FabSwingers.com forum: Strangest request

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey since being on here can anyone share any strange sexual requests they have received

Something that made you think omg ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yesterday I had not one, not two, but three messages from guys asking if they can get me pregnant.

Offered child support and everything. How kind...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mommy I’ve finished my home work now can I play daddy for a while !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mommy I’ve finished my home work now can I play daddy for a while !! "

Hahahaha Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I FaceTime a ladies husband while I fuck her. That was both weird and fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man offered to come to the house, not say anything just give me a thousand pound to take wife upstairs for 1 hour!!

Like a poor man’s indecent proposal

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By *ast_jjMan
over a year ago

Dublin and London

"Yesterday I had not one, not two, but three messages from guys asking if they can get me pregnant.

Offered child support and everything. How kind..."
What is wrong with these people!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm not posting that for anyone's sanity. It's bad enough that I had to see it.

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I always read these posts with amusement then wonder what we are doing wrong as we never get any offers like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mommy I’ve finished my home work now can I play daddy for a while !!

Hahahaha Brilliant"

I was a little disturbed !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mommy I’ve finished my home work now can I play daddy for a while !!

Hahahaha Brilliant

I was a little disturbed !! "

I can imagine! It did make me laugh however. Take it as a compliment, he clearly liked you at least ha

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

Sunday lunch at a buy Beefeater

Him with a butt plug inserted, cock in a cage, wearing a nappy and a red pvc dress

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yuk lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cheeky £1000 how rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mommy I’ve finished my home work now can I play daddy for a while !!

Hahahaha Brilliant

I was a little disturbed !!

I can imagine! It did make me laugh however. Take it as a compliment, he clearly liked you at least ha"

I. An laugh about it now the councillor helped !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get asked at least weekly if they can get me pregnant

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Someone wanted to fuck me wearing nothing but a pair of wellies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I get asked at least weekly if they can get me pregnant "

Shocked men ask this question what sort of response do the expect oh yes please come on lol x

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By *ovingittwoCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"I always read these posts with amusement then wonder what we are doing wrong as we never get any offers like that. "

Snap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being asked to wank onto a biscuit in a men's changing rooms.

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By *hoenix Couple 666Couple
over a year ago

Dewsbury

Guy wanted to meet the wife, have her drop her knickers so he could wank into them. Then just walk away. Was a kind offer but was declined.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Being asked to wank onto a biscuit in a men's changing rooms.

What sort of biscuit ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea... I didn't bother. But I imagine it would have been a digestive.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No idea... I didn't bother. But I imagine it would have been a digestive.

Ha ha imagine on a hob nob that would ruin it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get asked at least weekly if they can get me pregnant

Shocked men ask this question what sort of response do the expect oh yes please come on lol x"

It's odd isn't it? Apart apart everything else, I'd be a terrible mother!

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By *ovingittwoCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"I get asked at least weekly if they can get me pregnant

Shocked men ask this question what sort of response do the expect oh yes please come on lol x

It's odd isn't it? Apart apart everything else, I'd be a terrible mother!"

Maybe they could keep the baby lol

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Someone asked if they could crack an egg in my arse and pound me hard till it scrambled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone wanted to fuck me wearing nothing but a pair of wellies."

Lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheeky £1000 how rude "

I know but I was tempted!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone asked if they could crack an egg in my arse and pound me hard till it scrambled

Nooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone asked if they could crack an egg in my arse and pound me hard till it scrambled

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had the pregnancy one I think daily, but I was offered £3,000 to push a man into his own cess pit and walk away counting the cash

never heard from him again!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yesterday I had not one, not two, but three messages from guys asking if they can get me pregnant.

Offered child support and everything. How kind..."

I’ve had this before!! Bizarre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone wanted to fuck me wearing nothing but a pair of wellies."

Oh no, did they think you were a sheep?

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

"I have had the pregnancy one I think daily, but I was offered £3,000 to push a man into his own cess pit and walk away counting the cash

never heard from him again!!

I hope he also wanted a ladder for him to get out! What a way to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have had the pregnancy one I think daily, but I was offered £3,000 to push a man into his own cess pit and walk away counting the cash

never heard from him again!!

Maybe someone else took him up on his offer.

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By *ast_jjMan
over a year ago

Dublin and London

"Someone wanted to fuck me wearing nothing but a pair of wellies."
Them or you wearing the wellies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone wanted to fuck me wearing nothing but a pair of wellies.Them or you wearing the wellies?

Put the shoe on the other foot there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've had the usual one of can I get you pregnant... I told them only on a full moon and he actually ran with it and said that could be done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had from a guy. “Can I break into your house fuck you both hard and leave”

Sure take my wallet and car keys on the way too if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One guy asked me to go on cam and watch him wank whilst his mum is in the room as well..

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By *op2Couple
over a year ago

North west

What was his user name again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman asked me to go to hers and fuck her in the kitchen while her truck driver husband was asleep upstairs but we would have to be quite as he doesn't know she's on here.

Oh and no I didn't do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One guy messaged us with: ‘I want to suck the piss out of mrs pants.’ No leading message or intro. We’d had the profile up less than 10mins...

the result was single men being blocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and the girl that asked if I would meet her to forfill a fantasy of hers and her cuckold boyfriend

She wanted me to cum in her ass so her guy could suck it out with a straw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get asked at least weekly if they can get me pregnant

Shocked men ask this question what sort of response do the expect oh yes please come on lol x"
am too old going thru menopause so it's never gonna happen lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bloke wanted to pay me £50 to sniff my arse WTF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bloke wanted to pay me £50 to sniff my arse WTF"
hahahahahahahaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hobnob

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By *chilles and RavenCouple
over a year ago

Guernsey

I enjoy reading these and then remember all the odd requests we used to get mostly cash offers. Best was £600 for a blow job. We have never had the baby request one.

We did have one odd one that want to pay for our drinks for the night but he didnt want us to talk to him or look at him. But he would serve us. We did not take him up but it raised a few questions how does he know what you are drinking, when or if you want another one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many years ago, about 10 actually, I was single and used a dating site that I wont mention, got talking to a lady, quite well spoken actually, to be honest I thought I was punching above my weight, anyway, we talked, exchanged numbers, we met for a drink, in a pub that's since been demolished (thankfully) the drinks went well and the conversation was good, so we decided to stay and eat. After the meal as we sat and talked, the subject turned to sex and she asked me, and I quote "do you fancy coming back to mine and fucking me from behind in the stable while I wank my horse off, my husband is away" I immediately felt inadequate and drank my pint and left

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By *ivin_dead_girl86Woman
over a year ago

dundee

I had I've strange requests but I got I've had it a couple of times, this guy messaged asking if id catfight his wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one guy want to cum in my ear.

It seems he must have asked a few women the same thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get a weekly one asking if he can 'tongue punch my fart box'

Also had someone ask me if I would push a man in his own cess pit for £2,000 and walk off counting the cash. Never heard from him after that, reckon he had a death wish of some sort.

Had one that said would I wear his mum's nighty and call him son.

I seem to get everyone's fair share of weirdos

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I was asked if he could use my face as a toilet!

Immediately blocked!

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

"I had one guy want to cum in my ear.

It seems he must have asked a few women the same thing.

One wonders if he's confused aural with oral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had the wife from a couples profile message me saying she wanting me to be her and her sisters’ breeder and get them both pregnant behind their husbands’ backs

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By *adyinred696969Couple
over a year ago

Brecon

had one not long after starting on here, not going to go into details apart from it put being an "animal lover" into a whole different place... blocked and reported!

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

I'm always being asked if mem can get me pregnant

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

Men***

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Men***"

I worked it out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone wanted to fuck me wearing nothing but a pair of wellies."

That’s hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone wanted to fuck me wearing nothing but a pair of wellies.

That’s hilarious "

Him or you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a request for breast suckling, nothing in return, just to suckle on my breasts as he's dressed as a baby!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was part of a couple on here some guy messaged us asking if he could eat strawberrys after my then other half had covered them in lady juice.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

A young woman wanted to spank me, whip me call me a dirty old man during sex which was quite bizarre but acceptable

BUT then the filthy minded mare took it to far and said she wanted me to wear a Man Utd shirt which was just to much so I blocked her

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By *HX6969Man
over a year ago

St Albans

"Someone asked if they could crack an egg in my arse and pound me hard till it scrambled

And no butter?

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By *erfectly Average CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Get a lot of offers to buy lingerie and a few asking to financially abused etc some surreal requests to do some freaky shit we won’t make any realer than their imagination but quite a variety lol

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I had a request from a couple where she wanted to fill my vagina with grapes, then he would fuck me bareback, crushing them and filling any crannies not already full of crushed grapes with his (direct quote) thick cream. Because that wasn't quite enough, she would then eat the mixture straight out of me.

I replied that I preferred my grapes seedless and they blocked me.

I thought, given the situation, that was quite a witty response and I was a little bit gutted they didn't even acknowledge it.

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By *DW1983Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen, Leeds, Sheffield

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By *DW1983Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen, Leeds, Sheffield

"Someone wanted to fuck me wearing nothing but a pair of wellies.

That’s hilarious

Him or you?

Was just wondering the same thing

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By *ivin_dead_girl86Woman
over a year ago

dundee

"I had a request from a couple where she wanted to fill my vagina with grapes, then he would fuck me bareback, crushing them and filling any crannies not already full of crushed grapes with his (direct quote) thick cream. Because that wasn't quite enough, she would then eat the mixture straight out of me.

I replied that I preferred my grapes seedless and they blocked me.

I thought, given the situation, that was quite a witty response and I was a little bit gutted they didn't even acknowledge it.

You legend

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By *ivin_dead_girl86Woman
over a year ago

dundee

I've also had people ask to buy my dirty socks

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Someone wanted to fuck me wearing nothing but a pair of wellies."

And a sheepskin coat by any chance ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear a Man Utd shirt! Dirty perverted bitch that’s disgusting and made me feel sick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry about that!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Sorry about that! "

Don't be sorry, how do you think I felt at her sick request.

I've not been the same since, you don't think these sick women are walking the streets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yesterday I had not one, not two, but three messages from guys asking if they can get me pregnant.

Offered child support and everything. How kind..."
That’s very thoughtful and good to see he’s willing to pay his way

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By *aimeSmithTV/TS
over a year ago

Cliss

"Sunday lunch at a buy Beefeater

Him with a butt plug inserted, cock in a cage, wearing a nappy and a red pvc dress

The nappy’s not really my thing. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think they have been mopped up by the thought Police.

Sick bastards.

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By *opite_xWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I have had the pregnancy one I think daily, but I was offered £3,000 to push a man into his own cess pit and walk away counting the cash

never heard from him again!!

Jeez I got offered £40 for a blowjob! I’m doing something wrong hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a guy on here offer to train me in the gym and help me put on “major muscle” in 6 weeks, as long as he could keep my socks after the work out......

..... still waiting to hear from him again

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By *opite_xWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Had a guy on here offer to train me in the gym and help me put on “major muscle” in 6 weeks, as long as he could keep my socks after the work out......

..... still waiting to hear from him again

Purple Aki

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a guy on here offer to train me in the gym and help me put on “major muscle” in 6 weeks, as long as he could keep my socks after the work out......

..... still waiting to hear from him again

Purple Aki

You mean relentless bicep squeezer? Lol

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By *opite_xWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Had a guy on here offer to train me in the gym and help me put on “major muscle” in 6 weeks, as long as he could keep my socks after the work out......

..... still waiting to hear from him again

Purple Aki

You mean relentless bicep squeezer? Lol"

Hahaha

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Had a guy on here offer to train me in the gym and help me put on “major muscle” in 6 weeks, as long as he could keep my socks after the work out......

..... still waiting to hear from him again

Purple Aki

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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

"Hey since being on here can anyone share any strange sexual requests they have received

Something that made you think omg ?? "

Only men wanting us to go to them and play with me and put my partner in his place. Hello we are a couple. Honestly not strange but annoying and disrespectfuk. We are a loving couple and respect each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy wanted to sit on a blanket in the corner of our room and use we him as a personal toilet... Like wtf is wrong with people

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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

"A guy wanted to sit on a blanket in the corner of our room and use we him as a personal toilet... Like wtf is wrong with people

That is seriously gross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a girl ask me if id lick her arse after shed been for a run, she wanted me to wear my army uniform and she wanted me to fuck her with her wearing my beret, i understand the uniform part but lick her arse after a run? Thats asking for trouble lol

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By *urple-roseWoman
over a year ago

Stoke

Got asked if I liked having sex at that particular time of month only ladies get.

I said yeah, don’t let anything stop me.

He never replied lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had £50 for a blow job dont know if he was paying or charging either way we declined

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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

"We had £50 for a blow job dont know if he was paying or charging either way we declined "

That's offensive. Doubt understand why people send some of these messages to folk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a guy offer to take us both on holiday. And we get loads of slaves getting in touch. We’re just not the dominant type.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once had a girl ask me if id lick her arse after shed been for a run, she wanted me to wear my army uniform and she wanted me to fuck her with her wearing my beret, i understand the uniform part but lick her arse after a run? Thats asking for trouble lol"

Yikes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A previous partner was into scat. I wasn't and am not!! he was welcome to do that with others but not with me. One time he called out to me to come upstairs, where he was covered from head to foot in excrement - and he wanted to have sex! It stank. Plus I'm a nurse so all I could think of was how to clean it up!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"A previous partner was into scat. I wasn't and am not!! he was welcome to do that with others but not with me. One time he called out to me to come upstairs, where he was covered from head to foot in excrement - and he wanted to have sex! It stank. Plus I'm a nurse so all I could think of was how to clean it up!"

Did you start rating him on the Bristol scale?

That is pretty grim, if you aren't at least intrigued by the idea you really aren't going to go for the reality!

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By *dquestCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Just got offered cash by a single guy to watch us play...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you start rating him on the Bristol scale?

That is pretty grim, if you aren't at least intrigued by the idea you really aren't going to go for the reality!"

Maybe he was like “she doesn’t know what she’s missing, that’s it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a message off a guy who had a couples profile.

His other half was his dog

Asked if I was interested in a threesome

Reported and blocked. Just vile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got asked if I liked having sex at that particular time of month only ladies get.

I said yeah, don’t let anything stop me.

He never replied lol "

Yes girl

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

One guy wanted to introduce a bag of spanner’s to my pussy

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By *newbiesCouple
over a year ago

Hartlepool

One lad messaged asking if I would go and stand at his window and play with myself.

I was tempted to ask him to come and do it and give my neighbours address

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One guy wanted to introduce a bag of spanner’s to my pussy"

Maybe he just wanted to tighten his nuts.

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By *j JonesMan
over a year ago

Manchester

not on here.. but in the past because i shoot huge loads.. a woman asked me to send a condom full of cum to her in the post!... i was like wtf!!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your so sexy and good looking , that you should never ever need to wear clothes xx

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By *ittlemiss1985Woman
over a year ago

Lansing

"Yesterday I had not one, not two, but three messages from guys asking if they can get me pregnant.

Offered child support and everything. How kind..."

I had a guy ask to get me pregnant too. Except he offered to pay for the abortion once he got his thrill. Big old nope from me.

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By *ch WellMan
over a year ago

Scotland

"Being asked to wank onto a biscuit in a men's changing rooms.

What sort of biscuit ?"

A 54321 I'd imagine. Is that no how the advert went? Chocolate flavour coating,cum first then 54321

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a message off a guy who had a couples profile.

His other half was his dog

Asked if I was interested in a threesome

Reported and blocked. Just vile."

Laugh. That's illegal, at least without a note from the vet! It must be unusual to have to tempt your partner with bowl of winalot.

I thought my wife had attracted every crazy there was on her profile. I was wrong. There are still new depths to be plumbed..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me to shit on them.

I mean ew....

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By *ovingtongueMan
over a year ago

BEDFORD

I replied that I preferred my grapes seedless and they blocked me.

I thought, given the situation, that was quite a witty response and I was a little bit gutted they didn't even acknowledge it.

Thats a grape response

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By *sian_coupleukCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Someone requested Mrs to squeeze breast milk into a bottle and post it to them, they were willing to pay a few per bootle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have had the pregnancy one I think daily, but I was offered £3,000 to push a man into his own cess pit and walk away counting the cash

never heard from him again!!

I've had that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got asked if I liked having sex at that particular time of month only ladies get.

I said yeah, don’t let anything stop me.

He never replied lol "

Everytime I have a break then return I get the same guy asking that now I just reply "you already know the answer to that" funnily don't get a reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got offered 10 grand for one night with me from a millionaire

Honestly, another Christian Grey wannabe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s see if been offered money to pee on a guy, fart in a guy’s face or take a dump on them.

I also get daily offers to impregnate me, Breast feeding requests, mommy requests, and one asked if he could video call me and watch me clean my house (fully dressed) while he wanks.

MAF requests (which I had to look up), meeting half a rugby team as a treat for a guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have had the pregnancy one I think daily, but I was offered £3,000 to push a man into his own cess pit and walk away counting the cash

never heard from him again!!

What’s his name I’ll do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey since being on here can anyone share any strange sexual requests they have received

Something that made you think omg ?? "

I got a message from a couple on here asking them to be my human toilet, stomach turning. On other apps I have everything from food gunge requests to tying someone up and torturing them with balloons to someone with a resuscitation fetish. I have no idea why I attract so many weird fetish and kink people, my profile text and pictures are always normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy messaged asking would we meet him in a field near his house! (hey nothing strange about that

And another asking if I would send him my wifes used knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone messaged us asking Mrs to breast feed him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being asked to wank onto a biscuit in a men's changing rooms.

What sort of biscuit ?"

A malted milk ??

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By *ormladMan
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

Hahha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor old Mrs N........

She has to put up with me every day

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By *AURA6969TV/TS
over a year ago

RUGBY

"Someone wanted to fuck me wearing nothing but a pair of wellies."
I think the wellies would suit you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a guy on here offer to train me in the gym and help me put on “major muscle” in 6 weeks, as long as he could keep my socks after the work out......

..... still waiting to hear from him again

Purple Aki

Hahaha so long as he can feel your muscles

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By *ackinabox19Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

"Someone wanted to fuck me wearing nothing but a pair of wellies."

Hahaha absolute classic

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By *exycouplesswingCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

Local dogging spot near us has an old ww2 concrete bunker which often gets used for meets

One guy there asked if we would like to him to dress as a nazi and r”@e us both.

If that’s not weird enough... he knew one of us is from Jewish decent...

what goes through the mind of some men is beyond comprehension

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By *ackinabox19Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

"Someone asked if they could crack an egg in my arse and pound me hard till it scrambled

Wonder how many eggs they’d want to use ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have had the pregnancy one I think daily, but I was offered £3,000 to push a man into his own cess pit and walk away counting the cash

never heard from him again!!

Jeez I got offered £40 for a blowjob! I’m doing something wrong hahaha"

Hahaha I was offered £25

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m defo feeling left out hear I’ve not had any of these freaky requests ha xx

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By *icknHMan
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

I get a weekly one asking if he can 'tongue punch my fart box'

Haha funniest description

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Local dogging spot near us has an old ww2 concrete bunker which often gets used for meets

One guy there asked if we would like to him to dress as a nazi and r”@e us both.

If that’s not weird enough... he knew one of us is from Jewish decent...

what goes through the mind of some men is beyond comprehension "

Having said that, there is a well known escort who dresses up as a N*zi for role play and most of his clients are submissive Jewish men.

People will be attracted to their taboo. Like a blank girl I know who gets off on being treated like a slave and racially abused by white men. Turns her on like crazy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Local dogging spot near us has an old ww2 concrete bunker which often gets used for meets

One guy there asked if we would like to him to dress as a nazi and r”@e us both.

If that’s not weird enough... he knew one of us is from Jewish decent...

what goes through the mind of some men is beyond comprehension

Having said that, there is a well known escort who dresses up as a N*zi for role play and most of his clients are submissive Jewish men.

People will be attracted to their taboo. Like a blank girl I know who gets off on being treated like a slave and racially abused by white men. Turns her on like crazy. "

Black girl not blank lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One guy wanted to introduce a bag of spanner’s to my pussy"

Were they adjustable spanners??

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"One guy wanted to introduce a bag of spanner’s to my pussy

Were they adjustable spanners??"

Snap on?

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"A guy messaged asking would we meet him in a field near his house! (hey nothing strange about that

And another asking if I would send him my wifes used knickers

We have been asked to sell the wifes used knickers. Can't see the appeal in it to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No idea... I didn't bother. But I imagine it would have been a digestive.

Ha ha imagine on a hob nob that would ruin it "

Custard cream?

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

A mates GF once told us that an ex of hers had asked her to sit on a pyrex bowl and take a dump so that he could watch it curling out!

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By *erfumedpornovampireWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

"One guy wanted to introduce a bag of spanner’s to my pussy"

Was it Pat Mustard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’ve had the usual can I make you pregnant etc, but the best was from a young man asking;

Can I have permission to wank over your pictures without cumming so my balls turn blue, whilst you take the piss and humiliate me.

Oddest one ever.

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By *_Yeah19Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

To deepthroat me so hard id puke.

Needless to say he didn’t get a reply...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To come round wearing only stockings and high heels and then trample on my pet cat. Including terrifying detail of how much it would suffer.

I have never blocked so fast. Genuinely disturbing hope to god no one agreed *angry face emoji!*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a bloke wanting us tie him up abuse him kick him in the balls and abuse his tiny cock and arse(his words) and will pay us

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By *ldestswingerintownMan
over a year ago

Lancaster

Don't you sometimes wonder what it is in their history that has rendered these men (and they are mainly men) so turned on by such bizarre things? Did they play with their poo when they were tiny tots or something? And some of the things described above are so way out that I'm just baffled as to what the kick can be. Perhaps I'm too normal - apart from wanting to put goldfish into women's vaginas. (Joke - but I did know a fella who was turned on by that).

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I get a lot of requests for mother son roleplay, which I politely decline. I know many women will have experienced the same requests. So not unusual, but certainly strange.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Just had a bloke wanting us tie him up abuse him kick him in the balls and abuse his tiny cock and arse(his words) and will pay us

I think I had the same guy message me today. Did he ask you to ruin his arse?

To be honest I was quite busy or I'd have hoofed him in the bollocks for free.

He'd have had to go without the bondage though, I haven't got time for that sort of shenanigans.

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

"To come round wearing only stockings and high heels and then trample on my pet cat. Including terrifying detail of how much it would suffer.

I have never blocked so fast. Genuinely disturbing hope to god no one agreed *angry face emoji!* "

Jesus wept!

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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago

New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies

once had a request to shit on a glass coffee table whilst they lay underneath wanking, I politely declined.

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

We had a glory hole meet. Guy was asking for face pics of the female.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man offered to come to the house, not say anything just give me a thousand pound to take wife upstairs for 1 hour!!

Like a poor man’s indecent proposal"
.. weve had a few offers like that ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone wanted to fuck me wearing nothing but a pair of wellies."
... and did you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being asked to wank onto a biscuit in a men's changing rooms.

What sort of biscuit ?"

Hobnob

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Weirdest on here was a guy inviting me to join him and his mother for a bi mmf.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit of a post revival here, but a good one... as much as some of these are weird/funny/disturbing, do you think the person proposing them would actually do it? People on here can be vary flakey even for a social! (When there isn’t a viral pandemic obvs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get a weekly one asking if he can 'tongue punch my fart box'

Also had someone ask me if I would push a man in his own cess pit for £2,000 and walk off counting the cash. Never heard from him after that, reckon he had a death wish of some sort.

## you said it was 3k in your last post ## is it 2k or 3k ??

Had one that said would I wear his mum's nighty and call him son.

I seem to get everyone's fair share of weirdos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get a fair few, but the worst are ones I can't share here and they've been reported

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over a year ago

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By *exbombs08Couple
over a year ago

Dundee

We had a guy on another site message us to ask when MrsB was on her period. He told us he didn’t want to fuck her but he specialised at eating out women during this time. We politely declined The Vampire Swinger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had men wanting me to shit on them ,to batter them , to jump out on them walking home and r@pe them , had a stranger one from a straight he wanted to wrestle with me naked in baby oil and the winner gets to fuck he’s wife , he didn’t read my profile, but there’s so many fake , fucked up people around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got asked to eat my own cum!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mommy I’ve finished my home work now can I play daddy for a while !! "

This reminds me... someone was on the chat yesterday with their sound on and the wife was in the same room helping the kids with their work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One guy asked him to watch him wank and cum in a cup and then watch him drink it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it odd I’ve had the pregnancy one. Had a woman (who had two kids) that after talking a bit revealed she had a pregnancy fetish and got very upset when I said that a) I use condoms and b) have no intention of fathering children. Obviously that didn’t last long.

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By *erdyWoman
over a year ago

wiltshire

Pregnancy is a common one

Poo / nappy play

Breastfeeding,

attend stag do for weekend to "entertain"

Anaesthesia play (which was very disturbing)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yesterday I had not one, not two, but three messages from guys asking if they can get me pregnant.

Offered child support and everything. How kind..."

OMG!!!!

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By *riveroneMan
over a year ago

Hyde

I once had a guy asking if he could smell my farts (online) I'm not even sure if it was sexual but either way I politely declined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I’ve been asked the pregnancy one a few times.

The last one called me a frigid whore when I said no...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I replied that I preferred my grapes seedless and they blocked me.

I thought, given the situation, that was quite a witty response and I was a little bit gutted they didn't even acknowledge it.

This is the best one yet, if only for your witty reply!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think most of these are kids on a wind up ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy wanted to sit on a blanket in the corner of our room and use we him as a personal toilet... Like wtf is wrong with people

That is seriously gross"

I had someone request something similar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not on here.. but in the past because i shoot huge loads.. a woman asked me to send a condom full of cum to her in the post!... i was like wtf!!..."

Are you sure it was a woman? I have had several guys message me asking for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got asked to eat my own cum!!!"

I had a mate at school do that once.

Needless to say he was part of the rugby team.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"I think most of these are kids on a wind up ,"

It could be a pleasant thought, if it were the case but my experience is that they are generally honest requests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hear it all and it doesn't phase me at all. What freaks me out is the whole "I want to get you pregnant" shit. I understand being pregnant is hot, but the practicalities of raising a child sure ain't! Find a girlfriend/wife!

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