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By *nob OP   Man
over a year ago

newport

Hi I would like to swing, have fun and experiment but as I'm the unluckiest person on the planet I haven't swung.

It's because I don't want to catch any nasty disease or virus!

What are your thoughts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might as well quit now, we're all riddled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might as well quit now, we're all riddled."

Ha ha x

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By *ogNMuseCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

You do know that you can catch those things from non-swingers as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pop onto AcmeProtectYourself dot com.

You can buy yourself a Cat4 BioHazard protective suit to fuck in. Guaranteed protection from all diseases we carry.

Buy one, you get the helmet and gloves free. Bargain.

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By *nob OP   Man
over a year ago

newport

Great pitty that, as you look very sexy and fun!

As for the chemical suit that would be a turn off, I like skin to skin contact.

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By *nob OP   Man
over a year ago

newport

Yes but some groups of people are at higher risk than others.

Hopefully one day there won't be!

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By *nob OP   Man
over a year ago

newport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabulous, you imply that swingers are all riddled with STIs... Great way of committing Fab suicide, well done you!

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By *nob OP   Man
over a year ago

newport

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By *nob OP   Man
over a year ago

newport

You might think that but I have metsome lovely nice swingers.

Put it another way I drive a car most days on UK roads, I try to adhere to the speed limits.

The more I drive the greater the risk that one day I will accidentally exceed a speed limit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're a grown adult (allegedly). I'm quite sure you know how to significantly reduce the risks of contracting something via sexual contact.

If not, then educate yourself.

Failing that, fab ain't for you and you're better out of it.

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By *nob OP   Man
over a year ago

newport

Perhaps your right, maybe I'm best out of here or tying some heavy weights around my feet and jumping in the canal?

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By *on a MangerMan
over a year ago

somerset/Bristol


"Perhaps your right, maybe I'm best out of here or tying some heavy weights around my feet and jumping in the canal?"

I wouldn't do that if i were you those canals have all sorts of bacteria in them... you may catch something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Such dirty filthy animals we are i bet you couldn't wash us clean OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perhaps your right, maybe I'm best out of here or tying some heavy weights around my feet and jumping in the canal?"

Whoa, hold on here. Stop twisting my words - I only replied to your comment that you are worried about catching some disease while swinging that, by implying all swingers are riddled by disease, you are committing Fab suicide. Which means that nobody would want to talk to you on here as nobody wants to be treated like a leper! Nowhere in my post was any suggestion of an actual suicide, and your message is highly inappropriate. Unless all this thread is a cry for help or attention-seeking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi I would like to swing, have fun and experiment but as I'm the unluckiest person on the planet I haven't swung.

It's because I don't want to catch any nasty disease or virus!

What are your thoughts?"

My thoughts are as follows

Stop being so negative, have a positive outlook on things until proven otherwise. You can catch diseases also in non swinging world.

Make sure you play safe, be sensible and enjoy it.

Failing that, lock your self in a cupboard and continue to be negative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perhaps your right, maybe I'm best out of here or tying some heavy weights around my feet and jumping in the canal?"

Please don’t joke about things like this, if you was joking then it hasn’t really come across like that but if you wasn’t then please talk to someone. Joking about this sort of thing isn’t really funny.

If you need someone just to vent to or just to listen with no judgement then send me a message and I’ll happily listen

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By *nob OP   Man
over a year ago

newport


"Perhaps your right, maybe I'm best out of here or tying some heavy weights around my feet and jumping in the canal?

Whoa, hold on here. Stop twisting my words - I only replied to your comment that you are worried about catching some disease while swinging that, by implying all swingers are riddled by disease, you are committing Fab suicide. Which means that nobody would want to talk to you on here as nobody wants to be treated like a leper! Nowhere in my post was any suggestion of an actual suicide, and your message is highly inappropriate. Unless all this thread is a cry for help or attention-seeking. "

Sorry if I offended you or any one else. I merely implied that swingers are at high risk of an STDs and that I'm very unlucky person.

There are some people that I have meant on here that I high regard for,would love to swing with them

and also have as friends.

I was just asking for advice may be peace of mind and it wasn't a cry for help your attention sealing!

Off to find a cupboard, let me know when it's safe to come out!

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might as well quit now, we're all riddled."
omg really see this acts as a filter get out now op over a year and no play meets it's not really for you is it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Such an apt username

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Such an apt username "
is it a typo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perhaps your right, maybe I'm best out of here or tying some heavy weights around my feet and jumping in the canal?

Whoa, hold on here. Stop twisting my words - I only replied to your comment that you are worried about catching some disease while swinging that, by implying all swingers are riddled by disease, you are committing Fab suicide. Which means that nobody would want to talk to you on here as nobody wants to be treated like a leper! Nowhere in my post was any suggestion of an actual suicide, and your message is highly inappropriate. Unless all this thread is a cry for help or attention-seeking.

Sorry if I offended you or any one else. I merely implied that swingers are at high risk of an STDs and that I'm very unlucky person.

There are some people that I have meant on here that I high regard for,would love to swing with them

and also have as friends.

I was just asking for advice may be peace of mind and it wasn't a cry for help your attention sealing!

Off to find a cupboard, let me know when it's safe to come out!

X "

I've got my most recent test back, because I've entered into a monogonous relationship and wanted to make sure I was clear.... guess what? I was. If you use protection, it lessens the chances significantly. Every sexual partner is a risk. Whether they swing or not. So if you are that unlucky, I'd suggest a hazmat with all of those, except virgins... but be sure to make sure that they haven't gone to third base. STD's are possible with this also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perhaps your right, maybe I'm best out of here or tying some heavy weights around my feet and jumping in the canal?

Whoa, hold on here. Stop twisting my words - I only replied to your comment that you are worried about catching some disease while swinging that, by implying all swingers are riddled by disease, you are committing Fab suicide. Which means that nobody would want to talk to you on here as nobody wants to be treated like a leper! Nowhere in my post was any suggestion of an actual suicide, and your message is highly inappropriate. Unless all this thread is a cry for help or attention-seeking.

Sorry if I offended you or any one else. I merely implied that swingers are at high risk of an STDs and that I'm very unlucky person.

There are some people that I have meant on here that I high regard for,would love to swing with them

and also have as friends.

I was just asking for advice may be peace of mind and it wasn't a cry for help your attention sealing!

Off to find a cupboard, let me know when it's safe to come out!

X

I've got my most recent test back, because I've entered into a monogonous relationship and wanted to make sure I was clear.... guess what? I was. If you use protection, it lessens the chances significantly. Every sexual partner is a risk. Whether they swing or not. So if you are that unlucky, I'd suggest a hazmat with all of those, except virgins... but be sure to make sure that they haven't gone to third base. STD's are possible with this also "

Monogamous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Such an apt username is it a typo"

Freudian finger slip?

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By *litstimulousMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Don't go kissing anyone op, unless you wearing a surgical mask.

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By *nob OP   Man
over a year ago

newport


"Don't go kissing anyone op, unless you wearing a surgical mask. "

Thanks for the advice but I thought kissing was perfectly safe??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't go kissing anyone op, unless you wearing a surgical mask.

Thanks for the advice but I thought kissing was perfectly safe??"

Herpes

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Don't go kissing anyone op, unless you wearing a surgical mask.

Thanks for the advice but I thought kissing was perfectly safe??

Herpes"

And once you’ve got that , it’s for life .

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By *nob OP   Man
over a year ago

newport


"Don't go kissing anyone op, unless you wearing a surgical mask.

Thanks for the advice but I thought kissing was perfectly safe??

Herpes"

Surgical mask it is then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't go kissing anyone op, unless you wearing a surgical mask.

Thanks for the advice but I thought kissing was perfectly safe??

Herpes

And once you’ve got that , it’s for life ."

Exactly. Whenever I get overly stressed my lips need to be quarantined

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds


"Don't go kissing anyone op, unless you wearing a surgical mask.

Thanks for the advice but I thought kissing was perfectly safe??

Herpes

And once you’ve got that , it’s for life .

Exactly. Whenever I get overly stressed my lips need to be quarantined "

Id quarantine you at mine any time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't go kissing anyone op, unless you wearing a surgical mask.

Thanks for the advice but I thought kissing was perfectly safe??

Herpes

Surgical mask it is then!"

Just remember, you have one life. All things that are fun, require taking a certain type of risk. I wouldn't want to be on my death bed and regret not doing something out of fear. I've done things I can look back on and have a huge grin. I've never contracted an STI, but boy I've had fun!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing is safe i would say even condoms are not safe because never know if they will break take it from some whose been unlucky from a joking point of view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't go kissing anyone op, unless you wearing a surgical mask.

Thanks for the advice but I thought kissing was perfectly safe??

Herpes

And once you’ve got that , it’s for life .

Exactly. Whenever I get overly stressed my lips need to be quarantined

Id quarantine you at mine any time"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't go kissing anyone op, unless you wearing a surgical mask.

Thanks for the advice but I thought kissing was perfectly safe??

Herpes

Surgical mask it is then!

Just remember, you have one life. All things that are fun, require taking a certain type of risk. I wouldn't want to be on my death bed and regret not doing something out of fear. I've done things I can look back on and have a huge grin. I've never contracted an STI, but boy I've had fun!!! "

omg if you wrote memoirs I'd read them

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By *laytimenowMan
over a year ago

Essex


"Hi I would like to swing, have fun and experiment but as I'm the unluckiest person on the planet I haven't swung.

It's because I don't want to catch any nasty disease or virus!

What are your thoughts?"

Buy 2 laptops & watch 2 different porn clios at the same time.

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By *nob OP   Man
over a year ago

newport

Very nice kissable lips you have.

I guess the Cat4 BioHazard protective suit works as your clear of STI's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi I would like to swing, have fun and experiment but as I'm the unluckiest person on the planet I haven't swung.

It's because I don't want to catch any nasty disease or virus!

What are your thoughts?"

...if anything us swingers do actually go the extra mile when it comes to our hygiene & cleanliness thank you & always safe sex!

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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago

The South Near That London

OP - have you ever had any form of sex at all? You seem very naive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi I would like to swing, have fun and experiment but as I'm the unluckiest person on the planet I haven't swung.

It's because I don't want to catch any nasty disease or virus!

What are your thoughts?"

The name says it all about this man anyway “_nob” u certainly acted like 1 on this

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham


"Perhaps your right, maybe I'm best out of here or tying some heavy weights around my feet and jumping in the canal?"

I wouldn’t go that far fella ,, but it does sound like you need to get out more . Maybe swap your Xbox for a night out on the tiles

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By *nob OP   Man
over a year ago

newport

So kind of you to say so, lady.??

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By *nob OP   Man
over a year ago

newport

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over a year ago

newport

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over a year ago

newport

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By *nob OP   Man
over a year ago

newport


"Perhaps your right, maybe I'm best out of here or tying some heavy weights around my feet and jumping in the canal?

I wouldn’t go that far fella ,, but it does sound like you need to get out more . Maybe swap your Xbox for a night out on the tiles "

Don't have an Xbox and no time for one!

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By *nob OP   Man
over a year ago

newport


"Hi I would like to swing, have fun and experiment but as I'm the unluckiest person on the planet I haven't swung.

It's because I don't want to catch any nasty disease or virus!

What are your thoughts? The name says it all about this man anyway “_nob” u certainly acted like 1 on this "

Thank you, so kind of you to say, lady.??

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By *nob OP   Man
over a year ago

newport


"OP - have you ever had any form of sex at all? You seem very naive "

No, a total virgin!

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By *nob OP   Man
over a year ago

newport


"Hi I would like to swing, have fun and experiment but as I'm the unluckiest person on the planet I haven't swung.

It's because I don't want to catch any nasty disease or virus!

What are your thoughts? ...if anything us swingers do actually go the extra mile when it comes to our hygiene & cleanliness thank you & always safe sex! "

You might and many do but does that go for every one that swings?

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By *nob OP   Man
over a year ago

newport

I thought I would of had some positive, reassuring and encouraging responses.

Stating that I will be fine as swingers are very health conscious and respect the health of others.

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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago

The South Near That London


"OP - have you ever had any form of sex at all? You seem very naive

No, a total virgin! "

Is the fear of catching something that’s held you back from any kind of sex?

It might be worth a chat with a (medical) professional.

Do your suffer with OCD?

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By *nob OP   Man
over a year ago

newport

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By *nob OP   Man
over a year ago

newport


"OP - have you ever had any form of sex at all? You seem very naive

No, a total virgin!

Is the fear of catching something that’s held you back from any kind of sex?

It might be worth a chat with a (medical) professional.

*What with our NHS?*

Do your suffer with OCD?"

There's little green men on the moon!

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