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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So here is mine

Over 40

Confident

Size 14 plus

Smooth shaven

Sexy feet

Silky skin

Nice smile

Flirty

Not afraid of soap and water

Naturist

Btw this is a fun thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tall

Dark hair

Athletic

Intelligent

Funny

Dom

Rich

Gentleman

Between 30 and 50

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tall

Dark hair

Athletic

Intelligent

Funny

Dom

Rich

Gentleman

Between 30 and 50"

Rich? Is that really important?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over 40

Ginger/silver Fox/bald

Blue eyes with cheeky glint

Over 5'7"

Small to average cock

Not afraid of soap

Stamina

Gentleman

Good teeth

Funny

Long fingers

Dad bod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Younger Than Me

Dark Hair

Tattoos

Athletic

Big Cuddler

Great Sense Of Humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In his thirties

Shaven head

Athletic/gym fit

Tattoos

Groomed

Kissable lips

Pert bum

Gorgeous brown eyes

Amazing stamina

Intelligent

....I admit it, it’s Mr!! Haha

Viv xx

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Hmmm....

Mid 30’s

Athletic but not muscular

Ginger hair (head only)

Green eyes

34 DD

Open minded

Sex pest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50+

Female.

A bit fat.

Likes chocolate.

Great in the sack.

Loves sleeping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tall

Dark hair

Athletic

Intelligent

Funny

Dom

Rich

Gentleman

Between 30 and 50

Rich? Is that really important? "

In a ‘perfect’ fantasy partner then yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tall

Dark hair

Athletic

Intelligent

Funny

Dom

Rich

Gentleman

Between 30 and 50

Rich? Is that really important? "

Yes, im fed up with spongers, i want someone to pay their way.

I was asked and i answered, please don't judge haha x

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By *ocketman20Man
over a year ago

Douglas

Amy 3036

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Has to find me attractive for who I am and has a good sense of humour, you'll need one!

I have to find them attractive and fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby met his perfect partner a few weeks ago in Aberystwyth. Not only was she his perfect sexual partner, but he fell in love and nearly left me for her...he still might...

Moral of this story is that messing with people’s emotions is a powerful thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good and creative with sex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tall

Dark hair

Athletic

Intelligent

Funny

Dom

Rich

Gentleman

Between 30 and 50

Rich? Is that really important?

Yes, im fed up with spongers, i want someone to pay their way.

I was asked and i answered, please don't judge haha x"

Ha ha good call. Being able to go out and look at a menu without looking at the price is a nice feeling as long as you remember what it was like when you looked at the price first! Money I find quite sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Redhead

Curvy to BBW

Glasses

Not shaven downstairs

Loves a snog and tactile play

Up to 5 years either side of my age

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By *ommenhimCouple
over a year ago

wigan

Hung! None too big ...

Prefer 50s

Decent body in shapish

Filthy filthy mind!

Dominant

Adventurous

Exhibitionistic

Deviant

.... him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hubby met his perfect partner a few weeks ago in Aberystwyth. Not only was she his perfect sexual partner, but he fell in love and nearly left me for her...he still might...

Moral of this story is that messing with people’s emotions is a powerful thing.

"

Oh no that's not great

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By *ydnNancyCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Syd is genuinely my perfect partner

Nancy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5ft 2 pretty curvy gsoh and naughty smoker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holly so i already have my perfect partner.....sorry to be a soppy bollocks but it’s true

LJ

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

38 - 48

Beard

Tattoos

Tall

Funny/cheeky/charming

Hairy chest

X

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"38 - 48

Beard

Tattoos

Tall

Funny/cheeky/charming

Hairy chest

X"

Just drawing on some tattoos!

Oh and possibly standing on a box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

35-40

Over 6ft

Beard

Tattoos

Hipster

Loves music

Adventurous

Caring and considerate

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By *oolsGoldxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Older than me - Pref 40+

Strong

Big shoulders

On the right side of arrogant

Sexually confident

Funny

Celtic Supporter

Can make me orgasm

Dark or Grey hair

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By *ydnNancyCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Holly so i already have my perfect partner.....sorry to be a soppy bollocks but it’s true

LJ"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

22-27 years old

Big ass (40"+)

Vagina tight for a pinky, and wet like the Atlantic

Butthole area nice and smooth, must look inviting

C-DD cup, medium size areolas and with pointy hard nipples (can be pierced)

Feet non ugly and non hairy

Must be between 5'-5'6"

Hairy pussy forgot to mention

And must smell nice, like lavender or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"35-40

Over 6ft

Beard

Tattoos

Hipster

Loves music

Adventurous

Caring and considerate"

1/8 I'm doing well

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By *umbriaman1962Man
over a year ago

outside of penrith

45 plus

Size 14 plus

Naturist

Non smoker

Open minded

Lady in public devil behind closed doors

Not affaid to speak her mind

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Close By

Late thirties to late forties

Curvaceous

Flirty

Funny

Longer hair

Loves having a man's face between her thighs for prolonged periods, but not just that!

Understands I can't meet at weekends due to children but likes to meet daytime or weekday evenings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"35-40

Over 6ft

Beard

Tattoos

Hipster

Loves music

Adventurous

Caring and considerate

1/8 I'm doing well "

Loves music?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"35-40

Over 6ft

Beard

Tattoos

Hipster

Loves music

Adventurous

Caring and considerate

1/8 I'm doing well

Loves music? "

Adventurous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Willing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"35-40

Over 6ft

Beard

Tattoos

Hipster

Loves music

Adventurous

Caring and considerate

1/8 I'm doing well

Loves music?

Adventurous "

Not bad. I just thought music as most of my favourite bands etc are Canadian.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Naked and on their knees....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naked and on their knees.... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"35-40

Over 6ft

Beard

Tattoos

Hipster

Loves music

Adventurous

Caring and considerate

1/8 I'm doing well

Loves music?

Adventurous

Not bad. I just thought music as most of my favourite bands etc are Canadian. "

Nickelback ?

I also seem to have forgotten I have a beard

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Tall.

Local (ish).

28-45.

Tattooed.

Sporty.

Shares my sense of humour.

Confident and assertive.

An unachievable aim or so it sometimes feels!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"35-40

Over 6ft

Beard

Tattoos

Hipster

Loves music

Adventurous

Caring and considerate

1/8 I'm doing well

Loves music?

Adventurous

Not bad. I just thought music as most of my favourite bands etc are Canadian.

Nickelback ?

I also seem to have forgotten I have a beard "

You can keep nickelback.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tall.

Local (ish).

28-45.

Tattooed.

Sporty.

Shares my sense of humour.

Confident and assertive.

An unachievable aim or so it sometimes feels! "

Bingo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least over 5ft 9

Blue eyes

Dark hair

Full lips

Sideburns

Deep voice

Tattoos

Gothy punky rocky clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"35-40

Over 6ft

Beard

Tattoos

Hipster

Loves music

Adventurous

Caring and considerate

1/8 I'm doing well

Loves music?

Adventurous

Not bad. I just thought music as most of my favourite bands etc are Canadian.

Nickelback ?

I also seem to have forgotten I have a beard

You can keep nickelback. "

Why do people hate on him so much, it's a good band!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

curvy

nice smile

funny

kinky

smooth skin

shaven

pierced

tattoos

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Oh dear, seems that I am the definite nemephis of what everyone is looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"35-40

Over 6ft

Beard

Tattoos

Hipster

Loves music

Adventurous

Caring and considerate

1/8 I'm doing well

Loves music?

Adventurous

Not bad. I just thought music as most of my favourite bands etc are Canadian.

Nickelback ?

I also seem to have forgotten I have a beard

You can keep nickelback.

Why do people hate on him so much, it's a good band!"

Let me think about that....nope, they are all yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heavy build

No beard

Little or no tattoos

No piercings

Full head of hair

Localish

Sane

Single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got mine and a excellent mrs! Blessed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

25-30.

Looks like Diego Luna

Cheeky smile.

Good kisser.

Not too hairy

Around 5'10"

Likes to wine and dine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5'10" or over

Slender to toned

Intelligent

Funny

Empathetic

Not too manicured, I like a bit of body hair

Loves music

Switch

Loves kissing as much as fucking

Loves both giving and receiving

Casual clothes, I'm not keen on suits

My age or older

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5'10" or over

Slender to toned

Intelligent

Funny

Empathetic

Not too manicured, I like a bit of body hair

Loves music

Switch

Loves kissing as much as fucking

Loves both giving and receiving

Casual clothes, I'm not keen on suits

My age or older"

All but one, darn it!

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By *m3232Man
over a year ago

maidenhead

I found mine 5f5 dark skin fitness model has competed and won modified tits great small size fucks like a porn star and loves kissing

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

35+

Finds me really attractive

I find them really attractive

Witty

Dry wit. Yes. Dry wit is good

Loves literature

Fairly open minded sexually

Has a nice nose

Gives me quim quivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caring.

Giving.

Can accept me for who I am.

Is confident and comfortable in her own skin.

Can accept a compliment without thinking I want to spaff all over her boobs.

Understands we both have seperate lives but when we are together we are our own universe.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"35+

Finds me really attractive

I find them really attractive

Witty

Dry wit. Yes. Dry wit is good

Loves literature

Fairly open minded sexually

Has a nice nose

Gives me quim quivers"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not to be smug but I found him after 3 decades of experiences. Randomly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One day...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One day..."

Sad book.

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By *he Cheeky GirlsCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Dover and Benidorm

Already have my perfect partner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought I found her... couple of times...

Until I got cheated on..!

Not so perfect after all!

Still looking...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll know when I find them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"35-40

Over 6ft

Beard

Tattoos

Hipster

Loves music

Adventurous

Caring and considerate

1/8 I'm doing well

Loves music?

Adventurous

Not bad. I just thought music as most of my favourite bands etc are Canadian.

Nickelback ?

I also seem to have forgotten I have a beard

You can keep nickelback.

Why do people hate on him so much, it's a good band!"

I bloody love Nickelback!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hubby met his perfect partner a few weeks ago in Aberystwyth. Not only was she his perfect sexual partner, but he fell in love and nearly left me for her...he still might...

Moral of this story is that messing with people’s emotions is a powerful thing.

"

He fell in love after a few weeks?

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By *lymanMan
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

Female

Pulse

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Perfect sexual partner or perfect longer term partner?

If it’s the latter: (in no particular order)

Kind

Funny

Loving

Open minded

Sexy

Handsome

Intelligent

Compassionate

Affectionate

Sexually adventurous

Physically fit

Likes theatre, reading, galleries, orchestra’s, concerts, festivals, holidays etc

Highly sexed!

Thinks I’m the dogs bollocks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Already got my perfect man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So here is mine

25 year old+

Confident

Cheeky

Eye contact

Beard

Nice smile

Attentive

Funny

Flirty

Smells nice

Rugby player build

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well they wouldn't be on this site thats for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"35-40

Over 6ft

Beard

Tattoos

Hipster

Loves music

Adventurous

Caring and considerate

1/8 I'm doing well

Loves music?

Adventurous

Not bad. I just thought music as most of my favourite bands etc are Canadian.

Nickelback ?

I also seem to have forgotten I have a beard

You can keep nickelback.

Why do people hate on him so much, it's a good band!

I bloody love Nickelback!!! "

Haha me too, but it seems we're in the minority

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hubby met his perfect partner a few weeks ago in Aberystwyth. Not only was she his perfect sexual partner, but he fell in love and nearly left me for her...he still might...

Moral of this story is that messing with people’s emotions is a powerful thing.

"

I wouldn't give him a chance to leave me knowing that. I would feel so hurt and unable to trust him with my heart anymore. Do what is best for you, but know your worth. Sending cwtches xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well they wouldn't be on this site thats for sure"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"35-40

Over 6ft

Beard

Tattoos

Hipster

Loves music

Adventurous

Caring and considerate

1/8 I'm doing well

Loves music?

Adventurous

Not bad. I just thought music as most of my favourite bands etc are Canadian.

Nickelback ?

I also seem to have forgotten I have a beard

You can keep nickelback.

Why do people hate on him so much, it's a good band!

I bloody love Nickelback!!!

Haha me too, but it seems we're in the minority "

And we have a match!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah well.. Who wants to be perfect anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well they wouldn't be on this site thats for sure"

Oiii, I thought I was your ‘fantasy’ partner. I’m going to go and cry myself to sleep!! Boooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me its nothing to do with looks ....ive been lucky already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well they wouldn't be on this site thats for sure

Oiii, I thought I was your ‘fantasy’ partner. I’m going to go and cry myself to sleep!! Boooo "

oh except you,x

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Requirements for a perfect partner?

Can look me in the eye - standing up

Personality & sense of humour

Simples

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"Requirements for a perfect partner?

Can look me in the eye - standing up

Personality & sense of humour

Simples

"

Dammit! I have to take my box with me everywhere now! Heels might be the way forward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe tomorrow....

Or the day after....

Or the day after that....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One day...

Sad book. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So here is mine

Over 40

Confident

Size 14 plus

Smooth shaven

Sexy feet

Silky skin

Nice smile

Flirty

Not afraid of soap and water

Naturist

Btw this is a fun thread "

Slightly older than Me

Compatible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfect cannot exist.

Be grateful for what you have.

If a wish list I'd like someone I could carry but with my arms my perfect partner would be a Jack Russell, they like to kiss right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend not to plump for perfection. My keen eye is quick at spotting minor blemishes, imperfections and scars. Though they tend to add, not detract to the person as a whole.

Ideally I prefer to play with someone I can lift off the bed, throw on the sofa and reach around her body in most sexual positions.

Roughly the same height as me, a bit taller or shorter I'm not fussed.

A cheeky smile with bright, deep, mischevious.

A curious, comedic and open mind.

I know I may seem needy on the Forum, but I'm really very laid back in reality. My perfect sexual partner would know I need non-sexual intimacy, but that I also need a bit of space.

A shared level of attraction towards one another.

Enough honesty to tell me the things she really, really wants and the open and devious mind to experiment with mine.

Empathy, compassion and warmth.

Stamina and confident creativity.

Sincerely love a bit of bum sex.

Accept my flaws and kinks for what they are.

Like me for who I am, not what they think I am. My percieved popularity, or my looks, or my cock. Me. As I am. Imperfect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tend not to plump for perfection. My keen eye is quick at spotting minor blemishes, imperfections and scars. Though they tend to add, not detract to the person as a whole.

Ideally I prefer to play with someone I can lift off the bed, throw on the sofa and reach around her body in most sexual positions.

Roughly the same height as me, a bit taller or shorter I'm not fussed.

A cheeky smile with bright, deep, mischevious.

A curious, comedic and open mind.

I know I may seem needy on the Forum, but I'm really very laid back in reality. My perfect sexual partner would know I need non-sexual intimacy, but that I also need a bit of space.

A shared level of attraction towards one another.

Enough honesty to tell me the things she really, really wants and the open and devious mind to experiment with mine.

Empathy, compassion and warmth.

Stamina and confident creativity.

Sincerely love a bit of bum sex.

Accept my flaws and kinks for what they are.

Like me for who I am, not what they think I am. My percieved popularity, or my looks, or my cock. Me. As I am. Imperfect.

"

Bisexual as well.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Enthusiastic and can't keep her hands off me

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Comes with a pump maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tend not to plump for perfection. My keen eye is quick at spotting minor blemishes, imperfections and scars. Though they tend to add, not detract to the person as a whole.

Ideally I prefer to play with someone I can lift off the bed, throw on the sofa and reach around her body in most sexual positions.

Roughly the same height as me, a bit taller or shorter I'm not fussed.

A cheeky smile with bright, deep, mischevious.

A curious, comedic and open mind.

I know I may seem needy on the Forum, but I'm really very laid back in reality. My perfect sexual partner would know I need non-sexual intimacy, but that I also need a bit of space.

A shared level of attraction towards one another.

Enough honesty to tell me the things she really, really wants and the open and devious mind to experiment with mine.

Empathy, compassion and warmth.

Stamina and confident creativity.

Sincerely love a bit of bum sex.

Accept my flaws and kinks for what they are.

Like me for who I am, not what they think I am. My percieved popularity, or my looks, or my cock. Me. As I am. Imperfect.

"

I love all of this, except for the bum sex!! Ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tend not to plump for perfection. My keen eye is quick at spotting minor blemishes, imperfections and scars. Though they tend to add, not detract to the person as a whole.

Ideally I prefer to play with someone I can lift off the bed, throw on the sofa and reach around her body in most sexual positions.

Roughly the same height as me, a bit taller or shorter I'm not fussed.

A cheeky smile with bright, deep, mischevious.

A curious, comedic and open mind.

I know I may seem needy on the Forum, but I'm really very laid back in reality. My perfect sexual partner would know I need non-sexual intimacy, but that I also need a bit of space.

A shared level of attraction towards one another.

Enough honesty to tell me the things she really, really wants and the open and devious mind to experiment with mine.

Empathy, compassion and warmth.

Stamina and confident creativity.

Sincerely love a bit of bum sex.

Accept my flaws and kinks for what they are.

Like me for who I am, not what they think I am. My percieved popularity, or my looks, or my cock. Me. As I am. Imperfect.

I love all of this, except for the bum sex!! Ha. "

Which is EXACTLY why I don't plump for perfection

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I tend not to plump for perfection. My keen eye is quick at spotting minor blemishes, imperfections and scars. Though they tend to add, not detract to the person as a whole.

Ideally I prefer to play with someone I can lift off the bed, throw on the sofa and reach around her body in most sexual positions.

Roughly the same height as me, a bit taller or shorter I'm not fussed.

A cheeky smile with bright, deep, mischevious.

A curious, comedic and open mind.

I know I may seem needy on the Forum, but I'm really very laid back in reality. My perfect sexual partner would know I need non-sexual intimacy, but that I also need a bit of space.

A shared level of attraction towards one another.

Enough honesty to tell me the things she really, really wants and the open and devious mind to experiment with mine.

Empathy, compassion and warmth.

Stamina and confident creativity.

Sincerely love a bit of bum sex.

Accept my flaws and kinks for what they are.

Like me for who I am, not what they think I am. My percieved popularity, or my looks, or my cock. Me. As I am. Imperfect.

I love all of this, except for the bum sex!! Ha.

Which is EXACTLY why I don't plump for perfection "

I love all of this - including the bum sex!

Mff Lola?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5'5" and over

Very kissable

Ace masseuse

Strong hands

Curves

Cheeky

Sense of humour/funny

Loves oral

Tantric/sensual

Tactile

Hugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tend not to plump for perfection. My keen eye is quick at spotting minor blemishes, imperfections and scars. Though they tend to add, not detract to the person as a whole.

Ideally I prefer to play with someone I can lift off the bed, throw on the sofa and reach around her body in most sexual positions.

Roughly the same height as me, a bit taller or shorter I'm not fussed.

A cheeky smile with bright, deep, mischevious.

A curious, comedic and open mind.

I know I may seem needy on the Forum, but I'm really very laid back in reality. My perfect sexual partner would know I need non-sexual intimacy, but that I also need a bit of space.

A shared level of attraction towards one another.

Enough honesty to tell me the things she really, really wants and the open and devious mind to experiment with mine.

Empathy, compassion and warmth.

Stamina and confident creativity.

Sincerely love a bit of bum sex.

Accept my flaws and kinks for what they are.

Like me for who I am, not what they think I am. My percieved popularity, or my looks, or my cock. Me. As I am. Imperfect.

I love all of this, except for the bum sex!! Ha.

Which is EXACTLY why I don't plump for perfection

I love all of this - including the bum sex!

Mff Lola? "

Don't tease like that! I've never had that experience. I think my head would pop with you two

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

5ft 10 or taller

Dark hair, dark eyes

Athelic and toned

An air of confidence, classy, mature, passionate, charming, witty, flirtations and enticing.

Someone who has some of the same interest as me. Someone who understands you time is important. Someone who's honest, open with integrity.

He needs to be comfortable in his own skin, a man of many talents who maybe a master of none. Someone who's happy to learn and try new things.

Someone who's happy with just me and doesn't feel the need to be chasing around after other women. Treat me as I would him with love passion and friendship.

When you look across a crowded room but only see him...

Step forward....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tend not to plump for perfection. My keen eye is quick at spotting minor blemishes, imperfections and scars. Though they tend to add, not detract to the person as a whole.

Ideally I prefer to play with someone I can lift off the bed, throw on the sofa and reach around her body in most sexual positions.

Roughly the same height as me, a bit taller or shorter I'm not fussed.

A cheeky smile with bright, deep, mischevious.

A curious, comedic and open mind.

I know I may seem needy on the Forum, but I'm really very laid back in reality. My perfect sexual partner would know I need non-sexual intimacy, but that I also need a bit of space.

A shared level of attraction towards one another.

Enough honesty to tell me the things she really, really wants and the open and devious mind to experiment with mine.

Empathy, compassion and warmth.

Stamina and confident creativity.

Sincerely love a bit of bum sex.

Accept my flaws and kinks for what they are.

Like me for who I am, not what they think I am. My percieved popularity, or my looks, or my cock. Me. As I am. Imperfect.

I love all of this, except for the bum sex!! Ha.

Which is EXACTLY why I don't plump for perfection

I love all of this - including the bum sex!

Mff Lola? "

Can I give the bum sex? My new strap on needs an outing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So...now that we know nobody matched, who's ready to settle for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So here is mine

25 year old+

Confident

Cheeky

Eye contact

Beard

Nice smile

Attentive

Funny

Flirty

Smells nice

Rugby player build"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So...now that we know nobody matched, who's ready to settle for me "

Drop Nickelback and maybe we can talk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So...now that we know nobody matched, who's ready to settle for me

Drop Nickelback and maybe we can talk. "

Drop that nightie and we have a deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got him already as a fwb. He makes me purr.

But if we're talking stats

Tall- I like 6ft+

38-50

Nice smile - have a thing for dimples

Nice eyes, blue, grey or green

Strong thighs

A stockier build

Soft stomach

Someone who isn't too serious so can make me laugh in bed

A voice I can enjoy listening to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So...now that we know nobody matched, who's ready to settle for me

Drop Nickelback and maybe we can talk.

Drop that nightie and we have a deal "

Nightie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So...now that we know nobody matched, who's ready to settle for me

Drop Nickelback and maybe we can talk.

Drop that nightie and we have a deal

Nightie? "

Is that not a nightie in the latest public pic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So...now that we know nobody matched, who's ready to settle for me

Drop Nickelback and maybe we can talk.

Drop that nightie and we have a deal

Nightie?

Is that not a nightie in the latest public pic?"

It’s a kimono

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So...now that we know nobody matched, who's ready to settle for me

Drop Nickelback and maybe we can talk.

Drop that nightie and we have a deal

Nightie?

Is that not a nightie in the latest public pic?

It’s a kimono "

Whatever it is, I would prefer it nicely folded by the bed side

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I tend not to plump for perfection. My keen eye is quick at spotting minor blemishes, imperfections and scars. Though they tend to add, not detract to the person as a whole.

Ideally I prefer to play with someone I can lift off the bed, throw on the sofa and reach around her body in most sexual positions.

Roughly the same height as me, a bit taller or shorter I'm not fussed.

A cheeky smile with bright, deep, mischevious.

A curious, comedic and open mind.

I know I may seem needy on the Forum, but I'm really very laid back in reality. My perfect sexual partner would know I need non-sexual intimacy, but that I also need a bit of space.

A shared level of attraction towards one another.

Enough honesty to tell me the things she really, really wants and the open and devious mind to experiment with mine.

Empathy, compassion and warmth.

Stamina and confident creativity.

Sincerely love a bit of bum sex.

Accept my flaws and kinks for what they are.

Like me for who I am, not what they think I am. My percieved popularity, or my looks, or my cock. Me. As I am. Imperfect.

I love all of this, except for the bum sex!! Ha.

Which is EXACTLY why I don't plump for perfection

I love all of this - including the bum sex!

Mff Lola?

Can I give the bum sex? My new strap on needs an outing. "

Absolutely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So...now that we know nobody matched, who's ready to settle for me

Drop Nickelback and maybe we can talk.

Drop that nightie and we have a deal

Nightie?

Is that not a nightie in the latest public pic?

It’s a kimono "

I’ve got a real kimono

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Stunningly sexual.

Fantastic fun.

Slightly submissive.

Okay, got to admit I’m lucky.

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Hard cock

Brings Beer

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Hard cock

Brings Beer"

Out of two I’d give you one out of what you sa.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Hard cock

Brings Beer

Out of two I’d give you one out of what you sa. "

missed id

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is

Black

Tall and stocky/well built

Smooth or shaped beard not overgrown

Confident

30+

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By *retty womanWoman
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth

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By *voryforebonyMan
over a year ago

boogie town

Female.. With a pulse ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Intelligent

Can hold a conversation

Smells nice

Groomed

Funny/charming

Can breathe through ears

11 inch tongue

Ambidextrous with both hands

Knows where the g spots lie !

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Likes to laugh

Loves kissing

Intelligent.

The rest I can really take or leave, although anyone who likes Nickelback - I’m afraid we can never be friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tend not to plump for perfection. My keen eye is quick at spotting minor blemishes, imperfections and scars. Though they tend to add, not detract to the person as a whole.

Ideally I prefer to play with someone I can lift off the bed, throw on the sofa and reach around her body in most sexual positions.

Roughly the same height as me, a bit taller or shorter I'm not fussed.

A cheeky smile with bright, deep, mischevious.

A curious, comedic and open mind.

I know I may seem needy on the Forum, but I'm really very laid back in reality. My perfect sexual partner would know I need non-sexual intimacy, but that I also need a bit of space.

A shared level of attraction towards one another.

Enough honesty to tell me the things she really, really wants and the open and devious mind to experiment with mine.

Empathy, compassion and warmth.

Stamina and confident creativity.

Sincerely love a bit of bum sex.

Accept my flaws and kinks for what they are.

Like me for who I am, not what they think I am. My percieved popularity, or my looks, or my cock. Me. As I am. Imperfect.

I love all of this, except for the bum sex!! Ha.

Which is EXACTLY why I don't plump for perfection

I love all of this - including the bum sex!

Mff Lola?

Can I give the bum sex? My new strap on needs an outing. "

I'm fine with that

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

My wife, she's lovely.

Slim size 10.

Patient, kind, broad minded, tolerant, lovely boobs and everything else, naturist, great cook,

Yes I certainly won the lottery all those years ago when we met.

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By *inkyKittyWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

Between 30-45,

Over 5”5,

Caucasian

Athletic from muscular to in good shape,

Own teeth, clean fresh breath,

Non hairy, very little hair, no beards,

Smooth shaven

Non smoker

Can pay their way

Confident, but not arrogant

Love clubs

Filthy mind

Loves oral and making me squirt

Like to take the lead, a streak of dominance

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By *inkyKittyWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

And local I must add lol

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By *awtymarkyMan
over a year ago

chester

Well here is my ideal needle in a hay stack woman

Confident in themselves

Seductive eyes

Love passionate kissing

Enjoy wearing sexy lingerie

Advocates of wearing stockings

Enjoy have photos taken

Like dining out

Enjoy traveling and seeing new sights

Enjoy swinging

Have a GSOH

Intelligent

Easy to talk to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sean Bean with Joxn Holmes cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well you lot have been busy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Between 35 and 50

Taller than 5ft 9

Stocky build

Good sense of humour

Kind and compassionate

Filthy minded

Slightly alpa

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

Someone with bad eyesight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn, I almost matched, then I read intelligent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine

A bit younger

Fit looking

Nice bum

Smells gd

Got good cock

Hmm think I just described my man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine

A bit younger

Fit looking

Nice bum

Smells gd

Got good cock

And I do like a man that got bigger balls than me & tha takes some doing

Hmm think I just described my man "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So...now that we know nobody matched, who's ready to settle for me

Drop Nickelback and maybe we can talk.

Drop that nightie and we have a deal

Nightie?

Is that not a nightie in the latest public pic?

It’s a kimono

I’ve got a real kimono "

So have i. I used to go to Japan a lot. I’m wearing one in my friends pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slim, athletic, tall, sassy, sharp mind, well groomed. 40+

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the gaze from her eyes can bring me to my knees the rest is irrelevant!

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By *iercedyvonneTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

Feminine

Pierced

Tattooed

Curvy

Intelligent

Likes to make love as well as fuck

Got their shit together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well here is my ideal needle in a hay stack woman

Confident in themselves

Seductive eyes

Love passionate kissing

Enjoy wearing sexy lingerie

Advocates of wearing stockings

Enjoy have photos taken

Like dining out

Enjoy traveling and seeing new sights

Enjoy swinging

Have a GSOH

Intelligent

Easy to talk to"

I’d wave and say I’m here! Yet too far !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laid back

Funny

Bright

Warm

Nice bum

Brunette

Nice smile

Late 30's/ early 40's

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like me, but with tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muscles

Under 30

Big dick

Cut

Attractive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tall

Dark hair

Athletic

Intelligent

Funny

Dom

Rich

Gentleman

Between 30 and 50

Rich? Is that really important?

Yes, im fed up with spongers, i want someone to pay their way.

I was asked and i answered, please don't judge haha x"

Never quite sure how much money actually makes you rich though.

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

45-65

Educated

Intelligent

Respectful

Well-mannered

Tall (or at least significantly taller than my 4'9")

Muscular (within reason)

Healthy (both physically and mentally)

Skin colour: from honey to chocolate

Knows who is boss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fire in her eyes

Adventure in her soul

Creative funny and able to get inside my head

And tolerant enough to put up with me

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Got one already

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

Funny

Kind

Emotionally sorted

Alpha type

Great shoes

Loves to cook

Loves music and dancing

Loves latex and rubber

Is a bisexual man

Massive cock

Repeater and heavy cummer

Not already in a relationship

Some of the above are not true

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Funny

Kind

Emotionally sorted

Alpha type

Great shoes

Loves to cook

Loves music and dancing

Loves latex and rubber

Is a bisexual man

Massive cock

Repeater and heavy cummer

Not already in a relationship

Some of the above are not true

V x "

I'm hoping it's the massive cock part that's untrue

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By *imon the welderMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"Fire in her eyes

Adventure in her soul

Creative funny and able to get inside my head

And tolerant enough to put up with me"

This, definitely this....

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough


"

Funny

Kind

Emotionally sorted

Alpha type

Great shoes

Loves to cook

Loves music and dancing

Loves latex and rubber

Is a bisexual man

Massive cock

Repeater and heavy cummer

Not already in a relationship

Some of the above are not true

V x

I'm hoping it's the massive cock part that's untrue "

Possibly

V x

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By *he Cheeky GirlsCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Dover and Benidorm

A country girl with the bloom of youth in her cheeks and the cheek of youth in her bloomers.

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By *ensousladyWoman
over a year ago

Naughtyville


"Naked and on their knees.... "

Lol, love this x

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By *outhfulPowerMan
over a year ago

Hemel

Has their own teeth

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Amanda Lamb

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