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"I'll help. What you do is take it in hand, shake it about a bit, it'll spit at you after a while, and feel all tingly. You're welcome. "  | |||
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"Lool I thought u wanted to come help in person " That is help, it's telling you how to solve your predicament, | |||
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"You two guys should just get a room. " Or a comedy show  | |||
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"You two guys should just get a room. I think they're the same person "They’ve certainly got the same chance of getting a meet. | |||
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"I think I need a taxi back to the grammar thread  "They'll be wanking each other off soon, no more typing | |||
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"I think I need a taxi back to the grammar thread
They'll be wanking each other off soon, no more typing " | |||
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"Get a torch out, shine it at the wall, use your cock to make a shadow. Hey presto, your cock is no longer alone. "that very funny u know lool | |||
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Show off! "Is that for me ? Ur tattoo is even making my situation unbearable lool | |||
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"Desperate men are such a turn on!! "I'm taking that as a genuine comment with no sarcasm whatsoever and I'm sliding in your DMs with a 'want sum fuk' message | |||
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"I go to B&M or Lidl for my bargains" Loooooool hahahahahaha | |||
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"Desperate men are such a turn on!!
I'm taking that as a genuine comment with no sarcasm whatsoever and I'm sliding in your DMs with a 'want sum fuk' message"What an offer. I will be the envy of many women with that kind of message. | |||
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"Cheecky, well I believe some other love their food while others would appreciate a good sweet slide ??????" Food firstly any day. | |||
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"Cheecky, well I believe some other love their food while others would appreciate a good sweet slide ??????" I prefer the swings | |||
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"FFS man go and pay an Escort or have a wank. Desparate is not sexy." Who’s desperate so u never been horny before? | |||
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"Cheecky, well I believe some other love their food while others would appreciate a good sweet slide ?????? I prefer the swings "Same here hit my event on the 30th in Manchester | |||
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"FFS man go and pay an Escort or have a wank. Desparate is not sexy. Who’s desperate so u never been horny before?" You are coming across as any hole would be a goal. We are a couple we don't need to beg for sex on here. | |||
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"You two guys should just get a room. I think they're the same person "You could be right..... | |||
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"FFS man go and pay an Escort or have a wank. Desparate is not sexy. Who’s desperate so u never been horny before?" I prefer a guy who doesn’t need to come on the forums begging for some action. In fact, they don’t beg full stop. | |||
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"You two guys should just get a room. I think they're the same person
You could be right....."Well they are both hosting the same night at Amour. Green arrow. | |||
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"You two guys should just get a room. I think they're the same person
You could be right.....
Well they are both hosting the same night at Amour. Green arrow."Damn it! I was thinking of going but thought it was a trip to the park! | |||
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"FFS man go and pay an Escort or have a wank. Desparate is not sexy. Who’s desperate so u never been horny before? I prefer a guy who doesn’t need to come on the forums begging for some action. In fact, they don’t beg full stop. " No one begged it was a question for who might be willing | |||
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"You two guys should just get a room. I think they're the same person
You could be right.....
Well they are both hosting the same night at Amour. Green arrow.
Damn it! I was thinking of going but thought was a trip to the park! "I am hosting and people re posting if u wanna see my face just say it stop hating lol | |||
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"FFS man go and pay an Escort or have a wank. Desparate is not sexy. Who’s desperate so u never been horny before? I prefer a guy who doesn’t need to come on the forums begging for some action. In fact, they don’t beg full stop. No one begged it was a question for who might be willing " Go and pay someone is my answer. Much more positive outcome. | |||
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"Hope your lines in person are better than mans horny or u could be on a hiding to nuthin" Man was talking to u lol last time I checked I could post what ever I want by the way it’s not an abusive post or is it ? | |||
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"Hope your lines in person are better than mans horny or u could be on a hiding to nuthin Man was talking to u lol last time I checked I could post what ever I want by the way it’s not an abusive post or is it ? " Huh not abusive at all post all you want im just saying you may need to step up your game a little is | |||
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"FFS man go and pay an Escort or have a wank. Desparate is not sexy. Who’s desperate so u never been horny before? I prefer a guy who doesn’t need to come on the forums begging for some action. In fact, they don’t beg full stop. No one begged it was a question for who might be willing That’s not a bad idea I am only just having a nice convo and fun in here but definitely going to swings later on Go and pay someone is my answer. Much more positive outcome. " | |||
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"You two guys should just get a room. I think they're the same person
You could be right.....
Well they are both hosting the same night at Amour. Green arrow.
Damn it! I was thinking of going but thought was a trip to the park!
I am hosting and people re posting if u wanna see my face just say it stop hating lol "Hope you have better social skills than how you are coming across on here. Looks like only you and your shadow going anyhow. | |||
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"You two guys should just get a room. I think they're the same person
You could be right.....
Well they are both hosting the same night at Amour. Green arrow.
Damn it! I was thinking of going but thought was a trip to the park!
I am hosting and people re posting if u wanna see my face just say it stop hating lol
Hope you have better social skills than how you are coming across on here. Looks like only you and your shadow going anyhow."agreed | |||
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"Hope your lines in person are better than mans horny or u could be on a hiding to nuthin Man was talking to u lol last time I checked I could post what ever I want by the way it’s not an abusive post or is it ? Huh not abusive at all post all you want im just saying you may need to step up your game a little is "Was just a post lol if I want to get a girl bro trust me I am good with lines. I write romantic movies and I am an actor lol could give u a link for my movie plus I am a singer too | |||
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"Hope your lines in person are better than mans horny or u could be on a hiding to nuthin Man was talking to u lol last time I checked I could post what ever I want by the way it’s not an abusive post or is it ? Huh not abusive at all post all you want im just saying you may need to step up your game a little is
Was just a post lol if I want to get a girl bro trust me I am good with lines. I write romantic movies and I am an actor lol could give u a link for my movie plus I am a singer too "...don't forget comedian too. | |||
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"When I posted this in the afternoon I knew what I was posting #jokes and u lot made it happen by making the replies made it up to 70+ replies so to u i got no line but to me I achieved what I wanted "Anyone want to provide a translation for this? | |||
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"Hope your lines in person are better than mans horny or u could be on a hiding to nuthin Man was talking to u lol last time I checked I could post what ever I want by the way it’s not an abusive post or is it ? Huh not abusive at all post all you want im just saying you may need to step up your game a little is
Was just a post lol if I want to get a girl bro trust me I am good with lines. I write romantic movies and I am an actor lol could give u a link for my movie plus I am a singer too
Now u talking just flow with the flow init
...don't forget comedian too." | |||
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"Not a bad idea just that at the moment I am what I need is a hot lady who will bang the hell out of my dick "I've got a big hammer, if that helps?  | |||
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"Hope your lines in person are better than mans horny or u could be on a hiding to nuthin Man was talking to u lol last time I checked I could post what ever I want by the way it’s not an abusive post or is it ? Huh not abusive at all post all you want im just saying you may need to step up your game a little is
Was just a post lol if I want to get a girl bro trust me I am good with lines. I write romantic movies and I am an actor lol could give u a link for my movie plus I am a singer too "Romcom actor? Devine Brown specialises in those, sure she would give a discount on producing your Equity card  | |||
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"When I posted this in the afternoon I knew what I was posting #jokes and u lot made it happen by making the replies made it up to 70+ replies so to u i got no line but to me I achieved what I wanted "So you don't want me to come and ride you like I stole you? It was all just jokes. Oh, ok. | |||
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"I'll help. What you do is take it in hand, shake it about a bit, it'll spit at you after a while, and feel all tingly. You're welcome. "Hahaha | |||
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"Not a bad idea just that at the moment I am what I need is a hot lady who will bang the hell out of my dick
I've got a big hammer, if that helps? "Ahhhh I am feeling the pain already | |||
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"When I posted this in the afternoon I knew what I was posting #jokes and u lot made it happen by making the replies made it up to 70+ replies so to u i got no line but to me I achieved what I wanted
So you don't want me to come and ride you like I stole you? It was all just jokes.
Oh, ok. "Down for what ever but the post wasn’t met for criticism lol but it’s all part of the fun in here | |||
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"Hope your lines in person are better than mans horny or u could be on a hiding to nuthin Man was talking to u lol last time I checked I could post what ever I want by the way it’s not an abusive post or is it ? Huh not abusive at all post all you want im just saying you may need to step up your game a little is
Was just a post lol if I want to get a girl bro trust me I am good with lines. I write romantic movies and I am an actor lol could give u a link for my movie plus I am a singer too
Romcom actor? Devine Brown specialises in those, sure she would give a discount on producing your Equity card "U re turning to a star on my post that means my post is helping ur career too lool | |||
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"When I posted this in the afternoon I knew what I was posting #jokes and u lot made it happen by making the replies made it up to 70+ replies so to u i got no line but to me I achieved what I wanted
Anyone want to provide a translation for this?"What happened to urs why u calling for help now ? | |||
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"But it was all just jokes so you can't have been serious. I've promised my candy to someone else now " Hmmmm candy candy not my day then lool | |||
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"Haven’t got laid for about a week now no jokes " OMG, and you're still alive???!!! | |||
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"Haven’t got laid for about a week now no jokes OMG, and you're still alive???!!! "I am surprised as well hahahaha | |||
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