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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Morning all! Is it just me or do all guys wake up with a thribbing cock. Also, are there women out there who wake up horny as from my experience they are never interested?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby wakes up most mornings like that. He rarely leaves the bed with out me doing something about it. Mum once told me”never let your man leave the house horny or hungry”. I kinda live by that now

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate

Unfortunately if you’re single you have to sort yourself out Lol

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Yep it’s a daily occurrence for me. I’d be worried if I didn’t wake up with one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yeah! I generally sort my self out in the morning, otherwise it’s an obvious bulged in the pants for the rest of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Often wake up super hard, its like an iron bar sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the night too. It's a curse.....

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate


"Often wake up super hard, its like an iron bar sometimes "

You poor thing! Lol

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By *londiniMan
over a year ago

Norhern Costa Blanca, Spain

Always get morning wood on waking. I'm a repeater too if I fall back asleep and wake again lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always hard in the morning you could hang a brick off it and it will still be up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, absoloutley throbbing as we speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope ! I always wake up thinking 5 more minutes in bed. I couldn't deal with sex first thing. I need to brush my teeth first then I can come back to bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hurry up and brush then I’m waiting

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By *uckfunCouple
over a year ago

North Coast

Serious bit: Everyman should have them most mornings, the body releases testosterone as the brain leave R.E.M. sleep. Long absences of morning glory is a sign of the on-site of oncoming erectile dysfunction.

Be proud, wave it about!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am proud and love it!! Just wish it could be shared around lol! Any offers he he

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By *atandasmileMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Hubby wakes up most mornings like that. He rarely leaves the bed with out me doing something about it. Mum once told me”never let your man leave the house horny or hungry”. I kinda live by that now "

Your mum is a wise woman indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amanda wakes up ready and willing.

Morning sex is definitely a yes I'm our home.

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By *ackDanielsWhiteRabbitMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Yep. Rock hard every morning.

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By *entlecaressMan
over a year ago

Wakefield/ Beverley


"Yep. Rock hard every morning. "

You lucky guy M lol good to catch up at Manchester

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Yep morning sex is very necessary lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always hard in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most morning I wake up with a raging horn , it’s ok on Saturday and Sunday I can wake the wife and make it worth while hehehe x

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

It’s useful to stop me rolling out of bed in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can be a nuisance when you wake up half-asleep in middle of night for a wee but have a hard on, have to stoop over toilet at an angle to aim it in

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By * D 777Man
over a year ago

bathgate

Hard as always in the morning ,shame it doesn't get used lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get grumpy if I don't get morning sex, if it's available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get grumpy if I don't get morning sex, if it's available "

Morning sex is always available at our hour , but Monday to Friday it will be finished at 3.30am as I go to work at around 4am xx

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By *ackDanielsWhiteRabbitMan
over a year ago

Halifax


"Yep. Rock hard every morning.

You lucky guy M lol good to catch up at Manchester "

It was. Hope you had a good holiday afterwards.

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By *entlecaressMan
over a year ago

Wakefield/ Beverley


"Yep. Rock hard every morning.

You lucky guy M lol good to catch up at Manchester

It was. Hope you had a good holiday afterwards. "

Great thanks some stories to tell when we next meet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes and I often use it to hang my towel on while I shave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It happens to me regularly, and I tend to have a really solid erection, maybe more so than during sex or masturbation. Weird.

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By *ommenhimCouple
over a year ago

wigan

Most if not every morning, the holy trainer really pulls on my balls!

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Yes and I often use it to hang my towel on while I shave! "
hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read that having a hard on first thing in the morniing (or during night) is the bodies reaction for the need to urinate..

Prevents bed wetting...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell! My man is up all the time! Let alone the morning! I'm more shocked when he's on the soft! I love being woken up with a sword pressing against my back. He never fails to disappoint, in that regard

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate


"Yep, absoloutley throbbing as we speak "

Mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wife always wakes up horny. I used to wake up with raging hard on, nowadays she has to get me going!!

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate


"Can be a nuisance when you wake up half-asleep in middle of night for a wee but have a hard on, have to stoop over toilet at an angle to aim it in"

It’s not easy peeing with a hard on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love showing off my morning glory

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By *nestWoman
over a year ago

Okehampton

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By *nestWoman
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Morning all! Is it just me or do all guys wake up with a thribbing cock. Also, are there women out there who wake up horny as from my experience they are never interested?"

Last I looked I am a woman lol and I often wake up horny !

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By *ackDanielsWhiteRabbitMan
over a year ago

Halifax


"I read that having a hard on first thing in the morniing (or during night) is the bodies reaction for the need to urinate..

Prevents bed wetting... "

Thats what I was told too.

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By *entlecaressMan
over a year ago

Wakefield/ Beverley

It's a natural aspect of stopping leakage as said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hubby wakes up most mornings like that. He rarely leaves the bed with out me doing something about it. Mum once told me”never let your man leave the house horny or hungry”. I kinda live by that now "

Love the quote

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all! Is it just me or do all guys wake up with a thribbing cock. Also, are there women out there who wake up horny as from my experience they are never interested?"

Luckily for me MrsA always wakes up horny, she gets a bit frustrated if she doesn’t start the day with a little play, chills her out ...

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By *aughtycp1Couple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

I'm definitely a morning woman. Sadly there's never enough time due to work commitments lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I REALLY need a wee, I get a proper boner, then it's great fun trying to wee and not get it in my eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all! Is it just me or do all guys wake up with a thribbing cock. Also, are there women out there who wake up horny as from my experience they are never interested?"

It's normal to wake up with an erection.

Strangely the reason you are erect is the need to piss. As soon as you have a piss the erection goes.

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By *WillowxWoman
over a year ago

Oo err Devon


"Hubby wakes up most mornings like that. He rarely leaves the bed with out me doing something about it. Mum once told me”never let your man leave the house horny or hungry”. I kinda live by that now "

I love this quote hahaha

I do love a morning wake up from the Mr.. Especially when I'm still half asleep and wake up having sex with him... Best alarm cock.. Evel.. (ha see what I did there) I'm often super horny in the morning and love to fit in a quickie before we have to get up and join in the real world..

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