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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi guys, I'm curious about the things that put you off single women here on Fab. What kind of things on their profiles or in their messages annoy you the most or just leave you thinking "hell no!"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh you just had to didn't you?

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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This one is filling up much slower than the other one lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh you just had to didn't you? "

It is only fair, I think the men are proving to scared atm to comment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This one is filling up much slower than the other one lol"

Men aren’t as bitchy as women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're always after 8 inches +

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh you just had to didn't you? "

I'm seriously thinking to pop some popcorn and taking a sexy pic of me eating it... Then add it as my profile pic

Just for moments like these

This thread could get very interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it’s seeing sentences that were obviously written in anger or frustration - I imagine somebody saying then with an angry screwed up face. It completely puts me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh you just had to didn't you?

I'm seriously thinking to pop some popcorn and taking a sexy pic of me eating it... Then add it as my profile pic

Just for moments like these

This thread could get very interesting "

Do it!

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By *vpamelaTV/TS
over a year ago

kinkville


"Hi guys, I'm curious about the things that put you off single women here on Fab. What kind of things on their profiles or in their messages annoy you the most or just leave you thinking "hell no!"?"

Always looking for BBC. What's wrong with my BWC? For some reason my clothes can put off a few too. Gawd.... Soooo picky

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

‘This member has hidden their profile’

‘Fill in later’

‘I’m a xx year old woman looking for fun’ (and nothing else)

‘Not looking to meet’ (and then the meet veris flood in)

‘Big cocks only’ (is that personality or appendage?)

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"For me it’s seeing sentences that were obviously written in anger or frustration - I imagine somebody saying then with an angry screwed up face. It completely puts me off "

Ahh yes; the shouty, demanding profiles, always attractive!

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By *eriousGuyABCMan
over a year ago

( WEST OF ) Chippenham ish

The phrase "Quality over quantity" but not really relevant to my situation anyway as don't get meets on here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The phrase "Quality over quantity" but not really relevant to my situation anyway as don't get meets on here."

I have never understood that statement, especially when they have 50 verifications

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bitching, jealousy and wingnut elements.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The bitching, jealousy and wingnut elements. "

Wingnut??

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By *aughtyYorkGentMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"No cut and paste messages" from women with little or no information on their profile. What precisely are we supposed to base a witty, personalised message on? I'm sure this is one of those phrases that the ladies are instructed to add to their profile in Fab school, just like "I know how this site works"!

I understand that women want to feel a guy has made the effort to respond to them personally, and I'll always tailor a message for the intended recipient where possible. Nevertheless, 80% of what I want to say is the same in each message I send - why on earth would I start with a blank screen every time?!

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By *aughtyYorkGentMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Also, women who profess to speak on behalf of their entire gender. Read some profiles and you could be forgiven for thinking that cock pictures would be a guaranteed block (and I still think it's better to err on the side of caution), but more than once I've had a curt reply making it very clear that they weren't interested purely because I HADN'T included a cock shot in my first message. (And no, it didn't say to do so on the lady in question's profile). Similarly, I see phrases like "guys - of course I don't want to meet now", as if that should be obvious. Absolutely fair enough, but do the people that write this understand that there are also profiles which say the exact opposite? One in particular lists the owner's pet hate as guys who message, giving their availability in the future, and suggests writing back when they're ready to meet that day.

I'm all for women giving their preferences on their profile, it saves wasted time all round for those of us that read them, but don't say it like we should know already!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bookmarked for research purposes

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By *eriousGuyABCMan
over a year ago

( WEST OF ) Chippenham ish


""No cut and paste messages" from women with little or no information on their profile. What precisely are we supposed to base a witty, personalised message on? I'm sure this is one of those phrases that the ladies are instructed to add to their profile in Fab school, just like "I know how this site works"!

I understand that women want to feel a guy has made the effort to respond to them personally, and I'll always tailor a message for the intended recipient where possible. Nevertheless, 80% of what I want to say is the same in each message I send - why on earth would I start with a blank screen every time?!

"

Exactly, and where women only have to send a couple of messages, us guys have to send dozens so how can we make everyone totally different !

In the years I've been on and off here I must have sent hundreds of introductions, every one different, yeah right !

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By *ork10Man
over a year ago

York

They can say and do what they like it’s their profile and experiences

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

kells

The self proclaimed sapiophiles, when after trying to decrypt their grammar and spelling mistakes that a bat is probably brighter than them..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They can say and do what they like it’s their profile and experiences "

And it is our right to provide constructive criticism, have you read the alternative ‘what peeves you about men’ thread

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By *un Mike 2019Man
over a year ago

Bristol

What peeves me about women on here? The fact they all seem to have the shared experience of abusive or downgrading from men that don’t take rejection well, or the ones that end up just deleting messages rather than risking that experience again. The fact their mailboxes are probably full but they’ve had more than a couple of assholes message once or ten times in among some possibly viable meets. Or the fact that men treat them like crap and still expect to get laid then put them in a bad mood.

That’s what peeves me about women on here; what they have to put up with from the asshole guys on here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What peeves me about women on here? The fact they all seem to have the shared experience of abusive or downgrading from men that don’t take rejection well, or the ones that end up just deleting messages rather than risking that experience again. The fact their mailboxes are probably full but they’ve had more than a couple of assholes message once or ten times in among some possibly viable meets. Or the fact that men treat them like crap and still expect to get laid then put them in a bad mood.

That’s what peeves me about women on here; what they have to put up with from the asshole guys on here. "

Are you blaming other men for your lack of success on here

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By *ork10Man
over a year ago

York


"They can say and do what they like it’s their profile and experiences

And it is our right to provide constructive criticism, have you read the alternative ‘what peeves you about men’ thread "

Absolutely anyone on here can say, do and criticise as much as they like. But please accept that every one has that right

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They can say and do what they like it’s their profile and experiences

And it is our right to provide constructive criticism, have you read the alternative ‘what peeves you about men’ thread

Absolutely anyone on here can say, do and criticise as much as they like. But please accept that every one has that right"

I have, what was your point again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also, women who profess to speak on behalf of their entire gender. Read some profiles and you could be forgiven for thinking that cock pictures would be a guaranteed block (and I still think it's better to err on the side of caution), but more than once I've had a curt reply making it very clear that they weren't interested purely because I HADN'T included a cock shot in my first message. (And no, it didn't say to do so on the lady in question's profile). Similarly, I see phrases like "guys - of course I don't want to meet now", as if that should be obvious. Absolutely fair enough, but do the people that write this understand that there are also profiles which say the exact opposite? One in particular lists the owner's pet hate as guys who message, giving their availability in the future, and suggests writing back when they're ready to meet that day.

I'm all for women giving their preferences on their profile, it saves wasted time all round for those of us that read them, but don't say it like we should know already!"

But you should know if you read their profiles, hence why so mmany messages get deleted, as it is obvious when someone hasn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Shouty profiles

*multiple meets in a short period

*liars

*cum in fanny pics

*gangbang pics

*no variation in pics (ie- just boob pics)

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"The self proclaimed sapiophiles, when after trying to decrypt their grammar and spelling mistakes that a bat is probably brighter than them.."

Irony?!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Instagram filters, bunny ears, dog noses and the over large specs etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving it come on guys get it out your system you will feel much better lol xx

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Them bitches don't want to meet me!!

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By *am4CamWoman
over a year ago

Fairy Land

They’re rarely properly Bi.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Hi guys, I'm curious about the things that put you off single women here on Fab. What kind of things on their profiles or in their messages annoy you the most or just leave you thinking "hell no!"?"

Ranty, moany negative profiles.

Ones with preferences.

Lists of do's and don'ts.

Demands of photos, especially upto date photos.

Oooh.... just like mine

Because no one fucking reads profiles or choses to ignore them, resulting in women writing shit they really shouldn't have to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi guys, I'm curious about the things that put you off single women here on Fab. What kind of things on their profiles or in their messages annoy you the most or just leave you thinking "hell no!"?

Ranty, moany negative profiles.

Ones with preferences.

Lists of do's and don'ts.

Demands of photos, especially upto date photos.

Oooh.... just like mine

Because no one fucking reads profiles or choses to ignore them, resulting in women writing shit they really shouldn't have to.

"

Why are you swearing??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Setting there age limit to 45

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Their” before I get pulled up on my grammar

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"This one is filling up much slower than the other one lol

Men aren’t as bitchy as women "

I work with an office full of men and they are Mega bitches!

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By *ycra loutMan
over a year ago

york/Scarborough

The.."must be able to hold a conversation and be polite and respectful "..So you send a nice pleasant respectful message with intellect..instant block or message deleted..

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By *un Mike 2019Man
over a year ago

Bristol


"What peeves me about women on here? The fact they all seem to have the shared experience of abusive or downgrading from men that don’t take rejection well, or the ones that end up just deleting messages rather than risking that experience again. The fact their mailboxes are probably full but they’ve had more than a couple of assholes message once or ten times in among some possibly viable meets. Or the fact that men treat them like crap and still expect to get laid then put them in a bad mood.

That’s what peeves me about women on here; what they have to put up with from the asshole guys on here.

Are you blaming other men for your lack of success on here

"

Absolutely not cos I’m doing fine thanks though haha

My point was that I have no peeve about women on here and that I’m peeved with the men that aren’t respectful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Negative & ranty profiles are (almost) always a red flag for me

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By *erts_darlings1Couple
over a year ago

watford

As I had an ironic rant on "the other" thread, I asked him what peeved him off about women's profiles!

His answer.

"Why don't they put that they fart in bed?" Because they do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a single profile but not actually meeting as a single

Expecting men to make all the effort.

Only wanting to meet other women.

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By *edLad44Man
over a year ago

southendj


"The.."must be able to hold a conversation and be polite and respectful "..So you send a nice pleasant respectful message with intellect..instant block or message deleted.. "
I really like this site, its fun and can be very horny, but purely on the ending up in bed I've had much more success on a certain angling site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That some are more judgemental than they let on. Ultimately it spills out in their comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘This member has hidden their profile’

‘Fill in later’

‘I’m a xx year old woman looking for fun’ (and nothing else)

‘Not looking to meet’ (and then the meet veris flood in)

‘Big cocks only’ (is that personality or appendage?)

"

I’m not looking to meet as I have enough for now. That may mean getting veris off current guys in my life.

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By *edLad44Man
over a year ago

southendj

Its hard to know how someone is because the way they come across may not be the way they are in person, a profile is no real guide as to what a person is like, just the preferences they have, surely no one would intentionally be standoffish, they're looking to meet

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By *TJxComboMan
over a year ago

birmingham

When they don't make an effort with messages.

When they use deception to draw you in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no easy way to say this and it didn't just relate to here but everywhere.

I hate how women in a lot of instances expect the man to make the first move when messaging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is no easy way to say this and it didn't just relate to here but everywhere.

I hate how women in a lot of instances expect the man to make the first move when messaging. "

I very rarely message a guy. On a dating site like bumble I have to but I never search for anyone on here as I want something specific and prefer a guy to contact me after reading that. I’m happy to make a move in a public setting but on here, I would only message a guy if it was to comment about something on the forums or a pic to show appreciation.

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By *TJxComboMan
over a year ago

birmingham


"There is no easy way to say this and it didn't just relate to here but everywhere.

I hate how women in a lot of instances expect the man to make the first move when messaging. "

It's because most women can't handle rejection, and they have never had to learn the necessary skills to actually pull a guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women on here with no photos but expect the men to have photos of this and that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is no easy way to say this and it didn't just relate to here but everywhere.

I hate how women in a lot of instances expect the man to make the first move when messaging.

It's because most women can't handle rejection, and they have never had to learn the necessary skills to actually pull a guy "

The ratio of men is far greater than women. Most women don't message first because they don't need to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is no easy way to say this and it didn't just relate to here but everywhere.

I hate how women in a lot of instances expect the man to make the first move when messaging.

I very rarely message a guy. On a dating site like bumble I have to but I never search for anyone on here as I want something specific and prefer a guy to contact me after reading that. I’m happy to make a move in a public setting but on here, I would only message a guy if it was to comment about something on the forums or a pic to show appreciation. "

Hmm

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By *TJxComboMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Must be over 6ft

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By *arkb73Man
over a year ago

Cheshire/Staffs

“Thanks but you’re not my type”

“Not for me, sorry”

Lack of face pics

Empty profiles

Lack of effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Must be over 6ft"

Oops... Guilty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There criteria reads like a shopping list.....

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By *TJxComboMan
over a year ago

birmingham


"Must be over 6ft

Oops... Guilty "

Your 5"8 so I understand

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Come across a few profiles saying "now you have read this far congratulations, before sending a message give yourself a once over and have a think, are you good enough?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Must be over 6ft

Oops... Guilty

Your 5"8 so I understand "

Oh ok... Good, thanks was sweating here

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By *arkb73Man
over a year ago

Cheshire/Staffs


"Must be over 6ft"

I’m 6’2 and it does me no good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come across a few profiles saying "now you have read this far congratulations, before sending a message give yourself a once over and have a think, are you good enough?" "

Hahaha that's a classic one !

Written by some who I wouldn't hump even for spite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every thing but i am not say what as it always get there hair up in a wrong way..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

' Will fill this in later '

Like hang on a minute, what am I meant to open the conversation with? A conspiracy theory? Talking about my dead goldfish that died in 2007 ( RIP Tyrone )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had random "Hi's" from these lovely single ladies right ?

All they send is a bloody Hi....

Yet on their profile they often state "make your opening message interstint, and not hi and how's you"

Double standards in my opinion

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By *XSnoopy72XXMan
over a year ago

lots of places

When they put curvy for them selfs and won't see a curvy man double standards

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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells


"Must be over 6ft

Oops... Guilty "

Guilty too but I ask for minimum 6'2".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Must be over 6ft

Oops... Guilty

Guilty too but I ask for minimum 6'2". "

That's your problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Must be over 6ft

Oops... Guilty

Guilty too but I ask for minimum 6'2". "

Ahh so glad I meet the height criteria.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women expecting crafted messages but send two word ones when initially contacting men.

Legal disclaimers.

Seeing the same faces staying the same things on the same type of threads.

Some are alright though

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

The ones who say they’re very picky and then you see their veris

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

Not enough are into pegging or tgirls

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

No pics, yet want face pics on first image

No profile text, how else am I meant to send a message

Fucking filters, I have had meets where, snapchat filters and camera angles have hidden a lot. The only reason some women get meets on here is due to it being a sex site, if it was Bumble or Tinder they'd have been swiped away

Must be over 6 foot

Ranty profiles

Code words

Women expecting a 6 foot 4, 8 inch cock, ripped block, yet she looks like a melted welly

Cum in pussy pics, looks like someones put ranch dressing on a doner kebab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The height thing is a bit annoying. Just imagine if a guy asked a woman how much she weighed

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By *TJxComboMan
over a year ago

birmingham


"No pics, yet want face pics on first image

No profile text, how else am I meant to send a message

Fucking filters, I have had meets where, snapchat filters and camera angles have hidden a lot. The only reason some women get meets on here is due to it being a sex site, if it was Bumble or Tinder they'd have been swiped away

Must be over 6 foot

Ranty profiles

Code words

Women expecting a 6 foot 4, 8 inch cock, ripped block, yet she looks like a melted welly

Cum in pussy pics, looks like someones put ranch dressing on a doner kebab"

Dammm you came out swinging lol

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

Exactly, imagine having on your profile, no fat women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The height thing is a bit annoying. Just imagine if a guy asked a woman how much she weighed "

It's not unreasonable to want someone taller just like it's not unreasonable if you want a slimmer lady. We like what we like

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

kells


"The self proclaimed sapiophiles, when after trying to decrypt their grammar and spelling mistakes that a bat is probably brighter than them..

Irony?! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The height thing is a bit annoying. Just imagine if a guy asked a woman how much she weighed

It's not unreasonable to want someone taller just like it's not unreasonable if you want a slimmer lady. We like what we like "

I get why women want a taller guy and been want slim women. However, in the grand scheme of things does it really matter?

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By *TJxComboMan
over a year ago

birmingham


"The height thing is a bit annoying. Just imagine if a guy asked a woman how much she weighed

It's not unreasonable to want someone taller just like it's not unreasonable if you want a slimmer lady. We like what we like

I get why women want a taller guy and been want slim women. However, in the grand scheme of things does it really matter?

"

It's all about Imagine for them look at me with my tall spartan, but we go to the bedroom we the same height

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Come on, don't hold back and be honest. Just say what's on your mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come across a few profiles saying "now you have read this far congratulations, before sending a message give yourself a once over and have a think, are you good enough?" "

Wow! Really?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

message my dom..

nope.

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La


"“Thanks but you’re not my type”

“Not for me, sorry”

Lack of face pics

Empty profiles

Lack of effort "

What's wrong with the first 2? Isnt that just a polite no thsnk you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they put curvy for them selfs and won't see a curvy man double standards "

Fat women have to fancy fat men, just because they are fat?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come across a few profiles saying "now you have read this far congratulations, before sending a message give yourself a once over and have a think, are you good enough?" "

And are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“Thanks but you’re not my type”

“Not for me, sorry”

Lack of face pics

Empty profiles

Lack of effort

What's wrong with the first 2? Isnt that just a polite no thsnk you?"

I was just thinking that!

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By *TJxComboMan
over a year ago

birmingham

How shallow they are considering we don't get to see their true face.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"‘This member has hidden their profile’

‘Fill in later’

‘I’m a xx year old woman looking for fun’ (and nothing else)

‘Not looking to meet’ (and then the meet veris flood in)

‘Big cocks only’ (is that personality or appendage?)

I’m not looking to meet as I have enough for now. That may mean getting veris off current guys in my life. "

You can always ask your friends not to send a veri

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The height thing is a bit annoying. Just imagine if a guy asked a woman how much she weighed "

Totally I love to bench press tall men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they make me fall in love with them. So inconvenient

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By *oyRoy06Man
over a year ago

leighton buzzard


"When they make me fall in love with them. So inconvenient "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The self proclaimed sapiophiles, when after trying to decrypt their grammar and spelling mistakes that a bat is probably brighter than them.."

You’ve made yourself silly there. I consider myself a sapiosexual, which means I’m attracted/aroused by intelligence, doesn’t mean I have to be intelligent myself. Maybe look it up. It’s a common misconception.

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

kells


"The self proclaimed sapiophiles, when after trying to decrypt their grammar and spelling mistakes that a bat is probably brighter than them..

You’ve made yourself silly there. I consider myself a sapiosexual, which means I’m attracted/aroused by intelligence, doesn’t mean I have to be intelligent myself. Maybe look it up. It’s a common misconception. "

Somehow you have misread or misinterpreted, my point was everyone else here is brighter than the majority of self proclaimed sapiosexuals judging by their spelling and vocabulary, so at the end of the day, who does that really rule out... makes it kinda irrelevant

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La


"“Thanks but you’re not my type”

“Not for me, sorry”

Lack of face pics

Empty profiles

Lack of effort

What's wrong with the first 2? Isnt that just a polite no thsnk you?

I was just thinking that! "

Glad you agree. They are pretty much standard for me rather than just deleting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The self proclaimed sapiophiles, when after trying to decrypt their grammar and spelling mistakes that a bat is probably brighter than them..

You’ve made yourself silly there. I consider myself a sapiosexual, which means I’m attracted/aroused by intelligence, doesn’t mean I have to be intelligent myself. Maybe look it up. It’s a common misconception.

Somehow you have misread or misinterpreted, my point was everyone else here is brighter than the majority of self proclaimed sapiosexuals judging by their spelling and vocabulary, so at the end of the day, who does that really rule out... makes it kinda irrelevant "

Even if I had the IQ of a bat (sorry bat) I would still recognise someone with a higher intelligence. It’s not just academics that I’m attracted to, it’s passionate people. A geeky scientist will do for now.

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

kells


"The self proclaimed sapiophiles, when after trying to decrypt their grammar and spelling mistakes that a bat is probably brighter than them..

You’ve made yourself silly there. I consider myself a sapiosexual, which means I’m attracted/aroused by intelligence, doesn’t mean I have to be intelligent myself. Maybe look it up. It’s a common misconception.

Somehow you have misread or misinterpreted, my point was everyone else here is brighter than the majority of self proclaimed sapiosexuals judging by their spelling and vocabulary, so at the end of the day, who does that really rule out... makes it kinda irrelevant

Even if I had the IQ of a bat (sorry bat) I would still recognise someone with a higher intelligence. It’s not just academics that I’m attracted to, it’s passionate people. A geeky scientist will do for now. "

I doubt you’ll find a geeky scientist online at this ungodly hour on a Saturday night, they’ll be in be to get their 8hr 47min of sleep to maintain healthy brain function... as for me? I have socks with left/right on them..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The self proclaimed sapiophiles, when after trying to decrypt their grammar and spelling mistakes that a bat is probably brighter than them..

You’ve made yourself silly there. I consider myself a sapiosexual, which means I’m attracted/aroused by intelligence, doesn’t mean I have to be intelligent myself. Maybe look it up. It’s a common misconception.

Somehow you have misread or misinterpreted, my point was everyone else here is brighter than the majority of self proclaimed sapiosexuals judging by their spelling and vocabulary, so at the end of the day, who does that really rule out... makes it kinda irrelevant

Even if I had the IQ of a bat (sorry bat) I would still recognise someone with a higher intelligence. It’s not just academics that I’m attracted to, it’s passionate people. A geeky scientist will do for now.

I doubt you’ll find a geeky scientist online at this ungodly hour on a Saturday night, they’ll be in be to get their 8hr 47min of sleep to maintain healthy brain function... as for me? I have socks with left/right on them.. "

Ahem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The self proclaimed sapiophiles, when after trying to decrypt their grammar and spelling mistakes that a bat is probably brighter than them..

You’ve made yourself silly there. I consider myself a sapiosexual, which means I’m attracted/aroused by intelligence, doesn’t mean I have to be intelligent myself. Maybe look it up. It’s a common misconception.

Somehow you have misread or misinterpreted, my point was everyone else here is brighter than the majority of self proclaimed sapiosexuals judging by their spelling and vocabulary, so at the end of the day, who does that really rule out... makes it kinda irrelevant

Even if I had the IQ of a bat (sorry bat) I would still recognise someone with a higher intelligence. It’s not just academics that I’m attracted to, it’s passionate people. A geeky scientist will do for now.

I doubt you’ll find a geeky scientist online at this ungodly hour on a Saturday night, they’ll be in be to get their 8hr 47min of sleep to maintain healthy brain function... as for me? I have socks with left/right on them.. "

I’m not looking tonight. It’s only 7pm here on the lovely island of St Lucia. Watching the rain, drinking g&t on my balcony and being amused by the forums of fab is all I need right now.

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

kells


"The self proclaimed sapiophiles, when after trying to decrypt their grammar and spelling mistakes that a bat is probably brighter than them..

You’ve made yourself silly there. I consider myself a sapiosexual, which means I’m attracted/aroused by intelligence, doesn’t mean I have to be intelligent myself. Maybe look it up. It’s a common misconception.

Somehow you have misread or misinterpreted, my point was everyone else here is brighter than the majority of self proclaimed sapiosexuals judging by their spelling and vocabulary, so at the end of the day, who does that really rule out... makes it kinda irrelevant

Even if I had the IQ of a bat (sorry bat) I would still recognise someone with a higher intelligence. It’s not just academics that I’m attracted to, it’s passionate people. A geeky scientist will do for now.

I doubt you’ll find a geeky scientist online at this ungodly hour on a Saturday night, they’ll be in be to get their 8hr 47min of sleep to maintain healthy brain function... as for me? I have socks with left/right on them..

I’m not looking tonight. It’s only 7pm here on the lovely island of St Lucia. Watching the rain, drinking g&t on my balcony and being amused by the forums of fab is all I need right now. "

Nobody likes show offs (I lie, everybody does sshh)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The self proclaimed sapiophiles, when after trying to decrypt their grammar and spelling mistakes that a bat is probably brighter than them..

You’ve made yourself silly there. I consider myself a sapiosexual, which means I’m attracted/aroused by intelligence, doesn’t mean I have to be intelligent myself. Maybe look it up. It’s a common misconception.

Somehow you have misread or misinterpreted, my point was everyone else here is brighter than the majority of self proclaimed sapiosexuals judging by their spelling and vocabulary, so at the end of the day, who does that really rule out... makes it kinda irrelevant

Even if I had the IQ of a bat (sorry bat) I would still recognise someone with a higher intelligence. It’s not just academics that I’m attracted to, it’s passionate people. A geeky scientist will do for now.

I doubt you’ll find a geeky scientist online at this ungodly hour on a Saturday night, they’ll be in be to get their 8hr 47min of sleep to maintain healthy brain function... as for me? I have socks with left/right on them..

I’m not looking tonight. It’s only 7pm here on the lovely island of St Lucia. Watching the rain, drinking g&t on my balcony and being amused by the forums of fab is all I need right now.

Nobody likes show offs (I lie, everybody does sshh) "

6 nights here and it’s called work. (It has rained most of the week. Don’t tell anyone though)

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

kells


"The self proclaimed sapiophiles, when after trying to decrypt their grammar and spelling mistakes that a bat is probably brighter than them..

You’ve made yourself silly there. I consider myself a sapiosexual, which means I’m attracted/aroused by intelligence, doesn’t mean I have to be intelligent myself. Maybe look it up. It’s a common misconception.

Somehow you have misread or misinterpreted, my point was everyone else here is brighter than the majority of self proclaimed sapiosexuals judging by their spelling and vocabulary, so at the end of the day, who does that really rule out... makes it kinda irrelevant

Even if I had the IQ of a bat (sorry bat) I would still recognise someone with a higher intelligence. It’s not just academics that I’m attracted to, it’s passionate people. A geeky scientist will do for now.

I doubt you’ll find a geeky scientist online at this ungodly hour on a Saturday night, they’ll be in be to get their 8hr 47min of sleep to maintain healthy brain function... as for me? I have socks with left/right on them..

I’m not looking tonight. It’s only 7pm here on the lovely island of St Lucia. Watching the rain, drinking g&t on my balcony and being amused by the forums of fab is all I need right now.

Nobody likes show offs (I lie, everybody does sshh)

6 nights here and it’s called work. (It has rained most of the week. Don’t tell anyone though) "

35 degrees and sipping Mojitos on a golden sandy beach looking out over the crystal ocean while getting your feet massages, is that what you said?

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By *anDare70Man
over a year ago

kirkby


"The self proclaimed sapiophiles, when after trying to decrypt their grammar and spelling mistakes that a bat is probably brighter than them..

You’ve made yourself silly there. I consider myself a sapiosexual, which means I’m attracted/aroused by intelligence, doesn’t mean I have to be intelligent myself. Maybe look it up. It’s a common misconception.

You might be surprised and btw you’ve got them on the wrong feet

Somehow you have misread or misinterpreted, my point was everyone else here is brighter than the majority of self proclaimed sapiosexuals judging by their spelling and vocabulary, so at the end of the day, who does that really rule out... makes it kinda irrelevant

Even if I had the IQ of a bat (sorry bat) I would still recognise someone with a higher intelligence. It’s not just academics that I’m attracted to, it’s passionate people. A geeky scientist will do for now.

I doubt you’ll find a geeky scientist online at this ungodly hour on a Saturday night, they’ll be in be to get their 8hr 47min of sleep to maintain healthy brain function... as for me? I have socks with left/right on them.. "

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By *anDare70Man
over a year ago

kirkby


"The self proclaimed sapiophiles, when after trying to decrypt their grammar and spelling mistakes that a bat is probably brighter than them..

You’ve made yourself silly there. I consider myself a sapiosexual, which means I’m attracted/aroused by intelligence, doesn’t mean I have to be intelligent myself. Maybe look it up. It’s a common misconception.

You might be surprised and btw you’ve got them on the wrong feet

Somehow you have misread or misinterpreted, my point was everyone else here is brighter than the majority of self proclaimed sapiosexuals judging by their spelling and vocabulary, so at the end of the day, who does that really rule out... makes it kinda irrelevant

Even if I had the IQ of a bat (sorry bat) I would still recognise someone with a higher intelligence. It’s not just academics that I’m attracted to, it’s passionate people. A geeky scientist will do for now.

I doubt you’ll find a geeky scientist online at this ungodly hour on a Saturday night, they’ll be in be to get their 8hr 47min of sleep to maintain healthy brain function... as for me? I have socks with left/right on them.. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The self proclaimed sapiophiles, when after trying to decrypt their grammar and spelling mistakes that a bat is probably brighter than them..

You’ve made yourself silly there. I consider myself a sapiosexual, which means I’m attracted/aroused by intelligence, doesn’t mean I have to be intelligent myself. Maybe look it up. It’s a common misconception.

Somehow you have misread or misinterpreted, my point was everyone else here is brighter than the majority of self proclaimed sapiosexuals judging by their spelling and vocabulary, so at the end of the day, who does that really rule out... makes it kinda irrelevant

Even if I had the IQ of a bat (sorry bat) I would still recognise someone with a higher intelligence. It’s not just academics that I’m attracted to, it’s passionate people. A geeky scientist will do for now.

I doubt you’ll find a geeky scientist online at this ungodly hour on a Saturday night, they’ll be in be to get their 8hr 47min of sleep to maintain healthy brain function... as for me? I have socks with left/right on them..

I’m not looking tonight. It’s only 7pm here on the lovely island of St Lucia. Watching the rain, drinking g&t on my balcony and being amused by the forums of fab is all I need right now.

Nobody likes show offs (I lie, everybody does sshh)

6 nights here and it’s called work. (It has rained most of the week. Don’t tell anyone though)

35 degrees and sipping Mojitos on a golden sandy beach looking out over the crystal ocean while getting your feet massages, is that what you said? "

That’s when I go to Cuba usually.

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

kells


"The self proclaimed sapiophiles, when after trying to decrypt their grammar and spelling mistakes that a bat is probably brighter than them..

You’ve made yourself silly there. I consider myself a sapiosexual, which means I’m attracted/aroused by intelligence, doesn’t mean I have to be intelligent myself. Maybe look it up. It’s a common misconception.

Somehow you have misread or misinterpreted, my point was everyone else here is brighter than the majority of self proclaimed sapiosexuals judging by their spelling and vocabulary, so at the end of the day, who does that really rule out... makes it kinda irrelevant

Even if I had the IQ of a bat (sorry bat) I would still recognise someone with a higher intelligence. It’s not just academics that I’m attracted to, it’s passionate people. A geeky scientist will do for now.

I doubt you’ll find a geeky scientist online at this ungodly hour on a Saturday night, they’ll be in be to get their 8hr 47min of sleep to maintain healthy brain function... as for me? I have socks with left/right on them..

I’m not looking tonight. It’s only 7pm here on the lovely island of St Lucia. Watching the rain, drinking g&t on my balcony and being amused by the forums of fab is all I need right now.

Nobody likes show offs (I lie, everybody does sshh)

6 nights here and it’s called work. (It has rained most of the week. Don’t tell anyone though)

35 degrees and sipping Mojitos on a golden sandy beach looking out over the crystal ocean while getting your feet massages, is that what you said?

That’s when I go to Cuba usually. "

How many people have read this and thought “fuck my life” haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The self proclaimed sapiophiles, when after trying to decrypt their grammar and spelling mistakes that a bat is probably brighter than them..

You’ve made yourself silly there. I consider myself a sapiosexual, which means I’m attracted/aroused by intelligence, doesn’t mean I have to be intelligent myself. Maybe look it up. It’s a common misconception.

Somehow you have misread or misinterpreted, my point was everyone else here is brighter than the majority of self proclaimed sapiosexuals judging by their spelling and vocabulary, so at the end of the day, who does that really rule out... makes it kinda irrelevant

Even if I had the IQ of a bat (sorry bat) I would still recognise someone with a higher intelligence. It’s not just academics that I’m attracted to, it’s passionate people. A geeky scientist will do for now.

I doubt you’ll find a geeky scientist online at this ungodly hour on a Saturday night, they’ll be in be to get their 8hr 47min of sleep to maintain healthy brain function... as for me? I have socks with left/right on them..

I’m not looking tonight. It’s only 7pm here on the lovely island of St Lucia. Watching the rain, drinking g&t on my balcony and being amused by the forums of fab is all I need right now.

Nobody likes show offs (I lie, everybody does sshh)

6 nights here and it’s called work. (It has rained most of the week. Don’t tell anyone though)

35 degrees and sipping Mojitos on a golden sandy beach looking out over the crystal ocean while getting your feet massages, is that what you said?

That’s when I go to Cuba usually.

How many people have read this and thought “fuck my life” haha "

Doubt that very much. It’s hard to pin me down for long though. That frustrates my friends on here.

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

kells


"The self proclaimed sapiophiles, when after trying to decrypt their grammar and spelling mistakes that a bat is probably brighter than them..

You’ve made yourself silly there. I consider myself a sapiosexual, which means I’m attracted/aroused by intelligence, doesn’t mean I have to be intelligent myself. Maybe look it up. It’s a common misconception.

Somehow you have misread or misinterpreted, my point was everyone else here is brighter than the majority of self proclaimed sapiosexuals judging by their spelling and vocabulary, so at the end of the day, who does that really rule out... makes it kinda irrelevant

Even if I had the IQ of a bat (sorry bat) I would still recognise someone with a higher intelligence. It’s not just academics that I’m attracted to, it’s passionate people. A geeky scientist will do for now.

I doubt you’ll find a geeky scientist online at this ungodly hour on a Saturday night, they’ll be in be to get their 8hr 47min of sleep to maintain healthy brain function... as for me? I have socks with left/right on them..

I’m not looking tonight. It’s only 7pm here on the lovely island of St Lucia. Watching the rain, drinking g&t on my balcony and being amused by the forums of fab is all I need right now.

Nobody likes show offs (I lie, everybody does sshh)

6 nights here and it’s called work. (It has rained most of the week. Don’t tell anyone though)

35 degrees and sipping Mojitos on a golden sandy beach looking out over the crystal ocean while getting your feet massages, is that what you said?

That’s when I go to Cuba usually.

How many people have read this and thought “fuck my life” haha

Doubt that very much. It’s hard to pin me down for long though. That frustrates my friends on here. "

Is that a, pardon the pun instance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The self proclaimed sapiophiles, when after trying to decrypt their grammar and spelling mistakes that a bat is probably brighter than them..

You’ve made yourself silly there. I consider myself a sapiosexual, which means I’m attracted/aroused by intelligence, doesn’t mean I have to be intelligent myself. Maybe look it up. It’s a common misconception.

Somehow you have misread or misinterpreted, my point was everyone else here is brighter than the majority of self proclaimed sapiosexuals judging by their spelling and vocabulary, so at the end of the day, who does that really rule out... makes it kinda irrelevant

Even if I had the IQ of a bat (sorry bat) I would still recognise someone with a higher intelligence. It’s not just academics that I’m attracted to, it’s passionate people. A geeky scientist will do for now.

I doubt you’ll find a geeky scientist online at this ungodly hour on a Saturday night, they’ll be in be to get their 8hr 47min of sleep to maintain healthy brain function... as for me? I have socks with left/right on them..

I’m not looking tonight. It’s only 7pm here on the lovely island of St Lucia. Watching the rain, drinking g&t on my balcony and being amused by the forums of fab is all I need right now.

Nobody likes show offs (I lie, everybody does sshh)

6 nights here and it’s called work. (It has rained most of the week. Don’t tell anyone though)

35 degrees and sipping Mojitos on a golden sandy beach looking out over the crystal ocean while getting your feet massages, is that what you said?

That’s when I go to Cuba usually.

How many people have read this and thought “fuck my life” haha

Doubt that very much. It’s hard to pin me down for long though. That frustrates my friends on here.

Is that a, pardon the pun instance? "

Ask the bat!!

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

kells


"The self proclaimed sapiophiles, when after trying to decrypt their grammar and spelling mistakes that a bat is probably brighter than them..

You’ve made yourself silly there. I consider myself a sapiosexual, which means I’m attracted/aroused by intelligence, doesn’t mean I have to be intelligent myself. Maybe look it up. It’s a common misconception.

Somehow you have misread or misinterpreted, my point was everyone else here is brighter than the majority of self proclaimed sapiosexuals judging by their spelling and vocabulary, so at the end of the day, who does that really rule out... makes it kinda irrelevant

Even if I had the IQ of a bat (sorry bat) I would still recognise someone with a higher intelligence. It’s not just academics that I’m attracted to, it’s passionate people. A geeky scientist will do for now.

I doubt you’ll find a geeky scientist online at this ungodly hour on a Saturday night, they’ll be in be to get their 8hr 47min of sleep to maintain healthy brain function... as for me? I have socks with left/right on them..

I’m not looking tonight. It’s only 7pm here on the lovely island of St Lucia. Watching the rain, drinking g&t on my balcony and being amused by the forums of fab is all I need right now.

Nobody likes show offs (I lie, everybody does sshh)

6 nights here and it’s called work. (It has rained most of the week. Don’t tell anyone though)

35 degrees and sipping Mojitos on a golden sandy beach looking out over the crystal ocean while getting your feet massages, is that what you said?

That’s when I go to Cuba usually.

How many people have read this and thought “fuck my life” haha

Doubt that very much. It’s hard to pin me down for long though. That frustrates my friends on here.

Is that a, pardon the pun instance?

Ask the bat!! "

I actually just can’t think of a comeback, have I finally been defeated at windups..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The self proclaimed sapiophiles, when after trying to decrypt their grammar and spelling mistakes that a bat is probably brighter than them..

You’ve made yourself silly there. I consider myself a sapiosexual, which means I’m attracted/aroused by intelligence, doesn’t mean I have to be intelligent myself. Maybe look it up. It’s a common misconception.

Somehow you have misread or misinterpreted, my point was everyone else here is brighter than the majority of self proclaimed sapiosexuals judging by their spelling and vocabulary, so at the end of the day, who does that really rule out... makes it kinda irrelevant

Even if I had the IQ of a bat (sorry bat) I would still recognise someone with a higher intelligence. It’s not just academics that I’m attracted to, it’s passionate people. A geeky scientist will do for now.

I doubt you’ll find a geeky scientist online at this ungodly hour on a Saturday night, they’ll be in be to get their 8hr 47min of sleep to maintain healthy brain function... as for me? I have socks with left/right on them..

I’m not looking tonight. It’s only 7pm here on the lovely island of St Lucia. Watching the rain, drinking g&t on my balcony and being amused by the forums of fab is all I need right now.

Nobody likes show offs (I lie, everybody does sshh)

6 nights here and it’s called work. (It has rained most of the week. Don’t tell anyone though)

35 degrees and sipping Mojitos on a golden sandy beach looking out over the crystal ocean while getting your feet massages, is that what you said?

That’s when I go to Cuba usually.

How many people have read this and thought “fuck my life” haha

Doubt that very much. It’s hard to pin me down for long though. That frustrates my friends on here.

Is that a, pardon the pun instance?

Ask the bat!!

I actually just can’t think of a comeback, have I finally been defeated at windups.. "

You obviously haven’t drank enough.

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

kells


"The self proclaimed sapiophiles, when after trying to decrypt their grammar and spelling mistakes that a bat is probably brighter than them..

You’ve made yourself silly there. I consider myself a sapiosexual, which means I’m attracted/aroused by intelligence, doesn’t mean I have to be intelligent myself. Maybe look it up. It’s a common misconception.

Somehow you have misread or misinterpreted, my point was everyone else here is brighter than the majority of self proclaimed sapiosexuals judging by their spelling and vocabulary, so at the end of the day, who does that really rule out... makes it kinda irrelevant

Even if I had the IQ of a bat (sorry bat) I would still recognise someone with a higher intelligence. It’s not just academics that I’m attracted to, it’s passionate people. A geeky scientist will do for now.

I doubt you’ll find a geeky scientist online at this ungodly hour on a Saturday night, they’ll be in be to get their 8hr 47min of sleep to maintain healthy brain function... as for me? I have socks with left/right on them..

I’m not looking tonight. It’s only 7pm here on the lovely island of St Lucia. Watching the rain, drinking g&t on my balcony and being amused by the forums of fab is all I need right now.

Nobody likes show offs (I lie, everybody does sshh)

6 nights here and it’s called work. (It has rained most of the week. Don’t tell anyone though)

35 degrees and sipping Mojitos on a golden sandy beach looking out over the crystal ocean while getting your feet massages, is that what you said?

That’s when I go to Cuba usually.

How many people have read this and thought “fuck my life” haha

Doubt that very much. It’s hard to pin me down for long though. That frustrates my friends on here.

Is that a, pardon the pun instance?

Ask the bat!!

I actually just can’t think of a comeback, have I finally been defeated at windups..

You obviously haven’t drank enough. "

Very judgmental on stereotypes.. just because I’m irish doesn’t mean I’m ALWAYS d*unk.. shame on you

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By *rincessPussycatTV/TS
over a year ago

a world of her own

I just assume that none of them would be interested in a 50+ year old tgirl with multiple hang ups and assorted kinks

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

A closed mind of demands.

Open minded ladies are ohhhh so much more fun, in so many ways. Has a more sapiosexual tingling to them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The self proclaimed sapiophiles, when after trying to decrypt their grammar and spelling mistakes that a bat is probably brighter than them..

You’ve made yourself silly there. I consider myself a sapiosexual, which means I’m attracted/aroused by intelligence, doesn’t mean I have to be intelligent myself. Maybe look it up. It’s a common misconception.

Somehow you have misread or misinterpreted, my point was everyone else here is brighter than the majority of self proclaimed sapiosexuals judging by their spelling and vocabulary, so at the end of the day, who does that really rule out... makes it kinda irrelevant

Even if I had the IQ of a bat (sorry bat) I would still recognise someone with a higher intelligence. It’s not just academics that I’m attracted to, it’s passionate people. A geeky scientist will do for now.

I doubt you’ll find a geeky scientist online at this ungodly hour on a Saturday night, they’ll be in be to get their 8hr 47min of sleep to maintain healthy brain function... as for me? I have socks with left/right on them..

I’m not looking tonight. It’s only 7pm here on the lovely island of St Lucia. Watching the rain, drinking g&t on my balcony and being amused by the forums of fab is all I need right now.

Nobody likes show offs (I lie, everybody does sshh)

6 nights here and it’s called work. (It has rained most of the week. Don’t tell anyone though)

35 degrees and sipping Mojitos on a golden sandy beach looking out over the crystal ocean while getting your feet massages, is that what you said?

That’s when I go to Cuba usually.

How many people have read this and thought “fuck my life” haha

Doubt that very much. It’s hard to pin me down for long though. That frustrates my friends on here.

Is that a, pardon the pun instance?

Ask the bat!!

I actually just can’t think of a comeback, have I finally been defeated at windups..

You obviously haven’t drank enough.

Very judgmental on stereotypes.. just because I’m irish doesn’t mean I’m ALWAYS d*unk.. shame on you "

My bad, I didn’t even know you were Irish. Haha.

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

kells


"The self proclaimed sapiophiles, when after trying to decrypt their grammar and spelling mistakes that a bat is probably brighter than them..

You’ve made yourself silly there. I consider myself a sapiosexual, which means I’m attracted/aroused by intelligence, doesn’t mean I have to be intelligent myself. Maybe look it up. It’s a common misconception.

Somehow you have misread or misinterpreted, my point was everyone else here is brighter than the majority of self proclaimed sapiosexuals judging by their spelling and vocabulary, so at the end of the day, who does that really rule out... makes it kinda irrelevant

Even if I had the IQ of a bat (sorry bat) I would still recognise someone with a higher intelligence. It’s not just academics that I’m attracted to, it’s passionate people. A geeky scientist will do for now.

I doubt you’ll find a geeky scientist online at this ungodly hour on a Saturday night, they’ll be in be to get their 8hr 47min of sleep to maintain healthy brain function... as for me? I have socks with left/right on them..

I’m not looking tonight. It’s only 7pm here on the lovely island of St Lucia. Watching the rain, drinking g&t on my balcony and being amused by the forums of fab is all I need right now.

Nobody likes show offs (I lie, everybody does sshh)

6 nights here and it’s called work. (It has rained most of the week. Don’t tell anyone though)

35 degrees and sipping Mojitos on a golden sandy beach looking out over the crystal ocean while getting your feet massages, is that what you said?

That’s when I go to Cuba usually.

How many people have read this and thought “fuck my life” haha

Doubt that very much. It’s hard to pin me down for long though. That frustrates my friends on here.

Is that a, pardon the pun instance?

Ask the bat!!

I actually just can’t think of a comeback, have I finally been defeated at windups..

You obviously haven’t drank enough.

Very judgmental on stereotypes.. just because I’m irish doesn’t mean I’m ALWAYS d*unk.. shame on you

My bad, I didn’t even know you were Irish. Haha. "

Ah, I rarely know myself if I’m coming or going, figuring out my socks is the least of my worries haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The self proclaimed sapiophiles, when after trying to decrypt their grammar and spelling mistakes that a bat is probably brighter than them..

You’ve made yourself silly there. I consider myself a sapiosexual, which means I’m attracted/aroused by intelligence, doesn’t mean I have to be intelligent myself. Maybe look it up. It’s a common misconception.

Somehow you have misread or misinterpreted, my point was everyone else here is brighter than the majority of self proclaimed sapiosexuals judging by their spelling and vocabulary, so at the end of the day, who does that really rule out... makes it kinda irrelevant

Even if I had the IQ of a bat (sorry bat) I would still recognise someone with a higher intelligence. It’s not just academics that I’m attracted to, it’s passionate people. A geeky scientist will do for now.

I doubt you’ll find a geeky scientist online at this ungodly hour on a Saturday night, they’ll be in be to get their 8hr 47min of sleep to maintain healthy brain function... as for me? I have socks with left/right on them..

I’m not looking tonight. It’s only 7pm here on the lovely island of St Lucia. Watching the rain, drinking g&t on my balcony and being amused by the forums of fab is all I need right now.

Nobody likes show offs (I lie, everybody does sshh)

6 nights here and it’s called work. (It has rained most of the week. Don’t tell anyone though)

35 degrees and sipping Mojitos on a golden sandy beach looking out over the crystal ocean while getting your feet massages, is that what you said?

That’s when I go to Cuba usually.

How many people have read this and thought “fuck my life” haha

Doubt that very much. It’s hard to pin me down for long though. That frustrates my friends on here.

Is that a, pardon the pun instance?

Ask the bat!!

I actually just can’t think of a comeback, have I finally been defeated at windups..

You obviously haven’t drank enough.

Very judgmental on stereotypes.. just because I’m irish doesn’t mean I’m ALWAYS d*unk.. shame on you

My bad, I didn’t even know you were Irish. Haha.

Ah, I rarely know myself if I’m coming or going, figuring out my socks is the least of my worries haha "

Thankfully you have L and R to help you. Assuming you know your left from your right???

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

kells


"The self proclaimed sapiophiles, when after trying to decrypt their grammar and spelling mistakes that a bat is probably brighter than them..

You’ve made yourself silly there. I consider myself a sapiosexual, which means I’m attracted/aroused by intelligence, doesn’t mean I have to be intelligent myself. Maybe look it up. It’s a common misconception.

Somehow you have misread or misinterpreted, my point was everyone else here is brighter than the majority of self proclaimed sapiosexuals judging by their spelling and vocabulary, so at the end of the day, who does that really rule out... makes it kinda irrelevant

Even if I had the IQ of a bat (sorry bat) I would still recognise someone with a higher intelligence. It’s not just academics that I’m attracted to, it’s passionate people. A geeky scientist will do for now.

I doubt you’ll find a geeky scientist online at this ungodly hour on a Saturday night, they’ll be in be to get their 8hr 47min of sleep to maintain healthy brain function... as for me? I have socks with left/right on them..

I’m not looking tonight. It’s only 7pm here on the lovely island of St Lucia. Watching the rain, drinking g&t on my balcony and being amused by the forums of fab is all I need right now.

Nobody likes show offs (I lie, everybody does sshh)

6 nights here and it’s called work. (It has rained most of the week. Don’t tell anyone though)

35 degrees and sipping Mojitos on a golden sandy beach looking out over the crystal ocean while getting your feet massages, is that what you said?

That’s when I go to Cuba usually.

How many people have read this and thought “fuck my life” haha

Doubt that very much. It’s hard to pin me down for long though. That frustrates my friends on here.

Is that a, pardon the pun instance?

Ask the bat!!

I actually just can’t think of a comeback, have I finally been defeated at windups..

You obviously haven’t drank enough.

Very judgmental on stereotypes.. just because I’m irish doesn’t mean I’m ALWAYS d*unk.. shame on you

My bad, I didn’t even know you were Irish. Haha.

Ah, I rarely know myself if I’m coming or going, figuring out my socks is the least of my worries haha

Thankfully you have L and R to help you. Assuming you know your left from your right???"

Let’s not get started on those pesky mirrors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The self proclaimed sapiophiles, when after trying to decrypt their grammar and spelling mistakes that a bat is probably brighter than them..

You’ve made yourself silly there. I consider myself a sapiosexual, which means I’m attracted/aroused by intelligence, doesn’t mean I have to be intelligent myself. Maybe look it up. It’s a common misconception.

Somehow you have misread or misinterpreted, my point was everyone else here is brighter than the majority of self proclaimed sapiosexuals judging by their spelling and vocabulary, so at the end of the day, who does that really rule out... makes it kinda irrelevant

Even if I had the IQ of a bat (sorry bat) I would still recognise someone with a higher intelligence. It’s not just academics that I’m attracted to, it’s passionate people. A geeky scientist will do for now.

I doubt you’ll find a geeky scientist online at this ungodly hour on a Saturday night, they’ll be in be to get their 8hr 47min of sleep to maintain healthy brain function... as for me? I have socks with left/right on them..

I’m not looking tonight. It’s only 7pm here on the lovely island of St Lucia. Watching the rain, drinking g&t on my balcony and being amused by the forums of fab is all I need right now.

Nobody likes show offs (I lie, everybody does sshh)

6 nights here and it’s called work. (It has rained most of the week. Don’t tell anyone though)

35 degrees and sipping Mojitos on a golden sandy beach looking out over the crystal ocean while getting your feet massages, is that what you said?

That’s when I go to Cuba usually.

How many people have read this and thought “fuck my life” haha

Doubt that very much. It’s hard to pin me down for long though. That frustrates my friends on here.

Is that a, pardon the pun instance?

Ask the bat!!

I actually just can’t think of a comeback, have I finally been defeated at windups..

You obviously haven’t drank enough.

Very judgmental on stereotypes.. just because I’m irish doesn’t mean I’m ALWAYS d*unk.. shame on you

My bad, I didn’t even know you were Irish. Haha.

Ah, I rarely know myself if I’m coming or going, figuring out my socks is the least of my worries haha

Thankfully you have L and R to help you. Assuming you know your left from your right???

Let’s not get started on those pesky mirrors "

Kinky bugger.

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By *heFuzzMan
over a year ago

Bucks

The one thing I don’t understand are the profile that demand a face pic... but they aren’t willing to have theirs on their profile.

Not exactly the biggest complaint in the world, just don’t like double standards.

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La


"The one thing I don’t understand are the profile that demand a face pic... but they aren’t willing to have theirs on their profile.

Not exactly the biggest complaint in the world, just don’t like double standards."

Tbf if we have to ask for a face pic then you havnt got one on your profile either? I dont, but do in my private album. Meaning if you you read my profile and send a message with a face pic and I'm not feeling it...we move on, or if I like you I'll send a message back with mine. If you just send a message with no pic then really I just know you havnt read it. No point going back and forth messaging to find out later we dont fancy each other, I also do the same tho and when messaging a guy first i send my face pic.

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By *edLad44Man
over a year ago

southendj


"No pics, yet want face pics on first image

No profile text, how else am I meant to send a message

Fucking filters, I have had meets where, snapchat filters and camera angles have hidden a lot. The only reason some women get meets on here is due to it being a sex site, if it was Bumble or Tinder they'd have been swiped away

Must be over 6 foot

Ranty profiles

Code words

Women expecting a 6 foot 4, 8 inch cock, ripped block, yet she looks like a melted welly

Cum in pussy pics, looks like someones put ranch dressing on a doner kebab"
brilliant, you should be on stage mate, I can't stop chucking, that's funny as fuck

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Exactly, imagine having on your profile, no fat women"

Lots of people do. And as a fat woman i welcome it as I know not to waste my time. As long as it was done tactfully and not offensively.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"The self proclaimed sapiophiles, when after trying to decrypt their grammar and spelling mistakes that a bat is probably brighter than them..

Irony?!

"

Why the eye roll? Your post makes no sense. I assumed it was a deliberate attempt at irony.

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Hmmmmmmmm. I'm quite enjoying reading some of these posts and I'm taking notes.

I need to take a look at the other thread now about men...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not just women’s profiles but profiles in general:

Having “will fill in later” as the sum total of their profile text and having been on Fab for over a year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The one thing I don’t understand are the profile that demand a face pic... but they aren’t willing to have theirs on their profile.

Not exactly the biggest complaint in the world, just don’t like double standards."

Having a face pic on your profile for ANYONE to see is different to having one sent privately.

Once you’ve looked at interests, location, other photos and verifications; if you’re both still interested in each other then a face pic is essential is it not?

Now - if you’ve read the ladies or couples profile first and are showing an interest....

Mrs P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dislike the contradiction in some profile.

Like : I am into all type of body, stimulate my mind first'.

Yet the only verifications they have are from men who has 3% of fat.

After they may only display those. However, it is counterproductive and totally in contradiction with them being 'sapiophile'

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West


"No pics, yet want face pics on first image

No profile text, how else am I meant to send a message

Fucking filters, I have had meets where, snapchat filters and camera angles have hidden a lot. The only reason some women get meets on here is due to it being a sex site, if it was Bumble or Tinder they'd have been swiped away

Must be over 6 foot

Ranty profiles

Code words

Women expecting a 6 foot 4, 8 inch cock, ripped block, yet she looks like a melted welly

Cum in pussy pics, looks like someones put ranch dressing on a doner kebab brilliant, you should be on stage mate, I can't stop chucking, that's funny as fuck "

I think I have put more effort into my profile than that.

That is the thing, women like funny guys etc, yet they won't meet due to me being small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women are just annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they don't reply to messages. Ruins it for the genuine women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8inchs + only apply or I only like black men , or their profile says body -average but on pics it's like " who ate all the pies " haha

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

kells


"The self proclaimed sapiophiles, when after trying to decrypt their grammar and spelling mistakes that a bat is probably brighter than them..

Irony?!

Why the eye roll? Your post makes no sense. I assumed it was a deliberate attempt at irony. "

Thank you for your opinion

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Complaints that people don't put enough effort into messages.

Complaints about having too many messages, and announcing they are going to bulk delete.

If too many messages is such a problem (I'm a single male over 45, so wouldn't know) put the filters up, and be pro-active by sending messages to the profiles that actually interest you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The self proclaimed sapiophiles, when after trying to decrypt their grammar and spelling mistakes that a bat is probably brighter than them..

Irony?!

Why the eye roll? Your post makes no sense. I assumed it was a deliberate attempt at irony.

Thank you for your opinion "

See, someone else who agrees it made no sense.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"The self proclaimed sapiophiles, when after trying to decrypt their grammar and spelling mistakes that a bat is probably brighter than them..

Irony?!

Why the eye roll? Your post makes no sense. I assumed it was a deliberate attempt at irony.

Thank you for your opinion "

Was it an opinion? I'd say more if an observation personally. You can see it makes no sense, right? It's not just me?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"

Irony?!

Why the eye roll? Your post makes no sense. I assumed it was a deliberate attempt at irony.

Thank you for your opinion

See, someone else who agrees it made no sense. "

It really doesn't.

Perhaps it should read...(added but in capitals)

The self proclaimed sapiophiles, when after trying to decrypt their grammar and spelling mistakes YOU REALISE that a bat is probably brighter than them..

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

But = bit..... what I'd give for an edit button

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

kells


"But = bit..... what I'd give for an edit button "

If that’s what you have taken from my post and others here, then you may need to take a step back and take in the bigger picture... my work is done..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a lot of delusions of grandeur amongst many on this site, to say the least.

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By *anes HubbyCouple
over a year ago

Babbacombe Torquay

There's a lot of whining and whinging on this site to say the least

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Often the title of the thread or the pen name of the original poster tells us more about the OP than the enquiry that they are making.

Signed. Hugh Janob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones who say they’re very picky and then you see their veris "

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

kells


"The self proclaimed sapiophiles, when after trying to decrypt their grammar and spelling mistakes that a bat is probably brighter than them..

Irony?!

Why the eye roll? Your post makes no sense. I assumed it was a deliberate attempt at irony.

Thank you for your opinion

See, someone else who agrees it made no sense. "

Oh don’t you start too..

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"But = bit..... what I'd give for an edit button

If that’s what you have taken from my post and others here, then you may need to take a step back and take in the bigger picture... my work is done.. "

What?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 guys are not enough .. they now want 3 +

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My main peeve is the amount of profiles looking for a "Sugar Daddy" or just blatantly asking for money for pics or more.

I get the power thing for some blokes but the internet is full of free pics! And usually better pics at that. Call me old fashioned but I'd rather someone want me for me than my wallet.

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