FabSwingers.com forum: most stupid messages

By *zzy69 OP Woman
over a year ago

The Lake District

Just had a message from a man who claims to be a non smoker- face pictures attached- one of them with a roll up in his mouth!!!

Blocked- obviously!!

Thought others might have similar experiences we could all laugh at?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"U fat birch"

I think they meant 'bitch'...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From someone in Hull.

Can you meet me in an hour.

??????

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

I replied to a single guy once saying thanks but no thanks and the messaging I got back in return was funny calling me a f**king sl*g and a wh*re and a stuck up b*tch!

Like that was gonna win me round lol.

I’m now a couple and on a couples profile, luckily we don’t get such replies!

And we all breath the same air!

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

I once had a message telling me she thought I had a really nice-looking duck!

I’m all for birdlife but I couldn’t find a duck hiding in any of my pics! Not even a bad-looking one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had a message from a man who claims to be a non smoker- face pictures attached- one of them with a roll up in his mouth!!!

Blocked- obviously!!

Thought others might have similar experiences we could all laugh at?!!"
Was once contacted by a guy who wanted some "fun", as he put it, but after several messages, it transpired that he could neither travel or accommodate ? When quizzed about this, he just said his life was very complicated. Nowt as queer as folk, I suppose !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I've had too many to even remember.

I've had ppl ask to buy my underwear.

I've had ppl ask to meet tonite, even tho they live 100s of miles away.

I had one guy ask me to dress up as a school girl and tell him I was a 15 year old virgin.

I've had guys message saying, 'u not talking?' Even tho they never sent a message to reply back to.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I got a 'lovely' reply back after I said politely no thanks. Got called a fat slang, think I know what he meant to put x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had guys message saying, 'u not talking?' Even tho they never sent a message to reply back to."

Why you no talky?

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

We get 100's. Too many to remember, This week's one was " I want to meet with myself at mine" my reply was, " why tell us what you want to do at yours?"

Clearly a typo, (grammer error) but if you can't put the effort in to reread what you've written, how much effort are you gonna put on for the meet?

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

Get asked to meet at 11 pm them they not back on for couple of hours

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby

I was recently called an unattractive slut following a polite no thank you.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

“Wank/suck fun?” was a message I received from a guy (I’m straight)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy messaged me on my singles profile asking if i had my trousers by my knees or ankles when i go to the toilet!!

On the plus side it caused a funny debate between myself and Holly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy messaged me on my singles profile asking if i had my trousers by my knees or ankles when i go to the toilet!!

On the plus side it caused a funny debate between myself and Holly

LJ"

So which type of guy are you?

I'm a 'halfway down my shins' bloke. The middle ground is very often the best of both worlds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy messaged me on my singles profile asking if i had my trousers by my knees or ankles when i go to the toilet!!

On the plus side it caused a funny debate between myself and Holly

So which type of guy are you?

I'm a 'halfway down my shins' bloke. The middle ground is very often the best of both worlds."

Well as you shared your preference i was by my knees kind of guy but Holly has made a good case to change to by ankles in future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being an older male, I don't get many messages, but did have a random 'x', lovely of her, but wish there was more dialog!

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

I had a guy ask if he could get me pregnant

Good luck trying mate.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We get 100's. Too many to remember, This week's one was " I want to meet with myself at mine" my reply was, " why tell us what you want to do at yours?"

Clearly a typo, (grammer error) but if you can't put the effort in to reread what you've written, how much effort are you gonna put on for the meet? "
Arrgg.....this gets me too!!

It only takes seconds to read over what you've just typed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup.. Had a message from a fem complaining about people who flake all the time. I asked if she wanted to meet... You can guess the next bit.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Way too many.

I love the ones which say, despite my profile (hidden, but "will not meet smokers" plus a separate paragraph about how I don't meet anyone who smokes or vapes) that they won't smoke around me. Too damn right you won't. Blocked for stupidity.

Or the ones who think I'm innocent and I'll be scandalised by a threesome. Bonus points if they then describe anatomically impossible sex

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By *aucy sausageMan
over a year ago

Alfreton

"A guy messaged me on my singles profile asking if i had my trousers by my knees or ankles when i go to the toilet!!

On the plus side it caused a funny debate between myself and Holly

LJ"

I had exactly the same message!! ????

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

https://www.fabswingers.com/content/forum-rules

Private mail should stay private

Please don't post private mail to the forums no matter how idiotic/funny it may be. It is strictly against site rules.

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