FabSwingers.com forum: Old porn magazines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've an old stash of porn magazines. Mainly escort and fiesta...... from the days when I was a bit of a wanker..

The problem I have is how do I dispose of them. I'm scared that my wheelie bin will fall as they lift it onto the wagon and all my crusty mags are there for the whole street to see.

If I recycle it would have to be a midnight mission like some dirty old maaaan.

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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago

North West

I sell stuff like that on eBay but the titles you can sell are restricted to about 4 mainstream ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Really. So I may have a few quid in them. Cheers. Some classic stories in them. Shame to chuck them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's why they invented bushes, it was an early for of recycling and a rite of passage for every adolescent boy in the '80s.

Im sure everyone over 40 remembers the location in their town where you could find someones discarded stash in the "Magic Pornography Bush"

I told a millennial that story, he thought it was a dirty Enid Blighton novel

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By *heshire DilfMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

I remember me and my mates stumbling across a box full of jazz mags as a teenager. We thought we'd won the lottery. Porn was pretty inaccessible back then and so it really was a gold mine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's why they invented bushes, it was an early for of recycling and a rite of passage for every adolescent boy in the '80s.

Im sure everyone over 40 remembers the location in their town where you could find someones discarded stash in the "Magic Pornography Bush"

I told a millennial that story, he thought it was a dirty Enid Blighton novel

Love it. Your not wrong mind. Used to go crazy as a young teen when I found mags in the magical town Bush. Oohh the memories,

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By *haneleviMan
over a year ago

Kidderminster

Hahaha bet those pages are sticking togeather.

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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago

North West

I buy them from auctions so there’s an idea to sell them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hahaha bet those pages are sticking togeather.

Only a couple of the pages are stuck the ones where the stories were very interesting haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hahaha bet those pages are sticking togeather.

Only a couple of the pages are stuck the ones where the stories were very interesting haha"

I remember my naive mate claiming they pasted them together so we couldn't see them

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By *haneleviMan
over a year ago

Kidderminster

"Hahaha bet those pages are sticking togeather.

Only a couple of the pages are stuck the ones where the stories were very interesting haha

I remember my naive mate claiming they pasted them together so we couldn't see them"

Haha yeah the story always makes for more sticky pages aye. Paste haaa. Sometimes aa thick as suppsoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in halls at Loughborough university in 1994.

During one of the holidays they used to have conferences.

I returned after the break to find a holdall full of porn.

This was before the internet and like you say, porn was hard to find so this was a fantastic treasure trove of fun.

I used to lend them out to mates. Any sticky pages and they would be barred

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Keep them, they're very nostalgic. You'll regret it once their gone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Keep them, they're very nostalgic. You'll regret it once their gone."

I know I was just flicking through them. Escort magazine was awesome haha

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By *lowmeagainMan
over a year ago

dorchester

Take them to charity shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember the thrill of finding my older brother's stash of Fiesta , Knave and Penthouse magazines. The stories were brilliant.

I still have an old "locked" briefcase at the back of my wardrobe with a few in. So much more enjoyable than internet porn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's why they invented bushes, it was an early for of recycling and a rite of passage for every adolescent boy in the '80s.

Im sure everyone over 40 remembers the location in their town where you could find someones discarded stash in the "Magic Pornography Bush"

I told a millennial that story, he thought it was a dirty Enid Blighton novel

As I read this post I was thinking exactly this. How awesome it was to have a good old bush find. It was amazing how regularly it used to happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the 80's you often used to find porn in bushes.

And vice versa

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By *arkside2698Man
over a year ago

luton

It's why we have so much obesity these days, especially in young people. We used to spend hours walking trying to find the holy grail in a bush. Now they just sit there searching the net!

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate

"It's why we have so much obesity these days, especially in young people. We used to spend hours walking trying to find the holy grail in a bush. Now they just sit there searching the net! "

And sticky pages rather than sticky keyboards lol - I guess the sticky pages were an early form of cum tribute lol There was a lot of satisfaction in emptying your nuts literally over a good pic lol

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

Scan them on a printer save them on a memory stick. Then sell em.

Donate them to a museum. Incinerate them.

Tear out the pages and paste em all over the village.

Make a space rocket and send em into space.

Car boot sale, under the bonnet material.

Make Papier mashe ornaments, cover various of items of household goods, table mats, lamp shades and sell em.

Wall paper the shed, in n out.

Find the models in them, visit them and give it back, say hi here's your porn back, thanks.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Put them in someone else's recycling bin !

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Put them in someone else's bin , problem solved ,

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

The first time I ever saw a pussy..and I don't mean cat.

Was when I was 11 and came across a discarded mag. It gave me concerns as I looked nothing like the pic ..I'm over it now

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Don't be apussy stick em in the bin

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Scan them on a printer save them on a memory stick. Then sell em.

Donate them to a museum. Incinerate them.

Tear out the pages and paste em all over the village.

Make a space rocket and send em into space.

Car boot sale, under the bonnet material.

Make Papier mashe ornaments, cover various of items of household goods, table mats, lamp shades and sell em.

Wall paper the shed, in n out.

Find the models in them, visit them and give it back, say hi here's your porn back, thanks.

Make Papier mashe ornaments..that's a money maker if ever I've heard one

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By *untimes6969Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Happy memories!!

"That's why they invented bushes, it was an early for of recycling and a rite of passage for every adolescent boy in the '80s.

Im sure everyone over 40 remembers the location in their town where you could find someones discarded stash in the "Magic Pornography Bush"

I told a millennial that story, he thought it was a dirty Enid Blighton novel

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By *iercedyvonneTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

There are websites that sell them so I assume they also buy them too.

I looked for my first ever mag but couldn't find it. It was Razzle and had a blonde centerfold with white lingerie and I think she was lying on straw. I think it might have had the headline "Daves dreamgirl"

I'd pay good money for that now although part of me worries that I'd look at the girl now and not feel the same as I did when a teenager.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I can remember a stall in a flea market in Amsterdam (where else!) That had piles of what looked like third or even fourth hand wank wags.

I think you'd have had to crack open the pages before you could crack one off!

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By *arkb73Man
over a year ago

Cheshire/Staffs

Stick them in the hedge - has to be done!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put them in someone else's recycling bin !"

They are in the neighbour's bin.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Put them in someone else's recycling bin !

They are in the neighbour's bin. "

Haha good work

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By *unscot44Man
over a year ago

Stepps (Glasgow)

ah makes me feel nostalgic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just bought a couple off ebay...

one an old swingers contact mag

The other a readers wives thing

The covers are hilarious... we are going to frame them (no kids our house has lots of 'artwork'etc)..

So, sell em OP.... Think ours were about a tenna each IIRC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh there use to be a few book stores in manchester where you could buy and sell.

First one I found was knave and a contact mag.

Wish I had all the mags I had ever bought.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just bought a couple off ebay...

one an old swingers contact mag

The other a readers wives thing

The covers are hilarious... we are going to frame them (no kids our house has lots of 'artwork'etc)..

So, sell em OP.... Think ours were about a tenna each IIRC"

A tenner each. I've a few . More than 40 I'd say.

Probably a few people off this site in some of them

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By *exy Sarah and MichaelCouple
over a year ago

Torquay

I love putting our sex toy recycling in the shared bins !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love putting our sex toy recycling in the shared bins !!"

Sounds fun

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By *ambsLad2Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

My father in law found his recycle bin full of male interest magazines one week. I think that despite him protesting that they were not his, everyone retained an element of doubt.

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