FabSwingers.com forum: What’s the largest /strangest thing you have had up your arse or pussy

By *eds1 OP Man
over a year ago

Salisbury

Thinking of buying a butt plug and just wonder what other things have been use and how big

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

A geranium x

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

My head.

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

My bosses boot for sending too much time on here.

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

I once lost a butt plug up my bum, took me half hour to get it out. Thought I'd have to make one of those embarrassing trips to A&E!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thinking of buying a butt plug and just wonder what other things have been use and how big"

A cock, size variable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 7" dildo, but it wasn't particularly thick. I've also used a butt plug, which is easier to keep in. Each time when wanking. The muscle contractions when I cum are out of this world.

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

A small vibrator up my ass, couldn’t get out rattled every time I sat on bog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Takes me, Bubbles, back to my days as an Operating Theatre Nurse, and some of the things I saw...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A geranium x "

Lovely x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A small vibrator up my ass, couldn’t get out rattled every time I sat on bog "

Be a nightmare trying to sneak up on anyone, they’d always hear you coming!

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By *irl1234xxxWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

My ex’s cock. That was a weird looking thing, and not big enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ex’s cock. That was a weird looking thing, and not big enough."

Damn, no guy wants to hear that about his cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strangest was ginger..

It was not good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The smallest strangest thing was....My ex bfs willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I assume it wasn't the guy in your profile pics ??.as he is fairly LARGE !!.

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marrow and butternut squash only 3 of the 5 left to do in one day now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I assume it wasn't the guy in your profile pics ??.as he is fairly LARGE !!.

LOL "

No lol that's my friends bf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife used to be a nurse and she told me about a guy coming to hospital with a vacuum cleaner nozzle up his arse, and another with a lamp bulb!!! True

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was this one time, at bandcamp.......

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By *izzy69Man
over a year ago

London

"Strangest was ginger..

It was not good!"

A ginger bloke or the root vegetable?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Multiple things:

Butt Plug

Vibrator - many different shapes and sizes

Dildo - many different shapes and sizes

Anal Beads

Beer Bottle

Weighted Balls

Fingers

Tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strangest was ginger..

It was not good!

A ginger bloke or the root vegetable?

The root, oh my people do that for fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strangest was ginger..

It was not good!

A ginger bloke or the root vegetable?

The root, oh my people do that for fun!"

Sounds like it might sting

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

A condom

I wasn't able to retrieve it until the following day....

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By *izzy69Man
over a year ago

London

"Strangest was ginger..

It was not good!

A ginger bloke or the root vegetable?

The root, oh my people do that for fun!"

It'll be garlic and chillies next. Eek!

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By *lli_sissyTV/TS
over a year ago

Cambridge

Oddest thing... large play mobile spade i found in a draw when i was 17 and wondered if something up there felt nice...

Largest, thick 8-9in dildo... seems that 2in spade handle has a lot to answer for...

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By *eviationMan
over a year ago

Brynamman

A metre of chain when i stood up gravity took over WOW it felt good as it slipped out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strangest was ginger..

It was not good!

A ginger bloke or the root vegetable?

The root, oh my people do that for fun!

Sounds like it might sting

It did, never again!

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

Plastic dildo 12.5" long, 4.5" girth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bobbong turtle?

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By *ertsguy2000Man
over a year ago

hertford

"Strangest was ginger..

It was not good!

A ginger bloke or the root vegetable?

The root, oh my people do that for fun!

Sounds like it might sting

It did, never again!"

Called figging I believe, ouch...

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By *issitCouple
over a year ago

Banbury

Lemon juicer is the strangest in my pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Multiple things:

Butt Plug

Vibrator - many different shapes and sizes

Dildo - many different shapes and sizes

Anal Beads

Beer Bottle

Weighted Balls

Fingers

Tongue

What? All at the same time!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

22 inch double ender....no I didnt take it all...just about half

Thick 8inch dildo

Multiple toys

Only once or twice a real cock and they were never good.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Several cocks

A 9 inch dildo

A large but plug, that was a big too big as it was uncomfortable to stand up straight with it in me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strangest was ginger..

It was not good!

A ginger bloke or the root vegetable?

The root, oh my people do that for fun!"
At what point did you think it would be good!???

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By *ixieUKMan
over a year ago

MORDEN

I entertained my ex wife with a chilli pepper... she came for England with it

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By *quekywheelMan
over a year ago

zooport

"Lemon juicer is the strangest in my pussy."

Are you taking the pith? Lol

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By *dtanyaTV/TS
over a year ago

gallowayshire

A concrete vibrating tool

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Largest, well a rather large hand/fist

Strangest, a chunk of root ginger

I enjoyed both immensely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Largest, well a rather large hand/fist

Strangest, a chunk of root ginger

I enjoyed both immensely

A hand with chillis on it.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Largest, well a rather large hand/fist

Strangest, a chunk of root ginger

I enjoyed both immensely

A hand with chillis on it.

Chilli oil on your clit is quite a nice sensation too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Largest, well a rather large hand/fist

Strangest, a chunk of root ginger

I enjoyed both immensely

A hand with chillis on it.

Chilli oil on your clit is quite a nice sensation too"

Food items can be very good. I once cooked someone a meal using the veg we had used on her. Not in her arse obviously

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By *uicylucy19Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

I was on shift at the hospital when someone came in to have an aubergine removed.

He felt like making ratatouille in the buff at 1am on a Sunday morning and slipped. Apparently. He’d tried to remove it himself using a knitting needle....

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By *iking67Man
over a year ago

BP Auckland

Is it strange that my answer is nothing...

Would like to try a tongue or small finger though.

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By *ilfymarriedWoman
over a year ago

chatham

"I was on shift at the hospital when someone came in to have an aubergine removed.

He felt like making ratatouille in the buff at 1am on a Sunday morning and slipped. Apparently. He’d tried to remove it himself using a knitting needle...."
it's an easy accident to have hun lol I had similar with a cucumber it snapped off and was nite mare to get out I had to endure two orgasm s as my fuck bud tried for ages he didn't use knitting needle thou last time I make a cucumber sandwich naked lol xx

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I was on shift at the hospital when someone came in to have an aubergine removed.

He felt like making ratatouille in the buff at 1am on a Sunday morning and slipped. Apparently. He’d tried to remove it himself using a knitting needle.... it's an easy accident to have hun lol I had similar with a cucumber it snapped off and was nite mare to get out I had to endure two orgasm s as my fuck bud tried for ages he didn't use knitting needle thou last time I make a cucumber sandwich naked lol xx"

I definitely need to pop over for afternoon tea at your house...

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By *cottishcockMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Cock

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By *ohncukMan
over a year ago

london

Before I had toys I used to make things to use, more than 5 golf balls taped together in line was a challenge!!!

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By *ohncukMan
over a year ago

london

I’d recommend ice cubes to a beginner

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Baseball bat

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

my arm up a guy's arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vibrator, cock, fingers, screwdriver handle, neck of a beer bottle, anything i can really .

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

My FwB took my biggest Mr Ed pony cock extension toy up her pussy was an amazing sight to behold her bouncing up and down on it. Picture of toy 7 December 2016 in my profile.

No pictures of her riding it will have to remember to take some next time.

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By *ilfymarriedWoman
over a year ago

chatham

"I was on shift at the hospital when someone came in to have an aubergine removed.

I definitely need to pop over for afternoon tea at your house...

If you do you'd best bring a nice big bottle of wine to he he x

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By *YC SausageMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

A big toe in a jacuzzi, only thing ever been even close to my arse!

81Lexi you’ve got a lot to answer!!!!

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By *ingle Dad SeekingMan
over a year ago

Northern England

"A geranium x "

Only yesterday, I was in Lidl, and I happened upon a bunch of gladioli. I picked them up and spontaneously started singing "Abandoned bicycle on a hillside desolate...."

Just saying.

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

My ex husband

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

"My ex husband

Was he a big boy down there then?

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By *omvampmMan
over a year ago

gillingham

"I was on shift at the hospital when someone came in to have an aubergine removed.

I definitely need to pop over for afternoon tea at your house...

If you do you'd best bring a nice big bottle of wine to he he x"

I'd bring two xx

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

Two cocks...Not in both holes at the same though

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By *illy big bolloxMan
over a year ago

Newark

A water melon,that makes your eyes water

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By *issitCouple
over a year ago

Banbury

Done dvp and loved it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strangest was a wall mounted bathroom hook in Spanish hotel room (see October2016 pic), largest was a big sure deodorant can, nice shape, but needed a bit of prep and patience (see Pic below one above)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my ex

Stranger or largest?!

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By *hezuMan
over a year ago

East London

This is scary

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By *wobirds300Couple
over a year ago

Colchester

a cucumber up in ass...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A courgette. My then gf put a show on for me then said it was my turn...

She wanked me off whilst ass fucking me with the courgette.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a cucumber up in ass..."

Done this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strangest was a wall mounted bathroom hook in Spanish hotel room (see October2016 pic), largest was a big sure deodorant can, nice shape, but needed a bit of prep and patience (see Pic below one above)"

Had to have a look just to understand what you meant by wall mounted bathroom hook. Now I’ve seen it. i can’t see another use for it, it looks like it was intended to be used in this way!

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

4 fingers and a thumb xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had to have a look just to understand what you meant by wall mounted bathroom hook. Now I’ve seen it. i can’t see another use for it, it looks like it was intended to be used in this way!"

Too small for my liking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had to have a look just to understand what you meant by wall mounted bathroom hook. Now I’ve seen it. i can’t see another use for it, it looks like it was intended to be used in this way!"

My thoughts exactly, that was 3yrs ago and i still can't work out what else it was there for!!

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