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Things you've tried and didn't like

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As this is fairly new to me, I find myself trying new things fairly often these days, the vast majority of which I would do again. However, there are a few things I wasn't a fan of, and wouldn't do again.

What things have you tried but found you didn't enjoy, so wouldn't try it again?x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bum sex once only never again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morris Dancing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marriage

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Blue Cheese

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By *tirling DarkCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

Splitting the atom, very messy

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

MARMITE!

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman
over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!

Maple syrup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite and blue cheese on toast whilst morris dancing.

Bloody awful.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Marmite and blue cheese on toast whilst morris dancing.

Bloody awful."

A combination for indegestion.

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

Jamaican salt fish.I still taste it in my sleep and wake up screaming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot wax being dripped on me. Had ALWAYS wanted to try it but OMG it was really really Feckin sore!!

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By *hill44Man
over a year ago

hinckley


"Hot wax being dripped on me. Had ALWAYS wanted to try it but OMG it was really really Feckin sore!!"

Ouch

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Did you use normal candles rather than wax play ones ?

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By *halMan
over a year ago

North West

Brussel Sprouts.....

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Coffee.....eeesssshhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marriage... I'd never go there again.

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By *edbath 5Man
over a year ago

london

Finger up the bum

Might have been better if sausage fingers had told me first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you use normal candles rather than wax play ones ?"

I used the play ones from Lovehoney. Even from a gray height I couldn't handle it.

And I've had 3 kids with no drugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hot wax being dripped on me. Had ALWAYS wanted to try it but OMG it was really really Feckin sore!!"

I prefer using oil. I can heat it gently to just the right temperature, dribble it easily over the skin and then massage it in or lick it off.

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Soooo much! Into D/s stuff so there’s a lot to try. Off the top of my head: humiliation, needles, watersports, ageplay and roleplay in general. Foot fetish weirded me out as I hate people playing with my feet. Squirting (it takes forever and isn’t particularly pleasurable for me). Licking or spitting. Toys in the butt.

The list of stuff I’ve tried and enjoyed is much, much longer.

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Oh, and food play. It’s messy and I prefer to just eat it in front of the telly.

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

I've tried marmite....that was a big mistake....

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

black pudding

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Foie gras... truly nearly vomited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat food it smelt so good but tasted wank

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Went to am all you can eat sushi bar.

Never ever ever eating sea urchin again..

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria


"Marriage "

That’s hilarious haha

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

Octopus.I ate some in a salad unknowingly and then saw the suckers .urghh

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Cabbage

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

Fabswingers.com

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That horrible fingerblasting thing that guys do to try and make women squirt.

And squid ink.

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Cottage cheese

The devils STD riddled cum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like to squirt squid ink though. That would be VERY cool.

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By *aughtychopsCouple
over a year ago

Dartford

Marmite

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By *aughtychopsCouple
over a year ago

Dartford

Mr - “corry, emmerdale and eastenders ... sorry”

Haha

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By *ornyhornytwoCouple
over a year ago

Bradford

In normal terms.... Cucumber. The taste is really bitter and nasty to me.

In swinging terms... Seperate room swap... Caused too many issues x

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Oakhill


"Brussel Sprouts....."
What's the difference between a Brussel sprout and a boggie !!! You try and get a child to eat a sprout.

Sorry I can't put sprouts into room 101

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"In normal terms.... Cucumber. The taste is really bitter and nasty to me.

In swinging terms... Seperate room swap... Caused too many issues x"

How about a cucumber in swinging terms ?

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By *edbath 5Man
over a year ago

london


"That horrible fingerblasting thing that guys do to try and make women squirt.

And squid ink. "

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By *eedsortingMan
over a year ago

Radley

Tesco's sausage roll. Had one yesterday. Really didn't like it. I should have trusted my instinct and stuck with the Ginsters…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fruit hate it

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"In normal terms.... Cucumber. The taste is really bitter and nasty to me.

In swinging terms... Seperate room swap... Caused too many issues x"

I hate when people say "it's just cucumber, it doesn't taste of anything. It tastes of bloody cucumber.. I really don't like it in salads or sandwiches. But I will eat it if it's in sushi..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anchovies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oysters

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Liquorice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vegetables

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By *eedsortingMan
over a year ago

Radley

Must be Friday. I suspect this topic hasn't quite gone the way the OP had hoped...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its actually gone exactly like I imagined it would. Never underestimate the predictability of stu....I mean Faber's

One of mine is 3D cinemas, made me feel a bit sick watching it with the glasses on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glaswegian men lol

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By *anh64Man
over a year ago

aylesbury

nuts and dried fruit

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By *lanemikeMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"Fruit hate it "

Another very sweeping statement..... All fruit ??? There are dozens of different types of fruit, you dislike EVERY one???? How many have you tied??

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

Pinapple

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Fanny

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By *aul smith999Man
over a year ago

harlow

Sprouts Disgusting

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By *orkshire 123Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Onions / cucumber / Marmite too fooking vile

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

Pubic hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Natural yogurt and cottage cheese..... Food for demons... Ugggggh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fanny "

Hahaha made me chuckle

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Celery, peanut butter, whiskey and solicitors

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By *smfuncplCouple
over a year ago

WESTON SUPER MARE

Sucking off my teacher

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By *ornyhornytwoCouple
over a year ago

Bradford


"In normal terms.... Cucumber. The taste is really bitter and nasty to me.

In swinging terms... Seperate room swap... Caused too many issues x

I hate when people say "it's just cucumber, it doesn't taste of anything. It tastes of bloody cucumber.. I really don't like it in salads or sandwiches. But I will eat it if it's in sushi..

"

Actually if you look not everyone has the same taste buds and to some cucumber has a very bitter taste... I can't even eat a salad if there's been cucumber in it and taken out... If I can smell cucumber then I know I'm gonna taste it.

Oh and mushrooms, can't eat mushrooms x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sucking off my teacher "

I'm sure he enjoyed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you use normal candles rather than wax play ones ?

I used the play ones from Lovehoney. Even from a gray height I couldn't handle it.

And I've had 3 kids with no drugs "

I have tried play wax and found that I could stand it on my back and bum, but my front was a whole different matter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirty women and fab couples.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i like sprouts

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Feet! Never again, no sexual interest in them at all.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe


"Octopus.I ate some in a salad unknowingly and then saw the suckers .urghh "

Loved the suckers but the slime, nah!

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By *ilk_TrayMan
over a year ago

South

Drinking Rosé Wine during a meet

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Tiramisu

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By *lloverkisserMan
over a year ago

preston

Being cuffed. Too bloody frustrating not being able to use my hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fried egg mixing with beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheap custard. Just No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The vegi burger in Tesco cafe. Far too much chilli or something,nearly melted my fillings !

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Dye M2, not that it was bad, just not as good as my Eclipse LV1

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Avocado

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By *corpio67Man
over a year ago

hillingdon


"Tesco's sausage roll. Had one yesterday. Really didn't like it. I should have trusted my instinct and stuck with the Ginsters….."

Anyone tried Tesco pork sausages

Plastic inedible skins

You have to peel them before you can eat them!

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By *ily1997Woman
over a year ago

swindon


"Marmite and blue cheese on toast whilst morris dancing.

Bloody awful."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veet i nearly burnt me bollocks off

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Liquorice"

With you on that.

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