FabSwingers.com forum: It’s so annoying.

By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

That erection which will not go away even if you think about your grandma’s slippers.

Kids won’t go to bed because it’s the weekend.

Dog needs walking.

And I have an erection!!!

Need to create an ode to life.

Any ideas

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Get the kids to walk the dog if there old enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Behold, for your inspection,

I am cursed with this erection.

It refuses to deflate,

Even if I masturbate.

My boner is larger than life,

it seeks another man's wife,

and yet upon reflection,

I'm proud of my erection.

It distracts me from my duties,

it interrupts my chores,

I cannot enjoy dinner

with this boner in my drawers.

I'll post a meet today,

and I'll faf a maiden fair,

I hope that someone soon will touch

the beast within it's lair.

So the penis of distraction,

you seemed to get your way,

I'll have to find a woman soon,

or contemplate the ghey.

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By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Get the kids to walk the dog if there old enough

Probably more like the dog would walk a pair of “humf” teenagers.

Plus the wife has a tired headache because I hurt my back coming back from the Attic and I haven’t slept well.

So an ode to life.

So if Thursday came before Tuesday

I would plan for Tuesday...

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By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Behold, for your inspection,

I am cursed with this erection.

It refuses to deflate,

Even if I masturbate.

My boner is larger than life,

it seeks another man's wife,

and yet upon reflection,

I'm proud of my erection.

It distracts me from my duties,

it interrupts my chores,

I cannot enjoy dinner

with this boner in my drawers.

I'll post a meet today,

and I'll faf a maiden fair,

I hope that someone soon will touch

the beast within it's lair.

So the penis of distraction,

you seemed to get your way,

I'll have to find a woman soon,

or contemplate the ghey."

Well the ghey bit didn’t resonate.

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By *aughty But Nice TwiceWoman
over a year ago

Pontefract

"Get the kids to walk the dog if there old enough

Probably more like the dog would walk a pair of “humf” teenagers.

Plus the wife has a tired headache because I hurt my back coming back from the Attic and I haven’t slept well.

So an ode to life.

So if Thursday came before Tuesday

I would plan for Tuesday..."

I can take care of the wife xxx then you get an easy life lol xxx and how the hell you hurt your back coming back from attick and ps thanks for that wine ... it's great home made xxx

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By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Get the kids to walk the dog if there old enough

Probably more like the dog would walk a pair of “humf” teenagers.

Plus the wife has a tired headache because I hurt my back coming back from the Attic and I haven’t slept well.

So an ode to life.

So if Thursday came before Tuesday

I would plan for Tuesday...

I can take care of the wife xxx then you get an easy life lol xxx and how the hell you hurt your back coming back from attick and ps thanks for that wine ... it's great home made xxx "

Hey M you don’t need to know, however the wine might have had an input, that and we were totally lost.

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By *aughty But Nice TwiceWoman
over a year ago

Pontefract

"Get the kids to walk the dog if there old enough

Probably more like the dog would walk a pair of “humf” teenagers.

Plus the wife has a tired headache because I hurt my back coming back from the Attic and I haven’t slept well.

So an ode to life.

So if Thursday came before Tuesday

I would plan for Tuesday...

I can take care of the wife xxx then you get an easy life lol xxx and how the hell you hurt your back coming back from attick and ps thanks for that wine ... it's great home made xxx

Hey M you don’t need to know, however the wine might have had an input, that and we were totally lost.

Awe big hugs for my favourite couple xxx

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Behold, for your inspection,

I am cursed with this erection.

It refuses to deflate,

Even if I masturbate.

My boner is larger than life,

it seeks another man's wife,

and yet upon reflection,

I'm proud of my erection.

It distracts me from my duties,

it interrupts my chores,

I cannot enjoy dinner

with this boner in my drawers.

I'll post a meet today,

and I'll faf a maiden fair,

I hope that someone soon will touch

the beast within it's lair.

So the penis of distraction,

you seemed to get your way,

I'll have to find a woman soon,

or contemplate the ghey.

Well the ghey bit didn’t resonate."

No but it did rhyme, therefore poetic license therefore doesn't matter

signed, a poetry critic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Behold, for your inspection,

I am cursed with this erection.

It refuses to deflate,

Even if I masturbate.

My boner is larger than life,

it seeks another man's wife,

and yet upon reflection,

I'm proud of my erection.

It distracts me from my duties,

it interrupts my chores,

I cannot enjoy dinner

with this boner in my drawers.

I'll post a meet today,

and I'll faf a maiden fair,

I hope that someone soon will touch

the beast within it's lair.

So the penis of distraction,

you seemed to get your way,

I'll have to find a woman soon,

or contemplate the ghey.

Well the ghey bit didn’t resonate.

No but it did rhyme, therefore poetic license therefore doesn't matter

signed, a poetry critic. "

I was running out of words. No offence intended for sure.

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By *.H.SMan
over a year ago

London

cold bath

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