FabSwingers.com forum: I like my sex like I like my Brexit

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Full and hard

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By *ichelangeloxMan
over a year ago

cambridge

What like, 52% wants to pull out and 48% to stay in!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No 48% want to submit entirely or have it soft ??

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By *ichelangeloxMan
over a year ago

cambridge

Nothing wrong with a bit of submission!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

... Not with devastating consequences to my home or body (politic)?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I barely come up for air after the result during a 69ner with a fellow Brexiteer, rampant celebratory sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You may feel a little discomfort at the beginning....but when in full swing it'll feel like the best thing ever!

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By *ichelangeloxMan
over a year ago

cambridge

Not with devastating consequences to my home or body (politic)?

The you need a safe word!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I also like my sex based on full informed consent.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You may feel a little discomfort at the beginning....but when in full swing it'll feel like the best thing ever!"

Lol right on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So basically your saying you haven’t a clue what your doing when it comes to sex?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not with devastating consequences to my home or body (politic)?

The you need a safe word!! "

‘Jean-Claude Juncker’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also like my sex based on full informed consent. "

This..^^

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By *ichelangeloxMan
over a year ago

cambridge

Not with devastating consequences to my home or body (politic)?

The you need a safe word!!

‘Jean-Claude Juncker’

A perfect safe word, as I doubt it ever been uttered during a sexual encounter!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not with devastating consequences to my home or body (politic)?

The you need a safe word!!

‘Jean-Claude Juncker’

A perfect safe word, as I doubt it ever been uttered during a sexual encounter!!"

Never say never, some of the things I have seen on here lol

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By *ichelangeloxMan
over a year ago

cambridge

Not with devastating consequences to my home or body (politic)?

The you need a safe word!!

‘Jean-Claude Juncker’

A perfect safe word, as I doubt it ever been uttered during a sexual encounter!!

Never say never, some of the things I have seen on here lol

Juncker’s on May role play, now that is twisted!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not with devastating consequences to my home or body (politic)?

The you need a safe word!!

‘Jean-Claude Juncker’

A perfect safe word, as I doubt it ever been uttered during a sexual encounter!!

Never say never, some of the things I have seen on here lol

Juncker’s on May role play, now that is twisted!!"

Lol thanks for that. I hope those playing May can take a shafting as well as the real one ??

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By *ichelangeloxMan
over a year ago

cambridge

Not with devastating consequences to my home or body (politic)?

The you need a safe word!!

‘Jean-Claude Juncker’

A perfect safe word, as I doubt it ever been uttered during a sexual encounter!!

Never say never, some of the things I have seen on here lol

Juncker’s on May role play, now that is twisted!!

Lol thanks for that. I hope those playing May can take a shafting as well as the real one ??

As long as it’s, Strong & Stable!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chaotic with a terrible, unsatisfing and unfulfilling out come?

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By *trangeleftyMan
over a year ago

London

"Not with devastating consequences to my home or body (politic)?

The you need a safe word!!

‘Jean-Claude Juncker’

Should've been Donald tusk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where it drags on and on and on?

"Have you left yet dear?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chaotic with a terrible, unsatisfing and unfulfilling out come?"

On the contrary, after endless years in the missionary position without any hope of reform despite blatant decline, a lover still with a bit of spark knows when it is wise to jump ship and embrace more positions than just the missionary ??

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Delayed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chaotic with a terrible, unsatisfing and unfulfilling out come?

The only thing wrong with the missionary position is the guy on top.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sex is like brexit too, plenty of posturing and discussion but never actually happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should I stay or should I go?

Lot of men ask this after we've had sex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chaotic with a terrible, unsatisfing and unfulfilling out come?

The only thing wrong with the missionary position is the guy on top."

Especially if you can’t actually change them or get rid of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chaotic with a terrible, unsatisfing and unfulfilling out come?

The only thing wrong with the missionary position is the guy on top.

Especially if you can’t actually change them or get rid of them

Or you wake up in the middle of the night and all of a sudden its Boris Johnson on top?

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By *ichelangeloxMan
over a year ago

cambridge

Or you wake up in the middle of the night and all of a sudden its Boris Johnson on top?

Could be worse, it could be Michael Gove, grinning down at you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brexit sex, can't think of anything worse, they show up swinging their dick claiming they can do this and shit but just end up fumbling around for hours not satisfying anyone as a group of 45+ white men stand behind them patting each other on the back saying how great this is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brexit sex, can't think of anything worse, they show up swinging their dick claiming they can do this and shit but just end up fumbling around for hours not satisfying anyone as a group of 45+ white men stand behind them patting each other on the back saying how great this is.

That sounds a bigoted response

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That sounds a bigoted response

Would you prefer I say Bigoted/Xenophobic/Racist instead? Much easier to state the demographic which caused this mess and are the ones throwing money to their best mate Nigel Farage.

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By *wingme22Man
over a year ago

Galway

You like your sex like you like Brexit.

FUCKED UP!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That sounds a bigoted response

Would you prefer I say Bigoted/Xenophobic/Racist instead? Much easier to state the demographic which caused this mess and are the ones throwing money to their best mate Nigel Farage.

I volunteered with lots of black and asian people, gay and straight, old and young, working class and upper class from across multiple political parties. The support was incredibly diverse for Leave campaign. But you stay and enjoy your tunnel vision ??

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there

"Full and hard "

You forgot messy!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I like my sex like yesterdays pork pie post, two and a half hours in the back of a van

(Kidding)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Missold with a unhealthy undercurrent of xenophobia by a bunch of 50 something lying racist charlatans?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I volunteered with lots of black and asian people, gay and straight, old and young, working class and upper class from across multiple political parties. The support was incredibly diverse for Leave campaign. But you stay and enjoy your tunnel vision ??"

You can call it tunnel vision, I call it experience, then again as a white man I'm sure you've not had any fallout from this where as I've had comments in the open with racist shits citing Brexit. I'm sure Farage will enjoy the money you're sending him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This thread was so jolly with sexual innuendos until the serious bunch turned up. It is like somene farted during sex and the rampant erection that was being enjoyed started to deflate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like my sex like yesterdays pork pie post, two and a half hours in the back of a van

(Kidding)"

Sounds good to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread was so jolly with sexual innuendos until the serious bunch turned up. "

To be fair this sentence perfectly sums up Brexit

it's all fun and games with Farage parading around the UK with the jolly Brexit bus, £350 million a week for our NHS, etc, and when it got serious things went south.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread was so jolly with sexual innuendos until the serious bunch turned up.

To be fair this sentence perfectly sums up Brexit

it's all fun and games with Farage parading around the UK with the jolly Brexit bus, £350 million a week for our NHS, etc, and when it got serious things went south.

That was Vote Leave bus, not Farage. Enjoy the rest of your day, I am getting back to sexual innuendos

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By *linyMan
over a year ago

Manchester/London

"I also like my sex based on full informed consent. "

Exactly! Unfortunately some people just refuse to accept being informed!

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By *ichelangeloxMan
over a year ago

cambridge

What the hell happened here? I turn my back for a few moments and it’s gone all “Lord of Flies”!

“Ralph wept for the end of innocence, the darkness of man's heart, and the fall through the air of the true, wise friend called Piggy.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you imagine Theresa May doing 'it'?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I guess they're both the same for me .

Neither is gonna be happening soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also like my sex based on full informed consent. "

YES!

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I like to put it in pull it out put it in pull it out , and havea goid poke aabout ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No .. Brexit makes me think of Theresa May . And trust me that would do nothing for my performance

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No .. Brexit makes me think of Theresa May . And trust me that would do nothing for my performance

I think she would teach you a thing of two in the bedroom to be fair

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By *ichelangeloxMan
over a year ago

cambridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No .. Brexit makes me think of Theresa May . And trust me that would do nothing for my performance

I think she would teach you a thing of two in the bedroom to be fair"
you saying I'm shit in the bedroom

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Always happy for an extension

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No .. Brexit makes me think of Theresa May . And trust me that would do nothing for my performance

I think she would teach you a thing of two in the bedroom to be fair you saying I'm shit in the bedroom

Absolutely not, I just think she has a few tricks up her sleeve thats all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No .. Brexit makes me think of Theresa May . And trust me that would do nothing for my performance

I think she would teach you a thing of two in the bedroom to be fair you saying I'm shit in the bedroom

Absolutely not, I just think she has a few tricks up her sleeve thats all"
good answer . Yeah I will give you that one . She would constantly tell take it out then back in again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be a virgin...

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Just close your eyes and think of Farage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hard brexit will give you a soft cock lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What like, 52% wants to pull out and 48% to stay in!!"

PMSL.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you never know when it will cum ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do with the extension!

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Lmao at this thread-

'you wanna go for it then you can't then you need some time then you not even sure if you can lol

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Keep asking the same question over and over despite being told no each time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like it feels like it’s never going to end, but then when it finally happens it’s a massive disappointment and not at all what was promised ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brexit is like being in a cock cage... It's frustrating... But you know you will get released and the pleasure will begin.

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By *olacolaMan
over a year ago

lincoln

Based entirely on lies.. oh wait, hang on

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Boris' Bang Bus turned out to be a bit misleading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also like my sex based on full informed consent. "

This also ^^^ with bells on

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