FabSwingers.com forum: Are people on here just having a laugh

By *ustme6 OP Man
over a year ago

tamworth

Just received this request....to see if I meet criteria. ..

PLEASE SUPPLY A FACE TO KNEE NAKED PIC AROUSED holding a Red towel in your left hand !

Wtf.... next demand on the face of Snowdon or Ben Nevis. .

What is this site coming to...

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By *ustme6 OP Man
over a year ago

tamworth

And yet when u ask them if they want to chat no...reply

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

They might feel they can ask. You might feel you can tell them (in words or with delete/ block) to jog on.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I have no idea how to even arouse my knee, neither do I have a red towel. I guess I'm out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have no idea how to even arouse my knee, neither do I have a red towel. I guess I'm out"

Lol , tell 'em to git tae fuck !!

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By *ustme6 OP Man
over a year ago

tamworth

"I have no idea how to even arouse my knee, neither do I have a red towel. I guess I'm out"

Pmsl...my first thought...stroked it firmly but no response. ..am I kneely disfunctional???

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

You have the same power anyone does, OP. I delete many demanding messages a day. From "you'll be at (place) at (time) and be subject to (sex stuff)" to "face pic" to "drain my balls" and more. If they're that disrespectful, you don't want to meet them.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

"You have the same power anyone does, OP. I delete many demanding messages a day. From "you'll be at (place) at (time) and be subject to (sex stuff)" to "face pic" to "drain my balls" and more. If they're that disrespectful, you don't want to meet them. "

Me too, I just can't understand that anybody would respond positively to a message like that

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By *ustme6 OP Man
over a year ago

tamworth

Was from the male in a couple....or not a couple more likely...

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

Is that a red towel your wearing in your profile pic OP?

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Just since posting that last message two more of those have hit my inbox, I wish we could share messages on here cos they are so funny.

This one day wins cockwomble of the day award.

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By *ustme6 OP Man
over a year ago

tamworth

"Is that a red towel your wearing in your profile pic OP? "

Omg how observant...didn't make the connection...have to look if I still have it ..that pic was two years ago before I moved onto the boat...sure it's hidden somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just received this request....to see if I meet criteria. ..

PLEASE SUPPLY A FACE TO KNEE NAKED PIC AROUSED holding a Red towel in your left hand !

Wtf.... next demand on the face of Snowdon or Ben Nevis. .

What is this site coming to..."

You can't mention messages in the forums OP

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By *ustme6 OP Man
over a year ago

tamworth

"Just since posting that last message two more of those have hit my inbox, I wish we could share messages on here cos they are so funny.

This one day wins cockwomble of the day award. "

Did have to look up definition of cockwomble here

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Just received this request....to see if I meet criteria. ..

PLEASE SUPPLY A FACE TO KNEE NAKED PIC AROUSED holding a Red towel in your left hand !

Wtf.... next demand on the face of Snowdon or Ben Nevis. .

What is this site coming to..."

Maybe this is the new "in thing" and we'll all be doing it a few weeks down the line.

Argos will be wondering why their sales of red towels and knee cream have shot through the roof.

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

"I have no idea how to even arouse my knee, neither do I have a red towel. I guess I'm out"
Give me your knee. I'll show ya how it's done. You haven't gotta go anywhere over the next few days have you? I suggest you order a taxi if so. Do you own a wheelchair?

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By *ustme6 OP Man
over a year ago

tamworth

"Just received this request....to see if I meet criteria. ..

PLEASE SUPPLY A FACE TO KNEE NAKED PIC AROUSED holding a Red towel in your left hand !

Wtf.... next demand on the face of Snowdon or Ben Nevis. .

What is this site coming to...

Maybe this is the new "in thing" and we'll all be doing it a few weeks down the line.

Argos will be wondering why their sales of red towels and knee cream have shot through the roof."

Lol

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

Some have just had so many fake profiles they just want you to jump a hoop

Yours looks real to me but some just want to make sure but face and cock/ pussy is a no no ask tell them to piss off

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By *hill44Man
over a year ago

hinckley

Be carful putting your red towel in the wash with your whites ,it may run

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By *ustme6 OP Man
over a year ago

tamworth

"Just received this request....to see if I meet criteria. ..

PLEASE SUPPLY A FACE TO KNEE NAKED PIC AROUSED holding a Red towel in your left hand !

Wtf.... next demand on the face of Snowdon or Ben Nevis. .

What is this site coming to...

You can't mention messages in the forums OP"

Ooops my bad

..thought it was just naming and shaming. .think I can mention a ridiculous situation that should be of bewilderment to all...maybe I'm wrong...

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

"Just received this request....to see if I meet criteria. ..

PLEASE SUPPLY A FACE TO KNEE NAKED PIC AROUSED holding a Red towel in your left hand !

Wtf.... next demand on the face of Snowdon or Ben Nevis. .

What is this site coming to..."

I get it, they're testing you to see if your profile is real.

Trouble is not many people have a red towel. You could knock on a few neighbours doors to see if they have one.

Funny Ben Nevis, maybe some have had that pic request, always wondered why anyone would venture up there in the middle of winter, it's all falling into place now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a laugh is more rewarding than trying to get a reaction from some of the subscribers on this site...

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