FabSwingers.com forum: Toilet paper.....use of...?

By *unsters66 OP Couple
over a year ago

Newport

What is it with the Female partner/Wife using shed loads of toilet paper every use...?....and it's 4ply too....

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

Maybe you should ask her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is it with the Female partner/Wife using shed loads of toilet paper every use...?....and it's 4ply too....

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It's a woman thing mate, mines the same! In this world of economising, loo roll don't count!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Could you dry it out in the oven and reuse it ?

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By *exyCouple999Couple
over a year ago

South Bucks

"Could you dry it out in the oven and reuse it ?"

Or sell it on some dodgy website ?

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Use both sides.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dinner ladies at school used to give you 4 sheet... perhaps you could ration her

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By *unsters66 OP Couple
over a year ago

Newport

"Could you dry it out in the oven and reuse it ?

Or sell it on some dodgy website ?

Gross....lol...it just seems we use a roll every 2 days and there is only 2 of us and it's 4 ply....

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By *ovingittwoCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Mrs here! If I'm out of the house and need to actually sit on a loo seat (I normally hover! And yes I know you shouldn't) I cover the whole seat with loo paper, you can't trust people to be clean!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Izal

That'll stop her nonsense

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Izal

That'll stop her nonsense"

Can you still get it? Haven't seen it for years!

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By *unsters66 OP Couple
over a year ago

Newport

"Izal

That'll stop her nonsense"

Pmsl......it's getting me quite cross and No i am Not a skinflint,far frim it....

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"What is it with the Female partner/Wife using shed loads of toilet paper every use...?....and it's 4ply too....

Well that's her Christmas present sorted

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Strangely I was working out my loo roll consumption just the other day. 25 weeks in my flat and three lots of nine rolls, only just started third pack so less than one roll a week.

Not bragging here but occasionally I have a mast friend staying which makes my loo roll usage even more impressive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you rather she drip or crust dry!?

S(m)

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By *unsters66 OP Couple
over a year ago

Newport

"Would you rather she drip or crust dry!?

S(m)"

2 pieces is more than sufficient...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is it with the Female partner/Wife using shed loads of toilet paper every use...?....and it's 4ply too....

Does my head in. Sheets of it under every pilllow and up PJ sleeves, in pockets, bedside tables. Almost inevitably some ends up in the washing and it goes everywhere.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Really!? You monitor your partners use of toilet paper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least she using it. Had a housemate and got fed up of him using mine so I hid it. He never replaced it than had to hide the handwash as that started to disappear too.

Oh and anything above 3 ply is dreadful on the drains

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I shared a house with someone who used graph paper

. That floated for days

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Try splitting the four ply into four simples

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By *stoppMan
over a year ago

Durham

Buy the thin stuff like they have at premier inn and Mac Donald’s. But seriously I’m thinking theirs less sheets on a four ply roll than say a two ply roll.

All so I noticed the cardboard tube diameter is larger in some rolls hence less paper on the roll.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Not bragging here but occasionally I have a mast friend staying "

What is a mast friend ?

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By *YC SausageMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"What is it with the Female partner/Wife using shed loads of toilet paper every use...?....and it's 4ply too....

I know what you mean! I go through a roll in about a month (I live alone), when I had my regular fb, I’d go through a roll every 2 weeks, when I lived with my ex, every day it two!!!

And don’t get me wrong, I’m not skimpy. 2 squares after I’ve had a wee, 3 times 2 squares after a poo!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mate have you not yet learned “happy wife, happy life”?

Monitoring her paper usage will not make her happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is it with the Female partner/Wife using shed loads of toilet paper every use...?....and it's 4ply too....

It's a woman thing mate, mines the same! In this world of economising, loo roll don't count!"

Not just a woman thing boys. Nothing worse than leaving the bog with a sticky arse. Do it right.

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By *andemanMan
over a year ago

bedforshire

This is an old Kelly Montiff comedy Scetch from the 80s.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

She's probably a scruncher

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Not bragging here but occasionally I have a mast friend staying

What is a mast friend ?"

Oops - just noticed this weird typo. Should read ‘female’.

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By *unsters66 OP Couple
over a year ago

Newport

"Mate have you not yet learned “happy wife, happy life”?

Monitoring her paper usage will not make her happy "

I understand what you are saying totally,but her useage is out of control....i need to take urgent steps....lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel your pain never known anyone use as much toilet roll as C it’s unreal

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By *estinysswingersCouple
over a year ago

Worsley

Well sorry but we have to wipe for both kinds of visits. And sorry to be graphic but often have to wipe lady bits and the butt hole too as it can dribble down hahaha. Either way. Stop whinging and live with it. It ain’t changing mate

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

years and years ago a maintenance guy at the offices I worked in complained about the number of times he had to restock the loo roll in the ladies

"I don't know what you women do with it?"

was his complaint

One lady stepped up and told him exactly what we do with it. He never complained again

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

Just lick her clean after fucking, it's cheaper!

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By *oney to the beeWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"What is it with the Female partner/Wife using shed loads of toilet paper every use...?....and it's 4ply too....

Thats the difference between men and women isn't it!

Men are happy to walk round with a shitty arse.

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By *atchusplay1000Couple
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

I'm not too sure that I like this thread.

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

"Would you rather she drip or crust dry!?

S(m)

2 pieces is more than sufficient...

To be fair you do need three sheets, one to wipe, one to clean and one to polish

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By *unsters66 OP Couple
over a year ago

Newport

"Well sorry but we have to wipe for both kinds of visits. And sorry to be graphic but often have to wipe lady bits and the butt hole too as it can dribble down hahaha. Either way. Stop whinging and live with it. It ain’t changing mate

2 pieces folded flat is more than sufficient on either wipe..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fold it half and use it again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Mrs)

WHY are men not using as much as us?

I dread to think

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By *ilkenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"What is it with the Female partner/Wife using shed loads of toilet paper every use...?....and it's 4ply too....

Thats the difference between men and women isn't it!

Men are happy to walk round with a shitty arse.

PMSL there is truth in that

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By *unsters66 OP Couple
over a year ago

Newport

"(Mrs)

WHY are men not using as much as us?

I dread to think

Because there is No need to use 6-8 pieces at a time,when two will do a good job each wipe and i have OCD on personal hygiene in which Helen will concur... you have to think of the Trees...

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Ladies have a bigger surface area to wipe with a lady garden and not just the end of a knob.....!

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By *unsters66 OP Couple
over a year ago

Newport

"Ladies have a bigger surface area to wipe with a lady garden and not just the end of a knob.....!

That all depends on the size of the actual lady garden as they do all differ...

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Ladies have a bigger surface area to wipe with a lady garden and not just the end of a knob.....!

That all depends on the size of the actual lady garden as they do all differ...

Agreed but there is a larger surface area that will generally get wetter than a man having a wee.....

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

We use lots of tissue because 'no matter how you shake and dance the last few drops drip in you pants' if you don't

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By *limmatureguyMan
over a year ago

Tonbridge

Buy a Japanese style toilet that gives you a wash and blow dry at the press of a button. No toilet paper needed at all.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

perhaps separate toilet paper budgets funded individually would help...

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By *nderIwonder.Man
over a year ago

2nd City

Maybe she has a big arse and shits a lot?

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Whats wrong with a sponge on a stick? Just one of the great things "that the Romans did for us"!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

that's where the phrase "wrong end of the stick" comes from. Monarchs such as Henry VIII had a "groom of the stool" who was a man that would wipe his bum with cloth or sponge on the end of a stick. There would be an assistant too and if one of them got mixed up passing the stick from one to the other the unlucky one would get "the wrong end or shitty end of the stick"

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"that's where the phrase "wrong end of the stick" comes from. Monarchs such as Henry VIII had a "groom of the stool" who was a man that would wipe his bum with cloth or sponge on the end of a stick. There would be an assistant too and if one of them got mixed up passing the stick from one to the other the unlucky one would get "the wrong end or shitty end of the stick""

And shortly after, marigolds were invented!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

And shortly after, marigolds were invented!"

And shortly after that the grooms of the stool said "you know what Your Majesty, keep your job"

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Learn something new everyday!!

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

4 ply is horrid. Pack of 9 will just about last a week at mine, pack of 9 3ply will last over 2 weeks.

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By *unsters66 OP Couple
over a year ago

Newport

"Ladies have a bigger surface area to wipe with a lady garden and not just the end of a knob.....!

That all depends on the size of the actual lady garden as they do all differ...

Agreed but there is a larger surface area that will generally get wetter than a man having a wee.....

Actually the urethra on a female is pretty much the same size as a male,even the opening,it's just yours that gets everywhere,which leads to over useage of toilet tissue....

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By *unsters66 OP Couple
over a year ago

Newport

"perhaps separate toilet paper budgets funded individually would help...

My better half would use mine too and i also buy it all...

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By *unsters66 OP Couple
over a year ago

Newport

"4 ply is horrid. Pack of 9 will just about last a week at mine, pack of 9 3ply will last over 2 weeks. "

You are clearly using far too much toilet tissue aswel...it just has to Stop...limit yourself girl...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Of all the things to ration...

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By *lanemikeMan
over a year ago

Bolton

The use of a bidet reduces paper consumption considerably.....!!!

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By *unsters66 OP Couple
over a year ago

Newport

"Of all the things to ration... "

Helen wants for nothing and i spoil her rotten in most things in reality,but i take issue with over useage if Toilet tissue....no need...

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By *rtraymondo76Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Would you rather she drip or crust dry!?

S(m)

2 pieces is more than sufficient...

To be fair you do need three sheets, one to wipe, one to clean and one to polish

Seem to remember this in a comedy sketch as the Warder (or should that be Prison Officer) handed out the sheets as the prisoners filed past with the mantra "One up, one down, one to polish"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God are we still on with the bog roll thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do men use it? I though they just pissed on the seat and floor and didn't bother with wiping their backsides so they could achieve skid marks in their 3 day old pants.

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By *unsters66 OP Couple
over a year ago

Newport

"Do men use it? I though they just pissed on the seat and floor and didn't bother with wiping their backsides so they could achieve skid marks in their 3 day old pants.

Lol...that is Gross....change hipsters twice daily and use 2 pieces to each wipe when necessary and always wipe the rim.....well trained...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do men use it? I though they just pissed on the seat and floor and didn't bother with wiping their backsides so they could achieve skid marks in their 3 day old pants.

Lol...that is Gross....change hipsters twice daily and use 2 pieces to each wipe when necessary and always wipe the rim.....well trained...

There is only one reason someone "change hipsters twice daily" and that's soiling the first pair

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By *unsters66 OP Couple
over a year ago

Newport

"Do men use it? I though they just pissed on the seat and floor and didn't bother with wiping their backsides so they could achieve skid marks in their 3 day old pants.

Lol...that is Gross....change hipsters twice daily and use 2 pieces to each wipe when necessary and always wipe the rim.....well trained...

There is only one reason someone "change hipsters twice daily" and that's soiling the first pair

Again..that is Gross,one has Never soiled his Hipsters in any way whatoever....as yet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you dry it out in the oven and reuse it ?

Or sell it on some dodgy website ?

Gross....lol...it just seems we use a roll every 2 days and there is only 2 of us and it's 4 ply....

Got a thing for 4 ply have you

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By *unsters66 OP Couple
over a year ago

Newport

"Could you dry it out in the oven and reuse it ?

Or sell it on some dodgy website ?

Gross....lol...it just seems we use a roll every 2 days and there is only 2 of us and it's 4 ply....

Got a thing for 4 ply have you "

Yes,it's a barrier incase fingers break the tissue....be prepared...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 3 children come for sleep overs at weekends and we can go through 4 rolls! Found the best way to reduce loo roll consumption is to feed them less.

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By *omewhatSlightlyDazedMan
over a year ago

Warwick Birmingham & YamYamLand

"What is it with the Female partner/Wife using shed loads of toilet paper every use...?....and it's 4ply too....

Shit Happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can never have enough of bog roll... Especially when it runs out! That's why I always carry tissues and wet wipes in my handbags.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She’s probably doing a shit and doesn’t want any on her hand. I scrunch so go through a bit, some people fold and granted it’s more economical but the risk factor is massively increased. When I’m abroad I use the bottom wash and pat dry. Saves a bit I suppose but it’s not mine anyway

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By *unsters66 OP Couple
over a year ago

Newport

"You can never have enough of bog roll... Especially when it runs out! That's why I always carry tissues and wet wipes in my handbags."

You sound like another one who abuses a toilet roll...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always keep the old single ply handy remove good stuff when required lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can never have enough of bog roll... Especially when it runs out! That's why I always carry tissues and wet wipes in my handbags.

You sound like another one who abuses a toilet roll...

Not abuse.. but you gotta wipe that ass clean, right?

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By *unsters66 OP Couple
over a year ago

Newport

"You can never have enough of bog roll... Especially when it runs out! That's why I always carry tissues and wet wipes in my handbags.

You sound like another one who abuses a toilet roll...

Not abuse.. but you gotta wipe that ass clean, right?

Yes agree,but it does not take fifty pieces to do both....it's all about technique dont you know....

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By *oss and SuzieCouple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

True story. We actually had to request toilet tissue from the school office, jumping from one leg to another, when I was at school in Wales. After being made to wait a suitable length of time, we were finally issued 6 sheets of 'Izal', which could actually set your arse on fire with friction if used too hard.

When I complained about this to my schoolmates, one said that at his previous school 4 sheets were considered sufficient. 'One up, one down, one up and down and a final polish'.

God it were tough. But it made men of us.

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By *unsters66 OP Couple
over a year ago

Newport

"True story. We actually had to request toilet tissue from the school office, jumping from one leg to another, when I was at school in Wales. After being made to wait a suitable length of time, we were finally issued 6 sheets of 'Izal', which could actually set your arse on fire with friction if used too hard.

When I complained about this to my schoolmates, one said that at his previous school 4 sheets were considered sufficient. 'One up, one down, one up and down and a final polish'.

God it were tough. But it made men of us.

I should buy Izal for Helen,then she would not use so much...

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

"What is it with the Female partner/Wife using shed loads of toilet paper every use...?....and it's 4ply too....

It's a woman thing mate, mines the same! In this world of economising, loo roll don't count!"

God knows what they do with it, it's the same in our house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least with izal she may have been using it as tracing paper

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By *unsters66 OP Couple
over a year ago

Newport

"What is it with the Female partner/Wife using shed loads of toilet paper every use...?....and it's 4ply too....

It's a woman thing mate, mines the same! In this world of economising, loo roll don't count!

God knows what they do with it, it's the same in our house

I feel your pain..

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