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By *r147uk OP Man
over a year ago

middlesbrough

So visiting Amsterdam next month and wondering whats the dirtiest, kinkiest thing youve came across or done whilst in Amsterdam.. Swing clubs sex shows windows etc We have done before... Looking for a real filthy time this time around with outside of the box suggestions welcome! Thanks all! looking forward to hearing your stories... x

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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago

The South Near That London

Fell in a canal - was disgustingly filthy!

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"So visiting Amsterdam next month and wondering whats the dirtiest, kinkiest thing youve came across or done whilst in Amsterdam.. Swing clubs sex shows windows etc We have done before... Looking for a real filthy time this time around with outside of the box suggestions welcome! Thanks all! looking forward to hearing your stories... x"

I’m visiting Amsterdam next month too ! First time and can’t wait

Advice on the best places / clubs needed please

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By *tunna13Man
over a year ago

liverpool

I fucked a women in the window haha was a good experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fell in a canal - was disgustingly filthy!"

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By *tunna13Man
over a year ago

liverpool

"Fell in a canal - was disgustingly filthy!

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haha had u had to many space cakes

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By *andy_CaneCouple
over a year ago

Orgasm Quay

Stayed in a youth hostel whilst backpacking - pure filth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had sex with a security staff at Escape on their empty gallery whilst looking down on the dance floor underneath us! (;

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucked a midget couple.....

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By *ornysquirtingcoupleCouple
over a year ago

somerset

Watched a man dressed as a gorilla spray fake cum over crown while a member of the audience fucked his assistant with a head mounted dildo

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By *itguy21066Man
over a year ago

leicester

10 of us all used a dildo on woman, we weren’t exactly easy on her, also same weekend got picked out the crowd to go on stage, had to put a plastic dildo in my mouth, while the woman went up and down on it, stopping mile mitres away from touching my lips, she smelt great

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By *ros and PsycheCouple
over a year ago

London

Back in the 90s me and my lovely then gf now wife went to a sex show in Amsterdam. A couple were performing on stage: a beautiful short-haired blonde woman was going down on a very well-endowed black man. Then the woman stopped and invited my other half up on stage and invited her to kneel in front of the guy. His stiff cock was inches from her mouth. Then the blonde woman knelt next to her and pulled a sheet over both of them, hiding their heads and the guy’s cock.

Now nobody in the audience could tell exactly what was happening under the sheet but both women’s heads were certainly moving and the guy had a smile on his face....

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Demolished a huge Turkish kebab.

Well dirty!

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Washed the kebab down with beers at grasshopper and a cake of some sort for dessert.

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By *ros and PsycheCouple
over a year ago

London

(Cont’d) Then she came back to her seat grinning....

P told me later that they had just chatted under the sheet, while the blonde woman wanked the guy’s cock. I think I believe her!

We had a couple of other fun adventures there, and were so horny I even fucked P with our shiny new souvenir vibrator while she sat next to me with a coat strategically placed on her lap as we waited for our flight to be called in Amsterdam airport...

PS the Van Gogh Museum is also excellent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m visiting Amsterdam next month too ! First time and can’t wait

Advice on the best places / clubs needed please

If it's a Saturday night then head to Fata Morgana, a fabulous sexy club just outside the city. It's open other days/times but Saturday nights are buzzing

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By *onny BonesMan
over a year ago

a block away from heaven

fucked in a packed hostel room. Hoped it would start an orgy but no such luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooooooooooooooooooh you really don't wanna know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure you clarify what your getting for your money when you fuck a brass

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

"oooooooooooooooooooh you really don't wanna know

If you insist do tell...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex in public with a g/f.

Both of us were quite pissed.

To be fair it was more towards th suburbs away from the city centre.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drank coffee, went through the seedy part, a mate if mine got ripped off they dropped a basket down and told him to put money in basket and hauled it back up didn't let him in lol, I wasn't there at the time another guy came back with hep B so it's not all its cracked up to be but Amsterdam is a beautiful place well I thought so was only there two days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Said an Our Father at

Amsterdam’s secret religious history at Ons' Lieve Heer op Solder.

I know absolutely shocking

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I’m visiting Amsterdam next month too ! First time and can’t wait

Advice on the best places / clubs needed please

If it's a Saturday night then head to Fata Morgana, a fabulous sexy club just outside the city. It's open other days/times but Saturday nights are buzzing

Yes I’m there the last weekend in August so def going to check that out

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By *obert and JaneCouple
over a year ago

Tamworth

We’ll be there with another Fabs couple from 5th to 9th of August. Really looking forward to it.

Sadly we aren’t there on a Saturday, so no club visits planned.

I’m sure we’ll find plenty to keep us occupied.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fell in a canal - was disgustingly filthy!

Snap

haha had u had to many space cakes "

No just an over excited friend who kinda pushed me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went there last year for the first time.

I didnt get upto much because it was a quick visit after work.. But I thought it was over rated and too busy for my liking.

Very touristy and no different than spending time in Central London, minus the . But I don't smoke anyway.

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By *ubmissive-MissiveTV/TS
over a year ago

Teesside

I went in this magical place full of dicks. Suddenly I was surrounded by more than my mind could process. Small dicks. Huge dicks. Dicks that had capes on. I got my hands on as many as I could, and it filled me with more joy than I ever envisaged.

...Wait, did I say dicks? I meant ducks. I went in the duck store.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m visiting Amsterdam next month too ! First time and can’t wait

Advice on the best places / clubs needed please

If it's a Saturday night then head to Fata Morgana, a fabulous sexy club just outside the city. It's open other days/times but Saturday nights are buzzing

Yes I’m there the last weekend in August so def going to check that out

There the 29th and 30th August and looking to experience all Amsterdam has to offer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went into a live sex place, it was a bunch of Perspex cubicles with a circle in the centre where they had live performances. An extremely hot girl stripped and danced, I lady wanked myself, she saw me and climbed up on the window right in front of me , grinding her pussy on the glass until I came with my husband standing behind me playing with my tits. It was so hot

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By *unboy007Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Amsterdam has lost its flare for me

Have been lots of times with work over the years.

To many people looking to steal your wallet sell you which will be laced with anything

Got held up in a hotel at gun point by 2 guys robbing the hotel

Threatened to get shot when walking down Dam Square and was approached by a guy trying to sell me

He was very touch feely was definitely after my wallet

Move onto a mate in front when I shouted out watch your wallet him and this gorilla who appeared from know where threatened to get a gun out and shoot me

Know it's not answered the op question

More a word of warning be careful when there as these pick pockets are good and you dont want it to spoil your holiday

Had a work colleague get his phone stolen from his pocket in a nightclub

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By *unboy007Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

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By *unboy007Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Wont let me write the type of drugs he was trying to sell me lol

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By *unboy007Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Took a bite from a banana that was inserted in a woman’s pussy at the live sex show. Think it was called pink elephant or something like that

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By *unboy007Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Seen them also do that in the Banana bar

Think it's still going

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Sunday afternoon we had sex (in various positions) on an outdoor stage at Fata Morgana. About 60 people watching and lots wanking.

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

I’m visiting Amsterdam next month too ! First time and can’t wait

Advice on the best places / clubs needed please

I have lived in Amsterdam but didn't swing at that time.

NEVER walk around the red light on your own.

Don't be frightened of the red light though. As well as the prostitutes the red light has sex shows, great bars and great restaurants. the red light is where you for go the cheaper prices.

Avoid tourist traps like rembrandtplein and leidseplein. They are very expensive areas to eat and drink in.

If you are going to smoke try going out of the city centre to find a coffeeshop. You will get more for your money and better quality. Avoid the bulldog cofeeshops as they are expensive tourist traps.

If you have never smoked but want to know what being stoned is like DO NOT buy a space cake. You will deeply regret it. To give you an analogy it like somebody saying I want to know what being d*unk is like and then drinking a bottle of whisky. Eating /pot gives you much stronger hit than smoking it and eating it the hit lasts for hours.

NEVER buy anything from the street dealers. At best you will get ripped off at worst you may end up dead. There has been a problem with street dealers selling white heroin as cocaine. People have been snorting it and dying. The street dealers are scum and don't give a fuck about you.

If a street dealer asks you to buy something say "Nee, dank je wel" Use Google to find out how to pronounce it. Nee, dank je wel. = no thank you. The street dealer will hear your British accent but assume you live in Amsterdam and think know the score.

The banana bar is a good laugh. It's in the red light district.

A sex show is a good laugh. Also in the red light area.

The best time to visit Amsterdam is kings day eve and Kings day. The city becomes a big marketplace on Kings day and everybody parties.

Since I left Amsetrdam it has become a very expensive city for eating out and drinking alcohol. Take a lot of money with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been to Amsterdam.

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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago

The South Near That London

"Never been to Amsterdam.

Why post then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theatre watching sex show when a couple approached us and started chatting,within minutes he had wife naked against a wall.

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I’m visiting Amsterdam next month too ! First time and can’t wait

Advice on the best places / clubs needed please

I have lived in Amsterdam but didn't swing at that time.

NEVER walk around the red light on your own.

Don't be frightened of the red light though. As well as the prostitutes the red light has sex shows, great bars and great restaurants. the red light is where you for go the cheaper prices.

Avoid tourist traps like rembrandtplein and leidseplein. They are very expensive areas to eat and drink in.

If you are going to smoke try going out of the city centre to find a coffeeshop. You will get more for your money and better quality. Avoid the bulldog cofeeshops as they are expensive tourist traps.

The banana bar is a good laugh. It's in the red light district.

A sex show is a good laugh. Also in the red light area.

The best time to visit Amsterdam is kings day eve and Kings day. The city becomes a big marketplace on Kings day and everybody parties.

Since I left Amsetrdam it has become a very expensive city for eating out and drinking alcohol. Take a lot of money with you. "

Wow really enjoyed reading that ... what a great incite thank you

I have heard it’s super expensive to eat and drink too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m visiting Amsterdam next month too ! First time and can’t wait

Advice on the best places / clubs needed please

I have lived in Amsterdam but didn't swing at that time.

NEVER walk around the red light on your own.

Don't be frightened of the red light though. As well as the prostitutes the red light has sex shows, great bars and great restaurants. the red light is where you for go the cheaper prices.

Avoid tourist traps like rembrandtplein and leidseplein. They are very expensive areas to eat and drink in.

If you are going to smoke try going out of the city centre to find a coffeeshop. You will get more for your money and better quality. Avoid the bulldog cofeeshops as they are expensive tourist traps.

The banana bar is a good laugh. It's in the red light district.

A sex show is a good laugh. Also in the red light area.

The best time to visit Amsterdam is kings day eve and Kings day. The city becomes a big marketplace on Kings day and everybody parties.

Since I left Amsetrdam it has become a very expensive city for eating out and drinking alcohol. Take a lot of money with you.

Wow really enjoyed reading that ... what a great incite thank you

I have heard it’s super expensive to eat and drink too

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coffees cheap just avoid eating

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I’m visiting Amsterdam next month too ! First time and can’t wait

Advice on the best places / clubs needed please

I have lived in Amsterdam but didn't swing at that time.

NEVER walk around the red light on your own.

Don't be frightened of the red light though. As well as the prostitutes the red light has sex shows, great bars and great restaurants. the red light is where you for go the cheaper prices.

Avoid tourist traps like rembrandtplein and leidseplein. They are very expensive areas to eat and drink in.

If you are going to smoke try going out of the city centre to find a coffeeshop. You will get more for your money and better quality. Avoid the bulldog cofeeshops as they are expensive tourist traps.

The banana bar is a good laugh. It's in the red light district.

A sex show is a good laugh. Also in the red light area.

The best time to visit Amsterdam is kings day eve and Kings day. The city becomes a big marketplace on Kings day and everybody parties.

Since I left Amsetrdam it has become a very expensive city for eating out and drinking alcohol. Take a lot of money with you.

Wow really enjoyed reading that ... what a great incite thank you

I have heard it’s super expensive to eat and drink too

coffees cheap just avoid eating

If only - if I could convince my body I just run on coffee maybe I could shift these extra pounds lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m visiting Amsterdam next month too ! First time and can’t wait

Advice on the best places / clubs needed please

I have lived in Amsterdam but didn't swing at that time.

NEVER walk around the red light on your own.

Don't be frightened of the red light though. As well as the prostitutes the red light has sex shows, great bars and great restaurants. the red light is where you for go the cheaper prices.

Avoid tourist traps like rembrandtplein and leidseplein. They are very expensive areas to eat and drink in.

If you are going to smoke try going out of the city centre to find a coffeeshop. You will get more for your money and better quality. Avoid the bulldog cofeeshops as they are expensive tourist traps.

The banana bar is a good laugh. It's in the red light district.

A sex show is a good laugh. Also in the red light area.

The best time to visit Amsterdam is kings day eve and Kings day. The city becomes a big marketplace on Kings day and everybody parties.

Since I left Amsetrdam it has become a very expensive city for eating out and drinking alcohol. Take a lot of money with you.

Wow really enjoyed reading that ... what a great incite thank you

I have heard it’s super expensive to eat and drink too

coffees cheap just avoid eating

If only - if I could convince my body I just run on coffee maybe I could shift these extra pounds lol "
lol you don't need to shift anything, leave it where it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banana bar.... Things got weird

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

While on a few days R and R there in 1987 I was looking at some VHS cassettes in a sex shop on my last day. The sex shop manager asked if I'd enjoyed my stay and if I'd enjoyed any of the local ladies...and said he'd love to give me a bj. I was a big reluctant but he seemed keen and said I could have a video of my choice... so, in for a penny, in for a Guilder... went into a porn booth while he sucked me off as he wanked himself and duly got a free "Private" video

A few months later the same manager appeared on an undercover documentary possibly a Roger Cook one on dodgy porn films... so glad I wasn't there when filmed

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By *oodfella101Man
over a year ago

CRAIGAVON

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By *eaven and Hell 69Couple
over a year ago

HULL

I fucked my hubby on a canal boat once, it was extremely horny considering it had a glass roof so people could see us xx

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By *eacsMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Im there next month..........watching this post!!!!!

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

Many years ago watched the first live sex show I'd seen. Men with women, and men with men too. Very entertaining!

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By *heDevilsAngelCouple
over a year ago

Naughty

2 minutes for 2 euros at a peep show needed plenty of euros as we got carried away in the booth with each other

was our honeymoon too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Cont’d) Then she came back to her seat grinning....

P told me later that they had just chatted under the sheet, while the blonde woman wanked the guy’s cock. I think I believe her!

PS the Van Gogh Museum is also excellent."

I understand the Ann Frank house is great as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red light district at night has some beautiful women there, but stay away in the day it's definitely bargain basement material in those windows haha.

Space cakes give you a slightly bigger hit if you don't smoke, so don't buy em too strong.

Peep shows are a lot of fun, but it's just that a cheap peep show.

Careful of casual strip joints, drinks inside were sooo expensive, but they entice you in with cheap entrance fees, and the strippers don't half try and keep you in there to buy drinks.

Also, people just constantly walk up to you offering , just keep on walking and try ignore.

Anne Frank museum, pre book if you want to go cos the queues are massive.

Take plenty of cash, so bloody expensive too.

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Sat a sex cinema with my ex who had her blouse and bra undone with two men massaging her ample breasts whilst she sucked a third and wanked a fourth. I was also stroking another man through his trousers whilst he returned the favour.

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By *entleman of GirthMan
over a year ago

Forest Row

The Banana Bar!!! Great fun

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