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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What things av u put up ur bum and was it good

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

A butt plug, anal beads, vibrato, dildo and a penis. Obviously not all at the same time lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plug, dildo, prostate massagers, vibrators

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A butt plug, anal beads, vibrato, dildo and a penis. Obviously not all at the same time lol. "

I was reading this and thinking jeez her a hole must be like dartford tunnel ! Lol

But see the last bit so made it clear lol x

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

To the OP, yes thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suppositories for piles.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Suppositories for piles. "
ouch

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"A butt plug, anal beads, vibrato, dildo and a penis. Obviously not all at the same time lol.

I was reading this and thinking jeez her a hole must be like dartford tunnel ! Lol

But see the last bit so made it clear lol x "

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Basically.... Nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Basically.... Nothing"

Jeez i bet that hurt sounds painful?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suppositories for piles. ouch"
Wasn't that bad really Woody, quite relieving actually! Lol x

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Suppositories for piles. ouchWasn't that bad really Woody, quite relieving actually! Lol x"

Glad to hear they are OK lol.

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By *illing2016Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

An inflatable dildo and Yes it was sooooo goood

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By *cottishcockMan
over a year ago

glasgow

My finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put my tongue up Charlie's bum, he seemed to like it quite a bit. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I put my tongue up Charlie's bum, he seemed to like it quite a bit. Xx"

You must have a long tounge to get it up his bum ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suppositories for piles. ouchWasn't that bad really Woody, quite relieving actually! Lol x

Glad to hear they are OK lol. "

Oh yeah, was years ago! Xx

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

A chicken leg

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By *itandhotCouple
over a year ago

citywest

Big black cock

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By *iscreet gent2018Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Cock belonging to a very sexy tv girl. Yes, it was good lol

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By *iscreet gent2018Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Big black cock "

Wow! I bet that looked unbelievable!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doctors finger ..... now every time I have a check up first thing I look at is how big there hands are .... not nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *orkshire 123Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"A chicken leg "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A chicken leg "
looool wtf !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What things av u put up ur bum and was it good"
dildo, big black dildo, real cock, anal beads, fingers, butt plug, deodorant can, prostate massager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucked my boyfriends ass for the first time with a strap on last week and he loved it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suppositories for piles. "

LOL!

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By *ockman3858Man
over a year ago

didcot

I had cock plastic cricketstump vibro carrot dildo bottle and cucumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fucked my boyfriends ass for the first time with a strap on last week and he loved it "
wanna try that thing on me too?

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By *iscreet gent2018Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I fucked my boyfriends ass for the first time with a strap on last week and he loved it "

He’s a lucky guy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a cheeky finger so far

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Mu partners cock, when he says I can have it.

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By *ivek68Man
over a year ago

york


"I put my tongue up Charlie's bum, he seemed to like it quite a bit. Xx"
wow I love that too

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

my fist and arm up to my elbow on a guy

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By *mark_slandMan
over a year ago

sunderland

Men!!! Although not all of them lol normal just there cocks and tongues not always in that order either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my fist and arm up to my elbow on a guy"

Ouch!

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By *K430Man
over a year ago

Tipperary

Supositories

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

Butt plug,vibrater,.

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By *ornyhornytwoCouple
over a year ago

Bradford

Fingers. Butt plugs, dildos. Vibrators, beads, tongues, cocks and probably more stuff lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This might be awkward - butt plug, dildo, vibrator, fingers, other peoples tongues, a few cocks, broom handle, banana and a cucumber

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By *jEuphoriaCouple
over a year ago

north kent


"What things av u put up ur bum and was it good"

I was at a private party when my lovely friend, gloved and lubed up, then proceeded to insert both arms at the same time, in her (man) friends anus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This might be awkward - butt plug, dildo, vibrator, fingers, other peoples tongues, a few cocks, broom handle, banana and a cucumber "

Broom handle! Did you do a spring clean at the same time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This might be awkward - butt plug, dildo, vibrator, fingers, other peoples tongues, a few cocks, broom handle, banana and a cucumber

Broom handle! Did you do a spring clean at the same time?"

It wasn't even my broom

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By *lanemikeMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Fingers, suppositories, vibrator and penis (not my own!!), not forgetting a tongue. Happy to repeat a couple of them.

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By *urly_JenTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Dildos, strapons, buttplugs, anal beads, various enema nozzles. Fingers, tongues or a cock when I am lucky lol

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By *urly_JenTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I would be suprised if I am only one here who douches?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A butt plug, anal beads, vibrato, dildo and a penis. Obviously not all at the same time lol. "

Same for me

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

I’ve put an action man in a blokes bum

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea


"I would be suprised if I am only one here who douches?"

Think all the serious players do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve put an action man in a blokes bum"

How does that even come up

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea


"A butt plug, anal beads, vibrato, dildo and a penis. Obviously not all at the same time lol.

Same for me "

Beautiful disaster is a name I’d hope for something more dramatic

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea


"I’ve put an action man in a blokes bum

How does that even come up "

Lol it was a good idea at the time

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea


"I’ve put an action man in a blokes bum

How does that even come up

Lol it was a good idea at the time "

Stuck a few cream eggs in too, and other food things

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

Mushrooms don’t sink btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve put an action man in a blokes bum

How does that even come up

Lol it was a good idea at the time

Stuck a few cream eggs in too, and other food things "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dildos vibes..strapons..plugs.. wifes tongue.. and an very very copious amounts of cocks over the past 25 years..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suppositry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would be suprised if I am only one here who douches?

Think all the serious players do"

I did today for the first time ! I feel very clean indeed. Not stuck much up my bum but tell me, why is it meant to be so good. I don't get it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fucked my boyfriends ass for the first time with a strap on last week and he loved it "

Would love to be pegged

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"A chicken leg

Big black cock "

Are we still talking farm birds?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A chicken leg "
then u had it for tea

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By *urly_JenTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"I fucked my boyfriends ass for the first time with a strap on last week and he loved it

Would love to be pegged "

I can thoroughly recommend to those who are curious - I sometimes think all guys could benefit from the experience of the passive role.

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Prostate massagers - yes most of them

Dildos - yes

Plugs - generally these don't do a lot for me

Dildo as part of a strapon system - very good

Dildos on fucking machines - wonderful

Fingers - yes

Cocks - generally good

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea


"A chicken leg

Big black cock

Are we still talking farm birds?"

Lol cockadoodledoo

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By *aughtychopsCouple
over a year ago

Dartford

Started pegging with Mr and having fun finding the “P Spot” he seems to like it .... a lot!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Big black cock "

Was this the male or female half?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a couple of inches for poking up xxx

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By *drenaline rushMan
over a year ago

Burnley

Well today I was violated at the hospital and had a tube up mine. Totally reassuring me that my arse is exit only

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Apples, oranges, aubergine, small squash, Pom bottle, XL Kong toy, 10" jelly" dildo, vibrating inflatable butt plug, my fist, other people's fists (almost managed two), various sized cocks and a fist and cock simultaneously.

Well you did ask.

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By *ediMan
over a year ago

Leeds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apples, oranges, aubergine, small squash, Pom bottle, XL Kong toy, 10" jelly" dildo, vibrating inflatable butt plug, my fist, other people's fists (almost managed two), various sized cocks and a fist and cock simultaneously.

Well you did ask. "

Respect! I’m not sure if this means you’re very anally retentive or very not - but good going!

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By *drenaline rushMan
over a year ago

Burnley


"Apples, oranges, aubergine, small squash, Pom bottle, XL Kong toy, 10" jelly" dildo, vibrating inflatable butt plug, my fist, other people's fists (almost managed two), various sized cocks and a fist and cock simultaneously.

Well you did ask.

Respect! I’m not sure if this means you’re very anally retentive or very not - but good going! "

I’d be afraid to move in case anything fell out let alone fart!

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"Apples, oranges, aubergine, small squash, Pom bottle, XL Kong toy, 10" jelly" dildo, vibrating inflatable butt plug, my fist, other people's fists (almost managed two), various sized cocks and a fist and cock simultaneously.

Well you did ask.

Respect! I’m not sure if this means you’re very anally retentive or very not - but good going!

I’d be afraid to move in case anything fell out let alone fart! "

Why?

This comment always gets me. You do know that large insertions doesn't lead to faecal incontinence unless you actually damage your anus? You would know if you had, as you would be screaming in agony. Life's too short for small toys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Life's too short for small toys'

That’s one of the best quotes I’ve ever heard.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Nothing ever but for all the good those suppositories the doctor gave me did, I might as well have shoved them up my bum.

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By *honefunmMan
over a year ago

GLOUCESTER

original source mint shower gel....... ring sting

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By *eds1Man
over a year ago

Salisbury

Beer bottle ,finger ,vibrater, razor handle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fingers, hairbrush handle

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By *eamgreen30Couple
over a year ago

stroud


"A chicken leg "

Not still attached to the chicken I hope

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By *rthangMan
over a year ago

calderdale

Nothing ever but I do adore a tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our friend is a nurse who works in A&E. Some of the things she’s seen on an X-ray picture shoved up people’s back sides are shocking but very funny when she tells us about the excuses made for said things being in said positions.

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By *andy_CaneCouple
over a year ago

Orgasm Quay

Cock, finger, vibrator, large dildo and a tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What things av u put up ur bum and was it good"

What things would you have up your bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our friend is a nurse who works in A&E. Some of the things she’s seen on an X-ray picture shoved up people’s back sides are shocking but very funny when she tells us about the excuses made for said things being in said positions.

"

I’ve heard similar. One take involved removing a (large) plastic Coca Cola bottle.

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By *rs Myvanwy Scarlet-BlackTV/TS
over a year ago

hot wife

Butt plugs anal beads dildos 2 firsts oh and half a bottle of wine

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall


"my fist and arm up to my elbow on a guy"

You'd make a good vet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucked hubby up the bum with a strap on for the 1st time on his birthday he liked it

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

A peanut but it got stuck !

I had to embarrassingly go to a&e where a kind nurse said I needed to pour chocolate into my bum !

What a relief when it came out a treet

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By *ertsDrewMan
over a year ago

Hitchin


"A chicken leg "

Shortly before being thrown out of KFC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 1963 Ford Mustang

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea


"A 1963 Ford Mustang "

Now you’re showing off

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea


"A chicken leg

Shortly before being thrown out of KFC"

Oh dear, did you see my video too

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea


"A peanut but it got stuck !

I had to embarrassingly go to a&e where a kind nurse said I needed to pour chocolate into my bum !

What a relief when it came out a treet

"

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a diverse list, but he goes...

Vibrating butt plug;

fingers;

a tongue;

jacuzzi jet;

carrot;

screwdriver handle;

rampant rabbit;

deodorant cans of different sizes; and

a weird wall mounted hook in a hotel bathroom

(see pics for the last 3...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck all has gone in my bum. And that's the way its staying

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By *hill44Man
over a year ago

hinckley


"It's a diverse list, but he goes...

Vibrating butt plug;

fingers;

a tongue;

jacuzzi jet;

carrot;

screwdriver handle;

rampant rabbit;

deodorant cans of different sizes; and

a weird wall mounted hook in a hotel bathroom

(see pics for the last 3...)"

Wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toys cans

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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago

New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies

just the normal things, fingers, dildo, but plugs, vibes, a few vegetables, and a few cocks

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By *ivek68Man
over a year ago

york

Tongue and a finger that's my limit

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Years ago I stroked it with a cucumber but only stroking it.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone dressed as a nurse once inserted a camera into my bum while someone else also dressed as a nurse held my hand and described what was happening.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Nothing recently..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez. What haven't I out in my bum?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing yet but open to offers ? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing yet but open to offers ? xx"

I may have a thing or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tongue to start fist to finish ?

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By *rocMan
over a year ago

llandudno junction

A few toys fingers and the odd cucumber as you can see from my pics lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tongues, fingers, fists, soft food, various liquids, cocks, butt plugs, anal beads, vibrators, dildos

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By *everlyandersonTV/TS
over a year ago

newcastle

I've yet to experience it

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By *ub_lad6Man
over a year ago

Basildon

So far I've had fingers, tongues, dildos, strap ons and butt plugs. Hoping for more this year!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a few girls tongues

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