FabSwingers.com forum: Mum's Dildo

By *estonwatcher OP Man
over a year ago

Weston

How many of you ladies whilst living at home as a young single women have discovered your mum's toys and secretly used them without her knowing?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"How many of you ladies whilst living at home as a young single women have discovered your mum's toys and secretly used them without her knowing?"

That’s gross if it goes on.....OP are you bored today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think using your mum's dildo is a bit different to finding your dad's porn stash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this said your mum's Dido! She's hot!

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

Wrong on so many levels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this said your mum's Dido! She's hot!

AND she won't go down with the ship!

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

*gags

Jesus Christ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*gags

Jesus Christ

And that's not a good gag either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eww.

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By *halMan
over a year ago

South Yorkshire/Manchester

"How many of you ladies whilst living at home as a young single women have discovered your mum's toys and secretly used them without her knowing?

That’s gross if it goes on.....OP are you bored today? "

Ditto.....

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

sigh, early morning threads....don't you just love em....

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By *ackDanielsWhiteRabbitMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Wtaf?

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By *ngelina4uWoman
over a year ago

Camberley/Middleton

"How many of you ladies whilst living at home as a young single women have discovered your mum's toys and secretly used them without her knowing?"

Bless is that your wank fantasy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no words... disturbing even for here

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Christ, sometimes i do wonder about people on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sigh, early morning threads....don't you just love em...."

Yup. When the little guy takes over ya brain of a morning, all rational thoughts go out the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about the other way round. Bored housewife mother (is there any other sort) finds her daughters stash and finds pleasure in tidying up after all.

Just as awful ?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Christ, sometimes i do wonder about people on here! "

I mean what's wrong with a little fantasy? This isn't the WI, although i do wonder sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christ, sometimes i do wonder about people on here!

I mean what's wrong with a little fantasy? This isn't the WI, although i do wonder sometimes.

I dont think fantasies are allowed. Thats far to creative.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Christ, sometimes i do wonder about people on here!

I mean what's wrong with a little fantasy? This isn't the WI, although i do wonder sometimes.

I dont think fantasies are allowed. Thats far to creative. "

Im sure most lounge users live to be offended. They certainly seem staggered when someone admits to enjoying sex more than cake.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Christ, sometimes i do wonder about people on here!

I mean what's wrong with a little fantasy? This isn't the WI, although i do wonder sometimes.

I dont think fantasies are allowed. Thats far to creative.

Im sure most lounge users live to be offended. They certainly seem staggered when someone admits to enjoying sex more than cake."

Holy shit! Just realised this isn't even the lounge!! Wtf!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christ, sometimes i do wonder about people on here!

I mean what's wrong with a little fantasy? This isn't the WI, although i do wonder sometimes.

So you DID use your mums dildo then?

Its ok to say. We're all friends here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christ, sometimes i do wonder about people on here!

I mean what's wrong with a little fantasy? This isn't the WI, although i do wonder sometimes.

I dont think fantasies are allowed. Thats far to creative.

Im sure most lounge users live to be offended. They certainly seem staggered when someone admits to enjoying sex more than cake.

Holy shit! Just realised this isn't even the lounge!! Wtf!

Doomed when even swingers chat becomes beige

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

"Christ, sometimes i do wonder about people on here!

I mean what's wrong with a little fantasy? This isn't the WI, although i do wonder sometimes.

I dont think fantasies are allowed. Thats far to creative.

Im sure most lounge users live to be offended. They certainly seem staggered when someone admits to enjoying sex more than cake."

Fantasies involving my mums snatch makes me retch excuse my vanillaness in that regard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op... no. Just no!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Christ, sometimes i do wonder about people on here!

I mean what's wrong with a little fantasy? This isn't the WI, although i do wonder sometimes.

I dont think fantasies are allowed. Thats far to creative.

Im sure most lounge users live to be offended. They certainly seem staggered when someone admits to enjoying sex more than cake.

Holy shit! Just realised this isn't even the lounge!! Wtf!

Doomed when even swingers chat becomes beige

Don't worry, there'll be another kiss hug fuck along soon enough..... edgy stuff indeed.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

Ffs. That’s so wrong. Buy a cucumber or a butternut squash

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gross

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By *ulu and MonkeyCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Lots of judgemental folks around, cut the op some slack. Lots of ppl very quick to judge, condem and join in the mob stick the boot in mentality.

Rant over

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By *oastal1968Man
over a year ago

London

"Lots of judgemental folks around, cut the op some slack. Lots of ppl very quick to judge, condem and join in the mob stick the boot in mentality.

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Completely agree. If it's not for you, no need to comment. Just move on, seems to be the usual forumites sticking their oar in.

Ps I'm moving on.....

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

"Lots of judgemental folks around, cut the op some slack. Lots of ppl very quick to judge, condem and join in the mob stick the boot in mentality.

Rant over

OP asked if us “ladies” did this, he got his answer.

If I asked the same question about a nichè kink, let’s say shitting in a guys mouth whilst whipping him with birch branches, I’d expect polorised views many in the disgusted camp a few with trouser twitches.

Ask for opinion or experiences or views on things here and you’ve got to expect people might not feel the same way.

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By *rFly2011Man
over a year ago

canterbury

Walking past a secondhand shop in Greenwich years back and they had a fine selection of vibrators and dildos ??

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By *oxerinboxersMan
over a year ago

A friend of mines ex told him she had used her mums a few times. But he ended up fucking the Mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but once i licked it to see what pussy tasted like

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"A friend of mines ex told him she had used her mums a few times. But he ended up fucking the Mum

A friend of yours ex’s mum? God I’m confused!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This disturbs me. And that's saying something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you know when you buy a toy that it is not a returned item from another customer.

Don’t say you’ve never returnd one.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"No but once i licked it to see what pussy tasted like"

Smashing.

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over a year ago

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"How many of you ladies whilst living at home as a young single women have discovered your mum's toys and secretly used them without her knowing?"

You know those thoughts that go running wild and free in your head?

It's not compulsory to write them down......

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By *am4CamWoman
over a year ago

Fairy Land

"How many of you ladies whilst living at home as a young single women have discovered your mum's toys and secretly used them without her knowing?

You know those thoughts that go running wild and free in your head?

It's not compulsory to write them down......

Chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only ever came across fluff bunnies under my parents bed when I was looking for Christmas presents.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst in the army in the late 80s, one of the lads penisator used to be borrowed alot and returned after a quick rinse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just too gross for me!

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By *teveball1988Man
over a year ago

birmingham

How wrong is this but I found my moms toys lol

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By *REEDOMatVACouple
over a year ago

Suffolk/ Essex

"How many of you ladies whilst living at home as a young single women have discovered your mum's toys and secretly used them without her knowing?"

Did you just find and use your male relatives butt plug?

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By *idCheshFunMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

"How many of you ladies whilst living at home as a young single women have discovered your mum's toys and secretly used them without her knowing?"

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By *ireupthequattroCouple
over a year ago

stratford upon avon

"How many of you ladies whilst living at home as a young single women have discovered your mum's toys and secretly used them without her knowing?"
. Sick ??

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"How many of you ladies whilst living at home as a young single women have discovered your mum's toys and secretly used them without her knowing?"

Ugh that put me off my toast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah that's like having a threesome with a mother and daughter, I mean I'm filthy but somethings are best left in your head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you can't say people don't have a vivid imagination here.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Crawley Down

I wonder why single males have a bad name, I get reminded with posts like this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of judgemental folks around, cut the op some slack. Lots of ppl very quick to judge, condem and join in the mob stick the boot in mentality.

Rant over

Completely agree. If it's not for you, no need to comment. Just move on, seems to be the usual forumites sticking their oar in.

Ps I'm moving on.....

WTF there using oar now as dildo's

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By *heIcebreakersCouple
over a year ago

Cramlington

"Walking past a secondhand shop in Greenwich years back and they had a fine selection of vibrators and dildos ??"
WHen I first came to the north east there used to be a stall on Ashington Market that sold second hand suspender belts and corsets....

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By *heIcebreakersCouple
over a year ago

Cramlington

"How many of you ladies whilst living at home as a young single women have discovered your mum's toys and secretly used them without her knowing?"

And this is why we need better sex ed in schools. Sharing sex toys without using condoms is not a good idea - doesn't matter whose it is

(Ignoring the request for wank fodder)

Ms Icebreaker

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By *arly StagesCouple
over a year ago

Penwortham

When I was about 7 or 8 I stumbled upon my Mum's "personal massager with attachments" was only years later I realised that she may not have had muscular aches and pains.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"How many of you ladies whilst living at home as a young single women have discovered your mum's toys and secretly used them without her knowing?"

My mom.never had 1. I've got biys I know they have come across mine.i d washed and left in on top.of the towels in the airing cupboard. I wouldnt think they'd used it. Jeez that an awful thought.

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By *oastal1968Man
over a year ago

London

"I wonder why single males have a bad name, I get reminded with posts like this."

... says a chubby hairy man strutting around in his Mums clothes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exactly the reason we had to block single guys.

Guys like this ruin it for the others that might be half decent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think using your mum's dildo is a bit different to finding your dad's porn stash. "
found my mates dads porn stash as a kid it was past round the area like wild fire!!

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By *umseekerMan
over a year ago

montrose

Pervy -- maybe too pervy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So wrong

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"How many of you ladies whilst living at home as a young single women have discovered your mum's toys and secretly used them without her knowing?

My mom.never had 1. I've got biys I know they have come across mine.i d washed and left in on top.of the towels in the airing cupboard. I wouldnt think they'd used it. Jeez that an awful thought."

I doubt I would leave mine about for my kids to see. Some things should not be known to our kids....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As George takai would say.

Oh my!!!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"How many of you ladies whilst living at home as a young single women have discovered your mum's toys and secretly used them without her knowing?

My mom.never had 1. I've got biys I know they have come across mine.i d washed and left in on top.of the towels in the airing cupboard. I wouldnt think they'd used it. Jeez that an awful thought.

I doubt I would leave mine about for my kids to see. Some things should not be known to our kids...."

Well they're not exactly kids tbf I was living alone at the time. Was an unexpected visit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive found mums vibe when i was 16....strangely shocked, alarmed i put back BUT several days later whilst on heat i placed it on my balls as i wanked...it escalated over time to me sucking it as i wanked...i loved mums taste on it.....did i just openly say that?

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By *aturedisgracefully!!Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

"Ive found mums vibe when i was 16....strangely shocked, alarmed i put back BUT several days later whilst on heat i placed it on my balls as i wanked...it escalated over time to me sucking it as i wanked...i loved mums taste on it.....did i just openly say that?

Maybe it is only us, but we find this a little bizarre....

Well, each to their own!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

It might not have been your mum's.

Could have been your dad's.

*just sayin

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Maybe it is only us, but we find this a little bizarre....

Well, each to their own!"

Bizarre is the mildest adjective I'd use.....

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And my wanking addiction is gone, thank you op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And there goes any desire for sex i ever had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many of you ladies whilst living at home as a young single women have discovered your mum's toys and secretly used them without her knowing?

My mom.never had 1. I've got biys I know they have come across mine.i d washed and left in on top.of the towels in the airing cupboard. I wouldnt think they'd used it. Jeez that an awful thought.

I doubt I would leave mine about for my kids to see. Some things should not be known to our kids...."
100% if i have kids once rhey turn 16 im gonna leave random sex toys everywhere.

The trick to abuse is the slow burn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walking past a secondhand shop in Greenwich years back and they had a fine selection of vibrators and dildos ??"

Seen for sale posts on Facebook selling used toys before

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

jesus that's truly disgusting

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

jesus that's truly disgusting

And hopefully a total fabrication.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

And your mum just caught you wanking?

You've not changed much in 36yrs then?

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By *rystalTipsandAlistairCouple
over a year ago

Carlisle

Can I borrow your tube of anusol? I'll clean the applicator spout when I'm finished ta.

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

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oh golly

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By *rystalTipsandAlistairCouple
over a year ago

Carlisle

It might not have been your mum's.

Could have been your dad's.

*just sayin

Hahahahahaha!!!!!

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By *aturedisgracefully!!Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

jesus that's truly disgusting

And hopefully a total fabrication.

Hopefully yes.

Doesn't say much for the mind that fabricated it though, does it?

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