FabSwingers.com forum: Fantasy fab functionality

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nerdy Cyclist and I were discussing how Fab would be improved by adopting some of Amazon and FB’s functionality.

Improvements we thought of would include:

‘If you fucked this person you might like to fuck this person’ type recommendations;

Also group recommendations: ‘Based on your interests, we think you might like ‘Being a Whore’, ‘Women Who Like Men Who Cum on Their Tits’ and ‘Sex Techniques for Dark Alleyways’;

Bundle deals: ‘Most people who met ‘SexySlutSadie’ also met ‘DullBoyfriendMike’, would you like to meet DullBoyfriendMike too?’

Or more positively ‘DarkDestroyer2000 and BlackPounder900’ are offering a 2 for 1 bundle tonight. Don’t miss out on this one time offer!’

*Any resemblance to actual fab usernames is entirely coincidental.

What do you think? Could it be a runner?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Nerdy Cyclist and I were discussing how Fab would be improved by adopting some of Amazon and FB’s functionality.

Improvements we thought of would include:

‘If you fucked this person you might like to fuck this person’ type recommendations;

Also group recommendations: ‘Based on your interests, we think you might like ‘Being a Whore’, ‘Women Who Like Men Who Cum on Their Tits’ and ‘Sex Techniques for Dark Alleyways’;

Bundle deals: ‘Most people who met ‘SexySlutSadie’ also met ‘DullBoyfriendMike’, would you like to meet DullBoyfriendMike too?’

Or more positively ‘DarkDestroyer2000 and BlackPounder900’ are offering a 2 for 1 bundle tonight. Don’t miss out on this one time offer!’

*Any resemblance to actual fab usernames is entirely coincidental.

What do you think? Could it be a runner?"

Genius! Let's start a campaign!

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Howling at this. Love it x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you have more suggestions though?

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By *heNerdyCyclistMan
over a year ago

MANCHESTER

I was gonna suggest ‘poke suggestions’ but... You know... The thirst on Fab.

#unsolicitedpoking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nerdy Cyclist and I were discussing how Fab would be improved by adopting some of Amazon and FB’s functionality.

Improvements we thought of would include:

‘If you fucked this person you might like to fuck this person’ type recommendations;

Also group recommendations: ‘Based on your interests, we think you might like ‘Being a Whore’, ‘Women Who Like Men Who Cum on Their Tits’ and ‘Sex Techniques for Dark Alleyways’;

Bundle deals: ‘Most people who met ‘SexySlutSadie’ also met ‘DullBoyfriendMike’, would you like to meet DullBoyfriendMike too?’

Or more positively ‘DarkDestroyer2000 and BlackPounder900’ are offering a 2 for 1 bundle tonight. Don’t miss out on this one time offer!’

*Any resemblance to actual fab usernames is entirely coincidental.

What do you think? Could it be a runner?

Genius! Let's start a campaign!"

Can we feature your nipples? I think it would make all the difference..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nerdy Cyclist and I were discussing how Fab would be improved by adopting some of Amazon and FB’s functionality.

Improvements we thought of would include:

‘If you fucked this person you might like to fuck this person’ type recommendations;

Also group recommendations: ‘Based on your interests, we think you might like ‘Being a Whore’, ‘Women Who Like Men Who Cum on Their Tits’ and ‘Sex Techniques for Dark Alleyways’;

Bundle deals: ‘Most people who met ‘SexySlutSadie’ also met ‘DullBoyfriendMike’, would you like to meet DullBoyfriendMike too?’

Or more positively ‘DarkDestroyer2000 and BlackPounder900’ are offering a 2 for 1 bundle tonight. Don’t miss out on this one time offer!’

*Any resemblance to actual fab usernames is entirely coincidental.

What do you think? Could it be a runner?"

You crack me up

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By *erts_darlings1Couple
over a year ago

watford

Instead of verifications, have reviews! 1 to 5 stars

"I was very pleased with this product, he turned up on time and was neatly packaged.

Unfortunately he broke after 20 minutes and although he made lots of noises, I couldn't get him to work again."

???

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By *erts_darlings1Couple
over a year ago

watford

The??? Were supposed to be stars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does a "prime" membership ensure the fabster you've picked actually turns up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nerdy Cyclist and I were discussing how Fab would be improved by adopting some of Amazon and FB’s functionality.

Improvements we thought of would include:

‘If you fucked this person you might like to fuck this person’ type recommendations;

Also group recommendations: ‘Based on your interests, we think you might like ‘Being a Whore’, ‘Women Who Like Men Who Cum on Their Tits’ and ‘Sex Techniques for Dark Alleyways’;

Bundle deals: ‘Most people who met ‘SexySlutSadie’ also met ‘DullBoyfriendMike’, would you like to meet DullBoyfriendMike too?’

Or more positively ‘DarkDestroyer2000 and BlackPounder900’ are offering a 2 for 1 bundle tonight. Don’t miss out on this one time offer!’

*Any resemblance to actual fab usernames is entirely coincidental.

What do you think? Could it be a runner?"

I dislike the term whore, a whore is a derogatory term for a prostitute. If I got called a whore on a meet, I would put my clothes on and leave.

I don't like any of your suggestions....I think you have been watching too much porn.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Instead of verifications, have reviews! 1 to 5 stars

"I was very pleased with this product, he turned up on time and was neatly packaged.

Unfortunately he broke after 20 minutes and although he made lots of noises, I couldn't get him to work again."

???"

I think I met him too..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does a "prime" membership ensure the fabster you've picked actually turns up? "

Oh god - sign me up for that membership now..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nerdy Cyclist and I were discussing how Fab would be improved by adopting some of Amazon and FB’s functionality.

Improvements we thought of would include:

‘If you fucked this person you might like to fuck this person’ type recommendations;

Also group recommendations: ‘Based on your interests, we think you might like ‘Being a Whore’, ‘Women Who Like Men Who Cum on Their Tits’ and ‘Sex Techniques for Dark Alleyways’;

Bundle deals: ‘Most people who met ‘SexySlutSadie’ also met ‘DullBoyfriendMike’, would you like to meet DullBoyfriendMike too?’

Or more positively ‘DarkDestroyer2000 and BlackPounder900’ are offering a 2 for 1 bundle tonight. Don’t miss out on this one time offer!’

*Any resemblance to actual fab usernames is entirely coincidental.

What do you think? Could it be a runner?

I dislike the term whore, a whore is a derogatory term for a prostitute. If I got called a whore on a meet, I would put my clothes on and leave.

I don't like any of your suggestions....I think you have been watching too much porn."

Ummm, sorry Hev I have no useful response to this. You’ve either missed the point entirely or I’m just not understanding..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does a "prime" membership ensure the fabster you've picked actually turns up? "
. You might have to wait in all day to sign for him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nerdy Cyclist and I were discussing how Fab would be improved by adopting some of Amazon and FB’s functionality.

Improvements we thought of would include:

‘If you fucked this person you might like to fuck this person’ type recommendations;

Also group recommendations: ‘Based on your interests, we think you might like ‘Being a Whore’, ‘Women Who Like Men Who Cum on Their Tits’ and ‘Sex Techniques for Dark Alleyways’;

Bundle deals: ‘Most people who met ‘SexySlutSadie’ also met ‘DullBoyfriendMike’, would you like to meet DullBoyfriendMike too?’

Or more positively ‘DarkDestroyer2000 and BlackPounder900’ are offering a 2 for 1 bundle tonight. Don’t miss out on this one time offer!’

*Any resemblance to actual fab usernames is entirely coincidental.

What do you think? Could it be a runner?"

Sign me up ! Ooo.. maybe you could have a wish list as well that you'd add other Fabbers too and if someone saw themselves on your wish list then..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the returns policy like?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does a "prime" membership ensure the fabster you've picked actually turns up? . You might have to wait in all day to sign for him. "

If there was a level of certainty that he would actually turn up then I’m pretty sure some of us would be up for that. As long as the packaging didn’t take too long to get into after the wait..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the returns policy like?"

Generous if they’re unmarked. Just ignore the sticky wet patches..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lightning deals for the "meet me now at ..." brigade?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or a DASH button?

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By *heNerdyCyclistMan
over a year ago

MANCHESTER

Prime Now means if you order now, you get your cock or fanny before midnight tonight.

Noice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the returns policy like?"

No visable wear and tear and still in a sellable condition I'd guess.. rules me out then.

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By *heNerdyCyclistMan
over a year ago

MANCHESTER

"Prime Now means if you order now, you get your cock or fanny before midnight tonight.

Noice. "

Terms and conditions apply please order before half ten that evening to make sure your slag makes your order your home is at risk if you do not keep up mortgage payments on it smoking causes cancer please check with your GP if Prime Now is healthy for you.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I like the Fab Prime next day free delivery

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By *heNerdyCyclistMan
over a year ago

MANCHESTER

"What's the returns policy like?

No visable wear and tear and still in a sellable condition I'd guess.. rules me out then."

This also includes condoms.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I definitely want my FabMate delivered in Frustration free packaging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the returns policy like?

No visable wear and tear and still in a sellable condition I'd guess.. rules me out then."

I think you're doing yourself a disservice there

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Nerdy Cyclist and I were discussing how Fab would be improved by adopting some of Amazon and FB’s functionality.

Improvements we thought of would include:

‘If you fucked this person you might like to fuck this person’ type recommendations;

Also group recommendations: ‘Based on your interests, we think you might like ‘Being a Whore’, ‘Women Who Like Men Who Cum on Their Tits’ and ‘Sex Techniques for Dark Alleyways’;

Bundle deals: ‘Most people who met ‘SexySlutSadie’ also met ‘DullBoyfriendMike’, would you like to meet DullBoyfriendMike too?’

Or more positively ‘DarkDestroyer2000 and BlackPounder900’ are offering a 2 for 1 bundle tonight. Don’t miss out on this one time offer!’

*Any resemblance to actual fab usernames is entirely coincidental.

What do you think? Could it be a runner?

Genius! Let's start a campaign!

Can we feature your nipples? I think it would make all the difference..

Well, if it's for the good of the campaign, who am I to refuse?

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I like the Fabazon 1-Click feature, makes it so easy to order up what you want and only needs one hand...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking more along the lines of ebay. An auction would be fun - I'm not thinking financial but the best, most original proposal wins the bid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lightning deals for the "meet me now at ..." brigade?"

Oh yes! I’m guessing they’d be popular!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or a DASH button?"

There’s a couple of people I’d like a DASH button for..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like the Fabazon 1-Click feature, makes it so easy to order up what you want and only needs one hand..."

But you’re a Laydee Pol, surely Laydees don’t do that kind of thing!

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