some going

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La


"Definslty not maple syrup...I dunno what that guy was thinking this made me laugh out loud men!

He also left with my bullet vibrator lodged up his aashole. I had to pop to the shop for snacks...always get peckish...told him not to use it himself..came back and he just on his back with his feet in the air with the strangest look on his face. I'd only just changed battery and could hear a faint buzz...looked at him...couldn't see it...still hear it...looked at him knew right away where the bloody thing was. Then I reminded him it HAS NO STRING...he was so not bothered thinking he would get it out...he left maybe 14 hrs later with it still there, wouldn't let me take him to hosp... lol

Lmfao! Thats funny as hell

It got worse..but this does sound made up as who could believe that when he realised it was stuck...I dont know what the protocol here is I would of sat on loo while I figured it out if it was me...he got the my 10 inch dildio and started putting that him ass...wtf you doing? Hes like, making my asshole bigger so it falls out!! Stop stop stop your pushing it further in...no I'm making the exit route wider..., he actually believed he was making the exit route bigger...but then when he realised he couldn't feel it inside or bang the dildo against it...#thisismylifelol I wonder if he managed to get it out? idiot!

I asked and he said yes. I did ask for prof and refund for my "stolen bullett ". I got neither haha He is on here so if your reading this, love honey always have a sale on.....was a fun night tho till that point Haha

14 hours that’s some going "

Friday night till lunchtime sunday...

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La


"Definslty not maple syrup...I dunno what that guy was thinking this made me laugh out loud men!

He also left with my bullet vibrator lodged up his aashole. I had to pop to the shop for snacks...always get peckish...told him not to use it himself..came back and he just on his back with his feet in the air with the strangest look on his face. I'd only just changed battery and could hear a faint buzz...looked at him...couldn't see it...still hear it...looked at him knew right away where the bloody thing was. Then I reminded him it HAS NO STRING...he was so not bothered thinking he would get it out...he left maybe 14 hrs later with it still there, wouldn't let me take him to hosp... lol

Hahaha made me laugh! Imagine him just sat at home waiting for batteries to die I’ve just spat my coffee out.... his voice vibrating as he spoke "

Voice would of been the only thing to get vibrating at that point Haha

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By *oxymTV/TS
over a year ago

cramlington

Cum lol

Worst I dunno

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coconut oil for anal but not vaginal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uncpl187Couple
over a year ago

Ramsgate

Any water based lube is good.

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Trex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Coconut oil for anal but not vaginal "
out of interest, why not vaginal?

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La


"Coconut oil for anal but not vaginal out of interest, why not vaginal? "

I was asking myself this..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Coconut oil for anal but not vaginal out of interest, why not vaginal?

I was asking myself this.."
seems strange?

Lube and spit don’t last long enough for me.. I’ve always used baby oil, but it’s messy, leaves oil stains, and doesn’t taste particularly nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep heat is good

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By *rocMan
over a year ago

llandudno junction


"Fisting Lube"

Got a tub of this my self love it which reminds me tub almost empty need to order more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Original source mint shower gel "

Jesus fucking christ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Citrus swarfega has gotta be bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liquid silk is my goto lube

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By *averider66Man
over a year ago

barnstaple

I lke something that tingles,savers do one and it's half the price as the durex one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst.. Air freshener

..one night at work heard the surgical team were trying to remove the white top from a can of air fresher that was stuck rectally..

Ouch.. But smelt of ocean fresh...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone tried Spunk Lube?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WD40

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lush massage bars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best: Liquid Silk.Very little taste too. Worst: Anything ‘tingly’. Feels like I’m getting a chemical burn.

Or anything food based. Guys, it comes OUT this hole, I eat through the other one.

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By *ffinfuntMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Oil

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By *unboy007Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Fist it for us

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

I love liquid silk, good lube and tastes nice!

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By *unshine05Man
over a year ago

,

Spit

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Superglue is most probably not super lube...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

F&B his charm is enough

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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago

New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies

PX-7 (S-743)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love liquid silk, good lube and tastes nice!

"

Definitely liquid silk, that gets a

not that i have tasted it though

only been for lube purposes and not as a salad dressing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coconut oil for anal but not vaginal out of interest, why not vaginal?

I was asking myself this.. seems strange?

Lube and spit don’t last long enough for me.. I’ve always used baby oil, but it’s messy, leaves oil stains, and doesn’t taste particularly nice

"

Easy to disturb ph in vagina can lead to infections.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadist!

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By *dtanyaTV/TS
over a year ago

gallowayshire

J powder is fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spit, nature’s lube

Only if they have an arsehole like a yawning hippo "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hear deep heat is very smooth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ann Summers Booty Relax

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Pjur Backdoor is what we've used for years and always been excellent.

Don't like ones with numbing agents, shouldn't be masking sharp pain when doing anal, sharp pain comes when doing it wrong. The numbing stuff can make you think things are fine when they aren't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WD-40

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By *oney to the beeWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Swarfega must be the worst

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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago

New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies


"Swarfega must be the worst"

the one with micro beads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WD-40"

Is that to avoid squeaky bums then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liquid silk is great but when it comes to impromptu pulls on a night out I usually resort to Vaseline, this trusty lip balm seems to always be there when you need it or failing that...olive oil isn’t too bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I assume that being 'condom safe' is a priority..

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By *reeMan
over a year ago

Paisley


"Best and worst lube for anal play, in your opinions please?

Best: Liquid Silk and Back Door

Worst:

Sand"

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By *incsladyandscotsmanCouple
over a year ago

North fife


"One of my meets I had uses coconut oil. Was actually very good to use. "

We actually love to use coconut oil, smells good, not as messy and good for your skin haha

L x

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By *aughtycp1Couple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

I adore anal and the best lube I've ever used is called LUBIDO available on Amazon. Its amazing

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By *1bttmMan
over a year ago

Shoreditch east London


"Liquid silk is great but when it comes to impromptu pulls on a night out I usually resort to Vaseline, this trusty lip balm seems to always be there when you need it or failing that...olive oil isn’t too bad "

I agree with the liquid silk and another product that's similar with the dubious name of "Spunk".

Vaseline.....no way feels like its giving me internal combustion so god knows what it feels like on yr dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spit, nature’s lube

Only if they have an arsehole like a yawning hippo "

Pissing myself laughing at this!

Great visual too.

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By *allyandJonCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Try "Fist It" available on Love Honey, it has a long lasting, pleasant silky feeling

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One of my meets I had uses coconut oil. Was actually very good to use.

We actually love to use coconut oil, smells good, not as messy and good for your skin haha

L x"
coconut oil sounds like a good idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I assume that being 'condom safe' is a priority.."

Yeah it’s a good point, always had that worry, I’ve read that Vaseline busts condoms but I’ve never had it happen to me, not sure if it’s because I put too much or too little on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definslty not maple syrup...I dunno what that guy was thinking this made me laugh out loud men!

He also left with my bullet vibrator lodged up his aashole. I had to pop to the shop for snacks...always get peckish...told him not to use it himself..came back and he just on his back with his feet in the air with the strangest look on his face. I'd only just changed battery and could hear a faint buzz...looked at him...couldn't see it...still hear it...looked at him knew right away where the bloody thing was. Then I reminded him it HAS NO STRING...he was so not bothered thinking he would get it out...he left maybe 14 hrs later with it still there, wouldn't let me take him to hosp... lol"

This has honestly made my night. Picturing you both looking at each other

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By *ranimallxl5Man
over a year ago

Winchester

Spit and hope

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La


"Definslty not maple syrup...I dunno what that guy was thinking this made me laugh out loud men!

He also left with my bullet vibrator lodged up his aashole. I had to pop to the shop for snacks...always get peckish...told him not to use it himself..came back and he just on his back with his feet in the air with the strangest look on his face. I'd only just changed battery and could hear a faint buzz...looked at him...couldn't see it...still hear it...looked at him knew right away where the bloody thing was. Then I reminded him it HAS NO STRING...he was so not bothered thinking he would get it out...he left maybe 14 hrs later with it still there, wouldn't let me take him to hosp... lol

This has honestly made my night. Picturing you both looking at each other "

Keep my bullets to myself now

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By *ood girl2010Couple
over a year ago

crewe


"Best and worst lube for anal play, in your opinions please? "

my \bf tong I find that really works good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definslty not maple syrup...I dunno what that guy was thinking this made me laugh out loud men!

He also left with my bullet vibrator lodged up his aashole. I had to pop to the shop for snacks...always get peckish...told him not to use it himself..came back and he just on his back with his feet in the air with the strangest look on his face. I'd only just changed battery and could hear a faint buzz...looked at him...couldn't see it...still hear it...looked at him knew right away where the bloody thing was. Then I reminded him it HAS NO STRING...he was so not bothered thinking he would get it out...he left maybe 14 hrs later with it still there, wouldn't let me take him to hosp... lol

This has honestly made my night. Picturing you both looking at each other

Keep my bullets to myself now

"

This guy is now like the Fab version of captain Hook's crocodile...

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By *incsladyandscotsmanCouple
over a year ago

North fife


"coconut oil sounds like a good idea!

"

Just make sure you keep your cooking jar and sex jar separate

L x

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london


"Definslty not maple syrup...I dunno what that guy was thinking this made me laugh out loud men!

He also left with my bullet vibrator lodged up his aashole. I had to pop to the shop for snacks...always get peckish...told him not to use it himself..came back and he just on his back with his feet in the air with the strangest look on his face. I'd only just changed battery and could hear a faint buzz...looked at him...couldn't see it...still hear it...looked at him knew right away where the bloody thing was. Then I reminded him it HAS NO STRING...he was so not bothered thinking he would get it out...he left maybe 14 hrs later with it still there, wouldn't let me take him to hosp... lol"

Oh my god, did you hear from him again? I want to know how it ended

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