FabSwingers.com forum: if you were on Death Row what would your last meal be?

By *ovingittwo OP Couple
over a year ago

Norwich

Mine would be bacon and fried eggs (sunny side up) on white farmhouse toast with real butter

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

kells

Can I start with Just Peachy for breakfast?

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By *ovingittwo OP Couple
over a year ago

Norwich

Of course !

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

If I could eat which given my impending doom I doubt

I would choose something that took a very long time to prepare, cook and eat for instance one hundred year eggs. Dessert which I would have before my main course would be chocolate cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine would be bacon and fried eggs (sunny side up) on white farmhouse toast with real butter

K’s sexy bottom...and I would die a VERY HAPPY man...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They don't do that any more in most states that have the death penalty but I would have had Tournedos Rossini with green beans followed by creme caramel with a lush red to wash it down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lamb curry.

I have Goggled "death row final meals " too many times...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fermented duck egg.. if someone else feels as if theyve the right to take my life, regardless of what I've done wrong. I'm going to make sure theyve one hell of a mess to clean up afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The kidney or liver from a virgin lady

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

A big cake with a lovely lady inside holding a rasp file to effect my escape..

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

A mixed fish starter, lobster steamed in lemon and dill and sea bass swimming in a butter capon sauce

Main fillet steak mushrooms and triple cooked chips with peppercorn creamy sauce and roasted tomatoes and asparagus

Cream brûlée served with very light shortcake

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By *aughty Lovers 69Man
over a year ago

Wallasey

For me (Tara) I would either have a roast dinner or spag bol with loads of cheese and garlic bread

I feel hungry now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A mixed fish starter, lobster steamed in lemon and dill and sea bass swimming in a butter capon sauce

Main fillet steak mushrooms and triple cooked chips with peppercorn creamy sauce and roasted tomatoes and asparagus

Cream brûlée served with very light shortcake

Please cook for me lol

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

"A mixed fish starter, lobster steamed in lemon and dill and sea bass swimming in a butter capon sauce

Main fillet steak mushrooms and triple cooked chips with peppercorn creamy sauce and roasted tomatoes and asparagus

Cream brûlée served with very light shortcake

That's a pretty much perfect meal for me.

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By *aughtynigel02121980Man
over a year ago

Brandon

Providing the food came very quick. Starters would be a mushroom of the magic variety. I don't do anything like that by the way. The reason will become apparent shortly. Main course would be a 32oz rib eye steak cooked medium rare and seasoned. Side would be vegetables cooked in real butter. All washed down with an old school cream soda. And for afters would be the richest of all chocolate deserts washed down with a chocolate milkshake. And just after that the starter should kick in so i wont die in fear. Last words providing im alert enough will be smoke me a kipper ill be back for breakfast

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By *erlinhgvMan
over a year ago

Liverpool / London

Pussy!!!!!

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Id be like just give me stuart townsend as lestat from queen of the damned and ill go out being fucked to death instead haha

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Beans in toast .. mug of tea followed by a pint of lager and an E

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crackers & welsh salted butter (it’s the bomb) & a mug of coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am a typical Yorkshire lass,roast beef dinner with all the trmiming.

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By *ovingittwo OP Couple
over a year ago

Norwich

"Mine would be bacon and fried eggs (sunny side up) on white farmhouse toast with real butter

K’s sexy bottom...and I would die a VERY HAPPY man...

Why thank you K x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Kissing Kelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Providing the food came very quick. Starters would be a mushroom of the magic variety. I don't do anything like that by the way. The reason will become apparent shortly. Main course would be a 32oz rib eye steak cooked medium rare and seasoned. Side would be vegetables cooked in real butter. All washed down with an old school cream soda. And for afters would be the richest of all chocolate deserts washed down with a chocolate milkshake. And just after that the starter should kick in so i wont die in fear. Last words providing im alert enough will be smoke me a kipper ill be back for breakfast"

It may be a bad trip.. I suspect it would be given you know what's coming and itd be on your mind. You may die a very very scared man

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By *ovingittwo OP Couple
over a year ago

Norwich

"A mixed fish starter, lobster steamed in lemon and dill and sea bass swimming in a butter capon sauce

Main fillet steak mushrooms and triple cooked chips with peppercorn creamy sauce and roasted tomatoes and asparagus

Cream brûlée served with very light shortcake

That's a pretty much perfect meal for me."

Yes! I've changed my mind x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that would make me shit and puke up everywhere as I went into oblivion.

Give the fuckers something to do.

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By *razoMan
over a year ago

Kent

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By *ublinGirl92Woman
over a year ago

Hell

Korean bbq extra kimchi!

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By *razoMan
over a year ago

Kent

I would request to eat pussy and ass one last time...

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By *ovingittwo OP Couple
over a year ago

Norwich

Brilliant answers everyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't mind to be someone's last meal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A stick of dynamite.

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

I would want to eat the person that should throwing the switch or injecting me ...

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By *ewhorizonsCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Cheese Doritos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cake

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By *riskySandDCouple
over a year ago

DONCASTER

Cyanide tablet lol

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

Anything Vegan, then we'd be very happy to die!

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"A mixed fish starter, lobster steamed in lemon and dill and sea bass swimming in a butter capon sauce

Main fillet steak mushrooms and triple cooked chips with peppercorn creamy sauce and roasted tomatoes and asparagus

Cream brûlée served with very light shortcake

Worth dying for...

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"A mixed fish starter, lobster steamed in lemon and dill and sea bass swimming in a butter capon sauce

Main fillet steak mushrooms and triple cooked chips with peppercorn creamy sauce and roasted tomatoes and asparagus

Cream brûlée served with very light shortcake

Worth dying for...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The man about to administer my injection

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

My mother's shepherd's pie By the time I'd finished, I'd be praying for the executioner to get on with it!

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By *orty-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Leyland

300 foot long hot dog.. I'd still be eating and everyone would have gotten bored and gone home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coco Curry, chicken and veg, spice level number 6, imported from Japan

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Something from the chippy

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

I’m not sure I’d be able to eat I’d be bricking it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The world's biggest full English!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to be a clit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christmas dinner"
this

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By *rthangMan
over a year ago

calderdale

Seriously ? If you were on death row about to be executed you would be able to eat ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously ? If you were on death row about to be executed you would be able to eat ? "

They've usually had years and years to get used to it!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Seriously ? If you were on death row about to be executed you would be able to eat ? "
put some pants on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christmas dinnerthis"

Has to be everything though.

Turkey, beef, pork, pigs in blankets, broc and cauli cheese, roasties, mash, carrot and swede mash, sprouts, peas, stuffing, bread sauce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christmas dinnerthis

Has to be everything though.

Turkey, beef, pork, pigs in blankets, broc and cauli cheese, roasties, mash, carrot and swede mash, sprouts, peas, stuffing, bread sauce. "
This

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By *ony 2016Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield /derby cinemas

I think I would like to pop out for a take-away ,, (promising to come straight back after )

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

A good curry..

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

A entire Blue Whale medley - steaks, chunks, sliced, diced, fried, steamed, boiled, baked, soups, pate, etc., etc...

....would take months, if not years to eat - by which time the death penalty may have been repealed!

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

I’d ask to eat out the sexiest female prison guard around! I’d die a happy man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lobster and scallops, yammmmmy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A real Unicorn (and not in a swinging sense surprisingly).

Done rare.

And I want proof it's a real unicorn.

Guards best get looking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beans on toast

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By *ookingforfun9970Man
over a year ago

wilts

"A mixed fish starter, lobster steamed in lemon and dill and sea bass swimming in a butter capon sauce

Main fillet steak mushrooms and triple cooked chips with peppercorn creamy sauce and roasted tomatoes and asparagus

Cream brûlée served with very light shortcake

Yes please

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Sausage, egg, chips and beans with fresh bread. Mmmmmmm

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Rice Lamb curry salad with chicken keebabs

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By *ovingittwo OP Couple
over a year ago

Norwich

"Sausage, egg, chips and beans with fresh bread. Mmmmmmm "

You can't have eggs and beans on the same plate! Lol

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By *eordiesCouple
over a year ago

newcastle

King Prawns, cold and peeled, a massive pile of them.

Washed down by many bottles of chilled Newcastle Brown Ale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to eat a nice bald moist pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ham hock and tatties

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

30 oysters, 15 whelks, 8 languistine, 50 cockles, 4 razor clams, 10 New Zealand mussels, 30 peri winkles, 4 crab claws, 2 tiger prawns and a freshly cooked lobster arranged like an authentic French fruit der mer. Electricute away, I'm going away a very, very happy.

Him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tatties beans and tinned corned beef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very long one!

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Sausage, egg, chips and beans with fresh bread. Mmmmmmm

You can't have eggs and beans on the same plate! Lol

'Cause you can Malcolm. Separate it with a sausage.

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By *ute Manchester SwingersCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

4 poppodums, chutney tray, paneer jalfrazi, egg pilau rice, peshwari naan, cucumber raita and a brew!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pizza followed by the most amazing chocolate cake.

Eve. X

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By *ovingittwo OP Couple
over a year ago

Norwich

"30 oysters, 15 whelks, 8 languistine, 50 cockles, 4 razor clams, 10 New Zealand mussels, 30 peri winkles, 4 crab claws, 2 tiger prawns and a freshly cooked lobster arranged like an authentic French fruit der mer. Electricute away, I'm going away a very, very happy.

Fucking lovely! X

Him.

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By *ovingittwo OP Couple
over a year ago

Norwich

"Sausage, egg, chips and beans with fresh bread. Mmmmmmm

You can't have eggs and beans on the same plate! Lol

'Cause you can Malcolm. Separate it with a sausage.

Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I probably wouldn't feel like eating.

But if I did then maybe a full English breakfast or Sunday roast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scrap food, a gallon of malt whisky. Who cares what happens next!

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

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over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

A massive great bowl of cum, why change the habit of a lifetime!

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

An all you can eat buffet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thousand year old egg? Done from fresh

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Fishfinger and chips with white bread....yum

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Pizza and garlic bread - as I can’t eat gluten being coeliac I could overdose on it without giving a Fuck haha

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Pizza and garlic bread - as I can’t eat gluten being coeliac I could overdose on it without giving a Fuck haha "

Garlic bread!!!!

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