FabSwingers.com forum: What goes in a vagina?!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is the weirdest thing you have put inside you or put into someone?!

Mine? The non sharp end of a vibrating electric shaver!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was very young, naive and horny I used a kitchen roll holder and tried to sit on it as it was a lovely shape and I needed something in me

it felt awful though and it scraped my insides as it had a sharp end I didn't notice lmao. Luckily, no permanent damage.

I used to use a hairbrush as a dildo too when I was younger! Weird but surprisingly good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I was very young, naive and horny I used a kitchen roll holder and tried to sit on it as it was a lovely shape and I needed something in me

it felt awful though and it scraped my insides as it had a sharp end I didn't notice lmao. Luckily, no permanent damage.

I used to use a hairbrush as a dildo too when I was younger! Weird but surprisingly good

Ouch to the first one!! I hear you on the hairbrush, been tempted before!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember seeing some hair products in boots. Cant remember the brand, maybe Tony and guy, but remember thinking how many woman would probably use the bottle. I am sure it was modelled on a dildo intentionally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I was very young, naive and horny I used a kitchen roll holder and tried to sit on it as it was a lovely shape and I needed something in me

it felt awful though and it scraped my insides as it had a sharp end I didn't notice lmao. Luckily, no permanent damage.

I used to use a hairbrush as a dildo too when I was younger! Weird but surprisingly good

Haha hairbrush gets it every time

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

One of my ex FB's tried to give me a show with a banana, and failed.

A few years later when we reunited for a dirty weekend away and she brought one with her to try again.

It was good... She said the black bit at the end doesn't feel nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was much younger I used an attachment for a curling tong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A partner once used a mars bar on me. It melted and snapped off inside me and we couldn’t get it back out. The result in the morning looked like I had a dirty protest where it had melted out of me all night!!

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

Two cocks, bareback...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some great answers here!

I saw a dove deodorant bottle lately and got turned on! I think certain objects are made to look arrousing!!

Curling tongs though.....ouch!

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Mini milk lollies...they can be fun..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mini milk lollies...they can be fun.."

Twister, but she regretted it half way in, she said she had a vagina freeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a video on another site of a woman with a butternut squash inserted in her pussy (wide end first)

Wouldn't be my thing lol. I much prefer body parts and toys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A small trophy cup that her brother had won for a karate competition. She was upset at him for getting only the third place.

Man, I had some weird exes...

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"Mini milk lollies...they can be fun..

Twister, but she regretted it half way in, she said she had a vagina freeze "

That's why mini milk is better...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I was very young, naive and horny I used a kitchen roll holder and tried to sit on it as it was a lovely shape and I needed something in me

it felt awful though and it scraped my insides as it had a sharp end I didn't notice lmao. Luckily, no permanent damage.

I used to use a hairbrush as a dildo too when I was younger! Weird but surprisingly good

Hair brushes are best used as a spanking paddle!

Talking from a recieving perspective

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mini milk lollies...they can be fun..

Twister, but she regretted it half way in, she said she had a vagina freeze

That's why mini milk is better...

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but how?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mini milk lollies...they can be fun..

Twister, but she regretted it half way in, she said she had a vagina freeze

That's why mini milk is better...

What are they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hair brush is used for masturbating, spanking and for hair... Well It's like a Swiss army knife

I will never think of hair brushes in the same way again.

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"Mini milk lollies...they can be fun..

Twister, but she regretted it half way in, she said she had a vagina freeze

That's why mini milk is better...

What are they

Mini milk ice lollies..frozen strawberry, chocolate , or vanilla milk lollies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mini milk lollies...they can be fun..

Twister, but she regretted it half way in, she said she had a vagina freeze

That's why mini milk is better...

What are they

Mini milk ice lollies..frozen strawberry, chocolate , or vanilla milk lollies. "

Oh my god, you just made me feel so old!

I want one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mini milk lollies...they can be fun..

Twister, but she regretted it half way in, she said she had a vagina freeze

That's why mini milk is better...

What are they

Mini milk ice lollies..frozen strawberry, chocolate , or vanilla milk lollies.

Oh my god, you just made me feel so old!

I want one

"
basically the best ice-cream ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mini milk lollies...they can be fun..

Twister, but she regretted it half way in, she said she had a vagina freeze

That's why mini milk is better...

What are they

Mini milk ice lollies..frozen strawberry, chocolate , or vanilla milk lollies.

Oh my god, you just made me feel so old!

I want one

basically the best ice-cream ever "

Nah mate, Haagen-Dazs Irish Cream Coffee and Biscuit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mini milk lollies...they can be fun..

Twister, but she regretted it half way in, she said she had a vagina freeze

That's why mini milk is better...

What are they

Mini milk ice lollies..frozen strawberry, chocolate , or vanilla milk lollies.

Oh my god, you just made me feel so old!

I want one

basically the best ice-cream ever

Nah mate, Haagen-Dazs Irish Cream Coffee and Biscuit "

Milkie Moos dipped in Vagina....yum!!!!

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

If anyone wants to drive the van I will be the woman in the back dipping the lollies and giving them that extra flavour

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By *atcake1973Man
over a year ago

stoke on Trent

Depends on what she wants up there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoked salmon.

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By *Marvel-Man
over a year ago

In The Gym

Banana. Spoon. Knickers. Glow stick. Giggle balls. Soap bottle. Cucumber. Carrot.

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By *Marvel-Man
over a year ago

In The Gym

Ice cube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill happily come taste test????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A calippo lolly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some great answers here!

I saw a dove deodorant bottle lately and got turned on! I think certain objects are made to look arrousing!!

Curling tongs though.....ouch!"

It was a smooth one, and not on at the time, haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lols of chocolate and ice cream here

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By *irtyMatt25Man
over a year ago

Northampton

"A partner once used a mars bar on me. It melted and snapped off inside me and we couldn’t get it back out. The result in the morning looked like I had a dirty protest where it had melted out of me all night!!"

Would of ate the Mars bar out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ginger...

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By *ants Horse Hung CockMan
over a year ago

co durham

Ive seen this and other huge objects. I love it. Always wanted to try with someone

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By *atureandhornyCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

A rounders bat.

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

"A rounders bat.

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If you were yanks, Would it have been a baseball bat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marsbar, wine bottle, strawberries and a banana. Not up me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After reading this thread.. I just feel hungry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as I get to taste too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything if you're brave enough

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By *oey69essexdoggerMan
over a year ago

Clacton-on-Sea

I used to date a girl that like me inserting a Cadbury snowflake and then eating it !

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By *ethnmelvCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Rolling Pin, Cucumber and a steel Lemon Reamer have all been fun

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"Smoked salmon.

something fishy about this post!!!!

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

"[Removed by poster at 03/06/19 23:16:38]"

A wooden coat hanger, my Cindy doll, action man fruits and veg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well a girl I knew a few years ago from high school used a 3 litre cola bottle...

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By *otnew16Man
over a year ago

Dartford

Back in the day an ex loved to pleasure herself with a king size mars bar!

Unbelievably messy but so good to watch and eat!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forgot, corn on the cob

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

"Well a girl I knew a few years ago from high school used a 3 litre cola bottle... "

Did she sing ‘I want to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony “

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 03/06/19 23:16:38]

A wooden coat hanger, my Cindy doll, action man fruits and veg"

Wow good girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disappointed with this thread, I was secretly hoping vagina was a new cocktail and this was a recipe guide

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Don’t suppose there are any ladies who used a tow bar

I need me caravan towed from Croydon to Dublin at the weekend.

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By *akers delightCouple
over a year ago

Near Dover but not in

An old FB once watched a clip of a women riding a 1ltr bottle.

I challenged her to do the same.

She tried and failed but it was fun to watch her try.

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By *astdevonmylfCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Friend of mine, in a role play and trust exercise: loaded shotgun.

I’m not even kidding!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Friend of mine, in a role play and trust exercise: loaded shotgun.

I’m not even kidding! "

Yikes! That is playing with fire!!

My husband suggested a bowling pin/butternut squash. I am fmvery tempted and also open to more suggestions!

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By *actilemale4uMan
over a year ago

London

Have in the past eaten kik kat mars bar and banana have to rush before the chocolate melts and banana goes squiggie. But very tasty

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By *ickle66Couple
over a year ago

Colchester

Weirdest thing was a road cone. Wine bottle, gear stick pics can be seen on profile x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That suggestion is the better option...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is the weirdest thing you have put inside you or put into someone?!

Mine? The non sharp end of a vibrating electric shaver!"

Snickers , melted very quickly tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried a banana with this girl once it didn’t go very well so the next time we used a cucumber...

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

Fresh ear of corn

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By *orrow my wifeCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

A plastic tube which held cleaning wipes .

It's 8cm diameter and I find that a lovely feeling

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Minstrels.... they don’t melt

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By *exylovingcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Uxbridge

Gear level from a manual car with the engine running, made me cum loads.

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By *reenlanerCouple
over a year ago

bournemouth

Wine bottle

4 cell mag light

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