FabSwingers.com forum: Who would be the last person you would you least want to bump into in a swingers club?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As live in the same town as my mother it would have to be her, not that my mother would be in a swingers club, but some of her friends might. Who would you hate to run into in a swingers club?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the ex husband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mother in law deff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

an ex would be awakward

maybe one of my childrens teachers

some one from work

a cpl of men who i know and dont like much

any of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any family member, especially my dad... oh the horror!!!!

Sarah x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My mother in law deff"

She might not recognise you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to be my mother-in-law

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Ted Bundy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

big gay following!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ted Bundy"

for me it would be one of my kids, i would die on the spot

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

For some people, maybe the wife? Or the husband of course...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thnk it would have to be a family member because if you ran into anyone like a teacher or them down the road who are they going to tell? without saying they were there too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a policeman who takes your viagra off you and gets your locker searched!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

My hopefully ex stalker...

after that my father in law...he is a right misery guts and i couldnt imagine anyone having fun if he were around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mum and dad and sister , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the one who said "can I fuck you without a condom, it's ok I am a Doctor"

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By *ouple_m_and_jCouple
over a year ago

Darlington

One of my kids!

Actually, my Fiance's mother might be a bit awkward too :P

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"the one who said "can I fuck you without a condom, it's ok I am a Doctor"

No they never...really?

the lollypop lady from the end of my street...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think your nan would be a shocker lol

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I think your nan would be a shocker lol "

It would she's dead...

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Anne Widdicombe

Gary Glitter

Jedward

Jeremy Clarkson

mmmm? just thinking a bit more about the Anne Widdicombe thing .... and maybe .... mmmm? Comes to senses NOOOOO! lol

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By *amescoupleCouple
over a year ago

north walsham

Either of our ex's though seeing the look on their faces could make it funny.

Bear Gryls or whatever his name is...having seen what he eats and drinks he wouldn't get near us...and thats without his god awfull personality!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

family would be ok not gonna judge as they are there xx maybe the kids would be weird lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deff me mum

Although I'd probably just say we need to work out a rota so we know when the other is going and we can avoid the same nights lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any relatives... Or neighbours... I recently seen a lady I'm friends with in the chat room in the week she doesn't know that my husband and u play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i introduced my dad to fab years ago... he ended up asking me what rimming was...after I told him he deleted his account saying it wasnt for him lol...doubt I'll see him in any clubs now

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By *onnoisseur100Man
over a year ago

Woking-ish

My Mum, as well, but then she's unlikely as she's in her eighties!

Sister or brother, no problem although wouldn't want to play.......but then again sister in law is good looking!

Immediate neighbours might be a problem.

Like my privacy too much lol.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I don't care about family members... swinging's something we're all open about.

It would probably be only those who are pushy, not of interest to me etc, but there'll always be plenty of choice and rules must be obeyed.

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Look at the wording of the original question...

So I'm gonna say Scarlett Johannson. Humminah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jabba the hut, but thats not gonna happen so... would probably have to be.... any of the meets we have had that didn't go well.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

TBH not worried about that one, kids know, friends know .... think bumping into David Cameron would upset me.. but then he would upset me if I met him in a church...;-)

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By *landPeggyCouple
over a year ago

Holland !

A couple who stole a guitar of mine, and deny it, there no way that there wouldn't be a horrendous argument, possibly a punch up.

If any friends, relations, neighbours or workmates turned up it would be ok, but we would avoid the darkroom.

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

my mumu, especially if she was in a gangbang !!! LOL

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By *weet DevilMan
over a year ago

dukinfield

i did meet the guy who runs the local newsagents lol he nearly shit himself and hurried away to get dressed and left he thought i was gonna tell his mrs the idiot

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

we once saw a close family member and his wife in chams,(didnt know they where swingers)

we just pretended we didnt know each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fred and Rose West

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it would have to be a member of the cabinet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone I know in the vanilla world especially my kid's friends like I did at the Lodge

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By *opbullMan
over a year ago

Merseyside northwest and northeast

when me and my ex first tryed a swingers club ,the old 'g spot' in leicester the first person i walked into in there was sally my accountant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *needcocks2Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

My boss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sisters would be horrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

John McCririck but then again if he was there it would give me a chance to chin the horrible fecker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"John McCririck but then again if he was there it would give me a chance to chin the horrible fecker!

XX"
lol he is gross

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By *hetalkingstoveMan
over a year ago

London

Anne Widdecombe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anne Widdecombe

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she's a virgin so would be her first time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our next door neighbours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jonathan Ross, jeremy clarkson etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at the wording of the original question...

So I'm gonna say Scarlett Johannson. Humminah!"

She's on comedy central just now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my sisteror brother in laws lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My step daughter, lol shes a very pretty young lady who i know experiments with some of her girlfriends, just could not imagine me and the mrs enjoying sum fun with a 3 sum, any combination only to look up and see her there, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yvette Cooper.....Ed Balls

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

My granny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum. Bella Emberg. Jedward.

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By *utAndThickMan
over a year ago

Nearby

Jedward..... They are so sexless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mum. Bella Emberg. Jedward."

I can't see Jedward shagging they just wouldn't know how.

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