FabSwingers.com forum: Accidents happen

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

While enjoying a 69 with her sat on my face as she cum she accidentally shit on my head it was horrific has anyone else had accidents that have been embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully if you complained she called you a shithead!

Sorry had to!

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

Very apt username then OP

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By *ublinGirl92Woman
over a year ago

Hell

Omg. I'm dying laughing. I did not expect to read something like that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She was so embarrassed it was at the beginning of our relationship the first night we went to bed she nearly killed me with gush lol

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By *ooking4funnowMan
over a year ago

Essex

Lol a classic, these things happen unfortunately and i remember a time when we were having a threesome when my then gf was being licked out by another woman and released far to much shall we say, but i didnt want her feeling embarassed so called a break cleaned up and got back to the action.

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

"While enjoying a 69 with her sat on my face as she cum she accidentally shit on my head it was horrific has anyone else had accidents that have been embarrassing "

I’m laughing out loud. Too funny!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Omg. I'm dying laughing. I did not expect to read something like that! "

I didn't expect it to happen lol

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By *ita7Man
over a year ago

Kettering

Yes happens with girl I see regular when she squirts. I just clean her up & continue with the fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only real accident I've had is once during an enthusiastic fuck with an ex , I pulled out a little too far and the next thrust took a detour that left me balls deep up the wrong 'un . she was surprised to say the least , lol ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was fucking then the guy went to the loo as said i think you are on your period. I died a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was fucking then the guy went to the loo as said i think you are on your period. I died a little

Aaw , that's nothing at all Honey ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once was squeezing the cum out of my pussy when a little pebble shaped poo shot out and hit my bf in the stomach!

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham/Telford

"Very apt username then OP

Checked and nearly spat tea everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once was squeezing the cum out of my pussy when a little pebble shaped poo shot out and hit my bf in the stomach! "

Brilliant , made tea shoot out my nose !! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am glad I finished my cup of coffee before I started reading this thread

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

"While enjoying a 69 with her sat on my face as she cum she accidentally shit on my head it was horrific has anyone else had accidents that have been embarrassing "

I don't think there's any coming back from that, I would have been mortified

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By *andJDubaiCouple
over a year ago

Dubai, with visits to Glasgow, Edinburgh and London

"Once was squeezing the cum out of my pussy when a little pebble shaped poo shot out and hit my bf in the stomach! "
h

Lmfao.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well thats something i wasnt expecting to read today sorry for laughing but it is hilarious obviously not for you at that time but man what a fab story to tell

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By *ita7Man
over a year ago

Kettering

"Was fucking then the guy went to the loo as said i think you are on your period. I died a little

It's mother nature & so natural. You should not be ashamed. Did you continue when he came back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit happens.

Sorry, someone had to say it.

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By *oolsGoldxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Shit happens.

Sorry, someone had to say it."

Surprised it took so long x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit happens.

Sorry, someone had to say it.

Surprised it took so long x"

I was about to write it as I read his post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was milking a prostate, my finger was way in there he came, hard .... and farted while my finger was still inside

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"While enjoying a 69 with her sat on my face as she cum she accidentally shit on my head it was horrific has anyone else had accidents that have been embarrassing "

OMG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"While enjoying a 69 with her sat on my face as she cum she accidentally shit on my head it was horrific has anyone else had accidents that have been embarrassing "
omg no I haven't ever jeez that's disgusting

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'd be mortified if I'd shit on someone or done the shitting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Shit happens tho just have to map.it up and deal with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet your truly looked abit shit faced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal sometimes doesn’t go to plan if you’re not prepared lol

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By *eddonistikMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Was fucking then the guy went to the loo as said i think you are on your period. I died a little

Never had a problem with periods, even giving oral as I'm not a vegi, the fucking is wonderfully smooth as well. Squirting no problem, pis if known about. Once had a T-Girl at a GB who hadn't made sure she had had got cleared out before anal sex, that rather spoiled the evening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was fucking then the guy went to the loo as said i think you are on your period. I died a little

Nothing to worry about hun, it’s a perfectly natural thing to happen. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was milking a prostate, my finger was way in there he came, hard .... and farted while my finger was still inside

omg

I'd be mortified.. if that happens to me one day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg creased

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By *kbloke_11Man
over a year ago

Hockley

While fucking an ex across the bed, I pulled out expecting to shoot my load over her body and maybe face, unfortunately it went a lot further and the first rope went right ever her and landed on my suede shoe on the floor at the other side of the bed. I never did get the stain out!

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

"While enjoying a 69 with her sat on my face as she cum she accidentally shit on my head it was horrific has anyone else had accidents that have been embarrassing "

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"While fucking an ex across the bed, I pulled out expecting to shoot my load over her body and maybe face, unfortunately it went a lot further and the first rope went right ever her and landed on my suede shoe on the floor at the other side of the bed. I never did get the stain out!"

Shot lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anal sometimes doesn’t go to plan if you’re not prepared lol

In order to make sure we're prepared we recently bought a shower head attachment from Amazon to do the trick. Unfortunately when it was delivered from China it had VAGINAL CLEANING TOOL SET in large bold letters on the label. I can't look my postman in the eye now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anal sometimes doesn’t go to plan if you’re not prepared lol

OMG!!

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

"Anal sometimes doesn’t go to plan if you’re not prepared lol

Hahahaha funny

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Already a classic thread.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Thanks for sharing that with us. Lovely.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I went to the bathroom thinking this is not real it hasn't happened until i washed my head in the sink and the shit came in to view that was when i started to heave

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

OP thank you for making me smile today, cause yes as people have said shit happens or 1 slip and your in deep shit. Happy Saturday everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The worst thing is i have the weakest stomach i am heaving now thinking about it lol

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