FabSwingers.com forum: Most weird sexual thing

By *everlyanderson OP TV/TS
over a year ago

newcastle

What's the most weird sexual thing someone has asked you to do

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Asked me to watch them have sex with their aunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh get straight guys on here asking to suck my cock all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The odd thing is that the 'straight' men that ask me for a meet to top them actually look and sound like the types of 'straight' men that try to dominate by starting a fight in a pub.

Odd that - or is it?

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Wear tight jeans and let them carry me around on their shoulders....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poop on their belly

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

"What's the most weird sexual thing someone has asked you to do "

Haven't had anyone ask me to do anything weird sexually.

I on the other hand would love to have sex somewhere in the Houses of Parliament, or a Library or a stately home. Private or open to the public not in public view of course.

Lol

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By *opblokey2kMan
over a year ago

a11

"Asked me to watch them have sex with their aunt"

Really? Wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let them eat my poo

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By *opblokey2kMan
over a year ago

a11

"Poop on their belly

And did you?

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By *opblokey2kMan
over a year ago

a11

"Let them eat my poo

I have a reasonable tolerance for these things but WHAT THE ACTUAL ****?!!

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By *teveandrocMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Been asked to eat my cum from her ass

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

"Let them eat my poo

Awww that's sweet.....I could imagine your poo too be like it's owner pretty, cute n sexy.

Yeh poo can be cute n sexy if it wants to be.

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"Let them eat my poo

Awww that's sweet.....I could imagine your poo too be like it's owner pretty, cute n sexy.

Yeh poo can be cute n sexy if it wants to be."

No, no it cannot

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By *ottyNStripes30Couple
over a year ago

Oakham

"Wear tight jeans and let them carry me around on their shoulders...."

Tell me you did this lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the most weird sexual thing someone has asked you to do "

Meet for a coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let them eat my poo

Awww that's sweet.....I could imagine your poo too be like it's owner pretty, cute n sexy.

Yeh poo can be cute n sexy if it wants to be."

Yeah. Winnie the pooh

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"Wear tight jeans and let them carry me around on their shoulders....

Tell me you did this lol."

Lol they actually offered me money to do this. I refused, it all felt a little 'she puts the lotion in the basket' to me

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By *ottyNStripes30Couple
over a year ago

Oakham

"Wear tight jeans and let them carry me around on their shoulders....

Tell me you did this lol.

Lol they actually offered me money to do this. I refused, it all felt a little 'she puts the lotion in the basket' to me"

Lol!!! You would have to wonder for sure. Fastinating.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Blow up balloons til they burst while they watched and wanked....

Random.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cover them in Gunge Slime

Could have actually been quite fun

How one gets turned on by it though I will never know

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"What's the most weird sexual thing someone has asked you to do

Meet for a coffee"

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By *heEvilWithinWoman
over a year ago

Barnsley

"Blow up balloons til they burst while they watched and wanked....

Random."

Baloon fetish is a real thing I watched a documentary on it. And a couple used to have sex in a room full of balloons because the guy got turned on by them. And if you popped them.. Well that was it lol. There were all kind of weird ones. Like the guy who had a wife but then married 3 dolls too (I get guys fucking dolls but this guy actually thought they spoke to him)

The weirdest event I have had was where I went to meet a guy from another site about 5 years ago and when I got to his house it was full of dolls. Then previous to me getting there he asked if we could have a threesome - that he had found someone and I said yes and then when I got there the person was not much or a person. It was a large doll. I just said no thank you and left.

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

"Let them eat my poo

Awww that's sweet.....I could imagine your poo too be like it's owner pretty, cute n sexy.

Yeh poo can be cute n sexy if it wants to be.

Yeah. Winnie the pooh

Yeh that pooh too, Winnie the pooh in a teddy n high heels mmmm

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

"Blow up balloons til they burst while they watched and wanked....

Random.

I like the balloon thing too. But not done it much.

I did offer to join a guy and his doll for a threesome not so long ago but he turned me down

I think he thought she would leave him for me. If she did I would have told her "I could never take the place of your man" Tut... dolls they just can't be trusted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn’t say on a public forum

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

"Couldn’t say on a public forum

Tell me PM me

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Blow up balloons til they burst while they watched and wanked....

Random.

Yeah, I've read up about "Looning"since. It's the thrill of not knowing if it when the balloon will burst, plus the tactile feel of the rubber.

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

"Blow up balloons til they burst while they watched and wanked....

Random.

Yeah, I've read up about "Looning"since. It's the thrill of not knowing if it when the balloon will burst, plus the tactile feel of the rubber. "

Also the air pressure against erogenous zones, between the thighs, against the butt, tummy n nipples.

A guy with his cock between two balloons must be getting in tit wanking I suppose.

Exercise balls too, they look like fun.

Ooo just thought about space hoppers lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blow up balloons til they burst while they watched and wanked....

Random."

That's a bit different!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh get straight guys on here asking to suck my cock all the time

I'm not straight and I would love to suck your cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let them eat my poo

Awww that's sweet.....I could imagine your poo too be like it's owner pretty, cute n sexy.

Yeh poo can be cute n sexy if it wants to be.

Yeah. Winnie the pooh

Pooh sticks H??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have been offered money for mrs troubles knickers unwashed after wearing them all day while on a period with a tampax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drink 5 litres of Evian and piss on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet them....

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By *aughtius MaximiusMan
over a year ago

Bromley

"What's the most weird sexual thing someone has asked you to do

Haven't had anyone ask me to do anything weird sexually.

I on the other hand would love to have sex somewhere in the Houses of Parliament, or a Library or a stately home. Private or open to the public not in public view of course.

Lol

I’ve had sex in the Houses of Parliament

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best use of it. May as well kick MP's out

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By *appy2chatmeetMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Couple ask if i wouldnt mind watching her have sex with my dog

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Not weird per se, but would i be the main attraction for a stag do gangbang to 12 under 25 year olds in exchange for a nice hotel room and all expenses paid

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

Had a lady ask me to cum in her hair each time we met - she reckoned it was good for the condition and helped protect it!

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

He wanted me to pretend to be his girlfriend, an upcoming engagement involving his church and he wanted me to turn up dressed in short skirt, stockings just on show, as he assured me there would be some action at the afterparty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I first started swinging about 15 years ago I regularly played with a couple at there house. We had met at a club and had some great nights.

This one night they suggested watersports, which went well, a little later they asked if I fancied pooing on them both, but i could watch them play with it if I didn't want to join in with them.

I politely refused, the evening drew to a quick end and our paths never crossed again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even though it's very clear i am happily married a gentleman wanted to take me to Bahrein for 6 months to be his plaything and pay me an allowance..not a chance..

It's not gash for cash..did not respond.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couple ask if i wouldnt mind watching her have sex with my dog"

Oooh a little bit of vomit came up then..gross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy asked me if I would let him take me to the woods, give me ten minutes head start, then he would stalk me and attack me.

It was a no from me

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds

I was asked a few years back by a woman if I would go to her house and hide in the wardrobe in the bedroom and watch her have sex with her husband when he came home for lunch.

The idea being that I would give my view on whether he was crap or whether she was as they had argued about it for a while.

I said that I had to be somewhere else.

Apparently they separated about 2 or 3 months later and she moved away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have sex with 2 twin brothers

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By *essyphilMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"Cover them in Gunge Slime

Could have actually been quite fun

How one gets turned on by it though I will never know "

Who asked this... a Male or female?

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By *ngelfireWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Wee and poo in their mouth! Let them drink my blood! *shudders* I quickly broke off all contact!

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By *ottyNStripes30Couple
over a year ago

Oakham

"Had a lady ask me to cum in her hair each time we met - she reckoned it was good for the condition and helped protect it!"

Lol!! Women pay alot for hair products, this woman was frugal lol! Brill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cover them in Gunge Slime

Could have actually been quite fun

How one gets turned on by it though I will never know

Who asked this... a Male or female?"

Male - before I blocked them.

Sounds like you're interested

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By *retty womanWoman
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth

Sit on some guys face and fast. I didn't end up meeting him for some reason

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By *retty womanWoman
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth

"Sit on some guys face and fast. I didn't end up meeting him for some reason

*fart*

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By *omtom65Man
over a year ago

walkden

"Sit on some guys face and fast. I didn't end up meeting him for some reason

*fart*"

Hahaha

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By *urvy Girl 79Woman
over a year ago

Near Bourne

"Couple ask if i wouldnt mind watching her have sex with my dog"

A guy asked me to get it on with him and his dog. When I refused and told him it was disgusting his reply was "Dont knock it till you have tried it".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use me as a toilet

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

One word....

SPLOSHING

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LJ keeps asking to dress up as a lioness and roaring himself to orgasm. He's even trying to get me to wear one too. He wants me to be the one wearing the mane though, so he can pretend i'm the male taking him from behind. I'm beginning to get nervous about what it could mean....

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"LJ keeps asking to dress up as a lioness and roaring himself to orgasm. He's even trying to get me to wear one too. He wants me to be the one wearing the mane though, so he can pretend i'm the male taking him from behind. I'm beginning to get nervous about what it could mean....

Then you woke up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then you woke up

Hahaha

. Was a hell of a nightmare. Just wish i wasnt still in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

H"
It’s because i take pride in my fantasies

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

We had a couple ask if I (miss)would wrestle in jelly with the lady of a couple,so the man could watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

H It’s because i take pride in my fantasies

Clever!! I'm still not doing it though. So will you please stop nagging!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s because i take pride in my fantasies

Clever!! I'm still not doing it though. So will you please stop nagging!!

Come on we will have a rip roaring time

Maybe I shouldn’t of used the word RIP definitely the wrong word in more ways than one!!

I will entertain your Pigeon outfit idea if you do and I promise not to peck your head anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s because i take pride in my fantasies

Clever!! I'm still not doing it though. So will you please stop nagging!!

Come on we will have a rip roaring time

Maybe I shouldn’t of used the word RIP definitely the wrong word in more ways than one!!

I will entertain your Pigeon outfit idea if you do and I promise not to peck your head anymore

LJ"

I thought pigeon play was more apt, given your most recent std results.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s because i take pride in my fantasies

Clever!! I'm still not doing it though. So will you please stop nagging!!

Come on we will have a rip roaring time

Maybe I shouldn’t of used the word RIP definitely the wrong word in more ways

I thought pigeon play was more apt, given your most recent std results.....

She told me the rash under her feathers was just prickly heat!!

You know these birds I have the all clear now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they could peg me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should I confess on here, why not no one will judge me

One or two of the poo ideas interest me if ladies/couples are involved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post honestly to this question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blow up balloons til they burst while they watched and wanked....

Random."

It's the thought of your heaving chest that's getting them going???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I thought one or two of my kinks were unusual? Glad I read this now. I feel quite normal now???

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

what you need is c..c..courage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have done the balloon thing. Used to know a guy who liked me to burst big balloons whilst he played

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

"What's the most weird sexual thing someone has asked you to do

Haven't had anyone ask me to do anything weird sexually.

I on the other hand would love to have sex somewhere in the Houses of Parliament, or a Library or a stately home. Private or open to the public not in public view of course.

Lol

I’ve had sex in the Houses of Parliament

I'm in envy of you.

I feel it's just got to be done. It must be formality and exclusivity of the place.

I also find some politicians sexy. Wierd I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked whether I would watch someone nail their scrotum to a plank of wood !

Err that’s a no from me

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I’ve been asked to pretend I’m his mummy and change a nappy for an adult Male.......

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Wanted to do it with the lights on, dirty devil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That made me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been in maids outfit for group women giving me tasks to perform

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By *unIndCpleCouple
over a year ago

reading

Not sure if this qualifies but there is a profile of a couple on fab where the lady is deceased

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve been asked to pretend I’m his mummy and change a nappy for an adult Male......."

Must be from here.I have had the same request

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure if this qualifies but there is a profile of a couple on fab where the lady is deceased

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that s just wrong

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Not sure if this qualifies but there is a profile of a couple on fab where the lady is deceased

That’s got to be a wind up surely?

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By *unIndCpleCouple
over a year ago

reading

"Not sure if this qualifies but there is a profile of a couple on fab where the lady is deceased

That’s got to be a wind up surely? "

Sadly this is not a wind up from us - not sure if it’s from him. Anyway “He” has picture of said wife on profile and says now he is on is own. Perhaps looking for the sympathy vote.

Anyway a new entry - we got this message (name withheld) even though we are not for looking for single males

“......I'm looking for a lady or couple, who enjoy the sensual act of the female breast suckling, like emulating breast feeding.....

...... I would be happy for you to use me in any way you wish, to derive pleasure whilst I was latched onto a breast....”

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By *TkitkatWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Anyway a new entry - we got this message (name withheld) even though we are not for looking for single males

“......I'm looking for a lady or couple, who enjoy the sensual act of the female breast suckling, like emulating breast feeding.....

...... I would be happy for you to use me in any way you wish, to derive pleasure whilst I was latched onto a breast....”

That seems to be pretty common with guys!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I declined a request to stamp on someone's testicles.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Not sure if this qualifies but there is a profile of a couple on fab where the lady is deceased

That’s got to be a wind up surely?

Sadly this is not a wind up from us - not sure if it’s from him. Anyway “He” has picture of said wife on profile and says now he is on is own. Perhaps looking for the sympathy vote.

Anyway a new entry - we got this message (name withheld) even though we are not for looking for single males

“......I'm looking for a lady or couple, who enjoy the sensual act of the female breast suckling, like emulating breast feeding.....

...... I would be happy for you to use me in any way you wish, to derive pleasure whilst I was latched onto a breast....”

Yep I’ve had the old breast milk request! It’s common.

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne

"What's the most weird sexual thing someone has asked you to do "
A guy kept asking me to cut there hair ( I’m not a hairdresser) he even said he would pay me or if I didn’t want to do it pay me to take him to a hairdresser , I politely declined lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man still wanting to fuck his wife after 40 years being married never heard of anything so perverse

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"oh get straight guys on here asking to suck my cock all the time

That happens all the time girl

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"Let them eat my poo

I have a reasonable tolerance for these things but WHAT THE ACTUAL ****?!! "

I was asked this on Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the most weird sexual thing someone has asked you to do

Haven't had anyone ask me to do anything weird sexually.

I on the other hand would love to have sex somewhere in the Houses of Parliament, or a Library or a stately home. Private or open to the public not in public view of course.

Lol

I’ve had sex in the Houses of Parliament

We have all been fucked by the members in the Houses of Parliament

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

An ex used to ask me to put my hand over her mouth while I held her down and did her. And tell her not to mention it to 'mum'...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asked if I could be painted green for some hulk and wonder woman role play

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By *omvampmMan
over a year ago

gillingham

"What's the most weird sexual thing someone has asked you to do

Haven't had anyone ask me to do anything weird sexually.

I on the other hand would love to have sex somewhere in the Houses of Parliament, or a Library or a stately home. Private or open to the public not in public view of course.

Lol

I’ve had sex in the Houses of Parliament

We have all been fucked by the members in the Houses of Parliament "
so very true lol there not even polite enuf to ask permission or at least use lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch me have a shit

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

"What's the most weird sexual thing someone has asked you to do "

....to be monogamous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Regularly get asked to have sex with men’s wives as they call me the N word.

Smh.

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

To make her nipples bleed by biting, stratching and squeezing them hard

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By *avidberksMan
over a year ago

Wokingham

"Wanted to do it with the lights on, dirty devil

Do it with the light off ... stranger sex

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

Can I play with your poo?

Can I watch you poo?

Can I eat your poo?

Do you want to see me eat my poo?

Can we both poo and wank ?

Can I fuck you while you are pooing ?

Some people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her husband offered me money to eat his wife’s pussy when she was on her period, am brave but not that brave

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By *ottyNStripes30Couple
over a year ago

Oakham

Fill a condom with spit and post to a guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piss in a guys mouth nah mate no thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To let a couple poo on me in a bath. Then to put on a rubber coat and to sit in the bath. For him to wank over me. And her to piss on me. Never happened

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By *omvampmMan
over a year ago

gillingham

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By *omvampmMan
over a year ago

gillingham

"Can I play with your poo?

Can I watch you poo?

Can I eat your poo?

Do you want to see me eat my poo?

Can we both poo and wank ?

Can I fuck you while you are pooing ?

Some people "

That's a lot of shite lol x

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

To pick uo a panties from a local car park, wank into them, fill syrgine with cum so he could use it as lube when using a toy on his unsuspecting and unknowing wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To pick uo a panties from a local car park, wank into them, fill syrgine with cum so he could use it as lube when using a toy on his unsuspecting and unknowing wife"

I‘m all for appreciating our diverse psychologies, but what on earth would bring someone to think of this

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

"Can I play with your poo?

Can I watch you poo?

Can I eat your poo?

Do you want to see me eat my poo?

Can we both poo and wank ?

Can I fuck you while you are pooing ?

Some people

That's a lot of shite lol x"

‘‘Tis loads

people speak out of their bumholes at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanted to do it with the lights on, dirty devil

Hope it wasn't missionary, after match of the day....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy asked me if I would let him take me to the woods, give me ten minutes head start, then he would stalk me and attack me.

It was a no from me

Well that sounds all kinds of terrifying.

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By *hill44Man
over a year ago

hinckley

"What's the most weird sexual thing someone has asked you to do "

I was asked if he could give me a blow job while I had a poo, didn't meet him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have yet to meet anyone from this site, however I have a few weird fetishes, I tend to masturbate about 3 times a day, I quite like to wank into a condom, then put the same one back on for the next few wanks.

Please don’t be too harsh on me haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have yet to meet anyone from this site, however I have a few weird fetishes, I tend to masturbate about 3 times a day, I quite like to wank into a condom, then put the same one back on for the next few wanks.

Please don’t be too harsh on me haha"

This is good! Why not recycle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please don’t be too harsh on me haha

This is good! Why not recycle?

I’m just doing David Attenborough’s bidding if nothing else.

I wish all of my weird fetishes could be spun in a positive way

haha

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By *ohnnw1Man
over a year ago

Bolton

A woman asked me for vanilla and then got pissed off when I turned up with two choc ices - fucking weird

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