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SOME VERY STANGE THINGS IN PROFILES

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How many others have noticed some very strange things in profiles

Profile says straight but looking for mm tv/ts cd now that’s about as straight as wet spaghetti

Cannot accommodate cannot travel how the f*** does that work

Single guys profile says same room swapping separate room swapping now that’s just wierd

Can you think of any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't host on my single profile, I live with my grown up children. I don't travel either because I don't drive. I am looking for meets in my own town on that profile. That is "how the f*** that works"

It is not strange.

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

Wont meet smokers but listed as a smoker

Claims to also have a couples profile with the mrs(has her full permission to be here kinda thing) but doesnt give away the name and isnt verified a year on

Up for anything without a single interest listed

Men stating men not to message instead of simply using the filter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a man who only has sex with straight men lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Now it’s getting interesting keep them coming some profiles are that baffling they are hilarious

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Wont meet smokers but listed as a smoker

Claims to also have a couples profile with the mrs(has her full permission to be here kinda thing) but doesnt give away the name and isnt verified a year on

Up for anything without a single interest listed

Men stating men not to message instead of simply using the filter "

Does 'smoking' include vaping??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of them aren't that baffling if you take a second to think about them.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Most of them aren't that baffling if you take a second to think about them. "

This.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some are very ranty...

As if typing it in capitals will make people read it

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Can travel anywhere in bl3 must mean no bus fare

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By *vy_GreenWoman
over a year ago

Soham

Fuck me it's someone who reads profiles

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London&Dublin


"Wont meet smokers but listed as a smoker

"

Because he/she doesn't want to share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And yours says your curvy when you are infact large, who cares what peoples profiles say.

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Couples where the female is straight but they wanna meet single women only?? That one baffles me lots.

Couples profiles over a year old but no veris

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village


"And yours says your curvy when you are infact large, who cares what peoples profiles say."

This

If you don't like it , don't read it. Your choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read one profile that said I like a gentle sensual man that will fuck me rough while pulling my hair. Just a bit confusing

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Lea Marston


"Couples where the female is straight but they wanna meet single women only?? That one baffles me lots.

Couples profiles over a year old but no veris"

I've had a straight threesome with a couple - does that make us bizarre?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck me it's someone who reads profiles"

Pmsl!!!

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset


"Wont meet smokers but listed as a smoker

Claims to also have a couples profile with the mrs(has her full permission to be here kinda thing) but doesnt give away the name and isnt verified a year on

Up for anything without a single interest listed

Men stating men not to message instead of simply using the filter

Does 'smoking' include vaping??"

Vaping does need a tick box doesnt it. Iv got nothing against vapers but as a smoker who doesnt smoke indoors at all, I have had the odd vaper who decided to set of a smoke bomb inside without asking and was quickly shown the door (to the smoking area of course), even in a fellow smokers home i do not just spark up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you don’t care what profiles say you mustn’t care what you get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And yours says your curvy when you are infact large, who cares what peoples profiles say."

Ooh that made me wince a bit. True tho. People in glass houses and all that.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Come on guys I started this thread as have been asked to answer some of the wierder things in profiles not a dig at anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people smoke but don’t like other to !

I also had a few guys offering to suck my dick saying they only fuck straight guys , it’s pretty common , each to their own .

I wasn’t tempted and never will be , everyone has there kicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on guys I started this thread as have been asked to answer some of the wierder things in profiles not a dig at anyone "

Asked by who exactly? You are having a dig at lots of people, those who’s profiles don’t fit in with your own ideas. You might not be naming them but you are still criticising people based on their profiles.

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth


"Couples where the female is straight but they wanna meet single women only?? That one baffles me lots.

Couples profiles over a year old but no veris

I've had a straight threesome with a couple - does that make us bizarre? "

It's more the ones who want an extra female to play with the wife who's listed as straight??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on guys I started this thread as have been asked to answer some of the wierder things in profiles not a dig at anyone

Asked by who exactly? You are having a dig at lots of people, those who’s profiles don’t fit in with your own ideas. You might not be naming them but you are still criticising people based on their profiles. "

So true , you have to be broad minded and open , no fantasy is an odd one . We need to be open minded to release all our fantasies in a positive way . Get rid of this “ polite Britishness and shyness we have on us „

We doing nothing wrong

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Come on guys I started this thread as have been asked to answer some of the wierder things in profiles not a dig at anyone "

But that's exactly what it is, a dig.

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By *_RiderMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"

Men stating men not to message instead of simply using the filter "

I had to state that on mine because despite using the filter so they can't message, they still bloody wink, despite clearly showing on my profile I'm straight.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"And yours says your curvy when you are infact large, who cares what peoples profiles say.

This

If you don't like it , don't read it. Your choice."

How does that work, you won't know you don't like it till you've read it.

I see they're remaking Catch 22.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And yours says your curvy when you are infact large, who cares what peoples profiles say.

This

If you don't like it , don't read it. Your choice.

How does that work, you won't know you don't like it till you've read it.

I see they're remaking Catch 22....."

good point

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come on guys I started this thread as have been asked to answer some of the wierder things in profiles not a dig at anyone

But that's exactly what it is, a dig. "

a dig at who

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It doesn’t really matter what’s on there, when you send a message no one usually fucking replies anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come on guys I started this thread as have been asked to answer some of the wierder things in profiles not a dig at anyone

Asked by who exactly? You are having a dig at lots of people, those who’s profiles don’t fit in with your own ideas. You might not be naming them but you are still criticising people based on their profiles. "

no criticism at all it has nothing to do with people who do not fit in but rather the abnormalities in profiles which even you must scratch your head sometimes

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By *orovoyeurMan
over a year ago

Cumbria


"How many others have noticed some very strange things in profiles

Profile says straight but looking for mm tv/ts cd now that’s about as straight as wet spaghetti

Cannot accommodate cannot travel how the f*** does that work

Single guys profile says same room swapping separate room swapping now that’s just wierd

Can you think of any

"

Seen ‘straight’ man, who will only meet single men?

My personal favourite: ‘don’t even bother sending a message if you have no pics’. Check their profile and guess what? Yep, they have no pics up either

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How many others have noticed some very strange things in profiles

Profile says straight but looking for mm tv/ts cd now that’s about as straight as wet spaghetti

Cannot accommodate cannot travel how the f*** does that work

Single guys profile says same room swapping separate room swapping now that’s just wierd

Can you think of any

Seen ‘straight’ man, who will only meet single men?

My personal favourite: ‘don’t even bother sending a message if you have no pics’. Check their profile and guess what? Yep, they have no pics up either "

classic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I saw a man who only has sex with straight men lol"
pmsl at that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Men stating men not to message instead of simply using the filter

I had to state that on mine because despite using the filter so they can't message, they still bloody wink, despite clearly showing on my profile I'm straight. "

its a common case of look at pics but don’t read profiles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Couples where the female is straight but they wanna meet single women only?? That one baffles me lots.

Couples profiles over a year old but no veris

I've had a straight threesome with a couple - does that make us bizarre? "

no not at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who cares what adults do! Have fun and enjoy life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many others have noticed some very strange things in profiles

Profile says straight but looking for mm tv/ts cd now that’s about as straight as wet spaghetti

Cannot accommodate cannot travel how the f*** does that work

Single guys profile says same room swapping separate room swapping now that’s just wierd

Can you think of any

"

I won't strangers in my kids sanctuary = no accommodation at my own place

I don't drive, rarely travel for meetings = No travel

Simple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate reading a girls profile and looking at her horny pics of her massive tits and wide open pussy then they tell you that cock pictures will result in a instant block. Don't get it

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Why are so many people on these forums concerned with what's happening on other peoples profiles. If it's not your own profile and they're of no interest to you then theres no need to comment, simple enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why are so many people on these forums concerned with what's happening on other peoples profiles. If it's not your own profile and they're of no interest to you then theres no need to comment, simple enough"
the idea of this topic is not to criticise people’s profiles but rather to point out the funny side of it ie straight looking for TVs men etc

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester


"Why are so many people on these forums concerned with what's happening on other peoples profiles. If it's not your own profile and they're of no interest to you then theres no need to comment, simple enoughthe idea of this topic is not to criticise people’s profiles but rather to point out the funny side of it ie straight looking for TVs men etc"

This one amuses me, straight as spaghetti

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And yours says your curvy when you are infact large, who cares what peoples profiles say."

How rude !

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Everyone’s profile is there own busines,but some leave it wide open to criticism

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Couples profiles where there are just pics of one of them, usually the female - we presume it's all about that person and the other is chauffeur lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the long run each person's or couples profiles are their profiles.

Just because you don't agree or like something on it does not mean its strange

This lifestyle is about being open and accepting of others.

Their swing or kink may not be yours but respect their choices.

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London&Dublin


"Why are so many people on these forums concerned with what's happening on other peoples profiles. If it's not your own profile and they're of no interest to you then theres no need to comment, simple enoughthe idea of this topic is not to criticise people’s profiles but rather to point out the funny side of it ie straight looking for TVs men etc"

Exactly.

Thank you for confirming my suspicion.

I knew you were baiting about that.

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London&Dublin


"And yours says your curvy when you are infact large, who cares what peoples profiles say.

How rude ! "

I think it's perfectly suitable to the topic posted.

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By *urvy Girl 79Woman
over a year ago

Near Bourne


"I don't host on my single profile, I live with my grown up children. I don't travel either because I don't drive. I am looking for meets in my own town on that profile. That is "how the f*** that works"

It is not strange.

"

Exactly this! This is how I meet too. Works pretty well for me

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By *orovoyeurMan
over a year ago

Cumbria


"Couples profiles where there are just pics of one of them, usually the female - we presume it's all about that person and the other is chauffeur lol "

Yep exactly, or the alternative where there is a ‘couple’ but all they have is a dozen pics of a blokes cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you read the one where the person writes I’m open to all, as character and lifestyle is more important than looks, then has thousands of filters on and actually only means brown, straight, skinny women aged 21 to 22

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By *oastal1968Man
over a year ago

London


"

Men stating men not to message instead of simply using the filter

I had to state that on mine because despite using the filter so they can't message, they still bloody wink, despite clearly showing on my profile I'm straight. "

Wink

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester


"Couples profiles where there are just pics of one of them, usually the female - we presume it's all about that person and the other is chauffeur lol

Yep exactly, or the alternative where there is a ‘couple’ but all they have is a dozen pics of a blokes cock "

That's usually a male hiding on couples profile when should be single profile - usually post that he has wife's permission to play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was looking at someones pics other day of some lass, her arsehole was hanging allover , not a prolapse, probably piles or something (not sure ive never looked them up) that was it closed browser down an didnt come back on for days, thought it was strange, arseholes are not the nicest of things to look at anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why are so many people on these forums concerned with what's happening on other peoples profiles. If it's not your own profile and they're of no interest to you then theres no need to comment, simple enoughthe idea of this topic is not to criticise people’s profiles but rather to point out the funny side of it ie straight looking for TVs men etc

Exactly.

Thank you for confirming my suspicion.

I knew you were baiting about that."

nothing to do with peoples sexuality

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London


"I hate reading a girls profile and looking at her horny pics of her massive tits and wide open pussy then they tell you that cock pictures will result in a instant block. Don't get it "

Simples. They give you what you want but expect you to give them what they want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"was looking at someones pics other day of some lass, her arsehole was hanging allover , not a prolapse, probably piles or something (not sure ive never looked them up) that was it closed browser down an didnt come back on for days, thought it was strange, arseholes are not the nicest of things to look at anyway"

I fully get your reasoning and agree. One guy contacted us, on checking his photos, one was his backside, with some anal opening device, opening it by about 2 inches and the image, with bright light, looking directly in to the space. Can only speak for me, but who the hell wants to look up a 50 plus year old man’s anal passage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just spotted this....

"Does nobody read anymore? We’re NOT looking for single males!

Site SupporterOn mobile site

13 Public photos

3 Friends only photos

Distance

within 10 miles

Right now:

Using your mobile GPS, 90+ miles away

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women TV/TS aged 18 to 99. Will meet smokers."

Maybe some people should read their own profiles before complaining.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't host on my single profile, I live with my grown up children. I don't travel either because I don't drive. I am looking for meets in my own town on that profile. That is "how the f*** that works"

It is not strange.

"

To be fair I thought it was strange too, never gave it a thought that's the reason behind it. Not really much need for profanity lol

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"How many others have noticed some very strange things in profiles

Profile says straight but looking for mm tv/ts cd now that’s about as straight as wet spaghetti

Cannot accommodate cannot travel how the f*** does that work

Single guys profile says same room swapping separate room swapping now that’s just wierd

Can you think of any

"

Cannot travel or accommodate is an easy one.

They mean they will meet locally such as a local hotel. By cannot travel they mean they cannot travel far as they don't drive.

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"How many others have noticed some very strange things in profiles

Profile says straight but looking for mm tv/ts cd now that’s about as straight as wet spaghetti

Cannot accommodate cannot travel how the f*** does that work

Single guys profile says same room swapping separate room swapping now that’s just wierd

Can you think of any

"

I find the ones that say something like nice relaxed guy, nice relaxed woman, nice relaxed couple etc then have a really shouty ranty profile full of demands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples who say they have an interest in gangbangs but have blocked all single males !

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Couples who say they have an interest in gangbangs but have blocked all single males !"

Some women and couples do that to stop all the fancy a fuck messages every day. They either look for men themselves or take the filter off when looking to play.

When a female friend is online she gets about 30 - 50 one line fancy a fuck messages per day. She blocks single men to stop that happening. When she is looking to meet she unblocks single men for a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Couples who say they have an interest in gangbangs but have blocked all single males !"

Maybe they are interested in gangbangs, but search for the single males themselves, or open up their filters when looking to organise one.

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just spotted this....

"Does nobody read anymore? We’re NOT looking for single males!

Site SupporterOn mobile site

13 Public photos

3 Friends only photos

Distance

within 10 miles

Right now:

Using your mobile GPS, 90+ miles away

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women TV/TS aged 18 to 99. Will meet smokers."

Maybe some people should read their own profiles before complaining.....

"

Perhaps you should bombard them with messages. A step by step instruction guide of how to turn filters off... ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha enjoyed reading this thread


"Most of them aren't that baffling if you take a second to think about them. "

True ^

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax


"Wont meet smokers but listed as a smoker

Claims to also have a couples profile with the mrs(has her full permission to be here kinda thing) but doesnt give away the name and isnt verified a year on

Up for anything without a single interest listed

Men stating men not to message

instead of simply using the filter

Does 'smoking' include vaping??

"

I don't smoke but vape..so put myself as non smoker but have in profile I vape. Have met several males who say non smoker then on meet say they are going to have a cigarette...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just spotted this....

"Does nobody read anymore? We’re NOT looking for single males!

Site SupporterOn mobile site

13 Public photos

3 Friends only photos

Distance

within 10 miles

Right now:

Using your mobile GPS, 90+ miles away

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women TV/TS aged 18 to 99. Will meet smokers."

Maybe some people should read their own profiles before complaining.....

Perhaps you should bombard them with messages. A step by step instruction guide of how to turn filters off... ha "

Done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How many others have noticed some very strange things in profiles

Profile says straight but looking for mm tv/ts cd now that’s about as straight as wet spaghetti

Cannot accommodate cannot travel how the f*** does that work

Single guys profile says same room swapping separate room swapping now that’s just wierd

Can you think of any

Cannot travel or accommodate is an easy one.

They mean they will meet locally such as a local hotel. By cannot travel they mean they cannot travel far as they don't drive.

"

that’s answered that one we get messages from guys who live extreme distances away not much chance of that then plus we don’t do hotel meets

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just spotted this....

"Does nobody read anymore? We’re NOT looking for single males!

Site SupporterOn mobile site

13 Public photos

3 Friends only photos

Distance

within 10 miles

Right now:

Using your mobile GPS, 90+ miles away

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women TV/TS aged 18 to 99. Will meet smokers."

Maybe some people should read their own profiles before complaining.....

Perhaps you should bombard them with messages. A step by step instruction guide of how to turn filters off... ha "

this is the sort of a thing I am looking for the strange bits in profiles

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