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Hairy arses and ways to rid it of hair

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok people, I'll admit to having a hairy arse. Can't stand it personally.

What do you use to rid it of hair?

Hopefully not fart and light a match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A razor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veet hair removal cream I have no body hair barely so have no issue but my female mates use it all the time .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get waxed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Veet hair removal cream I have no body hair barely so have no issue but my female mates use it all the time ."

Your not supposed to use hair removal creams on intimate areas like around the anus and genitals.if you don't want to use a razor goto a beauty salon and get waxed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Veet hair removal cream I have no body hair barely so have no issue but my female mates use it all the time .

Your not supposed to use hair removal creams on intimate areas like around the anus and genitals.if you don't want to use a razor goto a beauty salon and get waxed."

I wouldn't want to put a razor near my anus at all!

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By *inkykittyxWoman
over a year ago

South East


"Veet hair removal cream I have no body hair barely so have no issue but my female mates use it all the time .

Your not supposed to use hair removal creams on intimate areas like around the anus and genitals.if you don't want to use a razor goto a beauty salon and get waxed."

You can get genital veet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok people, I'll admit to having a hairy arse. Can't stand it personally.

What do you use to rid it of hair?

Hopefully not fart and light a match"

Good light, magnifying mirror, tweezers and a stick to bite on.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok people, I'll admit to having a hairy arse. Can't stand it personally.

What do you use to rid it of hair?

Hopefully not fart and light a match

Good light, magnifying mirror, tweezers and a stick to bite on.

Mrs"

I'd need long arms as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok people, I'll admit to having a hairy arse. Can't stand it personally.

What do you use to rid it of hair?

Hopefully not fart and light a match

Good light, magnifying mirror, tweezers and a stick to bite on.

Mrs

I'd need long arms as well! "

Surely you can reach that far?

Mrs

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach


"Ok people, I'll admit to having a hairy arse. Can't stand it personally.

What do you use to rid it of hair?

Hopefully not fart and light a match

Good light, magnifying mirror, tweezers and a stick to bite on.

Mrs

"

I'm pretty hairy, that would take weeks!

I might organise a "plucking party", many hands make light work etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok people, I'll admit to having a hairy arse. Can't stand it personally.

What do you use to rid it of hair?

Hopefully not fart and light a match

Good light, magnifying mirror, tweezers and a stick to bite on.

Mrs

I'm pretty hairy, that would take weeks!

I might organise a "plucking party", many hands make light work etc.

"

That sounds like a full moon job

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok people, I'll admit to having a hairy arse. Can't stand it personally.

What do you use to rid it of hair?

Hopefully not fart and light a match

Good light, magnifying mirror, tweezers and a stick to bite on.

Mrs

I'd need long arms as well!

Surely you can reach that far?

Mrs "

Not to be able to see in the mirror and use tweezers at the same time. I'd be there for weeks

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Gaffer tape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a Philips one shave , I use it for my special areas , does a good job , did my bum a couple of weeks ago and feel and looks good

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

tar and a blowlamp should do the trick. xx

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedfuck


"Ok people, I'll admit to having a hairy arse. Can't stand it personally.

What do you use to rid it of hair?

Hopefully not fart and light a match"

Get a friend to depilate it, or shave it yourself.

I'm willing to shave arses and genitalia for a small fee.

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By *unkey_DuckCouple
over a year ago

Kingslynn

Just bend over pull ya cheeks apart and get a mate to go at it with blow torch or a garden strimmer. Word of warning though ya get bubble farts when ya arse is shaved.

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By *hunkyThighsMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

Just veet it. Did mine yesterday

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

A razor. A good one. Lots of shaving foam and Moisturise after and shave regularly

Word of advice watch the bum bum hole you don’t want to open another one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another vote for shave - usually every other day. Nothing worse than a hairy one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another vote for shave - usually every other day. Nothing worse than a hairy one! "

I imagine necrotizing fasciitis of the bum hole is slightly worse than a hairy one.

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another vote for shave - usually every other day. Nothing worse than a hairy one!

I imagine necrotizing fasciitis of the bum hole is slightly worse than a hairy one.

P"

For fear of necrotising fasciitis I’m not gonna shave my butthole again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another vote for shave - usually every other day. Nothing worse than a hairy one!

I imagine necrotizing fasciitis of the bum hole is slightly worse than a hairy one.

P

For fear of necrotising fasciitis I’m not gonna shave my butthole again "

I think someone plucking it with their teeth is more.likely to cause it thsn shaving, but I'm no medical professional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another vote for shave - usually every other day. Nothing worse than a hairy one!

I imagine necrotizing fasciitis of the bum hole is slightly worse than a hairy one.

P

For fear of necrotising fasciitis I’m not gonna shave my butthole again

I think someone plucking it with their teeth is more.likely to cause it thsn shaving, but I'm no medical professional "

Phew! What about tweezers?

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Just grow it out and plait it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just grow it out and plait it "

Yay dreadlock dangleberries are all the rage I’ve heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another vote for shave - usually every other day. Nothing worse than a hairy one!

I imagine necrotizing fasciitis of the bum hole is slightly worse than a hairy one.

P

For fear of necrotising fasciitis I’m not gonna shave my butthole again

I think someone plucking it with their teeth is more.likely to cause it thsn shaving, but I'm no medical professional

Phew! What about tweezers?"

As long as it's a clinker free zone I suppose it will be ok

I reckon it'll sting a whole heap tho. On the plus side, if you've a guitar that needs new strings .....

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just grow it out and plait it

Yay dreadlock dangleberries are all the rage I’ve heard "

I heard that too, been working towards it since the end of Jan and I'm almost there!

P

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"Just grow it out and plait it

Yay dreadlock dangleberries are all the rage I’ve heard

I heard that too, been working towards it since the end of Jan and I'm almost there!

P"

That one going in the private gallery yeah?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another vote for shave - usually every other day. Nothing worse than a hairy one!

I imagine necrotizing fasciitis of the bum hole is slightly worse than a hairy one.

P

For fear of necrotising fasciitis I’m not gonna shave my butthole again

I think someone plucking it with their teeth is more.likely to cause it thsn shaving, but I'm no medical professional

Phew! What about tweezers?

As long as it's a clinker free zone I suppose it will be ok

I reckon it'll sting a whole heap tho. On the plus side, if you've a guitar that needs new strings .....

P"

I hadn’t thought of using them for my guitars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just grow it out and plait it

Yay dreadlock dangleberries are all the rage I’ve heard

I heard that too, been working towards it since the end of Jan and I'm almost there!

P"

Constipation is a bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just grow it out and plait it

Yay dreadlock dangleberries are all the rage I’ve heard

I heard that too, been working towards it since the end of Jan and I'm almost there!

P

That one going in the private gallery yeah? "

Billboard

P

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"Just grow it out and plait it

Yay dreadlock dangleberries are all the rage I’ve heard

I heard that too, been working towards it since the end of Jan and I'm almost there!

P

That one going in the private gallery yeah?

Billboard

P"

Arghhhh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Way too much manscaping going on ! All that hair blocking up the UK's pipework...not to mention the chemicals being used. Just be a warewolf ! (With a small trim of course ). Awwwwooooooooo!

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"Way too much manscaping going on ! All that hair blocking up the UK's pipework...not to mention the chemicals being used. Just be a warewolf ! (With a small trim of course ). Awwwwooooooooo! "

Hmmm they don’t mention that when they’re clearing a ‘fat-berg’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Way too much manscaping going on ! All that hair blocking up the UK's pipework...not to mention the chemicals being used. Just be a warewolf ! (With a small trim of course ). Awwwwooooooooo!

Hmmm they don’t mention that when they’re clearing a ‘fat-berg’ "

Its not the done thing ! Only mention baby wipes and at a push condoms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another vote for shave - usually every other day. Nothing worse than a hairy one!

I imagine necrotizing fasciitis of the bum hole is slightly worse than a hairy one.

P

For fear of necrotising fasciitis I’m not gonna shave my butthole again

I think someone plucking it with their teeth is more.likely to cause it thsn shaving, but I'm no medical professional

Phew! What about tweezers?

As long as it's a clinker free zone I suppose it will be ok

I reckon it'll sting a whole heap tho. On the plus side, if you've a guitar that needs new strings .....

P

I hadn’t thought of using them for my guitars "

Twang twang twang

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