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Most likely excuses men would come up with so as not to have sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As guys we've all heard the classic gems from women on why they cant shag us when we are feeling rather randy and up for it..Examples "oh i have a headache" and "have to wash my hair" includes but a few.

But how about a reverse parallel world where men get to be in the woman's shoes and have to churn out a gem of an excuse...what excuses would you conjure up fellas?

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

Sorry babe but I promised your sister i'd shag her tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

even washing that wont make me want it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I promised your mum tonight...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had "Isnt seven times in one night enough???"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

manly voice had me worried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But how about a reverse parallel world where men get to be in the woman's shoes and have to churn out a gem of an excuse...what excuses would you conjure up fellas? "

why do you have to be in the womans shoes to make excuses not to have sex, if you dont want a shag you dont have to have one male or female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once had "Isnt seven times in one night enough???""

no staying power some men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once had "Isnt seven times in one night enough???"

no staying power some men "

indeed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the footys on! (as opposed to soaps/reality etc!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive just ate . . . . not really feeling like a waffle of the blue variety right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But how about a reverse parallel world where men get to be in the woman's shoes and have to churn out a gem of an excuse...what excuses would you conjure up fellas?

why do you have to be in the womans shoes to make excuses not to have sex, if you dont want a shag you dont have to have one male or female "

was just a bit of fun playing with role reversal scenarios...i would say "sorry love i am alphabetically cataloging my porn collection tonight"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been told that his cock is too sore from the previous session that night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been told that his cock is too sore from the previous session that night "

fannys in pain from the same lol

doubleedged sword lol

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By *ayman2002Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

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By *ayman2002Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

I've got a headache

I'm washing my hair

I don't fancy you

I'm a eunuch

..its a sliding scale but if you have to use them in order youre in trouble!

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