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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On the subject of length and girth.... Men (or women) What is the official way of measurement? Is it the topside (from hilt to tip) or underside from Scrotum to tip?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the subject of length and girth.... Men (or women) What is the official way of measurement? Is it the topside (from hilt to tip) or underside from Scrotum to tip? "

I'm really dying to see the answers to this question...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On the subject of length and girth.... Men (or women) What is the official way of measurement? Is it the topside (from hilt to tip) or underside from Scrotum to tip?

I'm really dying to see the answers to this question...

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Thanks a sensible question.....Over to you lot.......

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London

Like it matters!

However, if you’re really bothered....

Place your measuring device at base of your hard-on where it attaches to the pelvis. Press into the pubic bone as far as you can, until you hit against the bone. Measure from the here to the end of the tip.

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By *irty_DeedsMan
over a year ago

Teesside

I'd say pubic bone to tip on the top.

Though, with some of the claimed sizes on here it may be from the arsehole to the tip!

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London

Measure girth around the fullest part

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I measure by how much it stretches my lips or if I have to pucker up!! Xx

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"I measure by how much it stretches my lips or if I have to pucker up!! Xx "

This. O so this

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By *opman1111Man
over a year ago

belfast

Just keep measuring until you achieve 9 inches, as that seems to be the average cock on the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fans official measuring instrument seems to be a sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just keep measuring until you achieve 9 inches, as that seems to be the average cock on the forums "

True, I measured mine twice to make the grade!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a steel ruler or measuring tape. Put it in the freezer so that the metal contracts, giving you those vital extra mm.

Fever Tree is not responsible for freezer burnt tackle or the fact that a cold metal ruler against your pride and joy will cause it to contract by inches...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to get the OH on this thread! LOL

Great tips, guys!

N x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure you cock is hard enought and try to force your way in into a watermelon. When you are balls deep, take your shaft off of it and poor some water.

Wait 5 minutes and drink it.

You won't know the size of your cock but it will refresh your throat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make sure you cock is hard enought and try to force your way in into a watermelon. When you are balls deep, take your shaft off of it and poor some water.

Wait 5 minutes and drink it.

You won't know the size of your cock but it will refresh your throat. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From the ankle to the belly button, then add three inches.

Also, anyone else think it's odd guys still measure in inches? Metric baby, 18cm sounds more impressive than 7inches.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just keep measuring until you achieve 9 inches, as that seems to be the average cock on the forums "

Hmm lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Make sure you cock is hard enought and try to force your way in into a watermelon. When you are balls deep, take your shaft off of it and poor some water.

Wait 5 minutes and drink it.

You won't know the size of your cock but it will refresh your throat. "

Who gave you that advice? Weird

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Make sure you cock is hard enought and try to force your way in into a watermelon. When you are balls deep, take your shaft off of it and poor some water.

Wait 5 minutes and drink it.

You won't know the size of your cock but it will refresh your throat.

Actually I’ll pop down to B&Q they’ll give me accurate advice on measurement

Who gave you that advice? Weird "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make sure you cock is hard enought and try to force your way in into a watermelon. When you are balls deep, take your shaft off of it and poor some water.

Wait 5 minutes and drink it.

You won't know the size of your cock but it will refresh your throat.

Actually I’ll pop down to B&Q they’ll give me accurate advice on measurement

Who gave you that advice? Weird "

This

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