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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When I was about 14 -15 I started masturbating regularly at home but was nearly caught by my parents several times -Once they came home early and I had to stuff my still spurting cock in my pants and disguise the damp patch on my jeans - did others have the same near misses or did you get caught ?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"When I was about 14 -15 I started masturbating regularly at home but was nearly caught by my parents several times -Once they came home early and I had to stuff my still spurting cock in my pants and disguise the damp patch on my jeans - did others have the same near misses or did you get caught ? "
nope i never got caught

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Girls must have been craftier - one girl friend recalled masturbating furiously as she saw her parents car coming up the drive so she could cum before they got in the front door!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Girls must have been craftier - one girl friend recalled masturbating furiously as she saw her parents car coming up the drive so she could cum before they got in the front door!

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That's called "danger wanking"

Try shouting downstairs to your mom to come up to your room and knock one out before she gets there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to play a game where i would be masturbating and just as i was near cuming id shout for my mam and see if i could hide any evidence before she caught me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha on the same wavelegnth there then x

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

never caught, though i used to masturbate all day every day...i think its just easier for girls to hide the evidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never caught, though i used to masturbate all day every day...i think its just easier for girls to hide the evidence "

No I do not agree, they can't hide the big smile on their faces and the rolling eyes and the org still twinges on inside lol XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Mr G here) - Years ago, once Mrs C caught me...

I thought she'd gone out to work.

Me, still in bed, covers off, balls bouncing, furiously enjoying myself knocking one out... she walks into the bedroom.

Caught red-handed - there's no going back!

In a split second I think 'Oh, shit!'... in the same split second she says 'D'you want me to finish that off for you?'

Hallelujah!

Cheers Darlin'

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"never caught, though i used to masturbate all day every day...i think its just easier for girls to hide the evidence

No I do not agree, they can't hide the big smile on their faces and the rolling eyes and the org still twinges on inside lol XX "

Dont think parents look for those things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Mr G here) - Years ago, once Mrs C caught me...

I thought she'd gone out to work.

Me, still in bed, covers off, balls bouncing, furiously enjoying myself knocking one out... she walks into the bedroom.

Caught red-handed - there's no going back!

In a split second I think 'Oh, shit!'... in the same split second she says 'D'you want me to finish that off for you?'

Hallelujah!

Cheers Darlin'"

Now, why don't I get that reaction when I'm on the bus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been caught myself, have a friend who caught his sister with her arse in the bathroom sink masturbating. Another mate was just behind him, do not know who was more embarassed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No I do not agree, they can't hide the big smile on their faces and the rolling eyes and the org still twinges on inside lol XX "

It's much easier to hide a smile than a pile of jizz on rhe carpet

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By *ibrosMan
over a year ago

harrow

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By *ibrosMan
over a year ago

harrow

I have always assumed that everyone gets caught at least once.

Near misses ... dozens of times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never been caught myself, have a friend who caught his sister with her arse in the bathroom sink masturbating. Another mate was just behind him, do not know who was more embarassed."

Sink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im stephen , i wank atleast 3 times per day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 'friend' told a great story about how he received a large scar in the centre of his forehead. Whilst cracking one off in the bath as a teenager, he slipped over, cutting his forehead on a tap badly enough to require a visit to casualty and stitches.

However, bleeding profusely, he had to sit and wait for his hard on to go down before calling his mum to get the car!

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