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masturbating at work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

About to pull my cock out at work and have a wank anyone else like a good play at their work?

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By *tudmcmuffinMan
over a year ago

Swindon

I hope you don’t work the deli counter at Tesco’s

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Or a mortuary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many times, be nice for someone else to offer once in a while tho ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope you don’t work the deli counter at Tesco’s "

Like that joke about a fella getting sacked for sticking his willy in the bacon slicer...

What did they do with the bacon slicer?

Sacked her as well.

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By *everFullyDressedCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

Or a bus driver!!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

No. I'm there to work. I think I'd get the sack.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hope you don’t work the deli counter at Tesco’s "
would be the only 100% real meat at a deli counter in a Tesco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope you don’t work the deli counter at Tesco’s "

or slicing the ham-shank? lol.

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By *0werc0upleCouple
over a year ago

Horsham

Can't you wait till you get home lol

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By *TkitkatWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

On break, on nights, on my own... yes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't you wait till you get home lol"
nope not today I can’t lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On break, on nights, on my own... yes. "

Its the lonely hours that are worse 2/3am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's been known.

One of my kik friend has frequent workplace wanks. Love seeing the videos he sends.

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By *hiteknight82Man
over a year ago

falmouth

cerri can add to that

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By *athers123Man
over a year ago

Harpenden

I try to keep it to a minimum. If I let myself have a work wank every time I felt like it then I'd soon be wanking every day lol. It's a slippery slope so to speak.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Years ago I called in unannounced to see a girlfriend who was doing a weekend job helping a greengrocer and I caught her masturbating in the back room with a carrot

My first reaction was Shit, I was going to eat that later, but now it’s going to taste like carrots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On break, on nights, on my own... yes. "

Wish I worked nights at your place

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By *ifes2short!!Man
over a year ago

newtownabbey

Yep iv knocked one or two out in work. Porn on and earplugs in lol.

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By *wosmilersCouple
over a year ago

Heathrowish

I'm sure it happens at my place as there are a lot of wankers working there.

Not for me though....it's too public lol.

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By *irty workmanMan
over a year ago

lincolnshire

Been known to knock one out in the back of the van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah i do it all the time at work there is a loo at the back of the office no one goes as too long a walk they all say i go there to have a quickie at least twice a day x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah i do it all the time at work there is a loo at the back of the office no one goes as too long a walk they all say i go there to have a quickie at least twice a day x"

Wishing I worked where you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah i do it all the time at work there is a loo at the back of the office no one goes as too long a walk they all say i go there to have a quickie at least twice a day x

Wishing I worked where you do "

Haha would be a bit longer if you did than a quickie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah i do it all the time at work there is a loo at the back of the office no one goes as too long a walk they all say i go there to have a quickie at least twice a day x

Wishing I worked where you do

Haha would be a bit longer if you did than a quickie "

Would be much longer than a quickie I guarantee that, also wouldn’t be classed as masturbating at work .... would be a lot more than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah i do it all the time at work there is a loo at the back of the office no one goes as too long a walk they all say i go there to have a quickie at least twice a day x

Wishing I worked where you do

Haha would be a bit longer if you did than a quickie

Would be much longer than a quickie I guarantee that, also wouldn’t be classed as masturbating at work .... would be a lot more than that"

Haha yes i suppose it would be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Years ago I called in unannounced to see a girlfriend who was doing a weekend job helping a greengrocer and I caught her masturbating in the back room with a carrot

My first reaction was Shit, I was going to eat that later, but now it’s going to taste like carrots. "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a big yes from me it makes the day go so much quicker ha xx

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By *obo999Man
over a year ago

Fife

Already had one today, might have another before finishing time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably fine though as they have a history of serving up horse lol

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By *ewtoyouXXXMan
over a year ago

rochdale cowboy


"About to pull my cock out at work and have a wank anyone else like a good play at their work? "

When the mood takes me yes I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a chance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope you don’t work the deli counter at Tesco’s

Like that joke about a fella getting sacked for sticking his willy in the bacon slicer...

What did they do with the bacon slicer?

Sacked her as well. "

LJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate

It’s ok as long as you don’t ruin the keyboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be a bit weird as I’m a Postie lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Technically I work from home so yes, unless I'm visiting a customer and then no, unless it was offered and then maybe

J x

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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago

Currently Faraway

When I’m bored out of my arsehole serving abusive customers and I have also happened to have bought p@pp@rs, I can have a sneaky one. It’s only happened 2wice in my 8 working years there, so I must be a good boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Technically I work from home so yes, unless I'm visiting a customer and then no, unless it was offered and then maybe

J x"

I'm self-employed and work from home, so me too.

My boss wouldn't care one jot

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By *hemainintainMan
over a year ago

govan

I'm a workie wanker. Twice a day normally

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By *hemainintainMan
over a year ago

govan

Also love to video and share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah few years ago.was ment to be only person in building .forgot to lock front door. Mid wanking heard someone shouting.at to finish. Was lucky not to get caught.

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By *W_RedMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I have a couple of times but I've then had paranoia that people know what I've been upto haha

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

It’s been known, sometimes you’ve just got to release the pressure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have done in the past, but not for a long time, unless you count having a wank while working from home......

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By *uckypups1000Couple
over a year ago

peterborough

Love a ad- hoc wank lol

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