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By *hill44 OP   Man
over a year ago

hinckley

I was told the other day a house with pampuss grass in the front garden, is a house where the couple are swingers,

Is this true can anyone enlighten me on this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes that’s 100% true.

You should knock on the door and ask if they fancy a fuck, they’ll definitely say yes.

Treat them with respect though

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By *kyblue1878Couple
over a year ago

Southport

1970's old wives tale, which probably was replaced by owning a hot tub in the 2000's

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By *hill44 OP   Man
over a year ago

hinckley


"1970's old wives tale, which probably was replaced by owning a hot tub in the 2000's "

Thanks its out of date then , won't knock on the door & ask for some fun then

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By *hill44 OP   Man
over a year ago

hinckley


"Yes that’s 100% true.

You should knock on the door and ask if they fancy a fuck, they’ll definitely say yes.

Treat them with respect though "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha. I remember being told this. Mine was in the back garden though

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By *hill44 OP   Man
over a year ago

hinckley


"Haha. I remember being told this. Mine was in the back garden though"

Move the house 180 degrees it will be your front garden then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a large bush of it in my back garden

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By *hill44 OP   Man
over a year ago

hinckley


"I have a large bush of it in my back garden "

Free advertising if you put some in the front garden

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own


"I have a large bush of it in my back garden "

Must...resist...obvious...joke...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*pampas grass

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By *hill44 OP   Man
over a year ago

hinckley


"*pampas grass"

Spelt it wrong then lol

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

aw bless!

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By *hill44 OP   Man
over a year ago

hinckley


"aw bless!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our estate is full of it, would be funny if it was true!

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"Haha. I remember being told this. Mine was in the back garden though"

That’s a sign that you like it up the back!

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Well we have it in Spain but not the UK so maybe that makes us part time swingers lol

We did think the hot tub was the code for swingers these days but think it’s just people end up getting d*unk in the hot tub then end up naked and well one thing leads to erm a lot of things haha

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By *hill44 OP   Man
over a year ago

hinckley


"Well we have it in Spain but not the UK so maybe that makes us part time swingers lol

We did think the hot tub was the code for swingers these days but think it’s just people end up getting d*unk in the hot tub then end up naked and well one thing leads to erm a lot of things haha "

I'll get a hot tub in my front garden see who jumps in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha. I remember being told this. Mine was in the back garden though

That’s a sign that you like it up the back!"

Lol not me

I used to burn the bloody thing, but within a week it would be back

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

Could just imagine some horny bloke knocking on an old lady’s door because she has pampas grass in the garden

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By *hill44 OP   Man
over a year ago

hinckley


"Could just imagine some horny bloke knocking on an old lady’s door because she has pampas grass in the garden "

Could get him arrested lol

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By *.A.MGUY55Man
over a year ago

Rochdale

Omg false as each an every garden where I live has one or 2 pampas grasses in the garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was told the other day a house with pampuss grass in the front garden, is a house where the couple are swingers,

Is this true can anyone enlighten me on this? "

Yes, as true as any other urban myth you might stumble upon

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

It's a well known meme.

'The comic strip' did a film called "sex, actually" where pampas grass was a plot device.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes that’s 100% true.

You should knock on the door and ask if they fancy a fuck, they’ll definitely say yes.

Treat them with respect though "

Ha ha ha

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By *plbnorfolkCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

We have pampas grass and a hot tub......

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"We have pampas grass and a hot tub...... "

And a fish symbol on the back of your car?

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By *orkscouple2003Couple
over a year ago

Dewsbury

We planted pampas grass when we moved into our new house & before we became swingers! maybe it was written in the stars ha

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

It was a 70's thing, wasn't it?

I've got some in my front garden, it's rather lovely when in 'flower' but doesn't mean anything else!!!

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By *attooedBBWWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"1970's old wives tale, which probably was replaced by owning a hot tub in the 2000's "

So true hahahahaha

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By *ostafunMan
over a year ago

near ipswich


"Haha. I remember being told this. Mine was in the back garden though"
That means the do anal too.

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By *hill44 OP   Man
over a year ago

hinckley


"We have pampas grass and a hot tub...... "

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Well we have it in Spain but not the UK so maybe that makes us part time swingers lol

We did think the hot tub was the code for swingers these days but think it’s just people end up getting d*unk in the hot tub then end up naked and well one thing leads to erm a lot of things haha

I'll get a hot tub in my front garden see who jumps in "

I bet the postman has a go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the rumour were to be true it would mean vast swathes of land in Brazil, Uruguay and Argentina would be home to swingers. As this is from where the grass originates.

Lesson over class dismissed!

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By *mm and HerCouple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

I've always wondered where this cam from. Along with...has anyone actually put their car keys in a bowl and...?

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By *hill44 OP   Man
over a year ago

hinckley


"I've always wondered where this cam from. Along with...has anyone actually put their car keys in a bowl and...?"

I'm yet to put keys in a bowl on my wish list

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

We have a pampass grass in front garden but it self seeded from 2 doors up who have now removed their one!!

Also is it true that the sign of a caravan swinger is a welly upside down over the jockey wheel?

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By * little bit naughtyCouple
over a year ago

Bedford

Our place has pampas grass in the back, but it was here when we moved in.

It was a good private giggle when we looked round with the estate agent!

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By *hill44 OP   Man
over a year ago

hinckley


"Our place has pampas grass in the back, but it was here when we moved in.

It was a good private giggle when we looked round with the estate agent!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was told the other day a house with pampuss grass in the front garden, is a house where the couple are swingers,

Is this true can anyone enlighten me on this? "

No, ours is in the back garden

Mrs

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Like a lot of myths there may be a grain of truth in it...

Recall an episode of Taggart (yes there was a murder) that dealt with swingers whose code sign was an ornamental garden hedgehog..

Makes you wonder with the research you have with these programmes where did that come from or was it just script writers sitting round table chewing the fat that came up with hedgehog

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By *ick1979xxMan
over a year ago

hornyville

Profile

Mustluvdogs

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

I fit loads of hot tubs but had no offers of anything apart from a cup of tea

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Does the amount in the garden indicate the experience of the owners?

Why we ask is that a neighbour has tons of the stuff and has offered us some...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does the amount in the garden indicate the experience of the owners?

Why we ask is that a neighbour has tons of the stuff and has offered us some... "

Oh, if I'd have known there's some going for free - wouldn't have payed the money for the two I've planted spring time

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Does the amount in the garden indicate the experience of the owners?

Why we ask is that a neighbour has tons of the stuff and has offered us some...

Oh, if I'd have known there's some going for free - wouldn't have payed the money for the two I've planted spring time "

Hedgehogs love em too... No prick jokes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can buy pink pampas grass...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve unfortunately got it in my garden now - seeded from the neighbours next door - it’s currently squeezing all my other flowers and s to death

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"I’ve unfortunately got it in my garden now - seeded from the neighbours next door - it’s currently squeezing all my other flowers and s to death"
its a bit like the single womans inbox here, it has a tendency to go rampant if left unchecked...

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By *etite HandfulWoman
over a year ago

Chester

It takes 4 years to grow to a decent height and people move on average every 7 years so best just go with "people who dig pampas grass up when they more might just be swingers"

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

Urban myth! google it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve unfortunately got it in my garden now - seeded from the neighbours next door - it’s currently squeezing all my other flowers and s to death its a bit like the single womans inbox here, it has a tendency to go rampant if left unchecked... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you heard the one about swingers in supermarkets: they go around with an upside down pineapple in their trolley

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