FabSwingers.com forum: Mick Jagger and the Mars bar.....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Has anyone here copied Mick Jagger and ate a Mars bar out of a vag? Want to try it but thought any shagging afterwards could get a bit messy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never tried it and can't say it sounds that great... However I imagine it's only messy if you don't get every little bit which might mean a lot of fun for the lady depending on how long that took...

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

They say chocolate is a phallic symbol - Mars put the veins in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They say chocolate is a phallic symbol - Mars put the veins in!"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I wouldnt mind trying to eat a Mars Bar out of some Snickers

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Chocolate buttons melt easier..

Just saying

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By *adysueandneroCouple
over a year ago

witney

Mars bars are a lot smaller now.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Not with a mars bar no...a Wispa bar is much better so it seems

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

Had a crunchie eaten from me, its down to personal taste lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone here copied Mick Jagger and ate a Mars bar out of a vag? Want to try it but thought any shagging afterwards could get a bit messy!"

It never happened.. Its an urban legend.

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By *ndebs47Couple
over a year ago

Bury

Crunchie every time ...... scrummmy ....#seepics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crunchie every time ...... scrummmy ....#seepics"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chocolate buttons melt easier..

Just saying"

Were they giant buttons lol

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By *hunderstruckMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Crunchie every time ...... scrummmy ....#seepics"

Very tasty

And with that spanner you can twist my nuts too

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By *layfulcoupleCouple
over a year ago

a kinky mood

Use a twirl bar. U can suck up the juices through the chocolate...... just saying!!

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Had a crunchie eaten from me, its down to personal taste lol"

I’m guessing it was a Friday ?

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

"Chocolate buttons melt easier..

Just saying

Were they giant buttons lol "

They both work well..

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

What did Mick Jagger ever see in Marianne Faithfull?

Glucose, sugar, milk, and thick thick chocolate.....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Doesn't the sugar in the chocolate create problems

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

"Doesn't the sugar in the chocolate create problems"

Only if it gets stuck in a decayed tooth......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you read Keith Richards Autobiography ‘Keef’ he explains what really happened.

Other than that, prob not, it’d have to be a crunchie

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By *234 hot sairaTV/TS
over a year ago

west midland

Mars bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve given out a few KitKats but that’s for a different forum topic I reckon

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

"I’ve given out a few KitKats but that’s for a different forum topic I reckon

Topic, now ive not had 1 of those in ages lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I’ve given out a few KitKats but that’s for a different forum topic I reckon

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how many fingers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve given out a few KitKats but that’s for a different forum topic I reckon

how many fingers?"

7....but I’m from a Lincolnshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chocolate buttons melt easier..

Just saying

Were they giant buttons lol

They both work well.."

I find they make good covers for nipples as well lol x

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By *eisurepleasureMan
over a year ago

belfast

I could do a funsize mars

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve given out a few KitKats but that’s for a different forum topic I reckon

Topic, now ive not had 1 of those in ages lol"

What's got a hazel nut in every bite? Squirrel Shit!!

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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago

The South Near That London

Tried it years ago when you could get the proper Kingsize ones, messy and took ages to clean it all up - probably a recipe for a yeast infection as well!

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