FabSwingers.com forum: What’s your Bedroom Super Power

By *ockonme OP Man
over a year ago

lincolnshire

We’re all good at something in the sacred temple, mines the Dutch Oven. My victims don’t last long. Pmsl

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By *DM9012Man
over a year ago

Gatwick

a lot of girls told me that my tongue is the best for their pussies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can turn the lights off when in bed with the click of my fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aparently i have magic fingers and tongue

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I’m proficient in the double barrel roll slut fist drop

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By *ockonme OP Man
over a year ago

lincolnshire

"I can turn the lights off when in bed with the click of my fingers "
pmsl I scream Alexa to do that. Who then tells me she doesn’t know that one lol

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By *ockonme OP Man
over a year ago

lincolnshire

"I’m proficient in the double barrel roll slut fist drop "
haha that sounds a magical super power

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can turn the lights off when in bed with the click of my fingers pmsl I scream Alexa to do that. Who then tells me she doesn’t know that one lol"
ahhhh see you just havnt got the right sensors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love to suck, I really get into it , guys love the enthusiasm

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

I wear my pants over my PJ bottoms and think I’m superman

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By *ockonme OP Man
over a year ago

lincolnshire

"I love to suck, I really get into it , guys love the enthusiasm

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so your the shark or dyson of the room

love it

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

I can put together a Malm chest of drawers in under an hour and without swearing.

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By *n080971Man
over a year ago

Newbury

Delivering a nice cup of tea in the morning, often naked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep a weapon under my pillow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the ability to make a migraine come and go whenever I choose.

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By *agenta400Woman
over a year ago

All over the shop

"I can put together a Malm chest of drawers in under an hour and without swearing. "

That’s marriage talk mate.

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By *agenta400Woman
over a year ago

All over the shop

I do the DPB much to my younger housemates dismay.

Dinner

Pussy

Breakfast

Us old farts are bloody sociable!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’re all good at something in the sacred temple, mines the Dutch Oven. My victims don’t last long. Pmsl "
Sleeping these days.

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Like I’m going to reveal that ?

Best superpowers are those that leave them gagging for more ....

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

"I can put together a Malm chest of drawers in under an hour and without swearing.

That’s marriage talk mate.

You free Saturday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can put together a Malm chest of drawers in under an hour and without swearing. "

Pfft I can do it in under 59mins, with a manicure

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By *weet Treat 69Couple
over a year ago

North Wales area

"We’re all good at something in the sacred temple, mines the Dutch Oven. My victims don’t last long. Pmsl Sleeping these days."

Sleeping is for wimps... I'm a huge wimp lol

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By *weet Treat 69Couple
over a year ago

North Wales area

Good with my hands and mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can sleep through an inhuman number of alarms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can raise my penis to the face the ceiling when lying down looking at a sexy naked woman about to straddle me

You may ridicule me for this but remember not every man can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can raise my penis to the face the ceiling when lying down looking at a sexy naked woman about to straddle me

You may ridicule me for this but remember not every man can

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face the ceiling position damnit

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I would say combinations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My superpower is the ability to instantly be changed into any male hunk that the Mrs desires and she has no idea how I do it!

She thinks it's wine and dimming the lights... women hey?! Lol! Xx

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By *oinus1961Couple
over a year ago

Huntingdon

I've been told "eyes like an angel; mouth like a slut". Quite enjoyed that compliment.

Mrs

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

I can disappoint someone faster than anyone else

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By *embslee1Man
over a year ago

pembroke

Everything I started getting horny my ex gf developed a headache, stomach ache or other illness. Think I had mysterious power!lol

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By *otwife for useCouple
over a year ago

manchester

I dispatch my victims quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My snoring has the ability to move Louise into the spare room. No idea how it works- I go to sleep and she’s next to me. I wake up and she’s in the spare room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been told I have a great bj technique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the ability to send people to sleep, whether through exhaustion or boredom I still haven't quite figured out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finding my jeans in the dark and jumping out the window sharpish!

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By *ockonme OP Man
over a year ago

lincolnshire

"I have the ability to send people to sleep, whether through exhaustion or boredom I still haven't quite figured out!

Looking at your pics it’s exhaustion or at least it would be with me pmsl

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By *ockonme OP Man
over a year ago

lincolnshire

"Finding my jeans in the dark and jumping out the window sharpish!"

Pmsl

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By *obupMan
over a year ago

blackburn

Licking the sweat off my brow. And breathing through my ears ........

??????

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By *wholeLotOfRosieWoman
over a year ago

Pontypridd

I can change a king size duvet cover in about 3 minutes.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

I have the ability to go from wide awake to fast asleep in usually under five minutes.

With or without coitus being involved!

Meanwhile H will toss & turn for hours before nodding off.

Does pee her off somewhat!

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By *agenta400Woman
over a year ago

All over the shop

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Legendary blowjobs!

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By *agenta400Woman
over a year ago

All over the shop

"I can put together a Malm chest of drawers in under an hour and without swearing.

That’s marriage talk mate.

You free Saturday? "

Yes. For a single man I am. Hmm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The power of laughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ass to die for apparently x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the ability to go from wide awake to fast asleep in usually under five minutes.

With or without coitus being involved!

Meanwhile H will toss & turn for hours before nodding off.

Does pee her off somewhat!

If I read this correctly...

You can go to bed, have sex and be fast asleep, all in under 5 minutes?!!

I think there may be a reason she is tossing and turning for hours in frustration

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"I have the ability to go from wide awake to fast asleep in usually under five minutes.

With or without coitus being involved!

Meanwhile H will toss & turn for hours before nodding off.

Does pee her off somewhat!

If I read this correctly...

You can go to bed, have sex and be fast asleep, all in under 5 minutes?!!

I think there may be a reason she is tossing and turning for hours in frustration

Haha, Yep I can do it after, but I can do it without the sex too, and anywhere, in any bed

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By *ikerdude2017Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

All over massages is my super power and pussy licking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My amazing ability to put my head on the pillow and be asleep within seconds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been told I have a great bj technique

I'll second that xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I turn into a super Panda

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By *ouisebottomTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Great fuckable arse supposedly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been told I have a great bj technique

I'll second that xx

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By *mJamsCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Hahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently I make a decent big spoon.

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By *mJamsCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"I can put together a Malm chest of drawers in under an hour and without swearing. "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently I'm a good listener

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

I can cum say hard then go again.

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By *ockonme OP Man
over a year ago

lincolnshire

There’s a fair few superhero’s about why haven’t marvel made a move with these superpowers within pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am superhot.

I have the power to go from freezing cold hands and feet to too hot to touch within minutes.

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By *ockonme OP Man
over a year ago

lincolnshire

"I am superhot.

I have the power to go from freezing cold hands and feet to too hot to touch within minutes. "
haha overseas power that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm like a hot water bottle on a cold night every woman needs me, I'm the best cuddler on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm like a hot water bottle on a cold night every woman needs me, I'm the best cuddler on fab

That's a big statement. Has there been a cuddle contest? Can I enter it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm like a hot water bottle on a cold night every woman needs me, I'm the best cuddler on fab

That's a big statement. Has there been a cuddle contest? Can I enter it? "
yes but I'm your only option sorry tough I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Superpower hmmmm....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Superpower hmmmm....

Wow your figure is incredible !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’re all good at something in the sacred temple, mines the Dutch Oven. My victims don’t last long. Pmsl "
snoring

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By *bmarley77Man
over a year ago

Nr Derby

"I'm like a hot water bottle on a cold night every woman needs me, I'm the best cuddler on fab

That's a big statement. Has there been a cuddle contest? Can I enter it? "

Let's not go there peeps....

There is only one cuddle Grand Master..... and that's without my kisses.... Don't get me started on my kisses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm like a hot water bottle on a cold night every woman needs me, I'm the best cuddler on fab

That's a big statement. Has there been a cuddle contest? Can I enter it?

Let's not go there peeps....

There is only one cuddle Grand Master..... and that's without my kisses.... Don't get me started on my kisses.

Bring on the cuddle and kissing fest

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