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"I saw something on TV a week or so ago about a sex act called goldfishing. I cannot actually believe its true. Does anyone know if it is or not or heard of any other strange sexual acts Is it wanking whist you’ve got your fishing rod in the fish tank ? " No, that's "Garden-gnoming" | |||
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"Your both close ax it's to do with fish lol" Feeding the fish..? | |||
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"Stop being koi and tell us!!" Maybe he needs to mullet over | |||
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"This was on celebrity juice. Make what you will from that. " Is that where i saw it | |||
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"Shirley Conran - lace circa 1990 - inserting goldfish into a woman and the fluttering cause orgasm..... " I guess that's one use the other suggested one was putting in a guts arse and hitting his prostate. Same difference I guess lol | |||
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"The Urban Dictionary is your friend. 1. When someone is so messed up, they head in one direction with a goal in mind but half-way there, forget that goal and wander off in a random direction with or without another goal in mind. Term comes from goldfish in an aquarium acting the same way due to their seconds-long memory. 2.A common occurrence at rock and hardcore shows where an audience member will attempt to mouth along to the song being played but having no idea what the words are. They will often simply open and close their lips in a manner similar to a goldfish. 3. Similar to catfishing, where a fake person is created to lure people in, goldfishing is when someone fakes being wealthy in order to find romantic partners. This is especially true of middle-aged men, who use expensive leased cars to hopefully find a 20-something gold digger. Basically the reason anyone would do this is because they're too insecure in their own socioeconomic standing, and feel the need to act like someone they're not. 4.The act of "gold fishing" is define as, when a person who has water poured containing one or more "G*** F*** into their anus and removes them by anal insertion of some kind. Asterisks because the act is probably illegal 5. When a man masturbates, ejaculates skyward, and then attempts to catch his own airborne gob of semen in his mouth. This act is known as goldfishing for the manner in which a goldfish patiently awaits his feeding while swimming vertically, mouth ajar. Men who goldfish tend to be unpleasant, lonely, and simple human beings. 6. Used when you're forgetting something or have forgotten something. In reference to goldfishes' short/nonexistent memory. 7 goldfishsex (not gold fishing) A spontaneous erection of the male penis, usually the result of something completely non-sequitur, such as thinking about goldfish" | |||
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"Shirley Conran - lace circa 1990 - inserting goldfish into a woman and the fluttering cause orgasm..... " nope! As avid aquaria keepers, nope nope nope! S | |||
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"Is it the same act as when sailers from the 1800’s carried out . They got an std skirvey " This one intrigues me.. What act did they carry out.. | |||
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"I remember an old German 1980s porn film doing the rounds where a lady (for use of a better word) put a dead, smoked Mackrell in a condom and then had a hearty wank" Why does this ring a bell? I vaguely remember seeing this. Just reminded me. | |||
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"Time and plaice for all these bad puns " No use for trawling the depths after the ship has passed | |||
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"This whole thread just skates over the issue tbh. " Just when I thought there was a Ray of hope that we'd finally Plaice'd the C'reel answer, you Skate'd off in another direction. | |||
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