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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Okay bit of a weird one here that I've not seen covered in other posts.

I met a lovely couple over the weekend and during play whilst hubby was recording the event Mrs commented that my cock was really very heavy. The weight of Little Bigpaul78 is not something I'd ever considered before and it got me wondering, am I alone in this? Has anyone ever had similar feedback?

I get we all come in different sizes but I'd assumed all members of my size (she has a preference for the girthier gentleman) would at least be in the same ball park weight wise.

Discus...

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Get the scales out then...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yeah, been trying to figure out the physics of that since it happened.

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

Tried weighing my boobs once!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How heavy were they?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay bit of a weird one here that I've not seen covered in other posts.

I met a lovely couple over the weekend and during play whilst hubby was recording the event Mrs commented that my cock was really very heavy. The weight of Little Bigpaul78 is not something I'd ever considered before and it got me wondering, am I alone in this? Has anyone ever had similar feedback?

I get we all come in different sizes but I'd assumed all members of my size (she has a preference for the girthier gentleman) would at least be in the same ball park weight wise.

Discus... "
put the food scales on a table 850 mm optimum height then stand above the scales resting the limp penis in a downward spiral in the small pot of the scales move gingerly or get your mum to read the scales if you can't see them

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Yeah, been trying to figure out the physics of that since it happened. "

Actually what you need is a bowl of water, filled to the brim, pop your cock in carefully (make it warm water so you don't jump) then measure how much water you displaced, convert mls to mgs and you've got the weight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah, been trying to figure out the physics of that since it happened.

Actually what you need is a bowl of water, filled to the brim, pop your cock in carefully (make it warm water so you don't jump) then measure how much water you displaced, convert mls to mgs and you've got the weight "

Never thought to look to Greek antiquity for the answer, Eureka!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I should rest them on the Mrs chin see what she thinks hmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay bit of a weird one here that I've not seen covered in other posts.

I met a lovely couple over the weekend and during play whilst hubby was recording the event Mrs commented that my cock was really very heavy. The weight of Little Bigpaul78 is not something I'd ever considered before and it got me wondering, am I alone in this? Has anyone ever had similar feedback?

I get we all come in different sizes but I'd assumed all members of my size (she has a preference for the girthier gentleman) would at least be in the same ball park weight wise.

Discus... "

Are you talking about your cock in the third person ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's been in more than three people

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Okay. Never leave me bored at work with a jug and a calculator.

For the record, 13.16oz which is broadly the same as three quarter pounders.

Can you put a single body part on a diet?

I weigh 14 Stone, does that mean 0.5% of my entire body weight is cock?

Swinging mathematicians more than welcome.

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

What's that in metric?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's that in metric?"

373.07972g....approx...

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Okay bit of a weird one here that I've not seen covered in other posts.

I met a lovely couple over the weekend and during play whilst hubby was recording the event Mrs commented that my cock was really very heavy. The weight of Little Bigpaul78 is not something I'd ever considered before and it got me wondering, am I alone in this? Has anyone ever had similar feedback?

I get we all come in different sizes but I'd assumed all members of my size (she has a preference for the girthier gentleman) would at least be in the same ball park weight wise.

Discus... put the food scales on a table 850 mm optimum height then stand above the scales resting the limp penis in a downward spiral in the small pot of the scales move gingerly or get your mum to read the scales if you can't see them "

Oh my god. I'm in bits after reading that lol hahahaha

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"What's that in metric?

373.07972g....approx... "

I'm glad you only went with the approximation..

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hang on tho! There's an important variable...flaccid or engorged!?

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By *est Wales WifeCouple
over a year ago

Near Carmarthen


"

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Brings a whole new meaning to 'having her pound of flesh'

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I was amazed the first time I held another man's hard cock just how heavy it was.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hang on tho! There's an important variable...flaccid or engorged!?"

Engorged, I'm good but I'm not that good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Discus...

Brings a whole new meaning to 'having her pound of flesh'"

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Hang on tho! There's an important variable...flaccid or engorged!?

Engorged, I'm good but I'm not that good "

*Checking through my cupboards for items of comparable weight*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hang on tho! There's an important variable...flaccid or engorged!?

Engorged, I'm good but I'm not that good

*Checking through my cupboards for items of comparable weight*"

Waitrose sell a 390g jar of pickled walnuts which is both disturbing yet frighteningly accurate

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Compare it to sausages

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Compare it to sausages"

Waitrose again, 30 cocktail sausages, 390g

Now I'm getting worried...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I've had a long hard look at said penis and I've got an idea... here's what you do... I'll weigh myself,you put said penis in me then I'll weigh myself again!!!...what could possibly go wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"Compare it to sausages

Waitrose again, 30 cocktail sausages, 390g

Now I'm getting worried... "

I'd have said a battered jumbo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay bit of a weird one here that I've not seen covered in other posts.

I met a lovely couple over the weekend and during play whilst hubby was recording the event Mrs commented that my cock was really very heavy. The weight of Little Bigpaul78 is not something I'd ever considered before and it got me wondering, am I alone in this? Has anyone ever had similar feedback?

I get we all come in different sizes but I'd assumed all members of my size (she has a preference for the girthier gentleman) would at least be in the same ball park weight wise.

Discus... put the food scales on a table 850 mm optimum height then stand above the scales resting the limp penis in a downward spiral in the small pot of the scales move gingerly or get your mum to read the scales if you can't see them

Oh my god. I'm in bits after reading that lol hahahaha "
lol I do try

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Compare it to sausages

Waitrose again, 30 cocktail sausages, 390g

Now I'm getting worried...

I'd have said a battered jumbo!"

Thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay bit of a weird one here that I've not seen covered in other posts.

I met a lovely couple over the weekend and during play whilst hubby was recording the event Mrs commented that my cock was really very heavy. The weight of Little Bigpaul78 is not something I'd ever considered before and it got me wondering, am I alone in this? Has anyone ever had similar feedback?

I get we all come in different sizes but I'd assumed all members of my size (she has a preference for the girthier gentleman) would at least be in the same ball park weight wise.

Discus... put the food scales on a table 850 mm optimum height then stand above the scales resting the limp penis in a downward spiral in the small pot of the scales move gingerly or get your mum to read the scales if you can't see them

Oh my god. I'm in bits after reading that lol hahahaha "
he's only interested in the women's answers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The average penis weighs around 137g when erect.

Based on a girth of 4.5", length of 5.2" and a density of 1g per cubic centimetre.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The average penis weighs around 137g when erect.

Based on a girth of 4.5", length of 5.2" and a density of 1g per cubic centimetre.

"

That may explain it then!

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"The average penis weighs around 137g when erect.

Based on a girth of 4.5", length of 5.2" and a density of 1g per cubic centimetre.

"

Is that an actual statistic that you found?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The average penis weighs around 137g when erect.

Based on a girth of 4.5", length of 5.2" and a density of 1g per cubic centimetre.

Is that an actual statistic that you found?"

I worked it out

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By *hitwhitMan
over a year ago

newquay

You’ve obviously been to eureka ??

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"The average penis weighs around 137g when erect.

Based on a girth of 4.5", length of 5.2" and a density of 1g per cubic centimetre.

Is that an actual statistic that you found?

I worked it out "

I'm actually impressed

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester


"Yeah, been trying to figure out the physics of that since it happened.

Actually what you need is a bowl of water, filled to the brim, pop your cock in carefully (make it warm water so you don't jump) then measure how much water you displaced, convert mls to mgs and you've got the weight "

Archimedes eureaka who says fab isn’t full of geniuses

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Yeah, been trying to figure out the physics of that since it happened.

Actually what you need is a bowl of water, filled to the brim, pop your cock in carefully (make it warm water so you don't jump) then measure how much water you displaced, convert mls to mgs and you've got the weight

Archimedes eureaka who says fab isn’t full of geniuses "

Are you suggesting some old Greek bloke thought of it before me?!

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