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A Funny Fact About Yourself?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have met and seen a few profiles on fab and have been pleasantly surprised with some funny facts of friends, weather it be their job, their biggest misconception, or having a third nipple? sleep walking, or erectile disfunction, or something that went badly wrong, or a party trick???... lol

Do you have a funny facts about yourself or your partner you wish t share?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only one? I have one leg longer than the other.

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By *ugartitsandhimCouple
over a year ago

North West

Mr D has one testical that hangs lower than the other

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only one? I have one leg longer than the other."
wow... thats cool haha and go on you can let us know as man you have

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mr D has one testical that hangs lower than the other "

thats the most perfect smiley face for that quote... haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am actually normal.

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

I hardly ever turn to the left..(even though im left handed)..opting to do 3/4 of a circle in the opposite direction most times..

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By *appyTrancerMan
over a year ago

Bristol


"Mr D has one testical that hangs lower than the other "

Oooh, me too!

I beat an entire village of WI ladies in a cake baking competition when I was 10.

*HT*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only one? I have one leg longer than the other."

bet you're good at walking around mountains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes...i turn on the TV for my children to watch i-carly or victorious.....then a while later i realise that they have gone upstairs and i am sat watching it by myself

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By *r AntrimMan
over a year ago

lisburn

Mrs A grinds her teeth..loudly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't got any eyebrows, I don't have any hairs on my legs and very few on my arms

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By *weet DevilMan
over a year ago

dukinfield

ive appeared on lots of tv quiz shows and won loads

plus met the queen at buckingham palace

been sucked off by a celbrity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mrs A grinds her teeth..loudly "

Oi! About yourself, not yer missus!!!

If you wanna start that game, then I would say Mr A is a human lemming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can dislocate my fingers......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny fact about myself: I am a real life clown. I have silly hair, a big red nose, no fashion sense and I really know how to annoy people with my unfunny humour

Anyone fancy a quick honk?

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By *r AntrimMan
over a year ago

lisburn


"Mrs A grinds her teeth..loudly

Oi! About yourself, not yer missus!!!

If you wanna start that game, then I would say Mr A is a human lemming "
lmao xxxxx

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall


"I can dislocate my fingers...... "

Wow coincidence... I can dislocate other peoples fingers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hardly ever turn to the left..(even though im left handed)..opting to do 3/4 of a circle in the opposite direction most times.. "

Oh god, I do that lol

Although I am right handed, I hardly ever turn to the right

Question is: which one of us is in the right side of their mind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can dislocate my fingers......

Wow coincidence... I can dislocate other peoples fingers... "

*makes personal notes on profile*

"do NOT upset unless you like 'hurty' fingers"

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West


"I hardly ever turn to the left..(even though im left handed)..opting to do 3/4 of a circle in the opposite direction most times..

Oh god, I do that lol

Although I am right handed, I hardly ever turn to the right

Question is: which one of us is in the right side of their mind? "

Im glad its not just me then!! lol...a night out with you would be fun..we would run circles around each other!!..

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Didnt realize i was knock kneed until i was in my 40's and developed athritis in the "deformed" bone. I just thought noone could put there legs together from the knees downlol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I can walk on my hands

Oh and I can wiggle my ears......not at the same time as walking on my hands though....too much to concentrate on and id end up falling on my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My arms have no business being as long as they are.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mr D has one testical that hangs lower than the other

Oooh, me too!

I beat an entire village of WI ladies in a cake baking competition when I was 10.

*HT*"

hahahahahahahah i would so hide that... lol well done mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can walk on my hands

Oh and I can wiggle my ears......not at the same time as walking on my hands though....too much to concentrate on and id end up falling on my head "

all this I've got to see lol prove it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can dislocate my fingers......

Wow coincidence... I can dislocate other peoples fingers... "

hahahahahahahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My right earlobe is longer than my left , sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been given a round of applause by the actor John Hurt while playing a song I had written.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm no longer allowed to do that to other people.....am just keeping in practice......

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"I can walk on my hands

Oh and I can wiggle my ears......not at the same time as walking on my hands though....too much to concentrate on and id end up falling on my head

all this I've got to see lol prove it lol "

You're on!........when you've told a funny fact about you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I can't burp lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't burp lol "

pardon?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"I can't burp lol "

oooerrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

hahahahah okay look at me funny now... i see i see... i was okay with your ones lol... haha

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"hahahahah okay look at me funny now... i see i see... i was okay with your ones lol... haha "

I love your one........just a bit concerned about your health thats all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mrs A grinds her teeth..loudly "

Is she running at Cheltenham this year?

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