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By *om andJerry OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West

Is it true that if you have pampas grass growing out the front of your house your a swinger? Or is it just a myth? Also are there any signs symbols etc that can signal to other swingers that you swing? Car stickers?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if pampas grass is a secret symbol showing that swingers live in this house, I have about 20 living just on my road

bbl.... will go and introduce myself to them neighbours offering home baked warm and moist muffins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it true that if you have pampas grass growing out the front of your house your a swinger? Or is it just a myth? Also are there any signs symbols etc that can signal to other swingers that you swing? Car stickers?? Lol "

How about "im a swinger" sticker for your car im taking orders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it true that if you have pampas grass growing out the front of your house your a swinger? Or is it just a myth? Also are there any signs symbols etc that can signal to other swingers that you swing? Car stickers?? Lol

How about "im a swinger" sticker for your car im taking orders "

how about a 'I brake for swingers' sticker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I deliver to a house that is called bee-jays i often wondered what they are advertising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you listen to karl pilkington he says one of the signs is when you see a couple and they have a bbq and they offer you sausages thats the code for swingers. if you take the sausage then you said yes basically!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the people with pampas grass throw regular soirees until the early hours or go out and come back at silly o'clock then these could be possible signs

Failing those signals, watch for a woman walking like she's just come out of a Ministry of funny walks convention, chances are she's just had a right good old gang bang

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By *ubybabyCouple
over a year ago

lincoln ish

the best sign is a chamilion the famous chams and we all change colour xxxx

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By *elshmailMan
over a year ago

neath

they sell swingers stickers on ebay, they are discreet and hopefully only a swinger would know what it means

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By *r-MissCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

If that's true that everyone on our street is a swinger too, as we all have it in the front gardens.

In fact before we started swinging we thought our neighbours were swinging but after a bit of detective work it turns on they were Morris dancers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As nice as the idea is, in this day and age any 'secret' sign would leak on the net in no time and the local busybodies would go to work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If that's true that everyone on our street is a swinger too, as we all have it in the front gardens.

In fact before we started swinging we thought our neighbours were swinging but after a bit of detective work it turns on they were Morris dancers!"

hahahahaha, that just made me laugh out loud! brilliant!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"If that's true that everyone on our street is a swinger too, as we all have it in the front gardens.

In fact before we started swinging we thought our neighbours were swinging but after a bit of detective work it turns on they were Morris dancers!"

That made me chuckle!

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County


"Is it true that if you have pampas grass growing out the front of your house your a swinger? Or is it just a myth? Also are there any signs symbols etc that can signal to other swingers that you swing? Car stickers?? Lol "

I quite like the one on my profile photo. I've had quite a few messages about it. Sadly the pub is now closed and boarded up. And No it was not a swingers pub. The name refers to the fact that it was a tram terminus and the term swinging refers to the swinging of the pole that connected to the power line through 180 degrees

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By *ngie-babyWoman
over a year ago

huntingdonish

and it used to be called the foresters

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By *ooseLipsWoman
over a year ago

Durham-ish


"they sell swingers stickers on ebay, they are discreet and hopefully only a swinger would know what it means

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Noooooooooo !!!!!

Do they ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it true that if you have pampas grass growing out the front of your house your a swinger? Or is it just a myth? Also are there any signs symbols etc that can signal to other swingers that you swing? Car stickers?? Lol "

There was something about Mariella Fraustrup and swinging plants inadvertantly advertising herself to be a swinger.... try putting her name or Pampas grass into the forum search xx

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden


"if you listen to karl pilkington he says one of the signs is when you see a couple and they have a bbq and they offer you sausages thats the code for swingers. if you take the sausage then you said yes basically!"

OMG!! We were at Mother and father in laws for a BBQ and she asked if I wanted a sausage!! I said yes!! Does that mean I have to shag me mother in law???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In fact before we started swinging we thought our neighbours were swinging but after a bit of detective work it turns on they were Morris dancers!"

hahahaha genius, swinging, literally with bells on!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we have pampas grass in our garden It is a code for swingers live here in America where it is less common. When we travelled in New Zealand they grow wild on the cliffs (result).

There is a 'swing pin' we saw advertised online once on a swinger site and also a chameleon badge. Both lapel pins to indicate swinger to those in the know but neither seem to have caught on.

To be honest we like to keep the sexy stuff seperate from day to day normal life and sites like this do the job well enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morris Dancers! Pmsl!

I don't want bells and batons swinging around me!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"we have pampas grass in our garden It is a code for swingers live here in America where it is less common. When we travelled in New Zealand they grow wild on the cliffs (result).

There is a 'swing pin' we saw advertised online once on a swinger site and also a chameleon badge. Both lapel pins to indicate swinger to those in the know but neither seem to have caught on.

To be honest we like to keep the sexy stuff seperate from day to day normal life and sites like this do the job well enough."

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

our local Vicar and the Chairman of the Parish Council must be swingers then

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire


"they sell swingers stickers on ebay, they are discreet and hopefully only a swinger would know what it means

Noooooooooo !!!!!

Do they ??? "

yes, wse have one, jut havent got round to putting it on the car yet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We walk around pubs and streets with a big brass 1920's car horn and honk it loudly shouting "Bring out your swingers!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We walk around pubs and streets with a big brass 1920's car horn and honk it loudly shouting "Bring out your swingers!!"

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D'you go dogging with a million candle power torch and undercar lighting too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We walk around pubs and streets with a big brass 1920's car horn and honk it loudly shouting "Bring out your swingers!!"

D'you go dogging with a million candle power torch and undercar lighting too?

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We have the full lighting rig, it would put a Jean Michel Jarre gig to shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We walk around pubs and streets with a big brass 1920's car horn and honk it loudly shouting "Bring out your swingers!!"

D'you go dogging with a million candle power torch and undercar lighting too?

We have the full lighting rig, it would put a Jean Michel Jarre gig to shame "

well it is the equinox

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By *idlifefuncplCouple
over a year ago

Dudley

Just found these on ebay....

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fox-union-jack-butt-swingers-/150780415754

WTF is a Butt Swinger???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We walk around pubs and streets with a big brass 1920's car horn and honk it loudly shouting "Bring out your swingers!!"

D'you go dogging with a million candle power torch and undercar lighting too?

We have the full lighting rig, it would put a Jean Michel Jarre gig to shame

well it is the equinox

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OMG!!!! l haven't laughed as much in yonks after reading your posts, very funny!! Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about the big bowl by the front door for all the car keys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the people with pampas grass throw regular soirees until the early hours or go out and come back at silly o'clock then these could be possible signs

Failing those signals, watch for a woman walking like she's just come out of a Ministry of funny walks convention, chances are she's just had a right good old gang bang "

or sliding out the car in ripped tights and a negligee at half 3 in the morning with her make up on her chin, birds nest hair, and limp withered man......

Was a good night. Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it true that if you have pampas grass growing out the front of your house your a swinger? Or is it just a myth? Also are there any signs symbols etc that can signal to other swingers that you swing? Car stickers?? Lol "

I have a massive clump of pampas grass in my side garden by the drive. So it must be true!

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Considering we hate 70s fashion with a passion, pampas is coming nowhere near our garden

It's bad enough having to rip out faux stone fireplaces

We tend to all out our username in John Lewis, hasn't worked though

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Damn iPad predictive text.. The should have read..

Shout out our username in John Lewis

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


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or sliding out the car in ripped tights and a negligee at half 3 in the morning with her make up on her chin, birds nest hair, and limp withered man......

Was a good night. Haha"

Shit, thought I had a stalker for a minute....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to say, he more I read this thread the more I want to try some pub voyeurism.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have to say, he more I read this thread the more I want to try some pub voyeurism."

Now why'd that end up in this thread? I wasn't in here when I wrote it. Bloody computers, they're taking over, I tell you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If that's true that everyone on our street is a swinger too, as we all have it in the front gardens.

In fact before we started swinging we thought our neighbours were swinging but after a bit of detective work it turns on they were Morris dancers!"

Similar with our neighbours, turns out to be a "bridge" club....suppose you need a good hand and all that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If that's true that everyone on our street is a swinger too, as we all have it in the front gardens.

In fact before we started swinging we thought our neighbours were swinging but after a bit of detective work it turns on they were Morris dancers!"

That is proper laugh out loud!!

Funnily enough we've had pampas grass at the front of our garden for the past 19 years since we moved in ... sadly, nobody has knocked our door offering to give us a good seeing to ...

If anybody's passing of course, feel free to offer to knock us both up It might just be the thing that switches my sexy wife properly onto swinging I'm sure she's got some interest but insists on being a "good girl" when we talk about actually doing something about it

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"if you listen to karl pilkington he says one of the signs is when you see a couple and they have a bbq and they offer you sausages thats the code for swingers. if you take the sausage then you said yes basically!"

And presumably a burger is a code word for anal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if you listen to karl pilkington he says one of the signs is when you see a couple and they have a bbq and they offer you sausages thats the code for swingers. if you take the sausage then you said yes basically!

And presumably a burger is a code word for anal?"

Get it wrong and you'll probably be told to "burger off" ...

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport


"If that's true that everyone on our street is a swinger too, as we all have it in the front gardens.

In fact before we started swinging we thought our neighbours were swinging but after a bit of detective work it turns on they were Morris dancers!

That is proper laugh out loud!!

Funnily enough we've had pampas grass at the front of our garden for the past 19 years since we moved in ... sadly, nobody has knocked our door offering to give us a good seeing to ...

If anybody's passing of course, feel free to offer to knock us both up It might just be the thing that switches my sexy wife properly onto swinging I'm sure she's got some interest but insists on being a "good girl" when we talk about actually doing something about it

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I'm a gardener pity your in Cardiff or I could pop round and offer to trim up her bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Funnily enough we've had pampas grass at the front of our garden for the past 19 years since we moved in ... sadly, nobody has knocked our door offering to give us a good seeing to ...

If anybody's passing of course, feel free to offer to knock us both up It might just be the thing that switches my sexy wife properly onto swinging I'm sure she's got some interest but insists on being a "good girl" when we talk about actually doing something about it

I'm a gardener pity your in Cardiff or I could pop round and offer to trim up her bush "

Well you're very welcome to offer if you call round - hopefully you'll be nice and persuasive ... maybe you could offer her a sausage from your BBQ to seal the deal??

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