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By *eamgreen30 OP Couple
over a year ago

stroud

I’m having a serious Bridget Jones moment! Mr B has left for the Isle of Man for a whole week without me!

Cheer me up guys and gals! Hit me with your best jokes! Don’t filter that shit, get offensive I fucking love it!

Also tell me I’m pretty and that ugly crying isn’t a good look lol lol

S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you know about Dwarves?

Very little I expect.

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

I was mugged by 6 dwarfs.......

Not happy

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By *landfordfabbersCouple
over a year ago

Blandford ish

A woman just asked if I prefer legs or breast.

I said I’m more into shaved pussy and anal. Apparently this isn’t appropriate for KFC!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, and stop crying. It's not a good look!

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By *eamgreen30 OP Couple
over a year ago

stroud

Yay!!! Good job guys! Keep ‘em coming!

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By *eamgreen30 OP Couple
over a year ago

stroud

"Oh, and stop crying. It's not a good look!"

Thank you! A kick up the arse is what I needed lol

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By *plbnorfolkCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

We know a dwarf.... wife commented which makes me laugh even today " for a dwarf he has a big cock " still priceless

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By *eamgreen30 OP Couple
over a year ago

stroud

"We know a dwarf.... wife commented which makes me laugh even today " for a dwarf he has a big cock " still priceless"

Fucking brilliant hahaha! I’ve never seen a dwarf naked! Now I kinda want to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do women and noodles have in common?

Both wiggle when you eat them.

....and definitely stop crying... you’re hot!

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By *eamgreen30 OP Couple
over a year ago

stroud

"What do women and noodles have in common?

Both wiggle when you eat them.

....and definitely stop crying... you’re hot!

Why thank you kind sir!! And great joke!

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

Jokes from the fringe...

My new boyfriend told me he’s got my face as his wallpaper,

which I thought was cute until I saw his lounge.

Cat flaps are for pussies.

I got asked the other day if I Liked the music of Ariana Grande,

which surprised me as I thought that was a type of coffee.

I'll get their coats

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Rung in work the other day and said I won’t be in as I’m sick

They asked sick I was

I said I’m just about to fuck my mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got attacked by a six foot cockroach.

Be careful, there is a nasty bug going around.

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

I'm into bestiality, sadism and necrophilia.

Am I flogging a dead horse?

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By *eamgreen30 OP Couple
over a year ago

stroud

Omg you guys are awesome!!! Bunch of fucking sickos some of ya lol but awesome all the same!

Thank you for making me smile today

S xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno if you're pretty (can't see your face), but you got a kick ass hot body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just finished a 3 year study on the best way to build steel ships. It was riveting.

before that I was in oil exploration,that was well boring

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By *eamgreen30 OP Couple
over a year ago

stroud

"I dunno if you're pretty (can't see your face), but you got a kick ass hot body.

Oh you lovely thing! Thank you very much

and what a cute little butt you’ve got

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