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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well, there are a lot of ladies on fab here so they all like to think they all want different things being individuals! However, as a sweeping generalisation, The majority who actually want a single guy, not all do by a long margin, who will be nice to them, polite, treat them well, be healthy, hygienic and communicative, supply them with a larger than average cock in all dimensions and demonstrate he knows how to use it to give her as much pleasure as possible.
That sums it up really! Some might want extras like friendliness without being clingy or odd, smart dress, good sense of humour, BYOC - that’s bring your own condoms.
The ones who are a bit vain will set a higher minimum expectation of at least five floral displays delivered in advance, a gift of expensive perfume costing at least £1,000, a lorry-load of candles to light around the bedside, Premier Cru Champagne to sip in the bath both before and after the action and a shitzu to give her a giggle when it jumps on the bed and bites your ass while your giving it to her full pelt!
Be aware this may lead to further demands for a new 20-bed mansion, an engagement ring, a Wedding ring, several butlers all capable of satisfying her when you’re not around, eventually climaxing in a divorce deal which leaves you in abject poverty.
Unless her name is Melania Trump!!!
A word of caution around Christmas as you may well be expected to provide:
12 Drummers Drumming
Eleven Pipers Piping
Ten Lords a Leaping
Nine Ladies Dancing
Eight Maids a Milking
Seven Swans a Swimming
Six Geese a Laying
Five Golden Rings
Four Calling Birds
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree!
Don’t say I didn’t warn you!
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Sounds about right lolololol |
