FabSwingers.com forum: Ask me anything

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi everyone, I’m at work on a lunch break for an hour. Anyone want to ask a complete stranger a question? I’ll answer them all in the thread xx

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By *eeman1000Man
over a year ago

durham

What you eating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What came first the chicken or the egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s your 16 digits & CCV alongside expiry date?

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By *ocothumpaMan
over a year ago

quite close to you

What happens when Pinocchio says "My nose, will now grow"?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What you eating"

An extremely unhealthy mix of pastries from the bakery

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What came first the chicken or the egg"

Eggs came before chickens - lots of things laid eggs before chickens evolved

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What happens when Pinocchio says "My nose, will now grow"?"

Hmm, he ceases to exist due to the paradox he’s created?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What’s your 16 digits & CCV alongside expiry date?

Left myself open for that one didn’t I?

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By *eordiesCouple
over a year ago

newcastle

The jackpot winning lottery numbers for tonight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The jackpot winning lottery numbers for tonight."

14 22 27 36 37 45

But you have to split he winnings with me when you win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats the gestation period of a llama?

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

Is it an African or a European swallow?

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By *artyanna16TV/TS
over a year ago

seacroft

If you and another person enter the same toilet cubicle in marks and spencers cafe loos, how long will you have before security arrive and ask you what the hell you think you are doing? A),30 minutes, b), 15 mins, c) 5 minutes?

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By *artyanna16TV/TS
over a year ago

seacroft

218 mph

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whats the gestation period of a llama?"

Usually about 11 months

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Is it an African or a European swallow?"

This made me happy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you and another person enter the same toilet cubicle in marks and spencers cafe loos, how long will you have before security arrive and ask you what the hell you think you are doing? A),30 minutes, b), 15 mins, c) 5 minutes?"

I reckon 30 minutes, I worked in a marksies for a bit, not sure anyone would have been too bothered

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex

"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Is it an African or a European swallow?"

Huh? I... I don't know that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Is it an African or a European swallow?

Huh? I... I don't know that."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Is it an African or a European swallow?

This made me happy"

It’ll also make a difference if there’s a coconut tied between them

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Is it an African or a European swallow?

This made me happy

It’ll also make a difference if there’s a coconut tied between them"

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

How do I get ketchup out of my carpet??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do you never see baby pigeons ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do I get ketchup out of my carpet??"

Fresh or an old ketchup stain?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do you never see baby pigeons ?"

Some say there are no baby pigeons, fully grown ones just pop up out of holes in the ground

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"How do I get ketchup out of my carpet??

Fresh or an old ketchup stain?"

Let's go with new....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do I get ketchup out of my carpet??

Fresh or an old ketchup stain?

Let's go with new...."

Scrape up as much as you can, the dab with a cloth that’s been soaked in a 5% fairy liquid & water mix.

Once the colour is gone, dab dry with a clean cloth

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"How do I get ketchup out of my carpet??

Fresh or an old ketchup stain?

Let's go with new....

Scrape up as much as you can, the dab with a cloth that’s been soaked in a 5% fairy liquid & water mix.

Once the colour is gone, dab dry with a clean cloth"

Gotta love the internet huh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do I get ketchup out of my carpet??

Fresh or an old ketchup stain?

Let's go with new....

Scrape up as much as you can, the dab with a cloth that’s been soaked in a 5% fairy liquid & water mix.

Once the colour is gone, dab dry with a clean cloth

Gotta love the internet huh?

I’ve had to clean up messes like it more than once.

No idea how to clean up dried in ones though

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