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By *ockey64 OP   Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Any ladies want a decorator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any ladies want a decorator "

No woman wants the 'decorators' in

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By *ockey64 OP   Man
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Any ladies want a decorator

No woman wants the 'decorators' in "

I think the term is painters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any ladies want a decorator

No woman wants the 'decorators' in "

tha tickled me then x

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By *ockey64 OP   Man
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Any ladies want a decorator

No woman wants the 'decorators' in tha tickled me then x"

and me

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea


"Any ladies want a decorator

No woman wants the 'decorators' in I think the term is painters"

Could bean you get a good stripping first, filled in the cracks and a nice different pattern laid on you vagina then left feeling a new woman

I think it could catch on

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By *ockey64 OP   Man
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Any ladies want a decorator

No woman wants the 'decorators' in I think the term is painters

Could bean you get a good stripping first, filled in the cracks and a nice different pattern laid on you vagina then left feeling a new woman

A good rub down and touch up too

I think it could catch on

"

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By *ockey64 OP   Man
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Any ladies want a decorator

No woman wants the 'decorators' in I think the term is painters

Could bean you get a good stripping first, filled in the cracks and a nice different pattern laid on you vagina then left feeling a new woman

I think it could catch on

"

I'm hoping lol

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

joiner here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plumber here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Painting the walls...or something else? I'm a little confused. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any gynaecologists floating around?

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

There’s a saying within construction trades “ if you can piss ,, you can paint”

Do your own ladies

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea


"Any ladies want a decorator

No woman wants the 'decorators' in I think the term is painters

Could bean you get a good stripping first, filled in the cracks and a nice different pattern laid on you vagina then left feeling a new woman

I think it could catch on

"

Not bean! Mean well one nice little bean I suppose

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By *ockey64 OP   Man
over a year ago

Gloucester


"There’s a saying within construction trades “ if you can piss ,, you can paint”

Do your own ladies "

ye but can you piss for 8 hours a day? Always a smart arse !!

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By *ockey64 OP   Man
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Any ladies want a decorator

No woman wants the 'decorators' in I think the term is painters

Could bean you get a good stripping first, filled in the cracks and a nice different pattern laid on you vagina then left feeling a new woman

I think it could catch on

Not bean! Mean well one nice little bean I suppose "

always happy to rub down the bean

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham


"There’s a saying within construction trades “ if you can piss ,, you can paint”

Do your own ladies ye but can you piss for 8 hours a day? Always a smart arse !! "

Depends how much cider I’ve had

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By *ockey64 OP   Man
over a year ago

Gloucester


"There’s a saying within construction trades “ if you can piss ,, you can paint”

Do your own ladies ye but can you piss for 8 hours a day? Always a smart arse !!

Depends how much cider I’ve had "

I'd drink you under the table anytime lol

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

Ffs I've just done a load of decorating

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By *ockey64 OP   Man
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Ffs I've just done a load of decorating "
that's a shame lol. Keep me in mind

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham


"There’s a saying within construction trades “ if you can piss ,, you can paint”

Do your own ladies ye but can you piss for 8 hours a day? Always a smart arse !!

Depends how much cider I’ve had I'd drink you under the table anytime lol "

I ain’t arguing that one pal .... I’ve turned into a right bleeding lightweight as I’ve got older .... I also admit in reality a good decorator is worth his weight in Strongbow

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By *ockey64 OP   Man
over a year ago

Gloucester


"There’s a saying within construction trades “ if you can piss ,, you can paint”

Do your own ladies ye but can you piss for 8 hours a day? Always a smart arse !!

Depends how much cider I’ve had I'd drink you under the table anytime lol

I ain’t arguing that one pal .... I’ve turned into a right bleeding lightweight as I’ve got older .... I also admit in reality a good decorator is worth his weight in Strongbow "

cheers mate. Nice to have a bit of humour. Mines is stowford press now though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Already got them in, someone pass me some painkillers

P

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By *ockey64 OP   Man
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Already got them in, someone pass me some painkillers

P"

them in . Must be a big job pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Google is my friend lol

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham


"There’s a saying within construction trades “ if you can piss ,, you can paint”

Do your own ladies ye but can you piss for 8 hours a day? Always a smart arse !!

Depends how much cider I’ve had I'd drink you under the table anytime lol

I ain’t arguing that one pal .... I’ve turned into a right bleeding lightweight as I’ve got older .... I also admit in reality a good decorator is worth his weight in Strongbow cheers mate. Nice to have a bit of humour. Mines is stowford press now though "

I’ve not heard of that one ,, guessing it ain’t made it’s way up these parts yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have seen many a pic on here of women covered like a plasterers radio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have seen many a pic on here of women covered like a plasterers radio "

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By *ockey64 OP   Man
over a year ago

Gloucester


"There’s a saying within construction trades “ if you can piss ,, you can paint”

Do your own ladies ye but can you piss for 8 hours a day? Always a smart arse !!

Depends how much cider I’ve had I'd drink you under the table anytime lol

I ain’t arguing that one pal .... I’ve turned into a right bleeding lightweight as I’ve got older .... I also admit in reality a good decorator is worth his weight in Strongbow cheers mate. Nice to have a bit of humour. Mines is stowford press now though

I’ve not heard of that one ,, guessing it ain’t made it’s way up these parts yet "

try Tesco. They do it in cans or Asda

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham


"There’s a saying within construction trades “ if you can piss ,, you can paint”

Do your own ladies ye but can you piss for 8 hours a day? Always a smart arse !!

Depends how much cider I’ve had I'd drink you under the table anytime lol

I ain’t arguing that one pal .... I’ve turned into a right bleeding lightweight as I’ve got older .... I also admit in reality a good decorator is worth his weight in Strongbow cheers mate. Nice to have a bit of humour. Mines is stowford press now though

I’ve not heard of that one ,, guessing it ain’t made it’s way up these parts yet try Tesco. They do it in cans or Asda "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mechanic here . Should see what's in my toolbox ladies , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have seen many a pic on here of women covered like a plasterers radio

"

Painters radio not plasterers radio

paint is generally white, plaster is a shitty brown colour so the radio looks like shit

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