FabSwingers.com forum: Why does surprise some ladies that they have hundreds of messages ?

By *arkbane OP Man
over a year ago

East leeds

Why do people act so surprised when they are inundated with messages?

It comes with the territory lol

Just accept it !!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

... Because I know I'm not all that, and why on earth am I that interesting to people?

I've accepted it, but it was an enormous shock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... Because I know I'm not all that, and why on earth am I that interesting to people?

I've accepted it, but it was an enormous shock. "

Exactly this even the most confident of people have self doubt they are worthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people act so surprised when they are inundated with messages?

It comes with the territory lol

Just accept it !!"

Or block the lot so you don't get any messages at all. So peaceful. So lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people act so surprised when they are inundated with messages?

It comes with the territory lol

Just accept it !!"

I dont think women are aware when they initially join fab, that it's like that though. It can be a surprise.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

It can be majorly surprising when you have a blank profile and no pics to start with, that you still get hundreds of messages from men keen to meet, just goes to show alot arent fussy as long as they get their dick wet. That was a major learning curve.

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By *arkbane OP Man
over a year ago

East leeds

"... Because I know I'm not all that, and why on earth am I that interesting to people?

I've accepted it, but it was an enormous shock. "

I’m actually pretty flabbergasted why you think that as there must be a certain level of confidence just to join the site ?

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By *arkbane OP Man
over a year ago

East leeds

"Why do people act so surprised when they are inundated with messages?

It comes with the territory lol

Just accept it !!

I dont think women are aware when they initially join fab, that it's like that though. It can be a surprise. "

At least I can say I am always learning did not realise that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people act so surprised when they are inundated with messages?

It comes with the territory lol

Just accept it !!

I dont think women are aware when they initially join fab, that it's like that though. It can be a surprise. "

This.

I wasn’t prepared for it when I joined, it was a shock, I hid my profile as soon as I knew how to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even as a couple I get so many from guys wanting to just meet me.

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By *ena_LjubovTV/TS
over a year ago

Cork

Not a woman, but I do get 30+ messages from new people every day. I just never expected to be this popular, I never was. Such a weird feeling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just excepted that it has nothing to do with me ... it's just that men outnumber the ladies over 100-1 down here and all want to perv the pics, dirty chat and/or get there dicks wets! It's not exactly a compliment more desperation on their part as they do message everyone lol ... it just is tedious trawling through them to find one who might be appealing to me, so I either look or keep my profile hidden

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By *he riverdeep69Couple
over a year ago

North west ish

I think it is a surprise for newbie ladies, they get 100's, absolutely innundated. Tho I think the surprise is more the desparation of some men. Even ladies with no pics get innundated. As someone how has rejoined a few times you see the pattern. Always the same faces cropping up. It really is sad that these men act like vultures on newbies. If they backed off maybe more ladies would stay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We get very few unsolicited messages.

I think that’s a direct result of being a little older than most peoples search criteria.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They do??,

Fuck. I'm obviously doing something really wrong or I accidentally selected that I was a man, because I've never been inundated

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Sometimes even a non-stop heatwave can leave you amazed.

I think with Fab there's always been a peculiar style and level of interest that is somewhat unique, so it can continue to stimulate your sense of wonder, as it contrasts with everyday life experience.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"... Because I know I'm not all that, and why on earth am I that interesting to people?

I've accepted it, but it was an enormous shock.

I’m actually pretty flabbergasted why you think that as there must be a certain level of confidence just to join the site ?"

Ha. No. I came in fairly blind. Had no idea the amount of attention I'd get. I didn't know I'd get any, just was going to give it a go.

Even now, it's like yeah, I've had about 18 months of this, and it still blows my mind. I'm not all that.

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

Playmates say they get an avalanche of messages if they post a new photo or a status update as a single woman or even if they go online. It must be off putting for anyone joining especially when the quality of most messages is poor.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Playmates say they get an avalanche of messages if they post a new photo or a status update as a single woman or even if they go online. It must be off putting for anyone joining especially when the quality of most messages is poor. "

Ugh, yes.

I'm watched, sometimes hounded, for my every move.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since admin changed my profile (because hubby watches)to a couples profile i get a lot less mails. I highly recommend it.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

You can use filters to stop this,I do on my single profile

Miss

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"You can use filters to stop this,I do on my single profile

Miss"

I use filters to the extent that works for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The filters are worse than rubbish on here. Far too simplistic and if in the past you have mailed the person even to say a no thanks then they get around the filter.

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By *uggiedMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Some women dont relise how sexy they are. A woman with curves weaing some nice sexy underwear yummy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are lots of guys who just blast messages to everyone, its not flattering at all, just casting their net wide hoping for a bite. Its surprising only for a short while until you read the messages and realise that 90% of them are the usual:

Hi, how are you?

You're not too far away?

I'd lick that pussy for hours.

And the hundreds of other thoughtless messages xx

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By *arkbane OP Man
over a year ago

East leeds

"They do??,

Fuck. I'm obviously doing something really wrong or I accidentally selected that I was a man, because I've never been inundated

Suspect some people actually read your profile lol

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By *arkbane OP Man
over a year ago

East leeds

"There are lots of guys who just blast messages to everyone, its not flattering at all, just casting their net wide hoping for a bite. Its surprising only for a short while until you read the messages and realise that 90% of them are the usual:

Hi, how are you?

You're not too far away?

I'd lick that pussy for hours.

And the hundreds of other thoughtless messages xx"

Do they actually say that??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They do??,

Fuck. I'm obviously doing something really wrong or I accidentally selected that I was a man, because I've never been inundated

Perhaps saying you only accept messages of hot, black people reduces the amount?

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

Ive been on here years and it still amazes me at times. When i 1st joined with no pics and no real content i couldnt keep up with the 100s of messages. So i hid my profile and just searched. Id come back online un-hide. Type replies for a solid 30 mins and end up with more messages than i started with. 1 day i just did a blanket delete of all messages and blocked single men. I rarely blocked anyone unless they were rude and insulting. Now my profile is completely open. I keep up with my messages, reply to every1, i block more if people refuse to accept we havent connected or too far away in distance. But surprisingly recently i got asked why i replied if i wasnt going to meet them...u cant please every1 it seems!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They do??,

Fuck. I'm obviously doing something really wrong or I accidentally selected that I was a man, because I've never been inundated

Perhaps saying you only accept messages of hot, black people reduces the amount? "

Are you suggesting that people do read profiles after all? You know that goes against the general consensus don't you?

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Suspect hundreds of ladies don’t, then again I tell myself a million times not to exaggerate.

Stunning marketing though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s what happens when the site is approximately 90% populated with men.

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

Anyone ever get;

You're soooo beautiful....

You really turn me on...

I love your boobs...

etc, etc, etc

Then when you repeatedly turn them down,

You fat old slag....!!!!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"That’s what happens when the site is approximately 90% populated with men. "

I personally don’t think it is, just an urban myth.

You go to a clubs the balance isn’t that bad.

However the site might have 90% of players.

Just an observation.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I think it is a surprise for newbie ladies, they get 100's, absolutely innundated. Tho I think the surprise is more the desparation of some men. Even ladies with no pics get innundated. As someone how has rejoined a few times you see the pattern. Always the same faces cropping up. It really is sad that these men act like vultures on newbies. If they backed off maybe more ladies would stay. "

Totally agree, two of my friends were literally driven off the site before they had a chance to set filters and put pics on. It was like a feeding frenzy with men and couples as the sharks. I've experienced the same on rejoining.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Anyone ever get;

You're soooo beautiful....

You really turn me on...

I love your boobs...

etc, etc, etc

Then when you repeatedly turn them down,

You fat old slag....!!!!"

Frequently lol. Followed by, I didn't want to meet you anyway or I can have my Puck of hot women. (then why message me in the first place then lol?!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That’s what happens when the site is approximately 90% populated with men.

I personally don’t think it is, just an urban myth.

You go to a clubs the balance isn’t that bad.

However the site might have 90% of players.

Just an observation."

Could that be because the gender balance within clubs is more actively managed?

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By *arkbane OP Man
over a year ago

East leeds

"Anyone ever get;

You're soooo beautiful....

You really turn me on...

I love your boobs...

etc, etc, etc

Then when you repeatedly turn them down,

You fat old slag....!!!!"

What the heck !!!!

Sounds awful

Politeness has been lost on them

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By *icegentglosMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

Interesting thread.

I met a new lady for a coffee last week and she explained much the same. However once we’d verified each other her mail spiked. My views went through the roof and even had three mails from guys asking about her and she has no pics public.

Don’t know what the answer is to it all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, how are you?

You're not too far away?

I'd lick that pussy for hours.

And the hundreds of other thoughtless messages xx

Do they actually say that??"

Find a female friend who will show you the rubbish that gets sent to her in box in one 24 hr period. It will be a real eye opener.

You may also then have a better understanding of the low level irritation demonstrated by a lot of women on the site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And that’s before you even get to the ‘can I suck your tampon/breed you/paint you like an avocado/stick a glass paperweight up your hoohah’ nonsense, which is frankly, light relief.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people act so surprised when they are inundated with messages?

It comes with the territory lol

Just accept it !!

I dont think women are aware when they initially join fab, that it's like that though. It can be a surprise.

This.

I wasn’t prepared for it when I joined, it was a shock, I hid my profile as soon as I knew how to. "

Years ago I'd repeatedly asked Admin to put a block of messaging to ladies joining for at least 72 hrs, to allow them to adjust. All my meets kept saying exactly what you have said.

Ironically it was ladies more than men that didn't like the idea each time I suggested it in suggestions, usually the same ones too.

I've often come to the conclusion women are their own worst enemies when it comes to messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people act so surprised when they are inundated with messages?

It comes with the territory lol

Just accept it !!"

Possibly because they find it hard to believe that so many men are that desperate OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That’s what happens when the site is approximately 90% populated with men. "

It's stats like that which don't help the uneducated either.

Simply not true, yes there are more guys but no where near that %. Maybe 50/60 % more.

Remember also far more men leave fab than ladies so there is a better recycling for them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And that’s before you even get to the ‘can I suck your tampon/breed you/paint you like an avocado/stick a glass paperweight up your hoohah’ nonsense, which is frankly, light relief."

This made me giggle. My top messages recently have been....

Would you fart in my mouth?

Would you have a poo in work?

Can I send a video of me pushing a toilet brush in my arse?

How much?

You're fucking ugly anyway

Charmers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And that’s before you even get to the ‘can I suck your tampon/breed you/paint you like an avocado/stick a glass paperweight up your hoohah’ nonsense, which is frankly, light relief.

This made me giggle. My top messages recently have been....

Would you fart in my mouth?

Would you have a poo in work?

Can I send a video of me pushing a toilet brush in my arse?

How much?

You're fucking ugly anyway

Charmers

Smooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most guys are vvvvvvery hungry. I rarely message first unless someone catches my eye.

Its a womans world

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"And that’s before you even get to the ‘can I suck your tampon/breed you/paint you like an avocado/stick a glass paperweight up your hoohah’ nonsense, which is frankly, light relief."

It's true. Alas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That’s what happens when the site is approximately 90% populated with men.

It's stats like that which don't help the uneducated either.

Simply not true, yes there are more guys but no where near that %. Maybe 50/60 % more.

Remember also far more men leave fab than ladies so there is a better recycling for them."

Nah disagree. I’m hardly uneducated to make that claim. I’ve used that figure from a cumulation of ladies post stating and I quote ‘I’ve had 3000 profile views and 300 messages in a day’. Now I’ve no reason to doubt those figures it would seem reasonable to hypothesis that the population within this group his heavily biased towards men.

I agree with Tigerli1y that clubs are monitored so there’s an even spread ensuring the evenings experience is varied and caters for all. This could well give the appearance to the uninitiated that there’s an even spread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people act so surprised when they are inundated with messages?

It comes with the territory lol

Just accept it !!

I dont think women are aware when they initially join fab, that it's like that though. It can be a surprise.

This.

I wasn’t prepared for it when I joined, it was a shock, I hid my profile as soon as I knew how to.

Years ago I'd repeatedly asked Admin to put a block of messaging to ladies joining for at least 72 hrs, to allow them to adjust. All my meets kept saying exactly what you have said.

Ironically it was ladies more than men that didn't like the idea each time I suggested it in suggestions, usually the same ones too.

I've often come to the conclusion women are their own worst enemies when it comes to messages."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were inundated with emails initially, it is amazing how many men do not read our profile to find out our requirements. I used to reply but now I just say "sorry no" and delete. It feels harsh but we could spend the entire week replying to messages instead of actual swinging.

Fortunately the volume seems to have died down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And that’s before you even get to the ‘can I suck your tampon/breed you/paint you like an avocado/stick a glass paperweight up your hoohah’ nonsense, which is frankly, light relief.

This made me giggle. My top messages recently have been....

Would you fart in my mouth?

Would you have a poo in work?

Can I send a video of me pushing a toilet brush in my arse?

How much?

You're fucking ugly anyway

Charmers

You’re getting the cream of the crop! (

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That’s what happens when the site is approximately 90% populated with men.

It's stats like that which don't help the uneducated either.

Simply not true, yes there are more guys but no where near that %. Maybe 50/60 % more.

Remember also far more men leave fab than ladies so there is a better recycling for them.

Just did a search for men aged 39 to 41 within 5 miles of me, with public photos. 296 results. The same search for women seeking men yielded 28 results.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And that’s before you even get to the ‘can I suck your tampon/breed you/paint you like an avocado/stick a glass paperweight up your hoohah’ nonsense, which is frankly, light relief.

It's true. Alas. "

Christ alive! Those are some epic messages. I'm living in the wrong place!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Though i have had the breeding one. I'm currently on my fifth child

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That’s what happens when the site is approximately 90% populated with men.

It's stats like that which don't help the uneducated either.

Simply not true, yes there are more guys but no where near that %. Maybe 50/60 % more.

Remember also far more men leave fab than ladies so there is a better recycling for them.

Just did a search for men aged 39 to 41 within 5 miles of me, with public photos. 296 results. The same search for women seeking men yielded 28 results."

So that’s 90.6% men and 9.4% women. I think that’s pretty much proven our case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And that’s before you even get to the ‘can I suck your tampon/breed you/paint you like an avocado/stick a glass paperweight up your hoohah’ nonsense, which is frankly, light relief.

It's true. Alas.

Christ alive! Those are some epic messages. I'm living in the wrong place!

Did you not read PinupPro’s selection?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Though i have had the breeding one. I'm currently on my fifth child

I said I would go for it. He was very pleased, but disappeared when I wanted detail about the funding for private school and university.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That’s what happens when the site is approximately 90% populated with men.

It's stats like that which don't help the uneducated either.

Simply not true, yes there are more guys but no where near that %. Maybe 50/60 % more.

Remember also far more men leave fab than ladies so there is a better recycling for them.

Just did a search for men aged 39 to 41 within 5 miles of me, with public photos. 296 results. The same search for women seeking men yielded 28 results.

So that’s 90.6% men and 9.4% women. I think that’s pretty much proven our case

It might vary with other age groups but I think it’s pretty indicative.

(Totally not going to spend the evening searching by age range and plotting it in Excel.,)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And that’s before you even get to the ‘can I suck your tampon/breed you/paint you like an avocado/stick a glass paperweight up your hoohah’ nonsense, which is frankly, light relief.

It's true. Alas.

Christ alive! Those are some epic messages. I'm living in the wrong place!

Did you not read PinupPro’s selection?"

I just did. Where do these people come from?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I injured myself very seriously within days of joining Fab. Did you know that fucking cures injuries that doctors say will hamper you for the rest of your life? And that being injured on Fab is an affront to horny men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Though i have had the breeding one. I'm currently on my fifth child

I said I would go for it. He was very pleased, but disappeared when I wanted detail about the funding for private school and university."

Some are such cheapskates on here.....

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Though i have had the breeding one. I'm currently on my fifth child

I said I would go for it. He was very pleased, but disappeared when I wanted detail about the funding for private school and university.

Some are such cheapskates on here..... "

Ooh. I had one who wanted sole custody.

I'm not a fucking brood mare...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That’s what happens when the site is approximately 90% populated with men.

It's stats like that which don't help the uneducated either.

Simply not true, yes there are more guys but no where near that %. Maybe 50/60 % more.

Remember also far more men leave fab than ladies so there is a better recycling for them."

Nope, guys outnumber women by about 9 or 10 to 1. So a test found out when searching the number of guys nearby compared to ladies at many different points across the UK, in fact the ratio was about 12 to 1, but the number of couples brought the average down to about 9. But once you knock off the fake profiles which are mainly female ones, then a figure of around 10 to 1 would be reached.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Though i have had the breeding one. I'm currently on my fifth child

I said I would go for it. He was very pleased, but disappeared when I wanted detail about the funding for private school and university.

Some are such cheapskates on here.....

Ooh. I had one who wanted sole custody.

I'm not a fucking brood mare... "

Hahaha! Really? He just wanted your genes..

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Though i have had the breeding one. I'm currently on my fifth child

I said I would go for it. He was very pleased, but disappeared when I wanted detail about the funding for private school and university.

Some are such cheapskates on here.....

Ooh. I had one who wanted sole custody.

I'm not a fucking brood mare...

Hahaha! Really? He just wanted your genes.."

God he can have them. They're shit.

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By *arkbane OP Man
over a year ago

East leeds

"And that’s before you even get to the ‘can I suck your tampon/breed you/paint you like an avocado/stick a glass paperweight up your hoohah’ nonsense, which is frankly, light relief.

This made me giggle. My top messages recently have been....

Would you fart in my mouth?

Would you have a poo in work?

Can I send a video of me pushing a toilet brush in my arse?

How much?

You're fucking ugly anyway

Charmers

What the f@@k !!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"And that’s before you even get to the ‘can I suck your tampon/breed you/paint you like an avocado/stick a glass paperweight up your hoohah’ nonsense, which is frankly, light relief.

This made me giggle. My top messages recently have been....

Would you fart in my mouth?

Would you have a poo in work?

Can I send a video of me pushing a toilet brush in my arse?

How much?

You're fucking ugly anyway

Charmers

What the f@@k !!!"

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...

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By *arkbane OP Man
over a year ago

East leeds

"And that’s before you even get to the ‘can I suck your tampon/breed you/paint you like an avocado/stick a glass paperweight up your hoohah’ nonsense, which is frankly, light relief.

This made me giggle. My top messages recently have been....

Would you fart in my mouth?

Would you have a poo in work?

Can I send a video of me pushing a toilet brush in my arse?

How much?

You're fucking ugly anyway

Charmers

What the f@@k !!!

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... "

Spill the beans you’ve perked my interest lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"And that’s before you even get to the ‘can I suck your tampon/breed you/paint you like an avocado/stick a glass paperweight up your hoohah’ nonsense, which is frankly, light relief.

This made me giggle. My top messages recently have been....

Would you fart in my mouth?

Would you have a poo in work?

Can I send a video of me pushing a toilet brush in my arse?

How much?

You're fucking ugly anyway

Charmers

What the f@@k !!!

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...

Spill the beans you’ve perked my interest lol"

It's a quote from a movie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Initially I suppose I was a bit surprised. Put off more though. I quickly realised it's all false flattery, horny men who likely say the same thing to every woman within a 50 mile radius.

It's the reason I rarely reply these days

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

"And that’s before you even get to the ‘can I suck your tampon/breed you/paint you like an avocado/stick a glass paperweight up your hoohah’ nonsense, which is frankly, light relief.

This made me giggle. My top messages recently have been....

Would you fart in my mouth?

Would you have a poo in work?

Can I send a video of me pushing a toilet brush in my arse?

How much?

You're fucking ugly anyway

Charmers

Ive had mr 'would u poo at work' message me on a number of occasions. Not sure if i look if im a poo at work kinda gal lol

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"It can be majorly surprising when you have a blank profile and no pics to start with, that you still get hundreds of messages from men keen to meet, just goes to show alot arent fussy as long as they get their dick wet. That was a major learning curve."

Or they're hoping you don't have a public photo but will send one if they getg a response?

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over a year ago

Or they're hoping you don't have a public photo but will send one if they getg a response? "

It’s far more likely that they’re a bit desperate and aren’t at all fussy on the woman behind the blank profile.

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over a year ago

Or they're hoping you don't have a public photo but will send one if they getg a response?

It’s far more likely that they’re a bit desperate and aren’t at all fussy on the woman behind the blank profile. "

Even when we had single guys unblocked, we still only got about 10 messages a week

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over a year ago

"And that’s before you even get to the ‘can I suck your tampon/breed you/paint you like an avocado/stick a glass paperweight up your hoohah’ nonsense, which is frankly, light relief.

This made me giggle. My top messages recently have been....

Would you fart in my mouth?

Would you have a poo in work?

Can I send a video of me pushing a toilet brush in my arse?

How much?

You're fucking ugly anyway

Charmers

Ive had mr 'would u poo at work' message me on a number of occasions. Not sure if i look if im a poo at work kinda gal lol"

It pops up on a regular basis (same guy). Perhaps he's a researcher for Family Fortunes?

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

"And that’s before you even get to the ‘can I suck your tampon/breed you/paint you like an avocado/stick a glass paperweight up your hoohah’ nonsense, which is frankly, light relief.

This made me giggle. My top messages recently have been....

Would you fart in my mouth?

Would you have a poo in work?

Can I send a video of me pushing a toilet brush in my arse?

How much?

You're fucking ugly anyway

Charmers

Ive had mr 'would u poo at work' message me on a number of occasions. Not sure if i look if im a poo at work kinda gal lol

It pops up on a regular basis (same guy). Perhaps he's a researcher for Family Fortunes?"

Our survey says uh-uhhh

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