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What is the stupidest sexual thing you believed as a teenager?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I don't know which friend came up with this stupid idea.

When we were about 15 we believed if you flicked your cigarette ash in a woman's alcoholic drink it made her feel sexy and want sex. At a party, we are all trying to discreetly get ash in the girl's drinks. Idiots lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not as a teen but a friend told me that you shouldn't rub up against fence posts as it made you pregnant... My mother still cries laughing whenever she tells that story...

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

blowing smoke at girl, means you fancy her - I was 12 at time, first one I did it to punched me and she was only 11 lol - we met up 10 years later and laughed about it, prior to us having sex - so in some way it worked lol - just took time lol

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

I was led to believe masturbating led to mental illness and blindness.

Not sure, but may be true in some cases.

Seem to rembember something about belly buttons and falling pregnant.

Anything about witchazel and batwing anyone?

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Not sure if this is off topic but until a few years ago at 41uears old.. I Allways thought a chicken had to get pregnant to lay eggs... It came about where my mate has a chicken in his garden and upon realising there was only one, I was confused for sometime why there wasn't 2...talking months!!! Then things clicked into place.. I get it now.. a chicken egg is a period...So doesn't need to be pregnant to lay an egg., I get it.

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

I beleive it to be egg but in cell form, the sea and warm mud pools were ovary the spawned the the first building blocks that led to more complex life forms that then developed a reproducton system. God was most probably intsrumental in cause and effect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shelly that lived across the field from us told me that....The only reason our house stood empty for so long was....There was a family in there that was murdered by the ghost of a clown that stands at the bottom of your bed with a huge knife while your asleep and my parents won't admit it as they didn't want to scare me....I didn't sleep for weeks and kept having nightmares.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shelly that lived across the field from us told me that....The only reason our house stood empty for so long was....There was a family in there that was murdered by the ghost of a clown that stands at the bottom of your bed with a huge knife while your asleep and my parents won't admit it as they didn't want to scare me....I didn't sleep for weeks and kept having nightmares."

Sorry I didn't read it said sexual thing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ve got to get the balls in, they love that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shelly that lived across the field from us told me that....The only reason our house stood empty for so long was....There was a family in there that was murdered by the ghost of a clown that stands at the bottom of your bed with a huge knife while your asleep and my parents won't admit it as they didn't want to scare me....I didn't sleep for weeks and kept having nightmares.

Sorry I didn't read it said sexual thing lol "

Still a good read though

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By *ownhamguyMan
over a year ago

Battle

I was lead to believe that a Chinese girls cunt goes sideways ??

I've found out that's not true ??

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By *issitCouple
over a year ago

Banbury

I thought that if you had sex you would catch aids and die. It was explained after a while that it wasn’t so, good job really as all of us would be dead multiple times!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You only get std’s from ugly girls.

You won’t get anyone pregnant if you pull out. (This eventually leads to not pulling out)

Sex with my then partners, will never get boring (hahahahahahhahahahaha 6 months later I always realized differently)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the woman goes on top she can't get pregnant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought Chinese girls had only hair on one side of their pussies ( the outside) lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now it’s H-

If someone came in a pool you could get pregnant swimming in it.

Boys don’t like girls who : smoke, drink, swear, aren’t thin, don’t dress properly lol

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By *uicyfruit3Man
over a year ago

portsmouth

The one I remember from secondary school was if a girl gave you a BJ and swallowed your cum, she could get pregnant in her stomach

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I was told never to look at a girl or I’d get her pregnant I’ve 43 kids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told I'd go blind omg I can still see just about oh chap what was that I've just tripped over, it's that bloody cat must check if she's OK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was told I'd go blind omg I can still see just about oh chap what was that I've just tripped over, it's that bloody cat must check if she's OK "
oh crap

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

That if you didnt "do it" for 15 minutes you wouldnt get pregnant

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Ever guys spunk was a different colour.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

That straight guys didn't fuck other guys....

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By *edHeadedFunWoman
over a year ago

Didsbury

Sex was evil....went to a Covent Grammer School run by Nuns

Where as now I know sex is anything but evil (maybe a little wicked on occasions) and in fact it's those bloody nuns that were evil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That real love exists and men don't cheat if they love u...rubbish

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

That people didn't like big fat arses ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That real love exists and men don't cheat if they love u...rubbish "

Oh, this one also, just a reverse with gender.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Fewer orgasms, with long durations between them, gives better sex.

Whereas a guy fucking you who hasn't cum in months may be the opposite, as it'll be over in seconds typically. I think it's another story to discourage evil wanking ot cheating.

L

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Women don’t enjoy sex, they just go along with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’ve got to get the balls in, they love that"

Hah, reminds me of the time my friend at the age of 12 asked his mum if you put the balls in too! haha

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By *ornyblue69Man
over a year ago

Wirral

That we are designed to be monogamous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That nobody found me attractive.

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district


"I was lead to believe that a Chinese girls cunt goes sideways ??

I've found out that's not true ??"

Yes, heard that one too when young. Later, a posting to Hong Kong led to a lot of research which totally disproved that!

She was told by a friend that you couldn't get pregnant if you were fucked when standing up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone cum in you if you poured /Pepsi in afterwards you couldn’t get pregnant

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By *elticgoddessTV/TS
over a year ago

Plumstead

That there was something wrong with me and that nobody would find me attractive because I like wearing lingerie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If someone cum in you if you poured /Pepsi in afterwards you couldn’t get pregnant "

Didn't work but tasted nice

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

That anal was boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told that if you anally fucked a girl and she became pregnant that she would have a backward child

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By *iercedyvonneTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

When we got checked at school for undescended testicles that if we got an erection the nurse would hit it with a spoon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know which friend came up with this stupid idea.

When we were about 15 we believed if you flicked your cigarette ash in a woman's alcoholic drink it made her feel sexy and want sex. At a party, we are all trying to discreetly get ash in the girl's drinks. Idiots lol. "
Not as a teen but at primary school, we would find used condoms in a back alley and believed girls took out their clitoris before sex and placed in a condom and then replaced after sex. Picking up used condoms to look for the clitoris was not an healthy past time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know which friend came up with this stupid idea.

When we were about 15 we believed if you flicked your cigarette ash in a woman's alcoholic drink it made her feel sexy and want sex. At a party, we are all trying to discreetly get ash in the girl's drinks. Idiots lol. Not as a teen but at primary school, we would find used condoms in a back alley and believed girls took out their clitoris before sex and placed in a condom and then replaced after sex. Picking up used condoms to look for the clitoris was not an healthy past time."

This is amazing!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Girls didn't like and think about sex as much as boys

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

I was taught at school that sex was between a man and a woman who love each other very much.

That's not always the case, of course... And leads to further believing that if you have sex with someone, you must love them or that if you love someone you must have sex. Really bad for understanding those raging teenage hormones. And it said nothing about sex between people of the same sex or more than two people in a scene.

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By *ungfunfellaMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

I believed if u rubbed ur cum into ur dick it makes it grow

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London

A girl at my uni was incredibly naive about sexual matters, so a few of us fed her a bunch of lies. One of the things she believed for ages was that if you swallowed a man’s cum it could survive the digestive process and get you pregnant when you pissed it out. Eventually her boyfriend came angrily looking for us after she told him the reason why she always made him wear a condom for oral.

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By *ndymanchester1Man
over a year ago

salford

stupidest sexual thing I believed as a teenager was I'd get laid before I was 16 old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got told you only had 100 loads of cum..after that it fell off.. wank 101 was a tense day I can tell ya

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

I thought a French letter was a letter from a French person?

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

I didn't, I read a lot of books and listened in sex education class.

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By *ute Manchester SwingersCouple
over a year ago

Manchester


"Got told you only had 100 loads of cum..after that it fell off.. wank 101 was a tense day I can tell ya"

Amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know which friend came up with this stupid idea.

When we were about 15 we believed if you flicked your cigarette ash in a woman's alcoholic drink it made her feel sexy and want sex. At a party, we are all trying to discreetly get ash in the girl's drinks. Idiots lol. Not as a teen but at primary school, we would find used condoms in a back alley and believed girls took out their clitoris before sex and placed in a condom and then replaced after sex. Picking up used condoms to look for the clitoris was not an healthy past time."

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By *ollymollWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

That I would get orgasms from having penetrative sex

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By *enWEcanCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I didn't, I read a lot of books and listened in sex education class."

But never got laid

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By *enWEcanCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I was taught at school that sex was between a man and a woman who love each other very much.

That's not always the case, of course... And leads to further believing that if you have sex with someone, you must love them or that if you love someone you must have sex. Really bad for understanding those raging teenage hormones. And it said nothing about sex between people of the same sex or more than two people in a scene. "

But yet millions of people had the same educational experience as you. But they figured out with out being told that what you enjoy during sex and who you enjoy it with is personal to you.

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By *enWEcanCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"That real love exists and men don't cheat if they love u...rubbish "

Men and women cheat, but if they love the person they’re with, they do not cheat. If they cheat they only thought they were in love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blow on a girls neck and she will instantly want to have sex.

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By *ncutgemMan
over a year ago

Bath ish

Mast e bation makes you go blind or deaf HELLO I SAID ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mast e bation makes you go blind or deaf HELLO I SAID ....

"
blind it makes you go blind

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"I thought that if you had sex you would catch aids and die. It was explained after a while that it wasn’t so, good job really as all of us would be dead multiple times!"

Some on here still believe that if you bareback 6 times you die do don't feel bad about that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got married at 16 to a man who was incredibly boring and selfish in bed. I was 21 before I realised oral sex was a thing

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate


"I believed if u rubbed ur cum into ur dick it makes it grow "

Well if I rub another man’s cum on my dick it makes me shoot a big load lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A girl at my uni was incredibly naive about sexual matters, so a few of us fed her a bunch of lies. One of the things she believed for ages was that if you swallowed a man’s cum it could survive the digestive process and get you pregnant when you pissed it out. Eventually her boyfriend came angrily looking for us after she told him the reason why she always made him wear a condom for oral. "

Reading that has made my evening!

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