FabSwingers.com forum: No shows

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If we could, we would love to offer a prize for the best "no show" excuse. We've had our fair share, but would love to hear about the experiences of others. "My grandma has fallen down the stairs", "I've put diesel in the car by mistake" and "I've overshot the M.40 junction" only count 5/10.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Havent had one yet but interested in what people are going to come up with. It will be worth watching this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My meets excuse was my grandad has died and i can't accommadate anymore my parents are coming back off holiday.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I went out on the piss last night and picked up a lass. She's still here. Do you want to come over and blow me while she watches?"

I said no!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

""I went out on the piss last night and picked up a lass. She's still here. Do you want to come over and blow me while she watches?"

I said no!

ohh classy

never had any,,,but will store the best ones away for future use

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

""I went out on the piss last night and picked up a lass. She's still here. Do you want to come over and blow me while she watches?"

I said no!

ohh classy

I pick the BEST guys!

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

I was stopped for speeding on way to you and spent a night in the cells

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didnt so much have a no show this guy turned up at my home and i invited him in went into the kitchen to put the kettle on for a brew and the bloke vanished with out a word. Still havent heard anything to this day what happened. Guess he got cold feet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a no show because he knew me from school and mailed me to say it didnt feel right shagging an old school friend lol xx

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

Had spent the time getting all spruced up on Tuesday waiting on the text confirming time and place, and guess what nothing.

Its not just couples and ladies that suffer this syndrome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didnt so much have a no show this guy turned up at my home and i invited him in went into the kitchen to put the kettle on for a brew and the bloke vanished with out a word. Still havent heard anything to this day what happened. Guess he got cold feet.

i had something like that

met a guy we was going for a drink so arranged a place to meet, i went to said place at arranged time and waiting after a few mins he pulled up in the car looked at me and just drove off lol

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By *landPeggyCouple
over a year ago

Holland !

Once rang my boss on a thursday night and told him that I'd broken my leg and wouldn't be in the next day, but would be back to work on monday.

Kind of worked, as in "he's obviously just making up a lame ( heh ) excuse, but being honest about it"

- Al

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was at a party not so long ago when a guy jumped up and raced to put his clothes back on...the ladies asked where he was going and he said 'my truck is being broken into....the fob is vibrating....just going to check....' he didnt return.

Personally i think he noticed the shear amount of pleasuring i was inducing and must have felt inferior.

Thats how i read the situation anyway.

As you were.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive never pulled out but if i did, The truth is i am a secret agent and i have a mission to accomplish, thank you for the cover tonight, don't tell no one, i will be in touch....

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By *incs-cpl1Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough

We've had 7 no-shows this past year, the worst excuse was "sorry I just noticed that my dog is paralysed"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've had 7 no-shows this past year, the worst excuse was "sorry I just noticed that my dog is paralysed""

Must have happened just after they called out "Walkies"....

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

i had something like that

met a guy we was going for a drink so arranged a place to meet, i went to said place at arranged time and waiting after a few mins he pulled up in the car looked at me and just drove off lol"

.....cheeky git!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was at a party not so long ago when a guy jumped up and raced to put his clothes back on...the ladies asked where he was going and he said 'my truck is being broken into....the fob is vibrating....just going to check....' he didnt return.

Personally i think he noticed the shear amount of pleasuring i was inducing and must have felt inferior.

Thats how i read the situation anyway.

As you were."

seriously confused but why would you think that someone at a party would be that interested in what you was doing that they would get up and do a runner from what he was doing?

Am i missing something here?

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By *am sampsonMan
over a year ago

cwmbran

Personally i think he noticed the shear amount of pleasuring i was inducing and must have felt inferior.

Thats how i read the situation anyway.

As you were.

seriously confused but why would you think that someone at a party would be that interested in what you was doing that they would get up and do a runner from what he was doing?

Am i missing something here?"

Think that was meant to be tongue in cheek as if to say he was so good at pleasuing a women that the other guy felt he couldnt perform to his level lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure he left the house? Have you checked the cupboards and under the bed?

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By *ustyWoman
over a year ago

inverclyde

sorry cant meet as am dog sitting, ex wife gone out with friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a guy who called me last min and said his mum had died so couldnt make it, i didnt think for a single min he was making it up as i wouldnt have dreamed anyone would lie about that

Anyway a couple of months later he text me asking if i wanted to meet as he was in my area going to his mums 60th birthday bash

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By *weet DevilMan
over a year ago

dukinfield

lol i know someone who invited a guy round knock on door she lets guys in and stands in front of him and just strips off guy looks gobsmacked and said ive only come to collect the census form !!!!!!!!!!!!!1

he still fucked her lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once had a guy who called me last min and said his mum had died so couldnt make it, i didnt think for a single min he was making it up as i wouldnt have dreamed anyone would lie about that

Anyway a couple of months later he text me asking if i wanted to meet as he was in my area going to his mums 60th birthday bash

Ah, that would be Doctor Who!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Are you sure he left the house? Have you checked the cupboards and under the bed?

You know, I was thinking the same thing. Maybe check the patio too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a guy a few times and he was meant to be taking me out one saturday night. He text to say his ex missed the ferry home from the isle of white and he had to look after the kids overnight so couldn't come. I found out the next day he had taken a girl to the swingers club I worked in at the time!

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

After 3 weeks of planning the meet was tomorrow and its just been called off, sad times

I have no idea if the excuses is valid or not but its one of those situations where you just have to trust the person, shame it seems to happen so much its making us quite jaded!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a guy message and txt me saying when he was coming round and wanted hubby there aswell for extra fun for me so hubby took the day off work waited and waited til almost midday still nothing so ended up going shopping and making our own fun in the afternoon.

Sent him a message, no reply then looked at his profile couple of days later and had a new verification from someone else for that very day we were meant to meet.

Dont know if that's just being let down or he was just edging his chances incase one of us didnt show

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Had a guy message and txt me saying when he was coming round and wanted hubby there aswell for extra fun for me so hubby took the day off work waited and waited til almost midday still nothing so ended up going shopping and making our own fun in the afternoon.

Sent him a message, no reply then looked at his profile couple of days later and had a new verification from someone else for that very day we were meant to meet.

Dont know if that's just being let down or he was just edging his chances incase one of us didnt show "

I've had friends who've found the same, ie. they've hedged their bets, got a few on the boil, and then it's either the lame excuse, or they're never heard from again. I do wonder how many missing persons this country has, that are somehow involved in the swinging scene.

As for excuses -

* My next door neighbour's died, and the police need to interview me

* Got to take the cat/insert animal here, to the vets, it's got X symptom.

Ill parents crop up a lot in these lame tales, as do sick kiddies, so I do wonder about the genetic predisposition or lifestyles that some families have.

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By *h_errotic_onesCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouth, Pokesdown

We were supposed to be meeting a couple from Weymouth in Bournemouth. When they were rather late we phoned, no answer, text , no reply.

In the end we had a nice night out and had fun at home with just us two.

when we fainnaly managed to contact them apparanty there was an accident on the main road out of Weymouth - funny when we checked the history of the local traffic reports there was nothing. not so much the no show that pissed us of rather the ignoring of pho.e and text messages with no excuse at the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a single fem cancelling while on the way to us. She had crashed her car…. onto the wall by the River Tay…. a few more MPH and she may of been in the water!

We did think at first it was a lame excuse but when we met her for a drink a few days later, she still had the courtesy car from the garage.

Some unlikely stories can sometimes be true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

twats eh. I traveled 60 mile to a cpls house, after messaging for few weeks. Turned up, no answer, could hear tv, lights on, wouldnt answer phone, flogged on door and bell, nowt. Got back online, blocked. Fucks that about ?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I had one who was on his way, honest I'm just a bit late... Sat waiting in cafe for him till finally I asked.where he was. He said "I drove past and looked in and noone in there looked like your pics so I left" funny that. Since the police had closed the road to everything but pedestrians! Also odd that the hot topic for that day was why the police presence yet he never mentioned it... Guess it's hard to spot from your office in the next town over!

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Thankfully no bs excuses or or even legit excuses to date but one meet with a lady that we'd messaged and spoken to and didn,t show, ignored our one text and a call. We just wanted to perhaps see if there was any more fun available to be had if she'd had a change of heart but didn't want to do that if she would eventually turn up.

We weren't too concerned but she winked us a few winks later after we'd swapped profile pics. We didn,t return the wink nor pursue.

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By *h_errotic_onesCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouth, Pokesdown

Just had a new one from last night ....

"Only just read your text sorry I kind of passed out last night x"

"Passed out at 8 oclock ??" (time we sent the email)

"No but it was close to 9 ish had a bath to get ready and woke up about 3 am on my sofa in a towel lol"

Well if they are that riveted by a meet they fall asleep not really worth it, plus cant have that much stamina.

LOL Time to sort out a new website time wasting swingers . com

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

As long as they get in touch to say they can't make it, they don't have to say why.....

Gotta laugh at some of the posts here though....

Lovin the "Runner" ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had any ridiculous reasons for a no-show, usually there is no more contact from them. Had one guy use 'car accident', then used it again 3 weeks later! Bad driver or timewaster? Methinks the latter

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