FabSwingers.com forum: Body off Baywatch ....

By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

So we’ve all done it

Checked out a profile , amazing body pics , the excitement is building etc and then you get sent the face pic and it’s not at all what you are expecting

What do you do then ?

A face I’m attracted to is my weakness - after all I’m intending to do some serious snogging !! lol

What’s a girl supposed to do ??

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Say not my type and move on

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

I've got a baywatch body... Yep you guessed it, it's the hairy, fugly one

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I've got a baywatch body... Yep you guessed it, it's the hairy, fugly one

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Your very Handsome.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I move on and say not for me thanks. The face is the most important part for me x

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By *rCurious1Man
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

Haha I struggle to get a wink never mind a face pic haha

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet

I panic, especially if I've already done a lot of flirting. But avoid ghosting them. I generally lean towards, sorry but I don't think it's going to work. Can get very awkward

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By *rCurious1Man
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

Honest is the best way

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Meet him and put a bag over his head??

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By *rCurious1Man
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"Meet him and put a bag over his head??

Haha

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet

"Meet him and put a bag over his head??

That could explain a few things off the other forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meet him and put a bag over his head??

Kinky. I'd be up for that

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Doggy style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's hope for me yet, face is better than my bod

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

"I panic, especially if I've already done a lot of flirting. But avoid ghosting them. I generally lean towards, sorry but I don't think it's going to work. Can get very awkward

Yep that’s me too !! ... I could never be dismissive after saying their pics look nice before the face pic so then have to gently leave

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By *isser36Man
over a year ago

fylde Coast

Truthfully.. Am always gutted but always say, thank you but your not my type, am more attracted to someone's face than body as I love kissing and its your face am going to be seeing most of. If that attraction isn't there it just won't work for me.

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Damn my pesky mug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^^^^ Body off Baywatch

Face off crimewatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That why I always carry a brown paper bag in my bag at all times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gotta have a nice face

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By *ornycouple80Couple
over a year ago

Mexborough

We generally find being polite and sending a respectful reply such as "Christ did you fall out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down" or "WOW, you guys abuse the right to be ugly" works best?? Just kidding we just say "sadly you're not what we are looking for, happy fabbing". Surely everyone on here realises we're not all to everyone's taste

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

"We generally find being polite and sending a respectful reply such as "Christ did you fall out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down" or "WOW, you guys abuse the right to be ugly" works best?? Just kidding we just say "sadly you're not what we are looking for, happy fabbing". Surely everyone on here realises we're not all to everyone's taste

Haha love this !!! Your actual reply is pretty spot on for me but I hate it cos you know that THEY know you are really saying ‘yep fancied your body but the face is a deal breaker’

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By *ornycouple80Couple
over a year ago

Mexborough

Haha love this !!! Your actual reply is pretty spot on for me but I hate it cos you know that THEY know you are really saying ‘yep fancied your body but the face is a deal breaker’

Hahaha well we don't think we're bad looking but we still get the "no thanks" replies but it's no skin off our noses, I think people take all this too seriously, we love the fun but we love having a laugh as well.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

"Meet him and put a bag over his head??

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats me im a bobfoc x

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

Haha love this !!! Your actual reply is pretty spot on for me but I hate it cos you know that THEY know you are really saying ‘yep fancied your body but the face is a deal breaker’

Exactly the right attitude .: I’m well aware that my look will not appeal to all but it doesn’t bother me

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By *ornycouple80Couple
over a year ago

Mexborough

Haha love this !!! Your actual reply is pretty spot on for me but I hate it cos you know that THEY know you are really saying ‘yep fancied your body but the face is a deal breaker’

Exactly the right attitude .: I’m well aware that my look will not appeal to all but it doesn’t bother me

That's how everyone should be...totally the right attitude. Ps you're hot

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Meet him and put a bag over his head??

That could explain a few things off the other forum

Such as?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So we’ve all done it

Checked out a profile , amazing body pics , the excitement is building etc and then you get sent the face pic and it’s not at all what you are expecting

What do you do then ?

A face I’m attracted to is my weakness - after all I’m intending to do some serious snogging !! lol

What’s a girl supposed to do ??

Happens with men also.

I get pics from women after talking to them to find this.

I just steer the conversation in a different direction and don't act intrested.

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

Haha love this !!! Your actual reply is pretty spot on for me but I hate it cos you know that THEY know you are really saying ‘yep fancied your body but the face is a deal breaker’

Ahh best one I've heard was

"geez son, you didn't just fall out of the ugly tree, you were gang fucked by the entire forest"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want people to just post a body pic and a face pic (less important)

Definitely a bakini photo with the head missing atleast.

Obviously it's wierd not posting a face pic. It's like catfishing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ALWAYS getting chinned off when I send face pics

starting to think I must look like Susan Boyle's cousin or something

not impressed.

I swear I'm a solid 4 out of 10.

Must try harder.

Must be because I'm from Glasgow, or maybe that I'm a squaddie

that usually means I've never showered and must be riddled with diseases. I'm not. Pinky promise.

Even have all my own teeth. Wtf.

I survive though

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm ALWAYS getting chinned off when I send face pics

starting to think I must look like Susan Boyle's cousin or something

not impressed.

I swear I'm a solid 4 out of 10.

Must try harder.

Must be because I'm from Glasgow, or maybe that I'm a squaddie

that usually means I've never showered and must be riddled with diseases. I'm not. Pinky promise.

Even have all my own teeth. Wtf.

I survive though

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Shut it your gorgeous iv seen your head.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"So we’ve all done it

Checked out a profile , amazing body pics , the excitement is building etc and then you get sent the face pic and it’s not at all what you are expecting

What do you do then ?

A face I’m attracted to is my weakness - after all I’m intending to do some serious snogging !! lol

What’s a girl supposed to do ??

Double bagger or doggy is the answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm ALWAYS getting chinned off when I send face pics

starting to think I must look like Susan Boyle's cousin or something

not impressed.

I swear I'm a solid 4 out of 10.

Must try harder.

Must be because I'm from Glasgow, or maybe that I'm a squaddie

that usually means I've never showered and must be riddled with diseases. I'm not. Pinky promise.

Even have all my own teeth. Wtf.

I survive though

Shut it your gorgeous iv seen your head."

you're just toooooo kind!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm ALWAYS getting chinned off when I send face pics

starting to think I must look like Susan Boyle's cousin or something

not impressed.

I swear I'm a solid 4 out of 10.

Must try harder.

Must be because I'm from Glasgow, or maybe that I'm a squaddie

that usually means I've never showered and must be riddled with diseases. I'm not. Pinky promise.

Even have all my own teeth. Wtf.

I survive though

Shut it your gorgeous iv seen your head.

you're just toooooo kind!"
Handsome Face xx very

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

"I'm ALWAYS getting chinned off when I send face pics

starting to think I must look like Susan Boyle's cousin or something

not impressed.

I swear I'm a solid 4 out of 10.

Must try harder.

Must be because I'm from Glasgow, or maybe that I'm a squaddie

that usually means I've never showered and must be riddled with diseases. I'm not. Pinky promise.

Even have all my own teeth. Wtf.

I survive though

Shut it your gorgeous iv seen your head.

you're just toooooo kind!"

Now I wanna see the head lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm ALWAYS getting chinned off when I send face pics

starting to think I must look like Susan Boyle's cousin or something

not impressed.

I swear I'm a solid 4 out of 10.

Must try harder.

Must be because I'm from Glasgow, or maybe that I'm a squaddie

that usually means I've never showered and must be riddled with diseases. I'm not. Pinky promise.

Even have all my own teeth. Wtf.

I survive though

Shut it your gorgeous iv seen your head.

you're just toooooo kind!

Now I wanna see the head lol "
lol

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

"I'm ALWAYS getting chinned off when I send face pics

starting to think I must look like Susan Boyle's cousin or something

not impressed.

I swear I'm a solid 4 out of 10.

Must try harder.

Must be because I'm from Glasgow, or maybe that I'm a squaddie

that usually means I've never showered and must be riddled with diseases. I'm not. Pinky promise.

Even have all my own teeth. Wtf.

I survive though

Shut it your gorgeous iv seen your head.

you're just toooooo kind!

Now I wanna see the head lol lol"

Just to confirm yes face is good as the body

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over a year ago

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm ALWAYS getting chinned off when I send face pics

starting to think I must look like Susan Boyle's cousin or something

not impressed.

I swear I'm a solid 4 out of 10.

Must try harder.

Must be because I'm from Glasgow, or maybe that I'm a squaddie

that usually means I've never showered and must be riddled with diseases. I'm not. Pinky promise.

Even have all my own teeth. Wtf.

I survive though

Shut it your gorgeous iv seen your head.

you're just toooooo kind!

Now I wanna see the head lol lol

Just to confirm yes face is good as the body

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He's gorgeous.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I'm ALWAYS getting chinned off when I send face pics

starting to think I must look like Susan Boyle's cousin or something

not impressed.

I swear I'm a solid 4 out of 10.

Must try harder.

Must be because I'm from Glasgow, or maybe that I'm a squaddie

that usually means I've never showered and must be riddled with diseases. I'm not. Pinky promise.

Even have all my own teeth. Wtf.

I survive though

Shut it your gorgeous iv seen your head.

you're just toooooo kind!

Now I wanna see the head lol lol

Just to confirm yes face is good as the body

Must be a 9/10 looking at that fine specimen!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're a 10

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"I'm ALWAYS getting chinned off when I send face pics

starting to think I must look like Susan Boyle's cousin or something

not impressed.

I swear I'm a solid 4 out of 10.

Must try harder.

Must be because I'm from Glasgow, or maybe that I'm a squaddie

that usually means I've never showered and must be riddled with diseases. I'm not. Pinky promise.

Even have all my own teeth. Wtf.

I survive though

Must be the squaddy thing then.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"You're a 10

Fanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're a 10

Fanks

Anytimeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's what I always wear a deerstalker with a ski mask when I'm out and about...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're a 10

Fanks

Anytimeeeeee

You look great in your profile pic anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a face pic exchange out of the way as early as possible to avoid any awkward conversation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks are always subjective. Not everyone is universally handsome/pretty.

I know some good looking people(that I would consider as close to universally good looking as you could get),that are not even acknowledged as such by others(a few couples I know)!

Crazy world.

There again,I am a sucker for a pretty face...more so than body!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldnt give a shit ! Surely its all about the person isnt it ? Shallow thread i think,( runs for cover as the pack of wolves think about their retorts !! )

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By *ack Flash400Man
over a year ago

The Bat Cave

Damn!

Knew I shouldn't have climbed that tree when I was younger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s all about the face

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

"Couldnt give a shit ! Surely its all about the person isnt it ? Shallow thread i think,( runs for cover as the pack of wolves think about their retorts !! )"

So you don’t want to meet with people that you are attracted to physically then ?

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By *ure fucking naughtyMan
over a year ago

St Albans

"So we’ve all done it

Checked out a profile , amazing body pics , the excitement is building etc and then you get sent the face pic and it’s not at all what you are expecting

What do you do then ?

Sit on it

A face I’m attracted to is my weakness - after all I’m intending to do some serious snogging !! lol

What’s a girl supposed to do ??

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I have a crimewatch face...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close your eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly some of us have body and face off crimewatch lol

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By *axo25Man
over a year ago

lightwater

Everyone is different. I’ve always found strong features or little quirks very sexy. Perfectly symmetrical faces (which are usually deemed to be the most attractive) never really do it for me.

So I say be honest, just because they’re not your cup of tea it doesn’t mean he won’t be the next ones ideal match.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never really been a problem for me how others react.....

Ever since at birth the midwife slapped my face instead of my ass....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I panic, especially if I've already done a lot of flirting. But avoid ghosting them. I generally lean towards, sorry but I don't think it's going to work. Can get very awkward

Yep. That’s why I’d rather share face pics early. It’s happened too much. You see a face and think oh!!! Then it becomes really awkward.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couldnt give a shit ! Surely its all about the person isnt it ? Shallow thread i think,( runs for cover as the pack of wolves think about their retorts !! )"

I don’t think that’s shallow. For me it’s not all about the personality. It’s about the whole package. If I’m not physically attracted to someone it’s not going to happen no matter how nice a personality they have. I also need to like their face. If that’s shallow then I guess I’ll shallow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couldnt give a shit ! Surely its all about the person isnt it ? Shallow thread i think,( runs for cover as the pack of wolves think about their retorts !! )

*i’m

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some faces on here have surprised me. Perhaps there was a higher expectation, given how great their body pics are. They don't always correlate and it has made for awkward conversations in the past. Especially if I've engaged first for a bit and not requested to see one.

Holly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate the ones where the pics are just the face and boobs... then the body don't relate

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

"Couldnt give a shit ! Surely its all about the person isnt it ? Shallow thread i think,( runs for cover as the pack of wolves think about their retorts !! )

That’s right

... it’s not being shallow. The face is important to me for attractiveness

I would say shallow is more about being with someone you don’t find attractive for maybe material reasons - money etc not because you don’t fancy them

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

"Some faces on here have surprised me. Perhaps there was a higher expectation, given how great their body pics are. They don't always correlate and it has made for awkward conversations in the past. Especially if I've engaged first for a bit and not requested to see one.

Holly"

Perfectly put

That’s prob why I’ve always put up face pics. Would rather that person messaging me finds all of me attractive than the awkwardness that they don’t like my face ... same as showing my ink - not everyone likes tattoos on women so if I didn’t shoe it st the start it could be a deal breaker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to fancy someone.. In the vanilla world, first thing anyone looks at is the face... Plus kissing is important... I'm no oil painting.. Lack of meets confirms that...

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"So we’ve all done it

Checked out a profile , amazing body pics , the excitement is building etc and then you get sent the face pic and it’s not at all what you are expecting

What do you do then ?

A face I’m attracted to is my weakness - after all I’m intending to do some serious snogging !! lol

What’s a girl supposed to do ??

This is why, on the very rare occasions I send an intro message, I always include a face pic and a screen insurance claim form.

We can't all be for everyone, I'm ok with a read+delete or a no thanks.

What's the point of getting upset about it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all about the face for me. Doesn't even have to be classically beautiful. A face with character can bowl me over.

I especially like dimples there is something about a face with dimples.

Body type doesn't generally phase me.

My face is more likely to be on baywatch over my body, unless there is a episode with a beached whale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good subject this....So what if .......you don’t have a bay watch body .......but the face is kinda alright, where does that put you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't message unless I see a face pic on their profile

I don't message back unless there's one with a message (unless it's from a forumite I recognise)

Saves the hassle when the bag comes off

Face over body every day of the week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't message unless I see a face pic on their profile

I don't message back unless there's one with a message (unless it's from a forumite I recognise)

Saves the hassle when the bag comes off

Face over body every day of the week"

Same. I haven't got time to waste chatting to people I'm not attracted to.

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

"Good subject this....So what if .......you don’t have a bay watch body .......but the face is kinda alright, where does that put you? "

Face is def THE most important for me

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Good subject this....So what if .......you don’t have a bay watch body .......but the face is kinda alright, where does that put you?

Face is def THE most important for me "

*contemplates a face pic.....

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Good subject this....So what if .......you don’t have a bay watch body .......but the face is kinda alright, where does that put you? "

Not everyone prefers a Baywatch body! I'd much rather be with a guy who has a nice face over a Adonis type body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yip, face is a deal breaker

nice body is a bonus!

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