FabSwingers.com forum: It’s been almost a year.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Since I’ve had a blowjob. I’ve forgotten what they feel like.

And for someone to take me in their hands... wouldn’t know what to do.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

You're an attractive bloke with a decent profile, I find it hard to believe you've not had offers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're an attractive bloke with a decent profile, I find it hard to believe you've not had offers?

I was thinking the same!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You both would be very surprised. I have had an offer, yes. My eldest got poorly though. Kids come first.

I try to flirt with women outside of here but, yeah...

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By *odkajemWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"You both would be very surprised. I have had an offer, yes. My eldest got poorly though. Kids come first.

I try to flirt with women outside of here but, yeah... "

I thought same, then saw your profile. Yep, single dad answers a lot of why, cos your own difficulties with time etc, but a lot of people probs pass you by cos they would presume you'd find it hard to meet, hence you stating it. Most of us don't put single parent so I'm guessing you do actually struggle with finding time.

Your time will come, your profile engages me and that's rare! So round up some people who get it and when the time is right set a date! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You both would be very surprised. I have had an offer, yes. My eldest got poorly though. Kids come first.

I try to flirt with women outside of here but, yeah...

Your time will come, your profile engages me and that's rare! So round up some people who get it and when the time is right set a date! X"

I just find it easier to state from the start. Rather than going in to explaining after - I’ve tried explaining after and people very often jumped to the wrong conclusion.

I’m very happy with myself but sometimes... you know?!

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

It’s really tough being a single parent and finding time for adult fun around real life. These days I mainly go to clubs because investing time to meet people is often such a let down (not always of course)

I know it’s different for a guy at a club, but it might be worth trying. I’ve met wonderful people in clubs.

V x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s really tough being a single parent and finding time for adult fun around real life. These days I mainly go to clubs because investing time to meet people is often such a let down (not always of course)

I know it’s different for a guy at a club, but it might be worth trying. I’ve met wonderful people in clubs.

V x "

I get what you’re saying but I don’t know if I’d feel comfortable in a club... just because, first off, the expense, then the making conversation, I’m not great at and a few other things too.

I’m not being a negative nancy... just explaining my side. I’m orobabky more of the reason!! Ha.

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By *odkajemWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"You both would be very surprised. I have had an offer, yes. My eldest got poorly though. Kids come first.

I try to flirt with women outside of here but, yeah...

Your time will come, your profile engages me and that's rare! So round up some people who get it and when the time is right set a date! X

I just find it easier to state from the start. Rather than going in to explaining after - I’ve tried explaining after and people very often jumped to the wrong conclusion.

I’m very happy with myself but sometimes... you know?! "

Yeah I get it, also sorts out some of the wheat from the chaff without trying. What wrong conclusions btw?

And yeah, I know x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You both would be very surprised. I have had an offer, yes. My eldest got poorly though. Kids come first.

I try to flirt with women outside of here but, yeah...

Your time will come, your profile engages me and that's rare! So round up some people who get it and when the time is right set a date! X

I just find it easier to state from the start. Rather than going in to explaining after - I’ve tried explaining after and people very often jumped to the wrong conclusion.

I’m very happy with myself but sometimes... you know?!

Yeah I get it, also sorts out some of the wheat from the chaff without trying. What wrong conclusions btw?

And yeah, I know x"

Wrong conclusions = married, doing it without partner knowing, cheating, time waster, fake, catfish... I’ve had a few!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'm a single parent, it can be hard balancing fab and non fab life but I think if you really really want to find time for meets you can.

Yes you might have to juggle, and maybe it's tricky to be spontaneous but it can be done.

Good luck OP.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a single parent, it can be hard balancing fab and non fab life but I think if you really really want to find time for meets you can.

Yes you might have to juggle, and maybe it's tricky to be spontaneous but it can be done.

Good luck OP."

thanks.

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Since I’ve had a blowjob. I’ve forgotten what they feel like.

And for someone to take me in their hands... wouldn’t know what to do. "

Oh really. Shame you are 190 miles away. I would take you in hand

Jo x

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

Abstinence is good for the soul

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Since I’ve had a blowjob. I’ve forgotten what they feel like.

And for someone to take me in their hands... wouldn’t know what to do. "

It's very nice..

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By *riggler90Couple
over a year ago

Essex and Dublin

"Since I’ve had a blowjob. I’ve forgotten what they feel like.

And for someone to take me in their hands... wouldn’t know what to do. "

Sequence of events:

Clicked on your profile,

Looked at your photos,

Clicked back a page,

Genuinely thought your headline said "Single man who loves a conker"

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By *onygirlieWoman
over a year ago

Leicestershire

That’s a shame nice profile etc as others have said. Sure you’re luck will change. I would think of applying but I’m flat chested!

Good luck OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since I’ve had a blowjob. I’ve forgotten what they feel like.

And for someone to take me in their hands... wouldn’t know what to do. "
only a year that not long sadly i think other blokes may been without longer i know i have more that because i can not remember when was the last time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since I’ve had a blowjob. I’ve forgotten what they feel like.

And for someone to take me in their hands... wouldn’t know what to do. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since I’ve had a blowjob. I’ve forgotten what they feel like.

And for someone to take me in their hands... wouldn’t know what to do. only a year that not long sadly i think other blokes may been without longer i know i have more that because i can not remember when was the last time"

Have you ever had one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That’s a shame nice profile etc as others have said. Sure you’re luck will change. I would think of applying but I’m flat chested!

Good luck OP

I’m also out of your age range!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Since I’ve had a blowjob. I’ve forgotten what they feel like.

And for someone to take me in their hands... wouldn’t know what to do.

Sequence of events:

Clicked on your profile,

Looked at your photos,

Clicked back a page,

Genuinely thought your headline said "Single man who loves a conker""

Nothing wrong with a conker or two! Ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since I’ve had a blowjob. I’ve forgotten what they feel like.

And for someone to take me in their hands... wouldn’t know what to do. "

2 hours for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since I’ve had a blowjob. I’ve forgotten what they feel like.

Have you ever had one?"
yes but that was before moving back to the uk which i do not say much lately as every one miss understands me but life honest does not pay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since I’ve had a blowjob. I’ve forgotten what they feel like.

And for someone to take me in their hands... wouldn’t know what to do. "

Is it because of the law, banning playing with conkers, maybe?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Since I’ve had a blowjob. I’ve forgotten what they feel like.

And for someone to take me in their hands... wouldn’t know what to do.

Is it because of the law, banning playing with conkers, maybe?"

Has it been a year since playing with clinkers was banned... maybe that’s it then?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have to say, the response to this has been very warming, you never know when posting on here what sort of response you’re going to get but thank you, everyone.

I’ve even had messages from single women! Who would have thought a single man in here reviving a message! Ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get yoor child along to some sort of activity group. I bet you'll find single mums there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's any consolation, I've always said a good handjob is better than a poor blowjob!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get yoor child along to some sort of activity group. I bet you'll find single mums there...

Ha! Oh yes and they’re all there along with unicorns and flying pigs. Plus being hit on around their kids makes everyone feel perfectly comfortable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get yoor child along to some sort of activity group. I bet you'll find single mums there...

Ha! Oh yes and they’re all there along with unicorns and flying pigs. Plus being hit on around their kids makes everyone feel perfectly comfortable. "

You don't have to bend them over the kiddy slide during playgroup. Basically it's a way to meet women in a similar situation who will understand. It's up to you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can sympathise with your situation. I’m not playing top trumps but it’s been 9 years for a blowjob for me. The wife stopped doing it 9 years ago and even then it was a half hearted effort!

Now a dad of two daughters and work full time too.

I’d desperately love one.

I’ve had offers from men but I’m not sure about it from a man. Would be so much easier for me if I was gay or bi I’d be rolling in them.

Best of luck with your quest for one.

If anyone is reading this and is in the Newcastle/North Tyneside area and can help me out please.... seriously

Best regards

Mark

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get yoor child along to some sort of activity group. I bet you'll find single mums there...

Ha! Oh yes and they’re all there along with unicorns and flying pigs. Plus being hit on around their kids makes everyone feel perfectly comfortable.

You don't have to bend them over the kiddy slide during playgroup. Basically it's a way to meet women in a similar situation who will understand. It's up to you..."

I don’t think anyone likes to have their kids about when someone is trying to flirt with them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t think anyone likes to have their kids about when someone is trying to flirt with them... "

You need to get to the school gates 10 minutes earlier..

You wouldn't believe the attention some of the dads get before the bell goes at my kids school.

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Apparently patience is a virtue.. I actually have none

but I'm sure when the right person comes along then it will have been worth the wait.

good luck OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get yoor child along to some sort of activity group. I bet you'll find single mums there...

Ha! Oh yes and they’re all there along with unicorns and flying pigs. Plus being hit on around their kids makes everyone feel perfectly comfortable.

You don't have to bend them over the kiddy slide during playgroup. Basically it's a way to meet women in a similar situation who will understand. It's up to you...

I don’t think anyone likes to have their kids about when someone is trying to flirt with them... "

You don't have to dive in with your cock out straight away. it's just a simple way to meet people...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get yoor child along to some sort of activity group. I bet you'll find single mums there...

Ha! Oh yes and they’re all there along with unicorns and flying pigs. Plus being hit on around their kids makes everyone feel perfectly comfortable.

You don't have to bend them over the kiddy slide during playgroup. Basically it's a way to meet women in a similar situation who will understand. It's up to you...

I don’t think anyone likes to have their kids about when someone is trying to flirt with them...

You don't have to dive in with your cock out straight away. it's just a simple way to meet people..."

My kids are two years old and nine months. Of course I take them to clubs, we go all the time. Chatting to people is not an issue. I can talk the hind legs off of a donkey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are these "blow jobs" people speak of????

Yes, it's been *that* long....

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Nice conkers OP.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice conkers OP. "

Thanks, nice dumplings!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suddenly come over all cougarish ...

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By *am DavisMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Hmmm I love a cougar x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Suddenly come over all cougarish ...

Ha, well, I’m sure that will pass - I must say, this thread has certainly got me more messages and attention than I’ve ever had from the site... I wonder if part of it is because people like the idea of being the ‘first’ in a very long time for me... or, I could take some responsibility in listening to what others have said above and take credit for my profile and pictures... maybe it’s both, either way, thanks everyone!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Nice conkers OP.

Thanks, nice dumplings!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It’s still been over a year... I’m kiddy free in the evenings for the couple of evenings, too... here’s to hoping!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I am sure you will have no problems. Very nice written profile x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am sure you will have no problems. Very nice written profile x"

I’m in no manic rush... but wow! Your pics!!

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By *irl1234xxxWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Aww if I was nearer, I’d take you in hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I hope you get your desires ...

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I am sure you will have no problems. Very nice written profile x

I’m in no manic rush... but wow! Your pics!! "

Thank you, though you haven't saw the face

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aww if I was nearer, I’d take you in hand

Now there’s an offer! I have a car! Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am sure you will have no problems. Very nice written profile x

I’m in no manic rush... but wow! Your pics!!

Thank you, though you haven't saw the face

You’re more than welcome to message any time! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

An update - this all changed the other week. Wow, what an experience.

Made me realise just what I’d been missing!

Hoping for penetrative sex, next... watch this space!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad it’s turning around for you.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Glad it’s turning around for you. "

Anal is the week after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since I’ve had a blowjob. I’ve forgotten what they feel like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shame you're miles away from me. You seem like a good guy and they're difficult to find on here (and elsewhere). Good profile and great pics.

It's hard being a single parent, work and trying to Fab (as well as have a 'normal' life) so I hear you. It's usually a good few months between meets for me with scheduling and money.

Hope you find someone soon, OP xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Glad it’s turning around for you.

Anal is the week after

Haha! Yes, quite! I wish! Maybe next year...

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"An update - this all changed the other week. Wow, what an experience.

Made me realise just what I’d been missing!

Hoping for penetrative sex, next... watch this space! "

Glad your fortunes have changed x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An update - this all changed the other week. Wow, what an experience.

Made me realise just what I’d been missing!

Hoping for penetrative sex, next... watch this space!

Glad your fortunes have changed x"

thanks - appreciate it. Hopefully we can chat more and meet up soon, too!

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