FabSwingers.com forum: Names for ladies private parts ?

By *nsure2018 OP Couple
over a year ago

BASINGSTOKE

Hey all

Well me and the mrs were chatting this morning and she said that she doesn't like the word pussy or fanny when describing her private parts

When I ask what she wanted me to call it she didn't know and told me to think of something

So i am looking for ideas of what to call it ... come on ladies what do you call yours ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FiFi

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By *onyMad123Couple
over a year ago

nottingham/ derby

Foof, nunnie, kitty, noo noo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calamari cock ring

Birth cannon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foo foo

Front Bottom

Virginia (that's actually made me laugh)

I'm sure I'll think of more...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Foo foo

Front Bottom

Virginia (that's actually made me laugh)

Ying Yang

I'm sure I'll think of more... "

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Poole, but up in lincs for a bit

Well based on the amount of guys who's asked me for this....

Bobs and vagine

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By *im tim timMan
over a year ago

pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pussy

Tim Tim Tim..... She doesn't like that word.. Did you actually read all of the thread lol

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By *nsure2018 OP Couple
over a year ago

BASINGSTOKE

Keep these coming guys I will check with her on some of these names see if she likes any of them

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By *nsure2018 OP Couple
over a year ago

BASINGSTOKE

No none of them worked

Anything more sexual / rude / dirty she said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No none of them worked

Anything more sexual / rude / dirty she said "

Oh she wants something dirty... Hhmm ok let's see...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clunge , growler, furry cup, gusset

Plenty more

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By *nsure2018 OP Couple
over a year ago

BASINGSTOKE

"No none of them worked

Anything more sexual / rude / dirty she said

Oh she wants something dirty... Hhmm ok let's see... "

Oh yes please ... she is a naughty one

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

Depending on the mood it's either Felicity or Xena.

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

Unashamedly, she's always called hers her cunt. As a feminist, she thinks the word needs reclaiming by women.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Dave

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Foof

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By *queegeeMan
over a year ago

northampton

Tutu

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Bearded clam

Gash

Cunt

Piers Morgan

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By *lick9Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Quimm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny

Tuppence

Lady garden

Pussy

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Skin mitten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snatch

Love hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bearded clam

Gash

Cunt

Piers Morgan"

The Bearded Clam is so funny!! Love that

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By *immeMoreWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

Foof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call mine Fanjina

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By *tudiousPipWoman
over a year ago

W Yorks

Sleeping Beauty

If you're willing to hack through a thicket to kiss her, she'll wake up

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Otters pocket...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call mine fairy or tallulah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually refer to mine as a twinkle or fluff. I grew up with it being called Mary though! Haven’t a clue why. Other names I’ve used but not often are flange, lady garden or chuff

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Mine is referred to as 'Muff'. It's cute but not particularly naughty

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By *rSquareMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

Penis fly trap

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By *agenta400Woman
over a year ago

All over the shop

Dependent on mood and moment:

Me Punani

My Lady Garden

Me Muff

Me Fanny Doodah

Cunt (I don’t use this as an insult-cunts have depth, warmth and can create life-would be an ultimate compliment-let’s reclaim this word and stop using derogatory language that is mostly female based).

I’m sure there’s more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minge.Its horrible though

I call mine tuppence when being coy.Cunt when being naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about calling it the cookie jar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink velvet sausage wallet

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By *apiomanMan
over a year ago

Shipley

"I call mine Fanjina"

Love that!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Yoni

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Fandango

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember one lady I dated calling hers.

Front bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hoo hoo

Velvet glove

Lady garden

Buttered muffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very good xx

Have you a new toaster yet x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very good xx

Have you a new toaster yet x"

Using the old method of meat fork and gas fire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very good xx

Have you a new toaster yet x

Using the old method of meat fork and gas fire!"

I remember doing that many years ago, I think it makes the bread toast much better.

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By *unning LinguistMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Clunger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs Velvet Delia Bojangles The 3rd"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst name for it I've ever heard is 'gateway to the guts'

Something not quite right about that hahaha

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By *oss and SuzieCouple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

We both love cunt. Good old Norse word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Axe Wound.

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By *incs-cpl1Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough

The Giblets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boner town.

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By *rAngleseyMan
over a year ago

Anglesey

Punani

Beaver

Thatched cottage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Vagina, vulva, labia, clitoris

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By *uiet confidenceMan
over a year ago

Warrington

Fuck box

Cock warmer

Cum pit

And erm..

Mackerel pasty

All filthy terms. I prefer the word pussy personally.

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By *aveing funCouple
over a year ago

staffordshire

Call mine foo foo

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By *essica jamiesonWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Beef curtains, cheese toastie, clunge, fandango, minge,

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By *aveing funCouple
over a year ago

staffordshire

Great boobs hun x

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By *affire_and_SteelCouple
over a year ago

North by North West

Brian.

Most Brians I’ve encountered are cunts.

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By *wingsingMan
over a year ago

Berkshire/London

Boris Johnson

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By *apiomanMan
over a year ago

Shipley

"Boris Johnson "

But Boris Johnson is offensive and not at all beautiful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boner town."

I wouldn't mind visiting boner town with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some that have been mentioned that I love..

Bearded Clam, Growler and Clunge.

Straight out of the pages of Viz, or Jay from inbetweeners

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

Minnie

I once spoke to someone who referred to a ladies vagina as a Tuna box

I have no idea what kind of ladies he had been meeting and my 2 years of lusting after him vanished in a second !!

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By *ee pandaWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I call it ur (who ha) for me im afraid xx

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Rat. As in 'get ya rat out'. Horrible term for a hairy one.

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By *ttis669Man
over a year ago

Warrington

Just seen on another thread - Minky, i like that one

Flower or garden too

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex

call it "The Pub"

You can now say, i'm just popping down the pub and everything will be fine.

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

Fluff

Mimsy

Flangita

Cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Furry purse

Vagician

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And...

China.. me china

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By *rystalTipsandAlistairCouple
over a year ago

Barnard Castle

Haddock Pasty.

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Petal

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By *rystalTipsandAlistairCouple
over a year ago

Barnard Castle

"call it "The Pub"

You can now say, i'm just popping down the pub and everything will be fine."

Hahahahaha!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuff, fanjita, taco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minnie

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By *spotpleasurerMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Oasis

You're going through the desert, and finally you find something to drink ... But sometimes it can be a mirage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well based on the amount of guys who's asked me for this....

Bobs and vagine"

Sounds like you’ve been chatting to Borat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foodie, fadge, baby gates..

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Baby bakery

Man cave

Wet wallet

Furry fountain

The tunnel of love

Can think of a few crude ones but dont thinks that's what you're after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The toy shop women’s pussy

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Vagina, vulva, labia, clitoris"

Perineum, labias minora & majora, ureathra...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I like ‘foof’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woowoo

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By *irtyboy 21Man
over a year ago

skelmersdale

Front bum

Flower

Lady garden

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By *apiomanMan
over a year ago

Shipley

"Vagina, vulva, labia, clitoris

Perineum, labias minora & majora, ureathra..."

I like licking labias has a certain alliterative ring to it!

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