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"I can't stop laughing Share the joke ?" I'm laughing because I can't believe someone actually put this on! | |||
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"I can't stop laughing Share the joke ? I'm laughing because I can't believe someone actually put this on!" A few years ago now I knew a very kind and decent person (who had dwarfism) who used to frequent a club near to me. Always liked to party and had a very good sense of humour. It's a shame people are so judgemental . | |||
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"I once dated a girl who was very petite and due to being just 4'10", she was technically a dwarf... The first time we got intimate, she was straddling me on the sofa and rubbing me through my jeans. Suddenly she stopped and looked a bit embarassed... she said "I should just warn you, sometimes it can be a bit tricky having sex due to me being so tiny... and you feel... well, quite big..." My cock grew even harder as it swelled with pride, "Well," i said, "perhaps you'd better let Little Cooligan out and have a propr look..." She shuffled back a liitle on my lap, and slowly started to unbutton my jeans, occasionally catching my eye, seductively biting her lip, cheeks flushed. Eventually, she reached into my boxers and carefully manoeuvred my cock allowing it to spring free. She took hold of my pride and joy, took one look at it and said "Oh no, that'll be no problem." (true story!) "Now i'm laughing! You poor sod. She wasn't a dwarf. Just short. Whatever - I like her ! | |||
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"I have a phobia of dwarves, this could cure me??" Me too!!!!! I’m glad I’m not the only one, I feel so bad but it’s scary for me. Molly XX | |||
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"OP you've sunk so low - really?" why is it low? dwarves do like sex and are attracted to people they are still human. | |||
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"OP you've sunk so low - really?" I’m sorry, but this, unwittingly, has to be the best response | |||
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"I once dated a girl who was very petite and due to being just 4'10", she was technically a dwarf... The first time we got intimate, she was straddling me on the sofa and rubbing me through my jeans. Suddenly she stopped and looked a bit embarassed... she said "I should just warn you, sometimes it can be a bit tricky having sex due to me being so tiny... and you feel... well, quite big..." My cock grew even harder as it swelled with pride, "Well," i said, "perhaps you'd better let Little Cooligan out and have a propr look..." She shuffled back a liitle on my lap, and slowly started to unbutton my jeans, occasionally catching my eye, seductively biting her lip, cheeks flushed. Eventually, she reached into my boxers and carefully manoeuvred my cock allowing it to spring free. She took hold of my pride and joy, took one look at it and said "Oh no, that'll be no problem." (true story!) "So funny. | |||
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"I once dated a girl who was very petite and due to being just 4'10", she was technically a dwarf... The first time we got intimate, she was straddling me on the sofa and rubbing me through my jeans. Suddenly she stopped and looked a bit embarassed... she said "I should just warn you, sometimes it can be a bit tricky having sex due to me being so tiny... and you feel... well, quite big..." My cock grew even harder as it swelled with pride, "Well," i said, "perhaps you'd better let Little Cooligan out and have a propr look..." She shuffled back a liitle on my lap, and slowly started to unbutton my jeans, occasionally catching my eye, seductively biting her lip, cheeks flushed. Eventually, she reached into my boxers and carefully manoeuvred my cock allowing it to spring free. She took hold of my pride and joy, took one look at it and said "Oh no, that'll be no problem." (true story!) "4’10” is not a bloody dwarf - Mrs here is only 4’10 1/2 “ !!! And trust me there isn’t a cock made so big she can’t take it | |||
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"I can't stop laughing Share the joke ?" I once had an argument with a dwarf but walked away knowing I was the bigger man  | |||
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"I once dated a girl who was very petite and due to being just 4'10", she was technically a dwarf... The first time we got intimate, she was straddling me on the sofa and rubbing me through my jeans. Suddenly she stopped and looked a bit embarassed... she said "I should just warn you, sometimes it can be a bit tricky having sex due to me being so tiny... and you feel... well, quite big..." My cock grew even harder as it swelled with pride, "Well," i said, "perhaps you'd better let Little Cooligan out and have a propr look..." She shuffled back a liitle on my lap, and slowly started to unbutton my jeans, occasionally catching my eye, seductively biting her lip, cheeks flushed. Eventually, she reached into my boxers and carefully manoeuvred my cock allowing it to spring free. She took hold of my pride and joy, took one look at it and said "Oh no, that'll be no problem." (true story!) " that can’t be a true surely? It’s funny either way! | |||
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"I once dated a girl who was very petite and due to being just 4'10", she was technically a dwarf... The first time we got intimate, she was straddling me on the sofa and rubbing me through my jeans. Suddenly she stopped and looked a bit embarassed... she said "I should just warn you, sometimes it can be a bit tricky having sex due to me being so tiny... and you feel... well, quite big..." My cock grew even harder as it swelled with pride, "Well," i said, "perhaps you'd better let Little Cooligan out and have a propr look..." She shuffled back a liitle on my lap, and slowly started to unbutton my jeans, occasionally catching my eye, seductively biting her lip, cheeks flushed. Eventually, she reached into my boxers and carefully manoeuvred my cock allowing it to spring free. She took hold of my pride and joy, took one look at it and said "Oh no, that'll be no problem." (true story!) " | |||
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"Tyrion Lannister sends his regards " Very good, he wants to die very old, drinking wine with a beautiful lady sucking his cock. | |||
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that can’t be a true surely? It’s funny either way!"100% true I’m afraid! It was the girl that told me she qualified as a dwarf at 4’10”, not sure if that’s correct... she was tiny, and a ‘perfect 10’!! Daft as a box of frogs though so it didn’t last... I used to work as an journalist and once interviewed a very famous dwarf actor who’s sadly no longer with us. We did a photo shoot and then a Q&A session over dinner where he drank 3 halves of Guinness and ended up completely plastered! I drove him home and he stood up in the footwell of my car holding the dashboard because he’d eaten too much. We got pulled over by the police who were rather surprised to see a midget singing show tunes standing up in the car! He ended up giving the police officer an autograph! | |||
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"Just wondering if anyone been lucky enough to have met a dwarf lady or man while swinging." had to turn down an over amorous admirer at a club recently...but only because he a was a little grumpy | |||
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that can’t be a true surely? It’s funny either way!
100% true I’m afraid! It was the girl that told me she qualified as a dwarf at 4’10”, not sure if that’s correct... she was tiny, and a ‘perfect 10’!! Daft as a box of frogs though so it didn’t last...
I used to work as an journalist and once interviewed a very famous dwarf actor who’s sadly no longer with us. We did a photo shoot and then a Q&A session over dinner where he drank 3 halves of Guinness and ended up completely plastered!
I drove him home and he stood up in the footwell of my car holding the dashboard because he’d eaten too much. We got pulled over by the police who were rather surprised to see a midget singing show tunes standing up in the car!
He ended up giving the police officer an autograph!"Brilliant! That’s just made me laugh! | |||
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"OP you've sunk so low - really?" I asked my friend how low he would stoop. He said .... daschund. | |||
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"statistically 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy Sad but true" I'm Grumpy | |||
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"Wow. Objectifying. Piss talking. More than one person claiming a “phobia”. Grow up. People are different. Some have achondroplasia. Some have Down’s Syndrome. Some have Spina Bifida or Multiple Sclerosis or have a breast removed. Some have scarring. Some use a walking stick or a wheelchair. Some are blind or deaf. If your body meets the culturally accepted idea of “perfection” - great. Let’s hope nothing every changes that because you might find that, one day, you’re on the other side of the fence with us freaks. You’re right. We do “have feelings”. My overriding feeling right now is pity for the pathetically shallow, narrow minded, judgmental people on this thread. " | |||
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"Wow. Objectifying. Piss talking. More than one person claiming a “phobia”. Grow up. People are different. Some have achondroplasia. Some have Down’s Syndrome. Some have Spina Bifida or Multiple Sclerosis or have a breast removed. Some have scarring. Some use a walking stick or a wheelchair. Some are blind or deaf. If your body meets the culturally accepted idea of “perfection” - great. Let’s hope nothing every changes that because you might find that, one day, you’re on the other side of the fence with us freaks. You’re right. We do “have feelings”. My overriding feeling right now is pity for the pathetically shallow, narrow minded, judgmental people on this thread. " This
Seriously?? How about we all start threads for jokes about people? Their sexuality, age, race, nationality, mental health, disability or pretty much anything that victimises and picks on a specific group of people for something they have no control over! | |||
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"I'd definitely be into playing with a female dwarf or midget "So would I, one of my kinky fantasys | |||
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"I once dated a girl who was very petite and due to being just 4'10", she was technically a dwarf... The first time we got intimate, she was straddling me on the sofa and rubbing me through my jeans. Suddenly she stopped and looked a bit embarassed... she said "I should just warn you, sometimes it can be a bit tricky having sex due to me being so tiny... and you feel... well, quite big..." My cock grew even harder as it swelled with pride, "Well," i said, "perhaps you'd better let Little Cooligan out and have a propr look..." She shuffled back a liitle on my lap, and slowly started to unbutton my jeans, occasionally catching my eye, seductively biting her lip, cheeks flushed. Eventually, she reached into my boxers and carefully manoeuvred my cock allowing it to spring free. She took hold of my pride and joy, took one look at it and said "Oh no, that'll be no problem." (true story!) "I can say first hand that the size of the person has nothing to do with what their vagina will take! | |||
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"Wow. Objectifying. Piss talking. More than one person claiming a “phobia”. Grow up. People are different. Some have achondroplasia. Some have Down’s Syndrome. Some have Spina Bifida or Multiple Sclerosis or have a breast removed. Some have scarring. Some use a walking stick or a wheelchair. Some are blind or deaf. If your body meets the culturally accepted idea of “perfection” - great. Let’s hope nothing every changes that because you might find that, one day, you’re on the other side of the fence with us freaks. You’re right. We do “have feelings”. My overriding feeling right now is pity for the pathetically shallow, narrow minded, judgmental people on this thread. " “Grow up” | |||
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"Just wondering if anyone been lucky enough to have met a dwarf lady or man while swinging." Replace the words "dwarf lady" with wheelchair user or person with Downes and the comments on this thread don't sound quite as "funny"... | |||
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"I once dated a girl who was very petite and due to being just 4'10", she was technically a dwarf... The first time we got intimate, she was straddling me on the sofa and rubbing me through my jeans. Suddenly she stopped and looked a bit embarassed... she said "I should just warn you, sometimes it can be a bit tricky having sex due to me being so tiny... and you feel... well, quite big..." My cock grew even harder as it swelled with pride, "Well," i said, "perhaps you'd better let Little Cooligan out and have a propr look..." She shuffled back a liitle on my lap, and slowly started to unbutton my jeans, occasionally catching my eye, seductively biting her lip, cheeks flushed. Eventually, she reached into my boxers and carefully manoeuvred my cock allowing it to spring free. She took hold of my pride and joy, took one look at it and said "Oh no, that'll be no problem." (true story!)
4’10” is not a bloody dwarf - Mrs here is only 4’10 1/2 “ !!!
And trust me there isn’t a cock made so big she can’t take it "And a bloody stunner she looks too | |||
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"Just wondering if anyone been lucky enough to have met a dwarf lady or man while swinging. Replace the words "dwarf lady" with wheelchair user or person with Downes and the comments on this thread don't sound quite as "funny"..."
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"I have a phobia of dwarves, this could cure me??" Omg me too !! I don’t think you will see Derren Brown using this tactic tho | |||
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"Wow. Objectifying. Piss talking. More than one person claiming a “phobia”. Grow up. People are different. Some have achondroplasia. Some have Down’s Syndrome. Some have Spina Bifida or Multiple Sclerosis or have a breast removed. Some have scarring. Some use a walking stick or a wheelchair. Some are blind or deaf. If your body meets the culturally accepted idea of “perfection” - great. Let’s hope nothing every changes that because you might find that, one day, you’re on the other side of the fence with us freaks. You’re right. We do “have feelings”. My overriding feeling right now is pity for the pathetically shallow, narrow minded, judgmental people on this thread. " | |||
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"Tyrion Lannister sends his regards Very good, he wants to die very old, drinking wine with a beautiful lady sucking his cock. "I'm I once walked into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass.... | |||
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"Just wondering if anyone been lucky enough to have met a dwarf lady or man while swinging." Met all 7 of them but only 4 could get it up, the others had to fluff and oral etc. IOne turned out to be a part time book keeper, always said it’s the little things that count. One had a hoe, a pick and a great big dick! | |||
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"Wow. Objectifying. Piss talking. More than one person claiming a “phobia”. Grow up. People are different. Some have achondroplasia. Some have Down’s Syndrome. Some have Spina Bifida or Multiple Sclerosis or have a breast removed. Some have scarring. Some use a walking stick or a wheelchair. Some are blind or deaf. If your body meets the culturally accepted idea of “perfection” - great. Let’s hope nothing every changes that because you might find that, one day, you’re on the other side of the fence with us freaks. You’re right. We do “have feelings”. My overriding feeling right now is pity for the pathetically shallow, narrow minded, judgmental people on this thread. This
Seriously?? How about we all start threads for jokes about people? Their sexuality, age, race, nationality, mental health, disability or pretty much anything that victimises and picks on a specific group of people for something they have no control over! "Absolutely! I was beginning to lose hope as I got further down this thread. Glad to see there are some who had the same reaction as me! If the thread were about fat women, wheelchair users, amputees or any other demographic who might not look what you considering be "normal" (God I hate that word!), would you all still be so quick to take the piss?! As much as I've found it uncomfortable reading, the thread has been a real eye opener. | |||
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"Just wondering if anyone been lucky enough to have met a dwarf lady or man while swinging." If youre lucky enough you might find all seven of em! | |||
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"I have a phobia of dwarves, this could cure me?? Me too!!!!! I’m glad I’m not the only one, I feel so bad but it’s scary for me. Molly XX" I was not taken the piss! if you look I have said I feel so bad! I really do find it scary, everyone has something they get panicky about and brings on anxiety for. And it happens that this is one thing for me it’s the same with cows and food left on faces after eating, I’ve been known to shout at the tv if someone has food on their face or had napkins to people I don’t know. Again I AM SORRY. Read our profile it says we not normal and I’m not with my fears. Molly XX | |||
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"Wow. Objectifying. Piss talking. More than one person claiming a “phobia”. Grow up. People are different. Some have achondroplasia. Some have Down’s Syndrome. Some have Spina Bifida or Multiple Sclerosis or have a breast removed. Some have scarring. Some use a walking stick or a wheelchair. Some are blind or deaf. " And some have phobias.... what? Is that too much for your open mind? Glad you're so open minded that mental illness upsets you! | |||
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"Wow. Objectifying. Piss talking. More than one person claiming a “phobia”. Grow up. People are different. Some have achondroplasia. Some have Down’s Syndrome. Some have Spina Bifida or Multiple Sclerosis or have a breast removed. Some have scarring. Some use a walking stick or a wheelchair. Some are blind or deaf. And some have phobias.... what? Is that too much for your open mind? Glad you're so open minded that mental illness upsets you!" Doubt the majority of people commenting on this thread have a phobia, most are out for a cheap laugh . As I said yesterday if you replace the words "dwalf lady" with any other physical or mental disability/difference the "funny comments" ain't quite that funny. | |||
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"Wow. Objectifying. Piss talking. More than one person claiming a “phobia”. Grow up. People are different. Some have achondroplasia. Some have Down’s Syndrome. Some have Spina Bifida or Multiple Sclerosis or have a breast removed. Some have scarring. Some use a walking stick or a wheelchair. Some are blind or deaf. And some have phobias.... what? Is that too much for your open mind? Glad you're so open minded that mental illness upsets you! Doubt the majority of people commenting on this thread have a phobia, most are out for a cheap laugh . As I said yesterday if you replace the words "dwalf lady" with any other physical or mental disability/difference the "funny comments" ain't quite that funny." Exactly...no issues with people with phobias of any variety. | |||
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as others have said, replace the word 'dwarf' with 'amputee' or 'person with Downs Syndrome', or 'person with MS' etc etc. | |||
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