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Worst (funniest) excuse!!

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By *evonheaven OP   Couple
over a year ago

exeter

Hi all, just wondering what the funniest excuse you have had for a no-show is...

We had a guy 30 mins before meet time phone and say, "sorry I forgot it's my birthday"!

Any better? Just for the giggle factor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my fave one was the guy who text me 5 mins after we was supposed to be meeting, so im stood at the train station waiting for him to come pick me up as arranged, and he said

sorry theres been a change of plan, im meeting someone else now so i not be coming tro fetch you

so i got back on the train and went home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my fave one was the guy who text me 5 mins after we was supposed to be meeting, so im stood at the train station waiting for him to come pick me up as arranged, and he said

sorry theres been a change of plan, im meeting someone else now so i not be coming tro fetch you

so i got back on the train and went home "

I love really considerate people like that, it really makes my day...

...not. I'd be livid!

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just leaving the house to meet another couple at their place. Phone rings "Sorry we have to cancel as we forgot that we put the car up for sale in Exchange and Mart!" You figure that one as we cant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We haven't had any not turn up but we did have a couple ring saying they would be late as they had lost their car as in not remembering where they parked it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got a puncher ,changed the wheel a got another one ,then my wife had to come out with the spare that she took out of the boot, how did you manage to ghane the wheel first time mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my fave one was the guy who text me 5 mins after we was supposed to be meeting, so im stood at the train station waiting for him to come pick me up as arranged, and he said

sorry theres been a change of plan, im meeting someone else now so i not be coming tro fetch you

so i got back on the train and went home "

utterly disgraceful! why even look for a meet once you have got one arrange. I personally wouldnt look for a meet if i had arranged one. and if i did get an offer, i would defer it to another day. totally out of order. this is why there should be a name and shame thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting in a pub waiting for meet to turn up he rings to say can't make it....reason: has to take cat to the vets

my pussy needed sorting too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She slipped in shower and broke shoulder while shaving pussy.only thing, poor woman was not lying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She slipped in shower and broke shoulder while shaving pussy.only thing, poor woman was not lying."

Oooh nasty!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Sitting in a pub waiting for meet to turn up he rings to say can't make it....reason: has to take cat to the vets

my pussy needed sorting too! "

I postponed a meet cos my cat had fractured his pelvis and was in a cage in the front room t'other week and I didn't want a stranger in the house to maybe upset him....he's still in the cage, but much brighter so the meet is back on tomoz

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Still think the best one ive ever read on here was the guy who fell and locked himself in the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a meet arranged with a couple. We sent them a message to confirm everything was sorted that eve regarding Childcare etc.

The male half of the couple sent a message saying they couldn't make it because she had got her period.

The female half of the couple sent a message cancelling the meet (at exactly the same time as him) because he was stuck at work.

We are guessing they hadn't discussed their excuses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still think the best one ive ever read on here was the guy who fell and locked himself in the fridge"

PMSFL!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a meet cancel an hour before meeting. His parents neighbour had died wtf I have a black dress and matching undies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still think the best one ive ever read on here was the guy who fell and locked himself in the fridge"

That one had to be a fab classic.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Still think the best one ive ever read on here was the guy who fell and locked himself in the fridge

That one had to be a fab classic. "

bet he got the cold shoulder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still think the best one ive ever read on here was the guy who fell and locked himself in the fridge"

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That can be so dangerous how did he get out to call you? Us he still in there?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"She slipped in shower and broke shoulder while shaving pussy.only thing, poor woman was not lying."
should have reported her to the rspca

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Still think the best one ive ever read on here was the guy who fell and locked himself in the fridge

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That can be so dangerous how did he get out to call you? Us he still in there?"

It wasnt me it happened to, someone put it up when a similar thread was up before.

But what i never worked out was, if he was locked in all night how he managed to get himself out in the morning and how come he wasnt dead lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Still think the best one ive ever read on here was the guy who fell and locked himself in the fridge

That one had to be a fab classic. "

I knew you remembered it as well laine, think there is only us two that do lol. Had me weeping with laughter every time i thought about it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still think the best one ive ever read on here was the guy who fell and locked himself in the fridge

That one had to be a fab classic.

I knew you remembered it as well laine, think there is only us two that do lol. Had me weeping with laughter every time i thought about it lol"

Thanks for reminding me though .... avvin a laff all over again..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite was a meet had been arranged early last year in a pub first to see if we clicked and then back to theres. Just parking up on pub car park as always like to get there abit early, when I get a txt saying hiya sorry cant make tonight now as have to go pick one of the kids up from Uni in Scotland long story but locked out of halls residence dee daa dee daa dee daa needs come home for week end.

Well im there now aint I so I thinks sod it will have a quick pint now before going home. 10mins later low and behold in walks the said cpl who do not see me sat at one side. Drinks ordered when he takes a phone call from my last min replacment whos just around the corner and asking for directions.

So I waits until they are all present and correct before going to the bar for a second drink, of course as I dont drink and drive.

She spotts me at once and the look on her face was well priceless and worth it I can tell you. As she tried to turn away he then clicks on who I am. Before they have chance to say a thing I just say blimmin hell I must say you two look great for your age dont you wow wee I would never have guessed you had a son in his late forties and I must say you have made great time to get to Scotland and back in half an hour weres the hellicopter parked then. With that I turn to my replacment and say welcome back from uni m8 best of luck ill go home now im not needed after getting a txt just as I was parking up

I walked out the place and went home. Needless to say they blocked me lol. Not all cpls are the same I no but I must say it deffo put me off meeting copls for a good while after that

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Have a few to chose from including one who cancelled as he had been invited to a gang bang instead. Why have one when he could have several he said.

Another was when I text a meet to say I had arrived at the pub to get one back saying sorry, I have to go to work!. I rang him and he said they had rung him 15 mins before and he was sorting out some keys. Never crossed his mind to call or text me!

Another was a guy I travelled across Birmingham to meet at a pub. Met him, was having first drink when the 3rd phone call he took was apparently one of his work colleagues who had just been arrested for d*unk driving asking him to come and pick up the van. At least he dropped me back at the train station but asked for a bj while he waited with me for the train!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still think the best one ive ever read on here was the guy who fell and locked himself in the fridge"

that has to be a lie, you just wouldnt admit to that would you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still think the best one ive ever read on here was the guy who fell and locked himself in the fridge

that has to be a lie, you just wouldnt admit to that would you lol"

Take it every one was chilled out about it then?

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By *hooter McGavinMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Sitting in a pub waiting for meet to turn up he rings to say can't make it....reason: has to take cat to the vets

my pussy needed sorting too! "

what a wanker, your pussy had a lot greater need, pussy "cats" are a "i do what i want when i want animal lol" like the guy before said you shold have a name and shame section

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows


"Had a meet cancel an hour before meeting. His parents neighbour had died wtf I have a black dress and matching undies "

Put the dress over your arm and knock on my door in the undies xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl,Nowt like giving you the cold shoulder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a couple cancel,because they were all of a sudden splitting up.So she rings me 10 mins later and says if you want too i'll send him yours and you can fuck him.I told her to fuck off i wasnt not that desperate.Cheeky mare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a meet cancel an hour before meeting. His parents neighbour had died wtf I have a black dress and matching undies

Put the dress over your arm and knock on my door in the undies xx"

What instead of opening the door to you when your naked you mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best one we had "Cant come as got a new car and dont want to park it where it may get scratched".......mmm Ok

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

we had one recently who told us they couldnt come as their muck spreader had broken down now you kind of hope that was a genuine excuse either way we had a giggle

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